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DoJ - Making Data Public Would 'Crash System'

orthogonal writes "The Justice Department today denied Freedom of Information Act requests to make public data on foreign lobbyists, claiming that '[i]mplementing such a request risks a crash that cannot be fixed and could result in a major loss of data, which would be devastating'. The requestor responded that '[t]his was a new one on us. We weren't aware there were databases that could be destroyed just by copying them,' Bob Williams of the Center for Public Integrity said Tuesday. Maybe we should tell John Ashcroft about open source database and copying solutions?"

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  1. Ahhh... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 5, Funny

    And that's why you shouldn't use Access for your Enterprise Solutions.

    1. Re:Ahhh... by beacher · · Score: 4, Funny

      I heard it was one big Excel workbook with a tab for every SSN#.

    2. Re:Ahhh... by Niet3sche · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obligatory Simpsons quote follows:

      Mr. Burns: Lets see, social security number. Nought nought nought nought nought nought nought nought two. Damn Roosevelt!

    3. Re:Ahhh... by tunabomber · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, c'mon. If our government can build cruise missiles that can reliably fly through the goalposts of a football field after being launched from hundreds of miles away, I don't think they'd be using Bronze age technology for storing our vital public records.
      I'm sure that they designed a new high-density storage medium that encodes bits of information as the polarizations of photons bouncing around in nanoscale optical cavities.
      After storing all that data, the government realized that thanks to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, if we now attempt to read the information, we will destroy its quantum state, thus destroying the data in the process.
      I'm sure that's it- they're just dumbing down the details so that us SlashDotters can understand it... *snicker*

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    4. Re:Ahhh... by Rei · · Score: 5, Funny

      I heard it was one huge tank full of colored, irregularly shaped rocks tied to notes. You just tell the tank's dolphin to pick up the teal-tinted green-sparkling mauve rock shaped like a triangle with a hook at one end, and you've got the record for AIPAC's 4813rd lobbyist to enter the US.... ... Whoops, my mistake. I just checked it out, and I was confusing the DoJ's lobbying database system with the Pentagon's accounting system. Sorry!

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    5. Re:Ahhh... by Brandybuck · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's still a darn sight better than http colon slash slash slash dot dot org...

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    6. Re:Ahhh... by tunabomber · · Score: 4, Funny

      A redundant acronym on Slashdot?! Well I never! I can hardly believe my LCD display!

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    7. Re:Ahhh... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, he wrote "Social Security Number Hash," which is exactly the data structure *I* would use to organize them.

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    8. Re:Ahhh... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 5, Funny

      thanks to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

      We can't know what the data is because somebody wanted to know how fast they were entering it?

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    9. Re:Ahhh... by another_henry · · Score: 4, Funny
      He must work for the Department of Redundancy Department.

      Anyway, I'm off to use the ATM machine.. if only I can remember my PIN number.

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    10. Re:Ahhh... by Jodka · · Score: 4, Funny

      "if only I can remember my PIN number"

      A "PI number" would be even more difficult to remember.

      So I think "PIN number" is more rational.

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    11. Re:Ahhh... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 4, Funny

      I believe that would be "Social Security Number Sharp".

      This raises the question 'what would SSN flat sound like? Maybe SSM#?

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    12. Re:Ahhh... by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Funny
      You have a long way to go.


      Nonsense! Memorizing all the digits in Pi is easy. From memory, here they are: 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

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    13. Re:Ahhh... by fireman+sam · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or, if you were giving directions to slashdot for a complete novice:

      http shift colon, no hold down shift and press the button with the two dots one on top of the other, good. forward slash, no that is back slash, yes, that's it, and another one, yes a forward slash. Now type slashot, no don't press slash then dot, type the words in. yeah, s l a s h, d o t. now press full stop. and type o r g. Now press the enter key.

      error: http;\\slash.dot.org not found

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  2. Well, we could... by th1ckasabr1ck · · Score: 4, Funny
    Maybe we should tell John Ashcroft about open source database and copying solutions?"

