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Yet Another Degrading DVD

Aire Libre writes "Efforts to eliminate price competition from cheap DVD rentals and used DVD sales appear to be speeding up. Flexplay Technology's EZ-D self-destructing DVD, which goes dark in a lagardly 48 hours, has been surpassed by a French DVD-D that goes dark in a speedy eight hours. Because neither technology has anything to do with piracy, they both appear marketed at movie studios that might wish to drive up the price of DVD rentals. Presumably, once throw-away DVDs catch on, the studios can for the first time prevent price competition between rental and sales of DVDs by charging more for a regular DVD (rentable and re-saleable) and having the retail sales copies disappear 8 hours after opening so that no one can re-sell them, lend them, rent them or give them to charity. This will also suppress competition from rentals and used copies against currently uncompetitive online movie downloads."

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  1. Only 8 hours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    How can we watch 9 & 1/2 weeks?

    1. Re:Only 8 hours? by Biotech9 · · Score: 1, Funny

      How can we watch 9 & 1/2 weeks?

      I guess you'll need to get 33 copies of 'Another 48hours' with it.

    2. Re:Only 8 hours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      One could have a lot of fun in the store with a small straight pin...

    3. Re:Only 8 hours? by fish+waffle · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...or take it out of its container and expose it to light/air.

      Phew! I was worried it would key off something very common, that i might accidentally expose it to.

  2. Re:Absolutely Stupid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So warezing movies just got another thing going for it: not only is it cheap, it's enviroment friendly as well :)

  3. WARNING by Prowl · · Score: 4, Funny

    These disks should not be used for backing up valuable data

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  4. Cinema or home? by Paster+Of+Muppets · · Score: 1, Funny

    So if you can only watch it for 8 hours, what's the point? What is the incentive for people to buy it when they could watch it once in a cinema (for example) with a much better screen size and audio system, rather than on their TV screen at home? DVD lending will always be around, they can't do much about that, but if they want to cut down on piracy they should try making the DVDs copy protected.

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  5. MI by aixou · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Mission Impossible movies are going to have to think of a new way to transmit mission information. Once this technology becomes completely mainstream, the whole "this tape will self-destruct in 5 seconds" won't be so hip and cool, and you'll hear moms in the theater saying "Just like our Little Mermaid discs at home".

    Anyone have any ideas for Mission Impossible to stay ahead of the game?

  6. This message will self destruct... by pubjames · · Score: 5, Funny


    They should make them a bit more exciting. When you have finished watching the DVD it should display "This DVD will self-destruct in ten, nine, eight..." so you have to quickly take it out of the player and throw it out of the window just before it explodes. Would make watching DVDs much more fun, and would stop you falling asleep during movies.

  7. Re:Absolutely Stupid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's not hard to get people to recycle these they just need to give money back for returns. Like the used to do with pop bottles.

    And then we could penalize people if they didn't return them within a certain time limit - possibly with some kind of fine or something.

  8. Re:Absolutely Stupid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    The garbage created by the USA for 1000 years could be stored in a 30 mile square box.

    We've already got this, it's called cleveland.

  9. Timeline by WarriorPoet42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hour 0: DVD Purchased. Child or sibling opens it while you are not looking.
    Hour 1: You realize the package was opened, but do not know when. Hour 2: You finally get home, only to realize that your Windows machine is DOA and needs a reinstall. ... Hour 5: Reinstall finish. Hunt for DVD burning/decrypt^H^H^H^H^H^H backup software begins. Hour 6: DVDXCopy found and installed, read phase begins. You realize that you burned your last blank DVD last night. Hour 7: You return from Staples with a rediculously priced 5pack. Burning begins. Hour 8: You finish just in time to watch the light show on the back of this 'novel' disc. Perhaps a 48-hour version would be less stressful in the future.

    1. Re:Timeline by TwistedSquare · · Score: 5, Funny

      Good to see the scriptwriters for the next series of 24 posting their ideas on slashdot!

  10. Re:Screeners by Frit+Mock · · Score: 1, Funny


    Wait a few years, then a clever guy has the idea to sell DVD's without movie ...

