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DoJ - Making Data Public Would 'Crash System'

orthogonal writes "The Justice Department today denied Freedom of Information Act requests to make public data on foreign lobbyists, claiming that '[i]mplementing such a request risks a crash that cannot be fixed and could result in a major loss of data, which would be devastating'. The requestor responded that '[t]his was a new one on us. We weren't aware there were databases that could be destroyed just by copying them,' Bob Williams of the Center for Public Integrity said Tuesday. Maybe we should tell John Ashcroft about open source database and copying solutions?"

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  1. Ahhh... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 5, Funny

    And that's why you shouldn't use Access for your Enterprise Solutions.

    1. Re:Ahhh... by WarMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      or flat files manipulated by a Perl script. :)

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    2. Re:Ahhh... by beacher · · Score: 4, Funny

      I heard it was one big Excel workbook with a tab for every SSN#.

    3. Re:Ahhh... by Prune · · Score: 2, Funny

      SSN#

      The N in SSN stands for number. The pound sign '#' also stands for number. Essentially, you wrote 'Social Security Number Number'.

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    4. Re:Ahhh... by Niet3sche · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obligatory Simpsons quote follows:

      Mr. Burns: Lets see, social security number. Nought nought nought nought nought nought nought nought two. Damn Roosevelt!

    5. Re:Ahhh... by Mattintosh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow. They must not collect much data, then...

      Excel can only have 255 tabs per worksheet. Maybe they have a whole Access database full of Excel worksheets with 255 tabs each.

      Ow. That one made my head hurt.

    6. Re:Ahhh... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gentlemen, Gentlemen please!

      This is an MS Works project

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    7. Re:Ahhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      well everyone says atm machine... why no double everything...

    8. Re:Ahhh... by tunabomber · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, c'mon. If our government can build cruise missiles that can reliably fly through the goalposts of a football field after being launched from hundreds of miles away, I don't think they'd be using Bronze age technology for storing our vital public records.
      I'm sure that they designed a new high-density storage medium that encodes bits of information as the polarizations of photons bouncing around in nanoscale optical cavities.
      After storing all that data, the government realized that thanks to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, if we now attempt to read the information, we will destroy its quantum state, thus destroying the data in the process.
      I'm sure that's it- they're just dumbing down the details so that us SlashDotters can understand it... *snicker*

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    9. Re:Ahhh... by Rei · · Score: 5, Funny

      I heard it was one huge tank full of colored, irregularly shaped rocks tied to notes. You just tell the tank's dolphin to pick up the teal-tinted green-sparkling mauve rock shaped like a triangle with a hook at one end, and you've got the record for AIPAC's 4813rd lobbyist to enter the US.... ... Whoops, my mistake. I just checked it out, and I was confusing the DoJ's lobbying database system with the Pentagon's accounting system. Sorry!

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    10. Re:Ahhh... by Brandybuck · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's still a darn sight better than http colon slash slash slash dot dot org...

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    11. Re:Ahhh... by terrymr · · Score: 3, Funny

      I prefer SSN# Number

    12. Re:Ahhh... by tunabomber · · Score: 4, Funny

      A redundant acronym on Slashdot?! Well I never! I can hardly believe my LCD display!

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    13. Re:Ahhh... by f00zy · · Score: 2, Funny

      that's BS. everyone knows a CSV would use much less disk space.

    14. Re:Ahhh... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's the maximum that you can have when you create a new file. However, you can keep adding more. I have about 600 some tabs in one workbook. The only real limit with Excel is that you can only have appx. 65,000 rows in a single tab.

    15. Re:Ahhh... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, he wrote "Social Security Number Hash," which is exactly the data structure *I* would use to organize them.

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    16. Re:Ahhh... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 5, Funny

      thanks to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

      We can't know what the data is because somebody wanted to know how fast they were entering it?

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    17. Re:Ahhh... by raider_red · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let me tell you sometime about the rows and rows of three-ring binders the FAA uses to keep track of data on its radar sites.

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    18. Re:Ahhh... by another_henry · · Score: 4, Funny
      He must work for the Department of Redundancy Department.

      Anyway, I'm off to use the ATM machine.. if only I can remember my PIN number.

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    19. Re:Ahhh... by Bull999999 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I believe that would be "Social Security Number Sharp".

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    20. Re:Ahhh... by Pausanias · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh, c'mon. If our government can build cruise missiles that can reliably fly through the goalposts of a football field after being launched from hundreds of miles away, I don't think they'd be using Bronze age technology for storing our vital public records.

      Really? Then how about the IRS's ancient setup? (It's a local cache of a Dec '03 NYT article about the IRS's upgrading woes)

      Here's an excerpt:

      The I.R.S. says it can still process returns and send out refunds on time, but its dependence on the 1960's-era Assembler and Cobol computer languages makes it difficult to investigate and resolve taxpayers' problems. Finding a record using the existing system can take a week; the new system is supposed to do the job in seconds.

    21. Re:Ahhh... by radd0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now wait a second! ...When did they upgrade from FoxPro?

    22. Re:Ahhh... by Jodka · · Score: 4, Funny

      "if only I can remember my PIN number"

      A "PI number" would be even more difficult to remember.

      So I think "PIN number" is more rational.

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    23. Re:Ahhh... by Eccles · · Score: 2, Funny

      He must work for the Department of Redundancy Department.

      Which one?

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    24. Re:Ahhh... by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Funny

      True story: I once worked for a guy who wanted me to convert a fairly large Access database into an Excel file because he thought it would be easier for him to work with. Luckily, I was able to convince him that would not be the case and that he would lose a lot of querying functionality, so he ditched the idea.

    25. Re:Ahhh... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 4, Funny

      I believe that would be "Social Security Number Sharp".

      This raises the question 'what would SSN flat sound like? Maybe SSM#?

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    26. Re:Ahhh... by Alien+Being · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least it isn't http colon backslash backslash slash dot dot org.

    27. Re:Ahhh... by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Funny
      You have a long way to go.


      Nonsense! Memorizing all the digits in Pi is easy. From memory, here they are: 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

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    28. Re:Ahhh... by shepd · · Score: 2, Informative

      >The pound sign '#' also stands for number.

      If we're going to be pedantic, a pound sign indicates pound sterling, and looks like a stylized 'E'. Someone more pedantic than myself will likely tell us all the HTML code to display this character.

      The sign you are discussing is, in fact, an octothorpe (occasionally spelled without the 'e'). ;-)

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    29. Re:Ahhh... by fireman+sam · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or, if you were giving directions to slashdot for a complete novice:

      http shift colon, no hold down shift and press the button with the two dots one on top of the other, good. forward slash, no that is back slash, yes, that's it, and another one, yes a forward slash. Now type slashot, no don't press slash then dot, type the words in. yeah, s l a s h, d o t. now press full stop. and type o r g. Now press the enter key.

      error: http;\\slash.dot.org not found

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    30. Re:Ahhh... by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Humor like that is why I
      I read /.org

    31. Re:Ahhh... by chthon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As in Liquid Crystal Diode ?

      Or as in Light Emitting Display ?

    32. Re:Ahhh... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, you're the one who's mistaken. Social Security Numbers are not contiguous nor are the assigned round robin. The newest baby doesn't neccesarily receive last_number+1 and some SSNs just aren't assigned...therefore, to find 192-32-2304 not simply a matter of accessing SSN[192322304] as you are suggesting. That number and its associated data would be located somewhere else in the array, at an indeterminate position...and to find it, you'd need a marginally efficient search algorithm. Hope you kept that array sorted!

      And come to think of it, the best way to handle SSNs would be with a tree based map.

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  2. Well, we could... by th1ckasabr1ck · · Score: 4, Funny
    Maybe we should tell John Ashcroft about open source database and copying solutions?"

    Well we could, but then he would have to come up with ANOTHER bogus reason. Cut him some slack, the man works hard enough as it is.

    1. Re:Well, we could... by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      yeah he works hard enough lying to the American public and destroying all openness in government. Have you read Jonathan Dean's book? I realize you're joking but I've had it with this guy. We've had more than enough evidence of high crimes and misdemeanors to impeach his sorry ass.

    2. Re:Well, we could... by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      > In other news this evening, internet discussion forum Slashdot.org personality CowboyNeal presented a petition in Washington, D.C. in which 10,000 database professionals demanded polygraph tests for Attorney General John Ashcroft."

      Dude. Read between the liens. Ashcroft knows that making data on foreign lobbyists would result in a YRO Slashdot article on the front page, with predictable results for the poor server on the other end of the line.

      We just pwn3d the entire USDOJ today, without firing a single HTTP GET. And Ashcroft just humbled himself - in public - before our mighty geekness.

      Now you want polygraph tests? Dude, it's over. We won.

      A couple thousand "WE PWN3D J00!" and "ALL YOUR DOJ ARE BELONG TO SLASHDOT" would have sufficed. No need to rub it in. Let's be sporting about this and gracious in our victory.

    3. Re:Well, we could... by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Funny

      What kind of evidence is that? And who are we wanting to impeach ashcroft or bush?

      Hell it doesn't matter, someone pass me a torch. Ohhh wait that a lynching.. someone give me a petition or somethign.

    4. Re:Well, we could... by HBI · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Remember perjury? It was all about sex, right?

      Well, now it's all about terrorism, so live with the monster you created.