    Well we could, but then he would have to come up with ANOTHER bogus reason. Cut him some slack, the man works hard enough as it is.

    1. Re:Well, we could... by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      > In other news this evening, internet discussion forum Slashdot.org personality CowboyNeal presented a petition in Washington, D.C. in which 10,000 database professionals demanded polygraph tests for Attorney General John Ashcroft."

      Dude. Read between the liens. Ashcroft knows that making data on foreign lobbyists would result in a YRO Slashdot article on the front page, with predictable results for the poor server on the other end of the line.

      We just pwn3d the entire USDOJ today, without firing a single HTTP GET. And Ashcroft just humbled himself - in public - before our mighty geekness.

      Now you want polygraph tests? Dude, it's over. We won.

      A couple thousand "WE PWN3D J00!" and "ALL YOUR DOJ ARE BELONG TO SLASHDOT" would have sufficed. No need to rub it in. Let's be sporting about this and gracious in our victory.

    2. Re:Well, we could... by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Read Dean's book. Ashcroft has been pissing on the FOIA since he entered office. There's plenty of evidence that he lied, over and over again. I watched him do it to a Congressional investigation a couple weeks ago. They threatened him with contempt of Congress, but he just sat there glowering. They asked him to submit documents and he refused. They asked for a reason and he refused to give one. They suggested executive privelege and he said no. He forced the Patriot act through congress and suggested that even taking the time to read the bill before signing it would make them unpatriotic. He refused to open gun records of suspected terrorists for fear of pissing off his buddies in the NRA. He refused to investigate anthrax attacks in the US once it became clear that the prime suspect was an American. He refused to investigate the thousands of anthrax hoax attacks targeted at abortion clinics after 9/11. He encouraged government agencies to deny all FOIA requests on principle. He's been having peaceful advocacy groups with no terrorist ties watched and infiltrated, while practically ignoring home grown terrorist threats (including cases involving WMD, such as this one). All the while he wastes our money and resources fighting smut. Now this? A legitimate FOIA request, and his reason for denying it is utter transparent bullshit. He's the Attorney General. The American people deserve better than this.

    3. Re:Well, we could... by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 4, Informative

      In March the Solicitor General argued in front of the Supreme Court that US troops would never humiliate or torture foreign inmates because they were well disciplined and well supervised. This was 6 months after the Red Cross had told the Pentagon about Abu Ghraib abuses and 4 months after the Army had investigated it. Administration officials have misled Congress repeatedly.

      -B

    4. Re:Well, we could... by Auckerman · · Score: 5, Informative

      Oooooh, a flame war on a powder keg, I want some. I've been maxed Karma for years, I could use a -1 mod.

      Ex 21:22-25
      "When men fight, and one of them pushes a pregnant woman and a miscarriage results, but no other misfortune ensues, the one responsible shall be fined according as the woman's husband may exact from him, the payment to be based on reckoning, But if other misfortune ensues, the penalty shall be life for a life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foor, burn for burn, wound for wound, bruise for bruise."

      The fetus is the property of the husband is merely worth a fine if destroyed. If the woman is killed, the person who killed her is to be killed.

      I'm pro-life, not a Christian, Muslim or Jew. The Christian Bible is silent on abortion and it can be inferred that at least one source writer of the Tanak saw a difference between the life of a fetus and the mother. Get your religion straight, it's embarassing.

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    5. Re:Well, we could... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wanting Bush gone doesn't make you a Democrat. It makes you sane. Frankly I think Kerry could become one of the worst Presidents this country has ever had to endure, but I'll vote for him enthusiastically because we are currently saddled with the very worst. Ever.

      Yes, I'm an independent. Yes, I've voted for Republicans. Just because you are against one group doesn't mean you are a supporter of their largest competitors. I'd rather there were other viable competitors, but there aren't. Sorry Mr. Nader, the risk of Bush getting re-elected is so high that I can bear to swallow my pride and vote for a candidate that I despise.

