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Big Bang of Convergence
joNDoty writes "Businessweek is running a story predicting 'This is going to be the most disruptive period in the past 50 years." The period they are talking about is the digital age of convergence, where every software/hardware manufacturer is racing to link cell phones, tvs and computers into universal devices 'that can't be categorized as tech or consumer electronics.' 'The result is a Big Bang of convergence, and it's likely to produce the biggest explosion of innovation since the dawn of the Internet.' Overrated? Perhaps, but +1 insightful nonetheless." Sure, your fridge will tell you you need milk, but convergence is not necessarily a good thing.
When your toaster tells you that you've got 2 potential e-harmony dates, and your fridge won't shut up about your lousy tv dinner diet, it will be time to move to the mountains.
You're nothing; like me.
Linking link cell phones, tvs and computers would be nice... if they could link it with a frickin' flying car already
I fear the 3l33t snax0rz.
Convergence though, kinda sweet. You can turn on your heated driveway from the comfort of your toilet remote control. That, my friend, is progress.
You'll have that sometimes...
I still have my ::CueCat.
I want to see the first person selling Anti-Virus for a refridgerator or reciever.
I should go into business selling whole-home anti-virus licenses. Good for 10 communicating devices per license. Renewable monthly.
-Kelt
My intelligence insults itself.
Doesn't anyone remember what happened last time when the Cylons attacked, and all of our computer systems were linked together?
It's already been created! Just go download the source code from skullbocks.com!
"Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
My VCR watches TV for me when I'm not there, my oven can cook dinner for me when I'm not there, and my checking account can pay bills automatically if I'm not there. With all this convergence, will my possessions need me anymore?
If all this should have a reason, we would be the last to know.
your refrigerator/render-farm.
Maybe now we can keep those AMD chips cool.
Sorry, but as of Jun 4th, we're 9th in the world. A single point behind Germany. That's one of the things that pisses the world off about us. Even when we don't care about something (like soccer) we're still pretty damn good at it.
The problem you are referring to is fashion. I have no problem using a 5 year old walkman. I have no problem wearing non-faggy rollerblades from 1997. But most people just buy things based on look. They don't even know how to use them.
*cough* Apple *cough*
go'head kill me.
You'll have that sometimes...
"Your Bagle is ready. Would you like to see an add about Philly Cream Cheese?"
You turn on the TV to watch a movie...
"Problems down there? TRY CIALIS!"
Or you go to the kitchen to get something to drink...
"We've got the largest selection of dolls!"
Like I'd want any of my appliances trying to sell me penis enlargement pills.
Then we can all be individuals in the same way!
The simple truth is that interstellar distances will not fit into the human imagination
- Douglas Adams
OK, I'll bite...my 12" iBook is tiny, tough and responsive. Apple's integration of the OS and hardware make it feel like I'm using a "tangible device" (ie a stereo, refrigerator, fax machine, copier), rather than using an abstracted operating system doing a balancing act on top of hardware.
Bill Clinton: Pimp we can believe in. - The Shirt!!!
You call ninth place "pretty damn good"? And how does it feel being fifth in your own country's car racing championship? Or do you consider the leading country, Canada, part of the USA?
"Sure, your fridge will tell you you need milk..."
I'm going to be pissed if I can't program in vegan options. I don't need my fridge trying to puch animal products on me.
FRIDGE: "Your soy milk is past due Dave. It is time to buy milk."
ME: "Shut the hell up and open the damn pod bay door!"
I like 1980's guy. I think we should see more of him.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Sure, my fridge might tell me I need more milk, but it's wrong. I know I'm not out of milk, because I've had the same carton sitting there for a good 5 months, now.
Strangely enough, I've stopped recieving email telling me I'm out of cheese.
Easy solution...
Get a better, upgraded wife.
"Unheard of means only it's undreamed of yet,
Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
Problem is a wife has only three slots for three features:
1. beauty
2. intelligence
3. Geekiness
4. Cooking
5. Cleaning
6. Likes sex
Pick yours, but if you want one with Geekiness built in, you'll have to compromise with a lack of other features.
Write boring code, not shiny code!
Good security is based upon reality and common sense. Common sense is a function of having common knowledge.
I will give ALL OF MY MONEY to someone who can fix the problem.
Easy. Send me your wife.
Have her bring the money.
Convergence is one half of the cycle of inventing many new trivial gadgets and then consolidating them, ensuring there's something we all just must buy every year. The result is an endless cash supply and burgeoning landfill...
Finest word processor ever.
My wife only has one slot, but there are two alternative ports. Not all wives have ports that are compatible.
Get two - then you can have all those features. Might be difficult to decide which gets which though.