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    5. Re:Well, we could... by Hard_Code · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "come up with ANOTHER bogus reason"

      You mean the guy who did not feel compelled to give ANY reason to Congress to not hand over memos they requested? Apparently Ashcroft does even HAVE to invent bogus reasons.

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    6. Re:Well, we could... by Rei · · Score: 3, Funny

      You don't need to impeach him; you just need to stop DC supermarkers from stocking cooking oil around his next swearing in ceremony. As we all know, Ashcroft is such a religious nutcase that he literally has himself annointed with oil, he'd never get sworn in, and we'd be rid of him once and for all.

      Hmm.... but then who would spend 8,000$ on drapes to cover up naked statues, run scared from Calico cats, try and stop states from implementing their voter-approved euthenasia laws, or crack down on elderly pot smokers? Do we really want him gone? :)

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    7. Re:Well, we could... by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Read Dean's book. Ashcroft has been pissing on the FOIA since he entered office. There's plenty of evidence that he lied, over and over again. I watched him do it to a Congressional investigation a couple weeks ago. They threatened him with contempt of Congress, but he just sat there glowering. They asked him to submit documents and he refused. They asked for a reason and he refused to give one. They suggested executive privelege and he said no. He forced the Patriot act through congress and suggested that even taking the time to read the bill before signing it would make them unpatriotic. He refused to open gun records of suspected terrorists for fear of pissing off his buddies in the NRA. He refused to investigate anthrax attacks in the US once it became clear that the prime suspect was an American. He refused to investigate the thousands of anthrax hoax attacks targeted at abortion clinics after 9/11. He encouraged government agencies to deny all FOIA requests on principle. He's been having peaceful advocacy groups with no terrorist ties watched and infiltrated, while practically ignoring home grown terrorist threats (including cases involving WMD, such as this one). All the while he wastes our money and resources fighting smut. Now this? A legitimate FOIA request, and his reason for denying it is utter transparent bullshit. He's the Attorney General. The American people deserve better than this.

    8. Re:Well, we could... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hmm. Nowhere in the bible does it say 'abortion = murder' or 'an unborn child is a full fledged human being' or anything like that. If you can find it, let me know.

      If you really want to go biblical, lets make male masturbation a felony.

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    9. Re:Well, we could... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because there's been exactly one person that I've known who equates abortion with murder and wasn't a conservative religious type. All the rest were. An assumption, but one based on experience.

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    10. Re:Well, we could... by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you are over simplifying the system a bit. I can't speak of that particular systems design, but I have dealt with others government (federal, state, and local) systems and they are rarely setup for bulk exports without impacting operations (internal and external agency usage).

      well if the system is so on the edge of breaking why doesnt someone just break it then use a 40$ disc recovery program to recall all the data in its previous form or even from days prior.

      Have you dealt with systems in a professional environment? Have you ever dealt with the procurement process for a government entity? You can't just break the system and expect that it will be replaced in a few days. Likely the data is highly normalized and spread across multiple repositories on multiple systems. Migrating to a new system requires extensive research into existing requirements plus understanding future plans for the system.

      obviously this db worked at some point so just get the data from there and re-add the stuff that you lost

      Likely the data is entered from automated systems rather than a manual entry process. These external systems must be accounted for before taking the system offline for maintenance/upgrade/replacement.

      cause it makes bush look like an sell out to forgein biz and leaders

      Show me a president who hasn't had questionable relationships with foreign connections. Officials (both foreign and national) can be quite corrupt and dealing with them sometimes requires playing by their rules. The US government has policies on dealing with these situations (see the Locheed Martin and Titan Corporation merger cancellation for an example. Can't find a good document on proper procedures when approached by a foreign official for a bribe to continue business, but it does exist and you need to follow the proper process or you get in trouble, like Titan).

    11. Re:Well, we could... by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 4, Informative

      In March the Solicitor General argued in front of the Supreme Court that US troops would never humiliate or torture foreign inmates because they were well disciplined and well supervised. This was 6 months after the Red Cross had told the Pentagon about Abu Ghraib abuses and 4 months after the Army had investigated it. Administration officials have misled Congress repeatedly.

      -B

    12. Re:Well, we could... by Auckerman · · Score: 5, Informative

      Oooooh, a flame war on a powder keg, I want some. I've been maxed Karma for years, I could use a -1 mod.

      Ex 21:22-25
      "When men fight, and one of them pushes a pregnant woman and a miscarriage results, but no other misfortune ensues, the one responsible shall be fined according as the woman's husband may exact from him, the payment to be based on reckoning, But if other misfortune ensues, the penalty shall be life for a life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foor, burn for burn, wound for wound, bruise for bruise."

      The fetus is the property of the husband is merely worth a fine if destroyed. If the woman is killed, the person who killed her is to be killed.

      I'm pro-life, not a Christian, Muslim or Jew. The Christian Bible is silent on abortion and it can be inferred that at least one source writer of the Tanak saw a difference between the life of a fetus and the mother. Get your religion straight, it's embarassing.

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    13. Re:Well, we could... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wanting Bush gone doesn't make you a Democrat. It makes you sane. Frankly I think Kerry could become one of the worst Presidents this country has ever had to endure, but I'll vote for him enthusiastically because we are currently saddled with the very worst. Ever.

      Yes, I'm an independent. Yes, I've voted for Republicans. Just because you are against one group doesn't mean you are a supporter of their largest competitors. I'd rather there were other viable competitors, but there aren't. Sorry Mr. Nader, the risk of Bush getting re-elected is so high that I can bear to swallow my pride and vote for a candidate that I despise.

      I'm not voting for Kerry--I'm voting against Bush.

    14. Re:Well, we could... by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 2, Funny

      He could just give the memos to Laura Bush. Then they could disappear, and mysteriously reappear in the living quarters of the White House in a few years...

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    15. Re:Well, we could... by khallow · · Score: 2, Funny
      Hell it doesn't matter, someone pass me a torch.

      It depends. If you string them up, it's a lynching. If you burn them at the stake, then it's a witchhunt.

    16. Re:Well, we could... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wow, you totally missed the boat.

      Of course a fetus is alive.
      Of course a fetus has unique DNA (unless its a twin..maybe its ok to kill one of a pair of twins?).
      And of course a fetus is a human with human DNA.

      However, cancer cells also have unique human DNA. Should chemotherapy be illegal?

      Sperm cells have unique human DNA. Should masturbation be illegal? Hundreds of sperm would still die even upon successful conception during sex. There goes all that wonderful unique human DNA.

      No, the question is NOT whether fetuses have dna, are human, or are alive. Those are all undoubtably true.

      The question is are fetuses valuable, and to whom does that value belong. Until some arbitrary time (birth) we currently say that the fetus is the mother's baby, and she can decide what to do with it. A fetus has very little value - anyone can go have sex and create a living human fetus with unique dna.

      Once a baby is born, or shortly thereafter, a lot of other people and organizations in society have contributed to the value of the baby. It is no a parasite of the mother's.

      A fetus takes one sweaty night and two people to make.

      A 10 year old requires an investment of hundreds or thousands of relatives, teachers, doctors, friends, and strangers. Every one of them contributes to the child, and as a result the child is more valuable, and becomes share property. No longer property of the mother, but instead property of society, and subject to society's laws on murder.

      To be realistic, just because fetuses are easy to make, doesn't make them worthless. A piece of blank paper is much cheaper than a book, but it's still stupid to go and buy some and throw it in the trash can.

      Oh yeah, and btw...souls dont exist. That dead cow on your plate at dinner is worth just as much as the dead fetus at the abortion clinic. It might taste better with ketchup, but that's the only difference. Unless of course, you think that stupid organisms deserve to be killed and eaten. In which case a fetus is even stupider than an adult cow, so perhaps we should be eating fetus with freedom fries for dinner...

    17. Re:Well, we could... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Nowhere in the bible does it say 'abortion = murder' or 'an unborn child is a full fledged human being' or anything like that.

      Well, it doesn't say it word-for-word, but since you added "or anything like that" to the end of your declaration, I'd have to disagree. There is God's vision to Jeremiah, when God says in Jeremiah 1:5, "Before I formed you in the womb I knew you." There is also Exodus 21:22, wherein God commands that if a man strikes a woman and causes a child to be stillborn, it's "eye for eye, life for life." However, I think that verse is ambiguous. Depending on the translation, it doesn't always use the word "stillborn" and so it might be talking about harm to the mother. But in any case, there is another verse which I cannot find without scanning through my whole Bible for highlights. In that verse, a man is condemned for striking his wife in the stomach and killing his unborn son. If I find it at home tonight I might try to email it to you. In any case, if I were you, I'd find some other problems with the Bible, because this problem doesn't appear to be as you suggest.

    18. Re:Well, we could... by statusbar · · Score: 2, Funny

      The fetus is a potential soldier to be drafted into the war on terrorism. In that respect it is worth quite a lot. It will be unwanted and uneducated and will be happy to be in the army.

      --jeff++

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    19. Re:Well, we could... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Normally I'd agree. In fact four years ago I *did* agree and voted for Nader (not that it mattered, my state went for Gore). Nevertheless, I have seen what can happen when political gridlock is pretty much removed from the equation and one party is in control of the executive, judicial, and both houses of the legislative branch. Now I greatly desire a return to political gridlock. This is actually an achievable goal (split the government between two parties), as opposed to, say, Nader getting elected.