      I'm not voting for Kerry--I'm voting against Bush.

    6. Re:Well, we could... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wow, you totally missed the boat.

      Of course a fetus is alive.
      Of course a fetus has unique DNA (unless its a twin..maybe its ok to kill one of a pair of twins?).
      And of course a fetus is a human with human DNA.

      However, cancer cells also have unique human DNA. Should chemotherapy be illegal?

      Sperm cells have unique human DNA. Should masturbation be illegal? Hundreds of sperm would still die even upon successful conception during sex. There goes all that wonderful unique human DNA.

      No, the question is NOT whether fetuses have dna, are human, or are alive. Those are all undoubtably true.

      The question is are fetuses valuable, and to whom does that value belong. Until some arbitrary time (birth) we currently say that the fetus is the mother's baby, and she can decide what to do with it. A fetus has very little value - anyone can go have sex and create a living human fetus with unique dna.

      Once a baby is born, or shortly thereafter, a lot of other people and organizations in society have contributed to the value of the baby. It is no a parasite of the mother's.

      A fetus takes one sweaty night and two people to make.

      A 10 year old requires an investment of hundreds or thousands of relatives, teachers, doctors, friends, and strangers. Every one of them contributes to the child, and as a result the child is more valuable, and becomes share property. No longer property of the mother, but instead property of society, and subject to society's laws on murder.

      To be realistic, just because fetuses are easy to make, doesn't make them worthless. A piece of blank paper is much cheaper than a book, but it's still stupid to go and buy some and throw it in the trash can.

      Oh yeah, and btw...souls dont exist. That dead cow on your plate at dinner is worth just as much as the dead fetus at the abortion clinic. It might taste better with ketchup, but that's the only difference. Unless of course, you think that stupid organisms deserve to be killed and eaten. In which case a fetus is even stupider than an adult cow, so perhaps we should be eating fetus with freedom fries for dinner...

    7. Re:Well, we could... by goon+america · · Score: 4, Informative
      I watched him do it to a Congressional investigation a couple weeks ago

      A streaming video is worth a thousand words. Thank you, Daily Show!

  3. A New Low by JaxGator75 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Must... Resist... Urge... to Kill...

    In other news, I won't be paying my taxes this year as I firmly believe the influx of cash will "Break the Bank".

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    1. Re:A New Low by letxa2000 · · Score: 5, Informative
      Don't pay taxes - simply donate to a non-profit that you support and take the tax credit.

      Tax credit? Correct me if I'm wrong, but donations to non-profits result in taxable income deductions, not tax credits, don't they? If they are tax credits then if you have a $1000 tax bill you can pay zero by donating $1000 to a non-profit. If it's a deduction then if you have a $1000 tax bill on $10,000 taxable income, a $1000 deduction makes your taxable income $9000 on which you still have to pay $900.

      Unfortunately, I don't think you can get out of paying taxes by giving it to a non-profit instead. If you could I think most of us would opt out of paying taxes and just give it all to some local charity we approve of.

    2. Re:A New Low by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, poor guy. Having to pay taxes on the goods you buy to support the roads you use, the police who protect you, the judges and district attorneys who fight for your rights against much more corruptable institutions than even government.

      Taxes don't all go to the same place. Federal income taxes pay for federal programs. State income taxes and sales taxes pay for state programs. Property taxes pay for municipal governments and schools. Each of these layers of government helps you out in some way. Many of them (most probably at the local level) run very efficiently, lest they make some huge mistake encouraging you to vote them out. Personally, I don't find anything "quite terrifying" about government being able to pay for itself. I'm more terrified when it can't.

      Don't like taxes? Move. But good luck finding some place to move to. Globally speaking, US citizens pay a relatively low amount of income tax, and our sales tax is much lower than, oh say, Europe or Canada. Here's a little info: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/001201.html, and you can google for more.

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  4. Backups by KaSkA101 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hmm, so I guess they don't keep backups of their own data, if making copies of it would cause the data to be lost. I guess we just have to hope (or not) that their computers or hard drives never fail.

