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Xbox Video Chat Includes Camera, Remote Vibration
Thanks to Game Science for its post discussing the Japanese announcement of the Xbox Video Chat hardware/software bundle, which includes "camera, 12 months of Xbox Live service, chat disc and Live Starter Kit." Although the product is "being developed mainly in Japan", a release date in the West is likely, if currently unknown. However, with features including "up to 5 people video conferencing simultaneously... participation can be restricted to invite only... send vibrations to participants' controllers", the staid Brits at Eurogamer are naturally horrified: "Given the remote-rumble function and the fact the Xbox audience is
'adult'; well, our minds are boggling, frankly."
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The video conferencing thing with people over xbox live is nice, though I worry it may be absolutely shitty quality. What is that? Four other people on the screen at once, in live video from four different places? That's a lot of throughput, unless the rez is like 60x40.
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How long until this runs on linux?
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When i see my housemate buying this software/hardwrae when it comes out in Europe... i won't be touching his damn controller anymore . ;)
I think SuperScopes are going to make a comeback...
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Boggle is an ageless game for both adults and children alike, not simply adults.
(Though I wonder how the ESRB would handle rating this with the "shake" mode included....)
Forget Ninja Gaiden, forget Fable, forget Star Wars: Kinghts of the Old Republic, forget Halo. THIS is the killer app for the X-box.
Couple this with the new Playboy game coming out and people really will never leave their houses ever again.
The cancel button is your friend. Do not hesitate to use it.
And you thought cam whores were all over before, now imagine Xbox-Cam Whores!
The new longer, ribbed X-Box controller.
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FU-FME
I want 2D games back.
4 people at a time eh? Microsoft could market it in Japan as, "Talk to half of all the Xbox users in Japan at one time!"
Haven't they been installing X-Box Live centers for the US Army to stay in touch with friends back home? What could be more beautiful than the thought of forty or fifty of our brave warriors all sitting in a room together, using the vibrate function with their partners back home?
The Army That Plays Together, Stays Together
Ew.
Why do I get the feeling, that the original, huge Xbox controllers are going to be in really high demand?
-Jack Ash
PS: Note that they very tactfully display the camera with the smaller controller-s...
Nintendo would've made trillions more then what this'll make for MS if they had this for the 3 way orgy N64 controllers
I wonder if they'll release a Power Glove device for Xbox with the new remote vibrate feature?
"I just love the Power Glove, it's sooo bad."