      Maybe Kerry will some day be made to answer for violating US treaties (i.e. the UN Charter by authorizing an invasion of Iraq). It would make me happy if someday that happened. But there are higher priorities. The first thing to do to help a mugging victim is stop them from being mugged--then you can worry about mending broken bones. Voting for Nader now is like offering crutches to the victim, and not doing anything about the mugger.

    20. Re:Well, we could... by srleffler · · Score: 3, Informative
      There is also Exodus 21:22, wherein God commands that if a man strikes a woman and causes a child to be stillborn, it's "eye for eye, life for life."

      Actually, that is not what it says. As another poster pointed out, it clearly says that the punishment for causing a miscarriage is a fine, but that if any other harm follows (presumably to the mother) it's life for life, etc.

      The NRSV translation has it as:

      "When people who are fighting injure a pregnant woman so that there is a miscarriage, and yet no further harm follows, the one responsible shall be fined what the woman's husband demands, paying as much as the judges determine. If any harm follows, then you shall give life for life, eye for eye, ..."

    21. Re:Well, we could... by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "The government said an overhaul of the system should be finished by December and copies should be available then. "

      It's not a big deal. As soon as Bush has locked up another four years of warmongering and cronyism, then the records will be freely available.

      -B

    22. Re:Well, we could... by Oblio · · Score: 2, Informative
      Well, hebrew I know not. BUT: Go here to the The chapter and see the NIV version. Note the footnote [5] which says : "21:22 Or she has a miscarriage"

      *shrug* Its just what I see, not my opinion.

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    23. Re:Well, we could... by Rasputin · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...the man works hard enough as it is.

      Yes! There are a hundreds of semi-naked statues out there he hasn't yet covered!

      "Curtains for semi-nude justice statue"

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    24. Re:Well, we could... by goon+america · · Score: 4, Informative
      I watched him do it to a Congressional investigation a couple weeks ago

      A streaming video is worth a thousand words. Thank you, Daily Show!

    25. Re:Well, we could... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Interesting

      this is one time that both mainstream candidates are so bad that voting third party is a no brainer.

      Nah, if Kerry gets elected, then congress will oppose everything he does on principal. If nothing gets done for a year, would that be so bad?

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    26. Re:Well, we could... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 2, Informative
      I'll give a couple, because I'm not really that interested in writing a long diatribe on problems with your bible or monotheism as a whole.

      The examples you gave are also terrible for citing as problematic. Look, I don't want to train non-Christians on how to criticize the Bible, but what you really need to do is find factual errors that are not easy to write off as allegory or translation errors. Your Leviticus quote is never cited in Russian layman critiques of the Bible, because the translation to Russian never implied birds with 4 legs. Similarly, the Russian Bible has a whole host of "errors" that English speakers never stumbled upon, because our language didn't have the same issues.

      If you want some real examples of factual errors in the Bible, look for internal conflicts, where instead of being in error with what we know now, it is in error with itself. Here is an example: the last words of Jesus are different, depending upon what page you're on. Luke 23 says "Father, unto thy hands I commend my spirit." And John 19 says "It is finished." Matthew 27 has something too, but Matthew added that Jesus "cried out" again without specifying what Jesus said. So Matthew isn't really definitive about the last words of Christ. In any case, when you cite Luke and John, most Christians will tell you that it's just different accounts from different Biblical authors. The problem? Well if it's just people writin' stuff, it ain't the Word of God. The Bible is supposed to be divinely written, perfect in every way. So the conflicting declarations about the last words of Jesus sorta poke a hole in the whole inerrancy thing. Here's another one: Judas dies differently, depending upon the Biblical account you're reading. If the Bible is truth from God, then how can God get the death of his own betrayer wrong? OK? See where I'm going with this? There is no need to go after weak mis-translation errors when there are real problems that even Christians such as myself are struggling with.

    27. Re:Well, we could... by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if you hang them from a tree and light a fire underneath?

    28. Re:Well, we could... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      King James in a notoriously poor translation.

      My New Living Translation edition reads as follows:

      Leviticus 12:20 - You are to consider detestable all swarming insects that walk upon the ground.

      Psalms 93:1 The Lord is King! He is robed in majesty. Indeed the Lord is robed in majesty and armed with strength. The world is firmly established; it cannot be shaken.

      Now please do yourself and your arguments a favor. If you are trying to point out a factual error in scripture a) quote the whole verse, and b) pick a modern translation. King James sucks, and any biblical scholar will tell you that.

      Now with the whole verse you can see that Psalms 93:1 is talking about God, not the planet. If you read the remainder of the poem (the book of Psalms are basically a collection of poems), it talks about how God has total control of the world.

      Question that if you like, but make your argument without distortion.

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    29. Re:Well, we could... by mr100percent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Vote for Bush? You'll be dead. In 2001, it was only 19 terrorists. Now, you have tens of thousands who are signing up to be next, thanks to an unnecessary war.

  3. A New Low by JaxGator75 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Must... Resist... Urge... to Kill...

    In other news, I won't be paying my taxes this year as I firmly believe the influx of cash will "Break the Bank".

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    1. Re:A New Low by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't pay taxes - simply donate to a non-profit that you support and take the tax credit.

      It's all about give and take - take your refund, and give the IRS the finger.

    2. Re:A New Low by letxa2000 · · Score: 5, Informative
      Don't pay taxes - simply donate to a non-profit that you support and take the tax credit.

      Tax credit? Correct me if I'm wrong, but donations to non-profits result in taxable income deductions, not tax credits, don't they? If they are tax credits then if you have a $1000 tax bill you can pay zero by donating $1000 to a non-profit. If it's a deduction then if you have a $1000 tax bill on $10,000 taxable income, a $1000 deduction makes your taxable income $9000 on which you still have to pay $900.

      Unfortunately, I don't think you can get out of paying taxes by giving it to a non-profit instead. If you could I think most of us would opt out of paying taxes and just give it all to some local charity we approve of.

    3. Re:A New Low by Jtheletter · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Don't pay taxes - simply donate to a non-profit that you support and take the tax credit.

      That works great for the end of the year, but what about all this money they take from every paycheck, from every item I purchase, from all the gas I pump, from simply owning a car, from using the telephone, from connecting 3 computers via a private network (soon to be in FL).

      It's really quite terrifying when you list all the things you're taxed for. In fact it takes about a thousand times less effort to list things you aren't taxed for .... yet.

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    4. Re:A New Low by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Informative

      refund? Do you mean take your money that you over paid to the government durring the tax season? Or the gift they give lower income people that don't have good jobs and too many kids?

      Either way, the term refund is more or less just a ploy to make you feel good when they force you to use the government treasurie as a bank acount interest free. It makes you forget the money they are giving you is actually your in the first place.

    5. Re:A New Low by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, I don't think you can get out of paying taxes by giving it to a non-profit instead.

      Don't be silly; of course you can. If you make $50,000 in income this year, you can donate $47,000 of it to charity, keep $3k (which is about the same as the exemption credit for a single person), and then you'll have $0 of taxable income. Viola! No taxes!

      Of course, you'll have to live with your parents and eat ramen noodles every day to survive on $3k...

    6. Re:A New Low by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, poor guy. Having to pay taxes on the goods you buy to support the roads you use, the police who protect you, the judges and district attorneys who fight for your rights against much more corruptable institutions than even government.

      Taxes don't all go to the same place. Federal income taxes pay for federal programs. State income taxes and sales taxes pay for state programs. Property taxes pay for municipal governments and schools. Each of these layers of government helps you out in some way. Many of them (most probably at the local level) run very efficiently, lest they make some huge mistake encouraging you to vote them out. Personally, I don't find anything "quite terrifying" about government being able to pay for itself. I'm more terrified when it can't.

      Don't like taxes? Move. But good luck finding some place to move to. Globally speaking, US citizens pay a relatively low amount of income tax, and our sales tax is much lower than, oh say, Europe or Canada. Here's a little info: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/001201.html, and you can google for more.

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    7. Re:A New Low by EvanED · · Score: 2, Insightful

      how are you doing this? I would like to know. most online information is hardly reputable or believable.

      So you ask an anonymous source on /.? :-p

  4. Backups by KaSkA101 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hmm, so I guess they don't keep backups of their own data, if making copies of it would cause the data to be lost. I guess we just have to hope (or not) that their computers or hard drives never fail.

    1. Re:Backups by strictnein · · Score: 4, Funny

      I guess we just have to hope (or not) that their computers or hard drives never fail.

      Don't worry, I'm sure they're using a RAID 0 setup.

    2. Re:Backups by hazem · · Score: 4, Funny

      That explains everything... Clearly, they are using a quantum-based computer. If you try to read the data to copy it, it gets changed. Can't fault them for trying to use the newest technology, I suppose.

    3. Re:Backups by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

      That explains everything... Clearly, they are using a quantum-based computer. If you try to read the data to copy it, it gets changed. Can't fault them for trying to use the newest technology, I suppose.

      Yes, it's the all-new Heisenberg Data Store 2000 from Uncertain Storage Inc.

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    4. Re:Backups by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not affiliated with Schroedinger's Ledger Service. Motto: "In the Black or in the Red, we'll all find out if the cat's dead!"

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    5. Re:Backups by gmack · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Taking it to court would take longer than their current promise of december.

      When is the election in the US finished?

    6. Re:Backups by Jason+Earl · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, their computers are even more high tech than that. They are using Infinite Improbability Computers. No matter what data you put in all you get out are invoices for $200 hammers.