    1. Re:Backups by strictnein · · Score: 4, Funny

      I guess we just have to hope (or not) that their computers or hard drives never fail.

      Don't worry, I'm sure they're using a RAID 0 setup.

    2. Re:Backups by hazem · · Score: 4, Funny

      That explains everything... Clearly, they are using a quantum-based computer. If you try to read the data to copy it, it gets changed. Can't fault them for trying to use the newest technology, I suppose.

    3. Re:Backups by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

      That explains everything... Clearly, they are using a quantum-based computer. If you try to read the data to copy it, it gets changed. Can't fault them for trying to use the newest technology, I suppose.

      Yes, it's the all-new Heisenberg Data Store 2000 from Uncertain Storage Inc.

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    4. Re:Backups by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not affiliated with Schroedinger's Ledger Service. Motto: "In the Black or in the Red, we'll all find out if the cat's dead!"

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    5. Re:Backups by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ever notice how a joke just isn't as funny anymore when someone explains it? Even when the explainer completely missed the joke to begin with?

      Not that that has any bearing on the current situation or anything.

    6. Re:Backups by Bishop923 · · Score: 4, Funny

      When is the election in the US finished?


      Depends on wether or not Florida has it's shit together this time.

  5. Not being able to copy? by jawtheshark · · Score: 4, Insightful
    McIntyre explained in a May 24 letter that the computer system - operated in the counterespionage section of the Justice Department's criminal division - "was not designed for mass export of all stored images" and said the system experiences "substantial problems."

    Does this mean that they never make backups either? Sounds like just a bad excuse...

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  6. Already suffered "major loss of data" by hoggoth · · Score: 5, Funny

    What this REALLY means is that they have already suffered a "major loss of data" but never made any backups and have been trying to hide the fact that the database has been GONE for weeks, months, or even years under grade school-level excuses.

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  7. ow my jaw! by MrLint · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wow, i think I broke something whilst picking my jaw up off the floor.

    If the computer will crash by accessing these records, then this implies the records are inaccessible. Not to mention that if the records magically 'disappear' all they have to say it "look we told you so"

    I dont think anyone is gonna believe this for a second. More like a lot of people want this information permanently buried as to avoid letting the public know whats going on.

    1. Re:ow my jaw! by MrLint · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ok let us dig deeper here. The records that have been printed out are over 12 months old (from article), thus implying at some point the whole thing has been printed, from the existing system.

      From this we can also conclude that they have been putting new data over the past year. The request was made in january. It is unclear how long it took to go thru red tape and on what date the request was denied.

      The article also says that the new system will be up in December.

      These facts and reasonable conclusions lead to some interesting questions. Is data still being put into the old system despite the fact that a large transaction will cause it to crash? If so how long has this 'problem' been known out, and is it not unwise to keep adding data to a possibly unstable system?

      Is it now the end of June, 6 months from the time of request, 6 months until the new system is up and running, since we 'know' that a large transaction will crash the old system, it stand to reason that some data is already on the new system and data is currently being moved to it. That being the case, why not provide the data on the new system, and then provide the copies of the data as its being transferred to the new system? This is reasonable course of action assuming all statements are true. If all statements are true then why was the request denied, as there is a reasonable process to allow access.

      Id really like to know 1) How much data we are talking about adn 2) what is it on. 10 years ago I was dumping mailing lists from a McDonnell/Douglas Microdata minicomputer which at that time i believe was over 10 years old, that same unit is still in service today and is being phased out. But i'll tell you this, if the IRS came and demanded a copy of the records saying it might crash certainly wouldn't mean you escape from complying.

      Oh and BTW, just because you dont like conspiracies, it doesnt mean they dont exist.

  8. I wonder by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Many Justice Department computer systems, especially at the FBI, are considered outdated. The FBI is spending nearly $600 million to modernize its antiquated systems.

    How will the FBI put all that old information on these new systems then?

