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Next Generation Stun Guns?

RoyalCheese writes "Well, I've just been reading an interesting little article on New Scientist's website about new crowd control weapons that electrocute/stun the targets. Seems we will soon be at risk of being stunned by ionised air generated by laptop sized lasers..." Reader Spetiam adds "News.com.au reports on a new weapon that will be able to zap you from afar, wires not included: 'We will be able to fire a stream of electricity like water out of a hose at one or many targets in a single sweep,' XADS [Xtreme Alternative Defense Systems] president Peter Bitar is quoted as saying." So, this company has a free-hosting website and and a free-email address for their "president", and the photo looks like cardboard tubes wrapped with green camouflage tape. Hmmmm.

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  1. Obligatory quote... by harikiri · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sharks with frickin' ... !

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  2. Oh the pain, the pain of it all... by cbovasso · · Score: 4, Funny

    That "weapon" looks straight out of Lost in Space. At least GI Joe in the picture seems to be pretty hardcore.

    Cant they somehow strap this frickin laser beem to that frickin guys head?

    Im the president of this frickin company for frickin sake.

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    1. Re:Oh the pain, the pain of it all... by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 5, Funny

      Non-lethal my ass, I almost died from just looking at the thing, my ribs still ache now.
      I'd hate to see what this thing can do when actually used...

    2. Re:Oh the pain, the pain of it all... by emc · · Score: 3, Funny
      'We will be able to fire a stream of electricity like water out of a hose at one or many targets in a single sweep

      As another poster noted, Ghostbusters was doing this 20 years ago...

      but MY question is...

      ...what happens when you cross the streams?

  3. Reminds me of... by Saluton_Mondo · · Score: 5, Funny



    We will be able to fire a stream of electricity like water out of a hose at one or many targets in a single sweep

    ...the lightning bolt gun in Quake.

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  4. 20 years old tech by nkh · · Score: 5, Funny

    We will be able to fire a stream of electricity like water out of a hose

    The Ghostbusters were already doing that 20 years ago...

  5. In other news........ by reality-bytes · · Score: 4, Funny


    Demonstrators at a protest in the United Kingdom were seen running around with lengths of copper wire trailing across the ground from their trouser-legs.

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    1. Re:In other news........ by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 3, Funny

      I see a whole new market for rubber underwear....

  6. It's about time! by kulakovich · · Score: 5, Funny


    Potato canon technology is now within reach of the US armed forces.

    You want fries with THAT! and THAT! and THAT!

    kulakovich

  7. If looks could kill.... by RunsWithLightning · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe they're hoping that the target will just fall down, laughing at this thing.

  8. Oh No.... by CCIEwannabe · · Score: 5, Funny

    We will be able to fire a stream of electricity like water out of a hose at one or many targets in a single sweep

    Holt Crap! A weapon that will specifically target me in my tin foil hat!

  9. I think for this purpose... by Phekko · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...my tinfoil hat is more than adequate

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  10. More Star Trek technology... by 3waygeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    First, we have hull plating, then teleportation, and now phasers. Once we get warp drive and replicators, we'll be ready to build starships.

  11. The Power Lead by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    is haging out the back on that thing. Hope they come with a decently long extension lead.

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  12. Re:Look at the uses they're citing -- chilling by Snowgen · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is a weapon designed to use in case of protests or riots. What kinds of governments need this sort of weapon?

    Any country hosting rowdy soccer fans, maybe?

  13. Re:Effective Range -lt 9 feet! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is your dog non-lethal? Do you have a website?

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