    7. Re:Backups by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ever notice how a joke just isn't as funny anymore when someone explains it? Even when the explainer completely missed the joke to begin with?

      Not that that has any bearing on the current situation or anything.

    8. Re:Backups by Bishop923 · · Score: 4, Funny

      When is the election in the US finished?


      Depends on wether or not Florida has it's shit together this time.

    9. Re:Backups by KefabiMe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, I kind of hope that a state with their beta electronic voting systems screw up again. Imagine what would happen if the election went to the US Supreme Court twice in a row. I would hope then at that point Americans would be FORCED to think about voting, the amount of corruption that takes place, and (most importantly) just think in general about who they put in office.

      In that case we could avoid having to deal with Slashdot stories like this. (I am glad it is on Slashdot though, Americans especially need to take note of this guy)

      Then again, I think I'm just an optimist... The above is just wishful thinking.

  5. Not being able to copy? by jawtheshark · · Score: 4, Insightful
    McIntyre explained in a May 24 letter that the computer system - operated in the counterespionage section of the Justice Department's criminal division - "was not designed for mass export of all stored images" and said the system experiences "substantial problems."

    Does this mean that they never make backups either? Sounds like just a bad excuse...

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    1. Re:Not being able to copy? by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Never back up? Never read the data? Never actually use the data?

      What can you DO with the data?

      Can we file an FOA request for material that states how this is actually used? Or will this be declined because "Said documents are stored in special formats which do not allow their export beyond the system, and said printers use ink made from phosphorus ensuring that the papers ignite when read?"

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  6. Beam Me Up by the0ther · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously. If this is where we've arrived, where public officials try such a blatant lie...their incompetence is unmeasurable! Please, please, won't the aliens take me home?!?

  7. Already suffered "major loss of data" by hoggoth · · Score: 5, Funny

    What this REALLY means is that they have already suffered a "major loss of data" but never made any backups and have been trying to hide the fact that the database has been GONE for weeks, months, or even years under grade school-level excuses.

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    1. Re:Already suffered "major loss of data" by llefler · · Score: 2, Funny

      What this REALLY means is that they have already suffered a "major loss of data"

      Graduates of the Richard Nixon School of Data Integrity.

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    2. Re:Already suffered "major loss of data" by RedWizzard · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What this REALLY means is that they have already suffered a "major loss of data" but never made any backups and have been trying to hide the fact that the database has been GONE for weeks, months, or even years under grade school-level excuses.
      Possibly. I still prefer the other theory: "we're not giving you the data you want, we don't care what the law says".
  8. ow my jaw! by MrLint · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wow, i think I broke something whilst picking my jaw up off the floor.

    If the computer will crash by accessing these records, then this implies the records are inaccessible. Not to mention that if the records magically 'disappear' all they have to say it "look we told you so"

    I dont think anyone is gonna believe this for a second. More like a lot of people want this information permanently buried as to avoid letting the public know whats going on.

    1. Re:ow my jaw! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More like a lot of people want this information permanently buried as to avoid letting the public know whats going on.

      Not permanently. They say that the records will be available from the new system in December(presumably getting there by psychic transfer to avoid the risks of copying). So they only need to keep the records away from the public until after November, for some reason.

    2. Re:ow my jaw! by physicsphairy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not to mention that if the records magically 'disappear' all they have to say it "look we told you so"

      I dont think anyone is gonna believe this for a second. More like a lot of people want this information permanently buried as to avoid letting the public know whats going on.

      Hey, if you want to view this information, feel free to take a drive down to Washington and read the print out.

      If you want something you can access on your PDA that is more regularly updated, I hardly think it constitutes a government conspiracy that a database that was never meant to be accessed by anything other than its present system will take a while to be ported.

      Sheesh, people, if you don't like the Bush administration vote for someone else in November. Let's quit with the conspiracy crap.

    3. Re:ow my jaw! by gilroy · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Blockquoth the poster:
      Sheesh, people, if you don't like the Bush administration vote for someone else in November. Let's quit with the conspiracy crap.

      You want conspiracy theories? How about the fact that the database will be publicly available, but "an overhaul of the system should be finished by December" -- conveniently after the election. Hmmm. I wonder why the Bush-Cheney administration might want foreign connections quiet until after Nov 2? Can you say "Saudi Arabia"?

      Now, most likely, this is some technical thing not directed by the White House or even Ashcroft. But this has been an administration with a proven track record of stonewalling, hedging, and obfuscating for political purposes ... they simply don't have any benefit of the doubt left.
    4. Re:ow my jaw! by ManoMarks · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you had read the whole article, you would have seen that paper records are 12 months out of date. So yes, you can go to Washington a year from now to see the records through June 28th, 2004.

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    5. Re:ow my jaw! by MrLint · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ok let us dig deeper here. The records that have been printed out are over 12 months old (from article), thus implying at some point the whole thing has been printed, from the existing system.

      From this we can also conclude that they have been putting new data over the past year. The request was made in january. It is unclear how long it took to go thru red tape and on what date the request was denied.

      The article also says that the new system will be up in December.

      These facts and reasonable conclusions lead to some interesting questions. Is data still being put into the old system despite the fact that a large transaction will cause it to crash? If so how long has this 'problem' been known out, and is it not unwise to keep adding data to a possibly unstable system?

      Is it now the end of June, 6 months from the time of request, 6 months until the new system is up and running, since we 'know' that a large transaction will crash the old system, it stand to reason that some data is already on the new system and data is currently being moved to it. That being the case, why not provide the data on the new system, and then provide the copies of the data as its being transferred to the new system? This is reasonable course of action assuming all statements are true. If all statements are true then why was the request denied, as there is a reasonable process to allow access.

      Id really like to know 1) How much data we are talking about adn 2) what is it on. 10 years ago I was dumping mailing lists from a McDonnell/Douglas Microdata minicomputer which at that time i believe was over 10 years old, that same unit is still in service today and is being phased out. But i'll tell you this, if the IRS came and demanded a copy of the records saying it might crash certainly wouldn't mean you escape from complying.

      Oh and BTW, just because you dont like conspiracies, it doesnt mean they dont exist.

    6. Re:ow my jaw! by Phragmen-Lindelof · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If SCO can do it (i.e. provide a hard copy to IBM), then the DOJ certainly can. Just replace Ashcroft with McBride. The law could not be in any worse hands than it is now and we would actually get a printout.

    7. Re:ow my jaw! by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Informative


      No, it's not. The job of the government is to attempt to make the best use of the tax money they take (laughable I know, but that's the goal at least.) I for one do not consider printing out a list that YOU want for no real reason other that because you want it to be a good use of my tax money. If the expense were negligable (say 50 cents or so) that would be different. Honestly though, I would rather use the money to feed a few hungry children.


      Not that I am against feeding hungry children. But I think that we have to understand that democract requires transparency, and that transparency requires that the citizens can require any reasonable document from the government at any time for no other reason than idle curiosity.

      Regarding the "job of government" you are correct, but it does not answer my point regarding transparency and democracy. Just as the fact that as a shareholder of IBM, I can request a wide variety of documents and only pay photocopy costs (unless it is stored electronically, in which case, they must pay printing costs). It is not IBM's job to make these available to me to satisfy my curiosity, but by law they must do that. Which means that, as far as shareholders are concerned, IBM is more democratic than the US Gov't.

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    8. Re:ow my jaw! by CharlesEGrant · · Score: 2, Informative
      If the expense were negligable (say 50 cents or so) that would be different. Honestly though, I would rather use the money to feed a few hungry children.
      The Freedom of Information Act allows agencies to recover the direct costs of searching, vetting, and duplicating the information. FOIA requests do not compete with hungry children for your tax dollars.
  9. I wonder by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Many Justice Department computer systems, especially at the FBI, are considered outdated. The FBI is spending nearly $600 million to modernize its antiquated systems.

    How will the FBI put all that old information on these new systems then?

  10. Disturbing... by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Attorney General John Ashcroft ordered federal agencies in October 2001 to review more closely which documents they release. Ashcroft's policy lets officials withhold information on any "sound legal basis." Under looser policies issued in 1993, agencies could hold back information to prevent "foreseeable harm."

    particularly because the policy allows withholding information due to "foreseeable harm" to the Administration, and not necessarily to the country.

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    1. Re:Disturbing... by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The "foreseeable harm" rule was under Reno. The "sound legal basis" rule is under Ashcroft. Did Ashcroft tighten or loosen the rules? I would say he tightened them, because under Reno you could withhold information on a legally unsound basis just because it might cause foreseeable harm to her boss.

      Of course both rules suck, "our computer might crash" isn't a sound legal basis to deny this information.

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    2. Re:Disturbing... by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most all of the policies of this régime, erm, administration have been on the order of "How will this help us?" and not "How will this help everyone?". That is the core problem with the government structure as it stands (picture if you will a house of cards) and this is just another symptom of a deeper problem.

      To some extent you are right, but I think that there is a deeper problem. If you look at policies in general even before 9/11, you see that the Bush Administration was particularly opposed to transparency, which is a prerequisite for democracy. The attack on transparency in our government continues in meaningful ways (struggle over Patriot act) and less meaningful ways (Energy policy task force-- less meaningful because it is more or less clear what is happening here and paradoxically keeping the list secret more or less confirms the criticism against the Bush Regime re. composition of task force).