  9. Disturbing... by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Attorney General John Ashcroft ordered federal agencies in October 2001 to review more closely which documents they release. Ashcroft's policy lets officials withhold information on any "sound legal basis." Under looser policies issued in 1993, agencies could hold back information to prevent "foreseeable harm."

    particularly because the policy allows withholding information due to "foreseeable harm" to the Administration, and not necessarily to the country.

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  10. How Conveeeenient by hondo77 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The government said an overhaul of the system should be finished by December and copies should be available then.

    Not available until after the November election, eh? How conveeeenient.

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  11. This deserves a prize! by eamacnaghten · · Score: 5, Insightful
    My congratulations to the Justice Department - this excuse deserves a prize! Although it is common for people to make excuses that bare no relation to reality, but rarely they show such imagination as this!

    This paces the Justice Department on par with Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, the recently retired Iraqi Information Minister in it's inovation of repartee in the face of fact!

    I hope they do not copyright this reason as it is so good I think I will use it (if I can) when the circumstances arise.

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  12. Take a page from adult websites by maddugan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am sure there are pr0n websites with backend databases more relieable than what the government is using.

  13. Hmm... Convenient much? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "The government said an overhaul of the system should be finished by December and copies should be available then."
    I'm a little fuzzy on things like this. Would someone remind me if this is before or after the election?
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  14. Yeah... by cardshark2001 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Hmm.... what good is a database if you can't get the data out of it?

    Whatever process they use to look at the data could be used to copy it and give it to the FOIA petitioners.

    Or maybe they just put stuff in there and don't look at the data, because it would crash. That would make a lot of sense.

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  15. The Patriot Act by The_Real_Nire · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe we should tell John Ashcroft about open source database and copying solutions?"

    With the Patriot Act in effect, and all of your lines tapped, I'd say John Ashcroft already knows.

  16. Executive Secrecy by Morthaur · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What this is, is perjury, and Ashcroft should be brought to task for it by Congress (*sigh* As _if_ they could be expected to do their job...).

    Ashcroft issued a directive upon taking office that F.O.I.A. requests should be obstructed as far as possible, in line with the secrecy that has surrounded this entire administration. This is merely one more crass lie in furtherance of that ideology. The man has lied constantly since taking office and has been allowed to get away with it. Why?

    Have we stopped caring about transparancy and republican values at home, whilst at the same time singing the praises of 'democracy' abroad? Are we all content to allow this proud nation to slip slowly but surely into a permanently-militarised social order? Will _you_ accept the suspension of habeus corpus, or of the entire Constitution, and live happily in a police state?

    Me, I'd rather die on my feet, with my fist in the air, than my knees. I refuse to trade my freedom for cold comfort.

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  17. Resign, Mr. Ashcroft by Randym · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Under looser policies issued in 1993, agencies could hold back information to prevent "foreseeable harm."

    I hereby call for the resignation of John Ashcroft on the grounds that his ineptitude in responding to legitimate FOIA requests clearly causes "forseeable harm" to American democracy.

    Not to mention that the excuse he gave is *not* one of the reasons permitted to be cited by the government to avoid giving us -- the American people, who paid for it all -- *our* information.

    Mr. Ashcroft is from Missouri, the "Show Me" state. Tell me, Mr. Ashcroft: what part of "Show me the public records" do you not understand?

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    1. Re:Resign, Mr. Ashcroft by multiplexo · · Score: 4, Interesting
      If you're referring to the fact that Ashcroft as AG might be revenge on the Democrats for playing dirty and getting Jean Carnahan to replace her husband Mel then you're probably right, although he seems like revenge on the rest of us as well. So much for Democratic perfidy, although what if Ashcroft, who is detested by all liberals and a lot of conservatives helps to drag Bush down in 2004? Could this be construed as part of a Democratic ueber-master strategy?