  11. 8 hour money. by antiquark · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll make money that goes blank in 8 hours, and buy them with that

  12. Re:Absolutely Stupid! by in7ane · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yep, and this will also give the name to the next video format that's going to be used extensively for video piracy (remember DivX anyone?)

    Actually I'm surprised, no-one has mentioned Circuit City's DivX, which was essentially the same, and went nowhere (maybe they should have learned?)...

  13. Re:Disposable DVDS solution. by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 3, Funny

    It will just include an nice EULA then that will tell you to fuck off and go to hell if you have any complaints.

    Also, this EULA will be printed on the inside of the case.

  14. Re:Absolutely Stupid! by cosmo7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is not always the case. I remember the story of paper manufacturing that the real cost of making recycled paper is actually worse for the enviroment than using virgin fibres. The public wants recycled paper, so that is what they get.

    Exactly right. People have the idea that paper is made with the pulp of virgin rainforest. Almost all paper is made from crop trees which are locking down carbon dioxide.

    The final irony is whales and the rainforest, which people feel are somehow 'good'. People think the rainforest generates most of the oxygen in the air, but rainforests only produce something like 5% of it; most oxygen comes from algae in the sea. Who's eating the algae? That's right, the whales.

    So the upshot is that if you want to make a real contribution to the environment you would be campaigning to cut down the rainforest to make harpoons to kill the whales with.

  15. irreversible? we'll see... by bje2 · · Score: 2, Funny
    From the dvd-d.com Q&A:
    Is the destruction process irreversible ? The process which makes the DVD-D data unreadable is irreversible. Tampering with the erasing system is technically and economically impossible. Before destruction start, there is no way of tampering with the disc; After the destruction process is started, there is no way to significantly interfere with it; There are no ways to repair the disc after the weathering process has made it unreadable. Solutions to repair the disc would be extremely complex. Furthermore, there is limited rational interest in interfering with the destruction process : All solutions targeted at reverse engineering the DVD-D to make it playable on a permanent basis are extremely costly and complex, if they can ever succeed; Anyway, the reparation cost would be much higher than the cost of a permanent DVD, and this would never justify the involvement of anybody in such an operation.
    Don't we hear something similar every time a new copy protection or ripping protection, or whatver similar concept is released? and then 30 minutes later some kid breaks it by holding down the <shift> key...
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  16. Re:Absolutely Stupid! by Opie812 · · Score: 1, Funny

    why sell something once that lasts, when you could sell lots that break down?

    I have a buddy that works at Ford and that's the mantra they chant every morning before their shifts start.
    :)

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  17. Re:Favorite green story by Eccles · · Score: 2, Funny

    In a Spinal Tap interview on NPR, back when CDs came in elongated cardboard boxes, Nigel said that they'd had the manufacturer put the CD in an extra long box just so there was that much extra cardboard for recycling...

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  18. "Own it today"? by Bockster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Puts new meaning in their advertisements: "Own it today (only)".

  19. Can't you just picture the marketing meeting? by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny
    • MarketDroid #1: Dammit, people aren't buying enough of our $30 discs.
    • MarketDroid #2: Hey! What if we 'rented' them out for $3 per view?
    • MarketDroid #1: Brilliant! Let's go snort coke out of hooker's ass cracks.
    • MarketDroid #3: But... who's going to want to 'rent' something like that? We'd have to charge less than a proper rental disc to persuade them, so we'll only make pennies per disc. And even if we succeed, all we're doing is guaranteeing that we miss out on $27 of pure profit on a regular disc. Wouldn't we be better to sell people what they actually want, like a lot more regular discs for $15?
    • MarketDroid #1: You must be new here.
    • MarketDroid #3: Uh, yeah. Sorry. I guess I need to snort some more coke out of hooker's ass cracks.
    • MarketDroid #2: Now you're talking!
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  20. Re:Absolutely Stupid! by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 3, Funny
    To make paper you plant acres of the fastest growing trees you can find (usually in a fallow field) and water the crap out of them to get them to a harvestable size in a few short years. You then pulp the little guys and make paper.
    That's terrible! Does anybody know if there's a "People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetation" organization around that protests the torture and killing of small trees?
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