      The Bush Administration is as dangerous to us as Hitler, aside from the ethnic purification stuff, was to the Germans (i.e. WWII resulted in an incalculable academic, political, and cultural loss for the German people, mostly at the hands of the Nazis, particularly Hitler and Himmler).

      We are lucky we are still talking about this three years after.

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  11. How Conveeeenient by hondo77 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The government said an overhaul of the system should be finished by December and copies should be available then.

    Not available until after the November election, eh? How conveeeenient.

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  12. This deserves a prize! by eamacnaghten · · Score: 5, Insightful
    My congratulations to the Justice Department - this excuse deserves a prize! Although it is common for people to make excuses that bare no relation to reality, but rarely they show such imagination as this!

    This paces the Justice Department on par with Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, the recently retired Iraqi Information Minister in it's inovation of repartee in the face of fact!

    I hope they do not copyright this reason as it is so good I think I will use it (if I can) when the circumstances arise.

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  13. Wow. by Niet3sche · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This makes me glad that I live in a state that utilizes MATRIX and seems to strive against individuals' digital personas being kept close to the individual's chest. *sigh*

    On a more serious note, perhaps the government should look into being this tight-lipped when it comes to combining, merging, and actively data- and text-mining databases and data sets ... you know, such as those that paint a complete and full picture about a person from individually innocuous bits of datum. Maybe EFF ought to get involved in this (don't flame - I've not hopped over to EFF for soem time now; I'm sure that they actually *are* involved). Then again, hopefully the INDIVIDUAL would ultimately attain/retain ALL IP over their OWN data.

    Yeah, I know. I can hear 100,000 people muttering, pipedream, along with me.

  14. Take a page from adult websites by maddugan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am sure there are pr0n websites with backend databases more relieable than what the government is using.

    1. Re:Take a page from adult websites by base3 · · Score: 2, Funny
      backend databases

      No pun intended, I'm sure.

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    2. Re:Take a page from adult websites by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      That only stands to reason. If you're in porn, you're going to have a well-exercised (and therefore highly stress-tested) back end.

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  15. Re:This database will self-destruct... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quick! Toss it in the trash can where Chief is!

  16. Most likely irrelevant anecdote by Jokkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One of my Linux machines is currently suffering from some substandard SCSI equipment and some DMA problems on one of the hard drive controllers; until I can schedule the downtime for software upgrades and hardware troubleshooting, I'm leaving things the way they are. As long as that's the case, the system mostly works, but certain disk-intensive operations (such as searching hundreds of MB of logs) degrade performance enough to make the system nearly unusable.

    I doubt that this is terribly relevant to the computing problems experienced by massive government databases, but I can at least conceive of how a "mass export of all stored images" (to quote the article) could significantly interfere with the database's everyday usage on a sufficiently poorly-designed/maintained/updated system.

    The article also states that the government plans on having the upgrades completed, and the data available, by December. (I'm not going to touch the issue of how accurate this statement is.)

  17. Plausible deniability by blair1q · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ashcroft is saying he doesn't know how without opening up the computer and copying it all using pencil and paper.

  18. In related news by Big+Nothing · · Score: 3, Funny

    This warning just in from John Ashcroft:

    "Whatever you do, do not vote for Senator John Kerry in the upcoming presidential election. Implementing such a vote risks a crash that cannot be fixed and could result in a major loss of data, which would be devastating."

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    1. Re:In related news by jlaxson · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know, with touch-screen voting, that's not as +1, Funny as it was intended to be.

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  19. Hmm... Convenient much? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "The government said an overhaul of the system should be finished by December and copies should be available then."
    I'm a little fuzzy on things like this. Would someone remind me if this is before or after the election?
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  20. Easy by Smallpond · · Score: 3, Insightful
    SELECT * WHERE organization != "Haliburton"
    and Country != "Saudi Arabia"
    and Topic != "Energy"
    ORDER BY "Contribution Amount"
  21. lies & excuses by __aaitqo8496 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    it's all just another lie told to us by our government. it's nothing new, but i think this republican majority government is realizing that all this access to information is not beneficial to the government powers which widely conflict civil liberties.

    it seems they've simply given up and just make up blantant lies which are served to the american public as excuses.

  22. Not very original by Zygote-IC- · · Score: 2, Funny

    In my IT job I use the, "Sure, I could do that, but it would blow up the entire system," all the time.

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to the important work playing City of Heroes.

  23. Yeah... by cardshark2001 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Hmm.... what good is a database if you can't get the data out of it?

    Whatever process they use to look at the data could be used to copy it and give it to the FOIA petitioners.

    Or maybe they just put stuff in there and don't look at the data, because it would crash. That would make a lot of sense.

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  24. The Patriot Act by The_Real_Nire · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe we should tell John Ashcroft about open source database and copying solutions?"

    With the Patriot Act in effect, and all of your lines tapped, I'd say John Ashcroft already knows.

  25. The RIAA is making inroads. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps the DoJ is using a database that only allows a limited number of copies before it determines that the user is a copyright abuser and self-destructs.

  26. Executive Secrecy by Morthaur · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What this is, is perjury, and Ashcroft should be brought to task for it by Congress (*sigh* As _if_ they could be expected to do their job...).

    Ashcroft issued a directive upon taking office that F.O.I.A. requests should be obstructed as far as possible, in line with the secrecy that has surrounded this entire administration. This is merely one more crass lie in furtherance of that ideology. The man has lied constantly since taking office and has been allowed to get away with it. Why?

    Have we stopped caring about transparancy and republican values at home, whilst at the same time singing the praises of 'democracy' abroad? Are we all content to allow this proud nation to slip slowly but surely into a permanently-militarised social order? Will _you_ accept the suspension of habeus corpus, or of the entire Constitution, and live happily in a police state?

    Me, I'd rather die on my feet, with my fist in the air, than my knees. I refuse to trade my freedom for cold comfort.

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  27. Sorry, doesn't work that way. by Rufus88 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Charitable donations result in a tax *deduction*, not a tax *credit*, at least here in the U.S.

  28. Resign, Mr. Ashcroft by Randym · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Under looser policies issued in 1993, agencies could hold back information to prevent "foreseeable harm."

    I hereby call for the resignation of John Ashcroft on the grounds that his ineptitude in responding to legitimate FOIA requests clearly causes "forseeable harm" to American democracy.

    Not to mention that the excuse he gave is *not* one of the reasons permitted to be cited by the government to avoid giving us -- the American people, who paid for it all -- *our* information.

    Mr. Ashcroft is from Missouri, the "Show Me" state. Tell me, Mr. Ashcroft: what part of "Show me the public records" do you not understand?

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    1. Re:Resign, Mr. Ashcroft by multiplexo · · Score: 3, Insightful
      John Ashcroft is the biggest fucktard to ever hold the post of Attorney General, he's even managing to make Janet Reno look good. Look at Ashcroft's record, he's from Missouri, the "Show me how" state, he's an incumbent senator and he loses to a dead Democratic challenger. Think about this, the citizens of Missouri decided that they would rather vote for a dead guy than Ashcroft. How the fuck does any incumbent senator lose to a dead challenger? Jesus Christ, how much fucking paste did Ashcroft eat in second grade anyways? Was he nibbling the lead paint chips off the walls? Do they even allow him to have regular scissors at DoJ? Or do they just give him those left-handed kindergarten ones so he doesn't hurt himself?

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    2. Re:Resign, Mr. Ashcroft by multiplexo · · Score: 4, Interesting
      If you're referring to the fact that Ashcroft as AG might be revenge on the Democrats for playing dirty and getting Jean Carnahan to replace her husband Mel then you're probably right, although he seems like revenge on the rest of us as well. So much for Democratic perfidy, although what if Ashcroft, who is detested by all liberals and a lot of conservatives helps to drag Bush down in 2004? Could this be construed as part of a Democratic ueber-master strategy?

      You're missing my point though, any incumbent senator who's worth a shit should be able to crush a competitor like a bug in a vise, especially a dead one, even the dead one's widow trying to get into office on a sympathy vote. Hell, look at senators such as Scoop Jackson, Strom Thurmond, Lyndon Johnson or Jesse Helms. Those guys wouldn't have had any problem smacking Jean Carnahan down, despite whatever sympathy vote her dead husband was worth. Lyndon Johnson probably would have ended up winning the election and fucking her. Scoop Jackson would have won that election and sold Boeing aircraft to the state of Missouri and Thurmond or Helms could have won that election and gotten the MIssouri schools resegregated (which wouldn't take that much work, but still).

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  29. Response Conflicts with the Law? by Jtheletter · · Score: 5, Informative
    I don't pretend to have a full understanding of the Freedom of Information Act, but isn't there a whole section detailing reasons that a request can be turned down? I know the obvious ones such as endangering national security (as if that weren't an excuse they could stretch a mile anyway), or the like, but I seriously doubt that a request could legally be denied on the basis of GROSS INCOMPETANCE and LACK OF JOB SKILLS on the part of the person fulfilling the request.

    That's like a request being denied because the clerk was too tired to go down in the basement to find the files.

    If fulfilling the request somehow breaks something, then the response should be to fix the damn thing and then fulfill the request.

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    -- I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. It's not my fault that life sucks so much. --
  30. Why even make up excuses like this? by FauxReal · · Score: 2, Funny

    They might as well cut to the chase and just destroy the data... But then again, they'd lose track of all the favors they need to hand out after the elections. I guess they can wait till (hopefully) some court forces them to share the information. Then they can use that "The data was destroyed" excuse.