      You're missing my point though, any incumbent senator who's worth a shit should be able to crush a competitor like a bug in a vise, especially a dead one, even the dead one's widow trying to get into office on a sympathy vote. Hell, look at senators such as Scoop Jackson, Strom Thurmond, Lyndon Johnson or Jesse Helms. Those guys wouldn't have had any problem smacking Jean Carnahan down, despite whatever sympathy vote her dead husband was worth. Lyndon Johnson probably would have ended up winning the election and fucking her. Scoop Jackson would have won that election and sold Boeing aircraft to the state of Missouri and Thurmond or Helms could have won that election and gotten the MIssouri schools resegregated (which wouldn't take that much work, but still).

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  18. Response Conflicts with the Law? by Jtheletter · · Score: 5, Informative
    I don't pretend to have a full understanding of the Freedom of Information Act, but isn't there a whole section detailing reasons that a request can be turned down? I know the obvious ones such as endangering national security (as if that weren't an excuse they could stretch a mile anyway), or the like, but I seriously doubt that a request could legally be denied on the basis of GROSS INCOMPETANCE and LACK OF JOB SKILLS on the part of the person fulfilling the request.

    That's like a request being denied because the clerk was too tired to go down in the basement to find the files.

    If fulfilling the request somehow breaks something, then the response should be to fix the damn thing and then fulfill the request.

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  19. "available in December" -- just after the election by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 4, Insightful
    To me, a rather damning part of the whole statement was that the data would be available in December -- basically, "You can have the data, but not if you plan to use it to investigate the candidates' integrity for this election".


    Hmmm....

  20. There Is No Spoon by notcreative · · Score: 4, Funny


    DEEP VOICE: Unfortunately, no one can be -told- what the data on contributions from foreign lobbyists is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back.
    (shows a blue pill.)
    You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe about the FOIA.
    (a red pill is shown in his other hand)
    You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how fucked up the DOJ really is.
    (you begin to reach for the red pill) Remember -- all I am offering is the truth, nothing more.

  21. System Crash by drtomaso · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "Implementing such a request risks a crash that cannot be fixed and could result in a major loss of data, which would be devastating," wrote Thomas J. McIntyre, chief in the Justice Department's office for information requests.

    Translation, for any non-techies visiting today:

    "Implementing such a request risks a scandal in the President's Administration that cannot be spun and could result in a major loss of a national election, which would be devastating."

    Seriously folks, I firmly believe that another four years under this administration threatens our physical security, as well as our civil liberties. I'm not one to usualy cry "Special Interests!", but this is exactly the kind of data that must be made public for a democratic republic to work. December is just too late to allow voters to make an informed decision, but I suspect thats the point.

  22. Quick, someone notify the RIAA by Derekloffin · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the MPAA for that matter. The Government has found a truly uncopyable storage media and I'm certain both of these organizations will be overjoyed to put it to good use.

  23. uk perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know quite how these things tend to play in the states, but over here I would read this as "that database on which we spent X millions of your money is in fact total crap and we couldn't find our arses with both hands"

    While most readers will [probably correctly] take this to be a rather poor government whitewash, it could equally be a sign that the government's IT strategy has been fragmented and piecemeal for ages.
    This tends to happen in democratic nations because big IT contracts, like other government contracts, tend to go to companies favoured by the extant administration (despite all the charming fiction about open tendering).
    When a new administration is eventually voted in, it's time for them to pay back various favours to certain friendly companies, and so new expenditure will be announced.

    The end result of this is government departments and organisations each with their own mishmash of systems with no thought at all given to interoperability.
    The chances of them ever getting their shit together enough to collate everything into a massive uber-database with every record on every citizen in the UK is nil, so I'm not that worried.

    Like I said, I don't know the situation in the States vis-a-vis government records, but everywhere in the world, governments all share the same founding principles of confusion and inertia.
    That, and there's waaay more people in the USA. 5x population = at least 5x records = a lot more than 5x complexity.

    All that being said, this remains a transparent and contemptible display of ass-covering by Ashcroft..