  31. Call it Hubris by localman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The FBI is spending nearly $600 million to modernize its antiquated systems.

    Call it hubris, but how many people here think they could modernize their systems for a tiny fraction of that?

  32. Maybe they tell the truth? by t_allardyce · · Score: 3, Funny

    What they mean is their database runs on "EasyDB123 Trial Version" and they cant give more than 10 queries per day or they will be forced to upgrade.

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    This comment does not represent the views or opinions of the user.
  33. Old information? Interesting point..... by oliverthered · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Lets say the information is held on magnetic tape, now after a while I suppose it starts to get a bit brittle.
    Running it through a reader without first restoring the tape could degrage the data and tape to the point where it could no longer be reconstructed, e.g. all the ferite comes off of the tape and floats accross the room in a plume of dust.

    So, if the data's stored on old tapes they may have a case.

    --
    thank God the internet isn't a human right.
  34. FARA Short Form Listing - 2002 by ka9dgx · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Well, they started to do something like this... here's the Short Form FARA listing from 2002 for starters.

    If they could do it then, why can't they do it now?

    --Mike--

  35. I guess I'm the only one... by Scott+Richter · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...who sees a FOIA resquest like "Give us an entire copy of that massive freaking database running on a clunky old IBM 360 with a tape drive" as a bit unreasonable. One need not invoke evil or anything else to find an explanation of why this was a bad idea. And don't overexamine the reason - very likely, they may not want to wast such a strenuous task on the machine until the ultimate upgrade, which is PLANNED. Remember you're getting a technical explanation from a technical person, who repeated as best they could what the sysadmin told them.

    What next? Can I send a request that says "I would like a copy of every piece of paper ever produced by the US?" Do I then have the right to moral outrage when they refuse?

    Seriously, this is freaking ridiculous. There's plenty of reason to go after Ashcroft without resorting to silly crap like this.

    I would see nothing wrong with a $.01/page fee for FOIA request. Pay up if it amounts to more than $10.

    1. Re:I guess I'm the only one... by ljavelin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh, do you have IBM Mainframe experience? Do you have the mainframe experience to predict the difficulty and dangers of exporting such a database?

      I do. Let me tell you - it's trivial to take a dump of an IBM database. DB2, IMS/DB, FOCUS... or any other DBMS that'll run under MVS, VM/CMS, or AS/400. It's all rather trivial, and, in fact, standard operating procedures in IBM mainframe shops mean that there is already a tape that can be grabbed right of a shelf.

    2. Re:I guess I'm the only one... by LMCBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would see nothing wrong with a $.01/page fee for FOIA request. Pay up if it amounts to more than $10.

      Your statement implies that FOIA requests are currently free (as in beer). They aren't.

      --
      Liberal (adj.): Free from bigotry; open to progress; tolerant of others.
  36. I guess they must be using MS servers...... by thewldisntenuff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The feds can't handle the /. effect, eh? :)

  37. Re:Ashcroft is a Nazi by Starji · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll probably be labeled as a terrorist for this post

    No, you'll be labeled "informative" :-P

  38. Causality loop (not a Star Trek reference) by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How do they know that the records will be destroyed by accessing them? Have they accessed the records already and destroyed them?

    More importantly, if they can "fix" the records in time for December, by their logic, wouldn't this process endanger the records from destruction in the first place?

    Only government would pull a paradox out of its ass as an excuse.

  39. Using MySQL? My ass! by Infonaut · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Actually, they probably already are using MySQL!

    Obviously you've never worked in a government agency. The rule of thumb in the government IT department at the agency I once worked for was this: "If it's inexpensive (or free) it can't be good. If it's not made my Microsoft or Oracle, it can't be good. If it contributes to a heterogeneous environment in any way, it can't be good. If you came up with a solution to a vexing problem on your own and it doesn't cost millions of dollars and thousands of man-hours to complete, you're fired."

    --
    Read the EFF's Fair Use FAQ
  40. "available in December" -- just after the election by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 4, Insightful
    To me, a rather damning part of the whole statement was that the data would be available in December -- basically, "You can have the data, but not if you plan to use it to investigate the candidates' integrity for this election".


    Hmmm....

  41. Re:Ashcroft is a Nazi by pjkundert · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, sir. Not a terrorist.

    Simply not "+5, Informative"

    Moderators, get a clue. Your job, when moderating something as "Informative", is to promote posts which, when viewed with a reasonably objective eye, actual contain (get ready now...) Information.

    Perhaps I'm just not enough of a lib-leftie wing-nut, but "ultra-right wing Jesus freak who actively hates gays, black people, non-Christians, ..." doesn't qualify as "Information".

    If, to the liberals in the group, this does indeed qualify as "Information", then please accept my humble apology... ;)

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    -- -pjk Perry Kundert perry@kundert.ca http://kundert.2y.net
  42. He didn't mean the computer system would crash.. by toonrmeusa · · Score: 2, Interesting
    He meant the government system would crash. If the Bush administration released any data.

    By the way, take a look at Bush's interview with an Irish journalist. A real journalist, not one that has to submit questions three days ahead of time.

    --
    Toon toon! Black and white army!
  43. There Is No Spoon by notcreative · · Score: 4, Funny


    DEEP VOICE: Unfortunately, no one can be -told- what the data on contributions from foreign lobbyists is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back.
    (shows a blue pill.)
    You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe about the FOIA.
    (a red pill is shown in his other hand)
    You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how fucked up the DOJ really is.
    (you begin to reach for the red pill) Remember -- all I am offering is the truth, nothing more.

  44. Re:Ashcroft is a Nazi by flacco · · Score: 2, Funny
    Fuck Ashcroft. Fuck him up the ass.

    NOW it makes sense. i thought he annointed himself with oil before his swearing-in for *religious* reasons...

    (no, seriously, this jesus-psycho actually annointed himself with oil.)

    --
    pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
  45. Re:What absolute filth by eidechse · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I can't beleive they'd lie this blatantly.
    • Lewinsky
    • Lead up to Waco debacle
    • Iran-Contra
    • Watergate
    • Gulf of Tonkin
    • Tuskegee "Experiment"
    After things like this, to name just a few, why is it surprising?
  46. Which would be devastating? by alw53 · · Score: 2, Funny



    What a coincidence! My financial information is stored in the same kind of database, so I cannot risk giving a copy of it to the IRS.

  47. is it possible... by bryanthompson · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...that it really would crash their system? This is from the article:
    "What they're asking for is a lot, and it's not something at this particular point in time we have the technical ability to do," Justice Department spokesman Bryan Sierra said Tuesday.

    McIntyre explained in a May 24 letter that the computer system - operated in the counterespionage section of the Justice Department's criminal division - "was not designed for mass export of all stored images" and said the system experiences "substantial problems."
    So, is it possible that the equipment is just too old and sucky to handle a big request like that?

    it's about more than just "Select * from foreignlobbyists order by date desc"

    They undoubtedly have thousands and thousands of scanned images of documents, records, transcripts, etc. Inserting new data and adding things is a heck of a lot less of a load than getting all of it out.

    I do think it's pretty absurd of an argument... but if they were truly trying to hide all of it, don't you think they'd come up with something more clever than, 'uhh, well... it'll crash our system'. Maybe it's rediculous enough to be true.
  48. Regime Change by Java+Ape · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Frankly, I'm sick of the rampant hypocracy of the "United Corporate States of America" and our war on freedom. Worse, the battle's already lost.

    I've written enough letters to my congresscritters that the probably have me filed under "wacko" in several different categories. Their replies show a polite distain for my pitiful rights and nearly-useless vote.

    Knowledge is power, and those in power are determined that we lemmings be kept ignorant of the the deeds done in our name for our own good. The only thing more dependable than finding our representatives have sold us down the river for personal profit, is that keeping such dealings quiet is a matter of national security. After all, if all the little lemmings figured out they were being cheerfully led over a cliff they might not follow so blindly. Computer malfunction my arse. I work as an Oracle DBA -- if I EVER responded to a request for data this way I'd be canned on the spot, and rightly so. Somehow, I doubt anyone is suddenly unemployed at the justice department.

    Personally, I'm beyond disgusted. I'm voting again EVERY encumbent, since I don't think there's a human being in office worth the air they breath. Maybe if everyone voted against all incumbents for a decade or so we'd flush the professional policiticians out and take back our country.

    On the other hand, I'm seriously considering emigration to a land where freedom means something, like Russia!

  49. System Crash by drtomaso · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "Implementing such a request risks a crash that cannot be fixed and could result in a major loss of data, which would be devastating," wrote Thomas J. McIntyre, chief in the Justice Department's office for information requests.

    Translation, for any non-techies visiting today:

    "Implementing such a request risks a scandal in the President's Administration that cannot be spun and could result in a major loss of a national election, which would be devastating."

    Seriously folks, I firmly believe that another four years under this administration threatens our physical security, as well as our civil liberties. I'm not one to usualy cry "Special Interests!", but this is exactly the kind of data that must be made public for a democratic republic to work. December is just too late to allow voters to make an informed decision, but I suspect thats the point.

  50. Taxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...such a request risks a crash that cannot be fixed and could result in a major loss of data, which would be devastating"

    Dear IRS:

    Thank you for the kind note reminding us about payroll tax withholdings (yes, we do remember that the S in IRS stands for 'service' though the little pamplet you sent about all that was appreciated).

    Regarding the issue of us not submitting any payroll tax payments, well, you see our database gurus got together and discovered that the process of running such reports through our employee database actually risks a crash that cannot be fixed and could result in a major loss of data which would be devestating.

    I'm sure you'll appreciate this difficulty (if not, please contact the Justice Department and they can fill you in on the details). I'm sure there's enough other taxpayers to chase that the loss of our money is of no significant matter.

    Good luck with your own database issues, by the way. I see you too have your hands full - apparently several billion dollars spent upgrading things didn't work after all. If I were you, I'd stop sending out those tax deliquency messages or else you too could be affected by these nasty database crash problems!

  51. Quick, someone notify the RIAA by Derekloffin · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the MPAA for that matter. The Government has found a truly uncopyable storage media and I'm certain both of these organizations will be overjoyed to put it to good use.

  52. Re:As usual by llefler · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not the number of records that is the problem. It's the fact that they are on punched cards in the basement....

    We laugh at your puny drive failures.

    No smoking please.

    --
    It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. -- Harry Truman
  53. uk perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know quite how these things tend to play in the states, but over here I would read this as "that database on which we spent X millions of your money is in fact total crap and we couldn't find our arses with both hands"

    While most readers will [probably correctly] take this to be a rather poor government whitewash, it could equally be a sign that the government's IT strategy has been fragmented and piecemeal for ages.
    This tends to happen in democratic nations because big IT contracts, like other government contracts, tend to go to companies favoured by the extant administration (despite all the charming fiction about open tendering).
    When a new administration is eventually voted in, it's time for them to pay back various favours to certain friendly companies, and so new expenditure will be announced.

    The end result of this is government departments and organisations each with their own mishmash of systems with no thought at all given to interoperability.
    The chances of them ever getting their shit together enough to collate everything into a massive uber-database with every record on every citizen in the UK is nil, so I'm not that worried.

    Like I said, I don't know the situation in the States vis-a-vis government records, but everywhere in the world, governments all share the same founding principles of confusion and inertia.
    That, and there's waaay more people in the USA. 5x population = at least 5x records = a lot more than 5x complexity.

    All that being said, this remains a transparent and contemptible display of ass-covering by Ashcroft..

    1. Re:uk perspective by kindbud · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While most readers will [probably correctly] take this to be a rather poor government whitewash, it could equally be a sign that the government's IT strategy has been fragmented and piecemeal for ages.

      It's both. The goverment is giving us rather poor whitewash, and their IT strategy has been terribly fragmented and piecemeal for ages.

      --
      Edith Keeler Must Die
  54. Backup Excuse #2 by serutan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Overloading the DOJ servers at this crucial time during the War on Terror could bring critical network communications to a halt, making America vulnerable to terrorist activity.

    To justify anything nowadays you have to use the "t" word.

  55. Freedom of Information Act - is a Joke by Honest+Man · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's intended to give the Government full access to information across it's many levels - not so the public can access it..

    Really, who are we trying to fool here? The Gov't is not going to release anything it considers useful for at least 50-100 years.

    Sorry, I guess I dont have much faith in the legal system when Judges and Gov't officials can outweigh the will of the people - this is not the America I was born in....frankly its more like the Russia I remember as a kid and thinking 'I sure am glad I live here in a Free Country'..... Now I sit here and wonder when an 'honest' Judicial/Governmental system will come around and really think about the people's needs instead of who's lining their pocket book..

    I'm not holding my breath on this being released - because the Gov't is more paranoid about giving up data than p2p users are in sharing in public places, lol.

  56. Civility by PedanticSpellingTrol · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Great Thinkers Address Freedom Of Speech

    "Free speech exercised both individually and through a free press, is a necessity in any country where people are themselves free."

    -- Theodore Roosevelt, 1918

    "The truth is found when men are free to pursue it."

    -- Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1936

    "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear."

    -- George Orwell, 1945

    "Any time we deny any citizen the full exercise of his constitutional rights, we are weakening our own claim to them."

    -- Dwight David Eisenhower, 1963

    "What is objectionable, what is dangerous about extremists is not that they are extreme, but that they are intolerant."

    -- Robert F. Kennedy, 1964

    "Go fuck yourself."

    -- Dick Cheney, 2004

  57. Re:Ahhh... - OMG! by gui_tarzan2000 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "*hint* what if they are in the middle of a software upgrade?"

    First of all, I can't believe anyone with a brain would try to use an open database during a software upgrade. I know ours won't let anyone log in during the upgrade process. I can't believe how lame this whole discussion is. Even though I *really* don't like some of Ashcroft's decisions, he's still better than the former by far. Anyway...

    B A C K U P

    Hasn't anyone thought about this??? Good grief. I NEVER work on a live database. We ALWAYS work from backups no matter what we're doing with them. I'm stunned that an excuse like this would even be spoken by someone in IT. "Oh yeah, it'll crash my system if I make that BACKUP/export that information... so I don't make backups or do exports...". Backup, export, whatever. If the system is that unstable whoever's running it should have a backup every hour or a darned good alternative job plan when it does crash.

    I'm sorry I sound pissy, but it just irritates me to no end when people don't use simple common sense.

    --
    Have you hugged your penguin today?
  58. Administration marked by lack of transparency by tehanu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One of the scariest things about this administration is the sheer lack of transparency. While all governments like hiding things, this one seems to think that the public has no right to know anything, of course for their own good. Even Congress seems to be out of the info loop! Everytime someone tries to ask them for transparency or information they stonewall them sometimes with ridiculous reasons like this (or by swearing at them aka. our vice-president). Combine this with laws that reduce rights of ordinary citizens (aka. Patriot Act) and how they are trying to increasingly concentrate power in the hands of the President (who seems to think that Congressional and Judicial oversight of his activities is a bad thing) who professes the theory that a President is legally allowed to do anything to foreign and US citizens eg. torture, infinitely holding them, invading a country etc. and the only reason he doesn't do it is because he's nice (rather than because it's say illegal to torture someone) and America is heading towards dangerous waters.

    1. Re:Administration marked by lack of transparency by CoitusRex · · Score: 5, Interesting
      In this light the following quote from Bush, in response to Bob Woodward asking if the president explained his positions, is not surprising at all:
      Of course not. I'm the commander. See, I don't have to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation.
  59. Re:What absolute filth by eidechse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's possible that ready access to the information requested would reveal more unseemly activity. That might be the reason for stonewalling on this particular subject matter.

    I disagree that there's debate about the nature of the things listed above. I don't think that anyone is still saying there was no deceit in those cases. Exactly who knew, to what extent, and when are the only details in contention.

    I do agree that to make as assertion this stupid must come from unbelievable arrogance. Then again the strategy of denial and ridicule has been succsesful in the past.

  60. Not quite true. by TahitiNut · · Score: 2, Funny

    Officials subject to Constitutional Advise and Consent are impeachable. However, as we know, getting a blow job and not sharing is the only impeachable offense currently recognized by the Greedy Old Perverts.

  61. If they want to follow the letter of the law... by DrDebug · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... and not the spirit of the law all they have to do is make access available over a single 300 baud modem line where no one entity can be on for more than 5 minutes.

    Security through obscurity. A government tradition.

  62. Can you Americans understand now by xutopia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    why the rest of the world believes you are not living in a "free society". Maybe NATO should invade your country and free you for your opressors.

  63. See? Code is Free Speech! by e.m.rainey · · Score: 5, Funny
    /* politcal-pseudeo-C */
    int ashcroft_test()
    {
    int error = ERROR_NONE;
    char *quote = "[i]mplementing such a request risks a crash that cannot " \
    "be fixed and could result in a major loss of data, which would be devastating";

    if (isTellingTruth(quote) == TRUE)
    {
    if (ashcroft.budget < ashcroft.expectedBudget)
    {
    ashcroft.requestLargerBudget();
    error = ERROR_BIG_GOVERNMENT;
    }
    else if (ashcroft.StaffIQ < IQ_SEA_TURTLE)
    {
    ashcroft.admitIncompetence();
    error = ERROR_INCOMPETENT_GOVERMENT;
    }
    else
    { /* developer note: I could never get
    * this condition to activate in
    * testing... oh well. */
    error = ERROR_UNKNOWN;
    }
    }
    else // less than honest answer
    {
    if (isTooDifficult(quote) == FALSE)
    {
    ashcroft.takeVacation();
    error = ERROR_LAZY_GOVERNMENT;
    }
    else if (dislikeFOIA(ashcroft) == TRUE)
    {
    ashcroft.evadeFOIA();
    error = ERROR_CLOSED_GOVERNMENT;
    }
    else
    { // some sinister plot I'm sure!
    crackpots.startDreaming();
    error = ERROR_UNKNOWN;
    }
    }
    return error;
    }
    --
    The next remark is false. The previous remark is true.
  64. Electronic FOIA Amendments of '96 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    http://www.usdoj.gov/oip/foia_updates/Vol_XVII_4/p age1.htm

    "Second, the amendments will require agencies to use electronic information technology to enhance the availability of their reading room records. They specify that for any newly created reading room records (i.e., "records created on or after November 1, 1996"), an agency must make them available to the public by "electronic means." 5 U.S.C. 552(a)(2). The amendments embody a strong statutory preference that this new electronic availability be provided by agencies in the form of on-line access, which can be most efficient for both agencies and the public alike, and they allow until November 1, 1997 for it to be provided. To meet this new requirement through on-line access, agencies should have Internet or World Wide Web sites prepared to serve this "electronic reading room" function by no later than that date. "

    What am I missing here? Why are they allowed to act like the FOI act and the Internet were just invented last Tuesday, and they haven't had time to comply?