  24. Administration marked by lack of transparency by tehanu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One of the scariest things about this administration is the sheer lack of transparency. While all governments like hiding things, this one seems to think that the public has no right to know anything, of course for their own good. Even Congress seems to be out of the info loop! Everytime someone tries to ask them for transparency or information they stonewall them sometimes with ridiculous reasons like this (or by swearing at them aka. our vice-president). Combine this with laws that reduce rights of ordinary citizens (aka. Patriot Act) and how they are trying to increasingly concentrate power in the hands of the President (who seems to think that Congressional and Judicial oversight of his activities is a bad thing) who professes the theory that a President is legally allowed to do anything to foreign and US citizens eg. torture, infinitely holding them, invading a country etc. and the only reason he doesn't do it is because he's nice (rather than because it's say illegal to torture someone) and America is heading towards dangerous waters.

    1. Re:Administration marked by lack of transparency by CoitusRex · · Score: 5, Interesting
      In this light the following quote from Bush, in response to Bob Woodward asking if the president explained his positions, is not surprising at all:
      Of course not. I'm the commander. See, I don't have to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation.
  25. Can you Americans understand now by xutopia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    why the rest of the world believes you are not living in a "free society". Maybe NATO should invade your country and free you for your opressors.

  26. See? Code is Free Speech! by e.m.rainey · · Score: 5, Funny
    /* politcal-pseudeo-C */
    int ashcroft_test()
    {
    int error = ERROR_NONE;
    char *quote = "[i]mplementing such a request risks a crash that cannot " \
    "be fixed and could result in a major loss of data, which would be devastating";

    if (isTellingTruth(quote) == TRUE)
    {
    if (ashcroft.budget < ashcroft.expectedBudget)
    {
    ashcroft.requestLargerBudget();
    error = ERROR_BIG_GOVERNMENT;
    }
    else if (ashcroft.StaffIQ < IQ_SEA_TURTLE)
    {
    ashcroft.admitIncompetence();
    error = ERROR_INCOMPETENT_GOVERMENT;
    }
    else
    { /* developer note: I could never get
    * this condition to activate in
    * testing... oh well. */
    error = ERROR_UNKNOWN;
    }
    }
    else // less than honest answer
    {
    if (isTooDifficult(quote) == FALSE)
    {
    ashcroft.takeVacation();
    error = ERROR_LAZY_GOVERNMENT;
    }
    else if (dislikeFOIA(ashcroft) == TRUE)
    {
    ashcroft.evadeFOIA();
    error = ERROR_CLOSED_GOVERNMENT;
    }
    else
    { // some sinister plot I'm sure!
    crackpots.startDreaming();
    error = ERROR_UNKNOWN;
    }
    }
    return error;
    }
    --
    The next remark is false. The previous remark is true.
  27. I don't think you understand .... by taniwha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    when he said "will crash the system" he really ment "will crash The System" .... ie having the people know more about what the government is doing is inherently bad for having a well run govt. and besides if we find out who's paying off who it might be made to stop

  28. But seriously, they do by xixax · · Score: 4, Insightful
    McIntyre explained in a May 24 letter that the computer system - operated in the counterespionage section of the Justice Department's criminal division - "was not designed for mass export of all stored images" and said the system experiences "substantial problems."
    I am willing to believe that what Mr Ashcroft says may even be true. I have seen enough to not be suprised that the Govt. commissioned a database that copes with scanned documents being gradually over many years, but chokes utterly when the accumilated data needs to be exported.

    There one was a datavault built on compartively unusual hardware which operated post-maintenance for many years, it was an insanity to empty because the vendor did not do Gigabit ethernet for it and the 100 MBit cards were scrounged from the vendor's junk-pile. Sucking terrabytes of data from crappy, second qaulity NICs took months. So negligence rather than conspiracy might be the actual reason.

    Xix.

    --
    "Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
  29. Florida by dpilot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Florida pulled a really fast one on the entire nation. While everyone was talking about hanging chads, dimpled chads, and killer-ninja chads, we missed the real point. The chads made a few thousand votes indeterminate.

    But we got so caught up in them that we missed the 10's of thousands of black voters who were erroneously classified as felons and denied their right to vote. It's a simple search on Google to see some things about it, and the classification was done in what appeared to be a deliberately incompetent manner.

    So maybe the electronic voting machines will be used to throw the election.
    Or maybe the electronic voting machines will be a smokescreen for some other shenanigans.
    Or maybe we're all seeing conspiracies where there are none.

    --
    The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
  30. misquote by GunFodder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I believe they misquoted Thomas J. McIntyre at the top of the article. This should have read:

    "Implementing such a request risks a crash of our Administration that cannot be fixed and could result in a major loss of credibility, which would be devastating to our hopes of being reelected."

    Notice that they will be able to supply this information in December, which is conveniently after November.

    This could work out like Nixon's tapes though; the fact that this information exists and the current administration is withholding it from us could be enough evidence to damn them in the court of public opinion.

  31. Funny you should mention that ... by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    From your post ...

    Please equate Ashcroft to being a "Nazi,"

    From the FA ...

    The Center for Public Integrity sought information about lobbying activities available under the U.S. Foreign Agents Registration Act, a 1938 law passed in response to German propaganda before World War II.

    At the time (1938), for those of you too young to know, Germany was run by the Nazis.

    I know there's a conspiracy in there somewhere, but I'd probably have to file a FOI request to find it.

  32. MOD PARENT UP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and then down. And then up a couple of times, then down one more by a stickler for on-topic posts. Then down to zero by one pissed off moderator using all his points at once. Slowly climb back to +3. Down again. Up again. Down. Up. Down. Finally, when the story is 13 days old and the editors have already posted a couple of duplicates, sneak in and mod it up to +5, Insightful.

    Hey, if they won't give me mod points, I can at least be a Back Seat Moderator!

  33. Q: Incompetance or Dishonesty? by dbIII · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Yet again we get a claim of incompetance as a counter to implied dishonesty. I suspect both are involved.

    The political excuse of this time appears to be something like "I'm a useless idiot so it isn't my fault - and I didn't know about the money no matter how many people told me". An excuse like that should not be acceptable.

    This current excuse that letting people look at things will let all the smoke out of the magic box is just childish.

    have been trying to hide the fact that the database has been GONE for weeks
    In the city where I live a state government department (not in USA) has a wharehouse full of boxes with dates marked on them, and no other form of identification. These boxes have been building up for decades, and all of the paperwork is effectively inaccessable.

    The paperwork involving lobbying is undoubtably a different story - we got to see the Nixon-Saharto connection (Indonesion president - big donation one day proir to the invasion of Timor) when the paperwork was released recently, but the information would have been a tightly gaurded secret back in 1975 since it could have brought down the government sooner.

  34. Data available via ANALOG? by rm3friskerFTN · · Score: 4, Informative
    From the AP article in question one finds a DOJ link that was most interesting:
    Foreign Agents Registration Unit (FARA) Counterespionage Section [these are the people who evidently maintain the database in question]

    The Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA) Unit administers the FARA and maintains a public office to make all registration materials available to the public. In addition, it administers and/or provides advice for certain other statutes related to either matters requiring registration with or notification to the Attorney General.

    Public information (ANALOG only cause they use Sperry-Univacs rather than FAA vacuum tube computers - feel safer?) relating to the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA) can be obtained in person at the FARA Registration Unit Public Office located at:

    Department of Justice Registration Unit 1400 New York Avenue, N.W. 1st Floor - Public Office Suite 100 Washington, D.C. 20005

    Researching Hours: 11 AM - 3 PM Mon. - Fri.
    Filing Hours: 8:30 AM - 5 PM Mon. - Fri.

    Having worked at NASA JPL many years ago, I sympathize with the task of trying to move data between Sperry-Univac 1100 written tapes, onto a PR1ME 850 and thence to a NEC 8088-ish PC (ms-dos 3?) with a 5-in floppy AFTER failing with the OCR equipment
    --

    I believe Juanita