  65. Perhaps... by tyler_larson · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If the computer will crash by accessing these records, then this implies the records are inaccessible. Not to mention that if the records magically 'disappear' all they have to say it "look we told you so"

    Perhaps it's not as simple as that. From what the DOJ seems to be saying, extracting and compiling a report of this size using the existing interface could, quite understandably, render the system unstable. In theory, then, such a system may behave unpredictably and could potentially damage the database. That would, of course, imply that the DOJ database is built on unstable, outdated technology--but we already knew that. They're working to improve that, but it will take many years and millions of dollars.

    The reporters aren't asking for (nor are they entitled to) a complete backup of the database. That would be comparatively easy to provide, but is obviously out of the question, as it would include much more than just the authorized content.

    Perhaps they'd have better luck if they made a whole bunch of small queries: Instead of saying "send me everything you've got", they could say "Send me all relevant content for August 1947", then "Send me all relevant content for September 1947", and so on.

    You could argue that the instead of forcing the reporters to take the time and money to make thousands of small, separate requests, they should be able to make a single blanket request and have the government office subdivide it internally. However, such an assumption would not take into consideration the fact that you're working with a government office that is only helping you because they're required to by law. Give them a single excuse to say no and they won't hesitate to give you nothing at all.

    --
    "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea...."
    RFC 1925
    1. Re:Perhaps... by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Insightful
      However, such an assumption would not take into consideration the fact that you're working with a government office that is only helping you because they're required to by law. Give them a single excuse to say no and they won't hesitate to give you nothing at all.
      Am I the only one who sees a problem with this fact, given that we're supposed to be part of a government "of the people, by the people, and for the people?"
      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

  66. I don't think you understand .... by taniwha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    when he said "will crash the system" he really ment "will crash The System" .... ie having the people know more about what the government is doing is inherently bad for having a well run govt. and besides if we find out who's paying off who it might be made to stop

  67. Quantum computing? by Lonath · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe they're quantum databases containing all possible information, and actually looking at them to copy them would collapse the possibilities into only one state.

  68. Re:Ok, folks, discussion is all downhill from here by mindfucker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Uh, hello -- The Bush <=> Nazi comparison is not about gas chambers. It is about systematically exploiting public anger/fear (9/11 anyone?) to push through their ultra-Nationalist war-mongering agenda.

  69. But seriously, they do by xixax · · Score: 4, Insightful
    McIntyre explained in a May 24 letter that the computer system - operated in the counterespionage section of the Justice Department's criminal division - "was not designed for mass export of all stored images" and said the system experiences "substantial problems."
    I am willing to believe that what Mr Ashcroft says may even be true. I have seen enough to not be suprised that the Govt. commissioned a database that copes with scanned documents being gradually over many years, but chokes utterly when the accumilated data needs to be exported.

    There one was a datavault built on compartively unusual hardware which operated post-maintenance for many years, it was an insanity to empty because the vendor did not do Gigabit ethernet for it and the 100 MBit cards were scrounged from the vendor's junk-pile. Sucking terrabytes of data from crappy, second qaulity NICs took months. So negligence rather than conspiracy might be the actual reason.

    Xix.

    --
    "Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
  70. Florida by dpilot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Florida pulled a really fast one on the entire nation. While everyone was talking about hanging chads, dimpled chads, and killer-ninja chads, we missed the real point. The chads made a few thousand votes indeterminate.

    But we got so caught up in them that we missed the 10's of thousands of black voters who were erroneously classified as felons and denied their right to vote. It's a simple search on Google to see some things about it, and the classification was done in what appeared to be a deliberately incompetent manner.

    So maybe the electronic voting machines will be used to throw the election.
    Or maybe the electronic voting machines will be a smokescreen for some other shenanigans.
    Or maybe we're all seeing conspiracies where there are none.

    --
    The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
  71. misquote by GunFodder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I believe they misquoted Thomas J. McIntyre at the top of the article. This should have read:

    "Implementing such a request risks a crash of our Administration that cannot be fixed and could result in a major loss of credibility, which would be devastating to our hopes of being reelected."

    Notice that they will be able to supply this information in December, which is conveniently after November.

    This could work out like Nixon's tapes though; the fact that this information exists and the current administration is withholding it from us could be enough evidence to damn them in the court of public opinion.

  72. NO FUN by quantaman · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean co'mon, it used to be you took at least ten seconds to figgure out exactly how the government was BS'ing you, they're not even trying anymore!!

    --
    I stole this Sig
  73. Funny you should mention that ... by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    From your post ...

    Please equate Ashcroft to being a "Nazi,"

    From the FA ...

    The Center for Public Integrity sought information about lobbying activities available under the U.S. Foreign Agents Registration Act, a 1938 law passed in response to German propaganda before World War II.

    At the time (1938), for those of you too young to know, Germany was run by the Nazis.

    I know there's a conspiracy in there somewhere, but I'd probably have to file a FOI request to find it.

    1. Re:Funny you should mention that ... by demachina · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wonder if Prescott Bush, George W. Bush's grandfather, was registered as a Foreign Agent in 1938. He was the U.S. banker for Fritz Thiessen, one of Germany's wealthiest men and a key money man who helped put Adolph Hitler in power. Fritz wrote a rather dull book about it called, "I Paid Hitler". When Union Banking, of which Prescott was a principal, was seized in 1941 for trading with the enemy, it was something of an embarrassment to the Bush family.

      --
      @de_machina
  74. MOD PARENT UP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and then down. And then up a couple of times, then down one more by a stickler for on-topic posts. Then down to zero by one pissed off moderator using all his points at once. Slowly climb back to +3. Down again. Up again. Down. Up. Down. Finally, when the story is 13 days old and the editors have already posted a couple of duplicates, sneak in and mod it up to +5, Insightful.

    Hey, if they won't give me mod points, I can at least be a Back Seat Moderator!

  75. Next FOI request... by dcavanaugh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The internal memo that describes the "technical problem" that prevents releasing the data.

  76. Coming::Back!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rumor has it executives from Digital::Convergence have been meeting with Bush administration officials. Could a proposal to re-activate the 'Cat' as a mechanism for tracking every taxpayer be in the works? Imagine a government and big business ploy to track every consumer/taxpayer with a barcode on their physical person!

    Certainly barcoding each tax return would be nonunique; with a social security number uniquely identifying a filer. Could a more intrusive human barcode be in the works? In 1999, the USPTO issued a patent for an invisible human barcode. Armed with millions of CueCats, tax men and merchants worldwide could track the movement of money (and people!).

    According to MoveOn.org (and posts on AlGoreDemocrats.org), Michael Moore has been circulating a draft of a script to follow Sicko (currently in the works about the US medical system) called 'Beep This' which exposes the Bush administration's bar code plans with Digital Convergence. Rumor has it part of Microsoft's DoJ settlement with the Clinton Justice Dept. involved Microsoft's endorsement of bar coding plans already under consideration. Of course, Kerry's big business connections (including campaign contributions from major chinese barcode manufacturers) doesn't look good either.

  77. Good for IRS audits by hikerhat · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't show the IRS my records, because they'll vanish if I access them. But trust me, I've paid all my taxes.

  78. Q: Incompetance or Dishonesty? by dbIII · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Yet again we get a claim of incompetance as a counter to implied dishonesty. I suspect both are involved.

    The political excuse of this time appears to be something like "I'm a useless idiot so it isn't my fault - and I didn't know about the money no matter how many people told me". An excuse like that should not be acceptable.

    This current excuse that letting people look at things will let all the smoke out of the magic box is just childish.

    have been trying to hide the fact that the database has been GONE for weeks
    In the city where I live a state government department (not in USA) has a wharehouse full of boxes with dates marked on them, and no other form of identification. These boxes have been building up for decades, and all of the paperwork is effectively inaccessable.

    The paperwork involving lobbying is undoubtably a different story - we got to see the Nixon-Saharto connection (Indonesion president - big donation one day proir to the invasion of Timor) when the paperwork was released recently, but the information would have been a tightly gaurded secret back in 1975 since it could have brought down the government sooner.

  79. Think I heard about that by smchris · · Score: 2, Funny

    Must have a hair trigger on that database. I hear that can blow enough sectors out of a cylinder to take down a domain at full gallop.

  80. Re:Never could avoid a good flame war.. by Lewis+Daggart · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wow, that's creative. I've personally never heard of people refer to a human as "departed" except in death Hence the problem with applying modern day euphimisms with a 6,000 year old lawbook.

  81. Re:Liberal censorship by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hard to say, over-rated IS an abused mod, I've seen it. Pretty shure I got hit once or twice myself.
    The problem isn't really whether he is over/underrated (currently 1,insightfull). It's the fact that under/over-rated don't get meta-modded.
    If a moderator honestly thinks a post deserves to be modded down, (s)he should have the guts to subject himself to meta-mod. Also over/under-rated should be fixed. There are, rare, valid reasons to use them, but with the no-metamod glitch they get abuse as political tools rather than honest moderating.

    Mycroft

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  82. Look at the bright side by Anonynus+Covvard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now there's an established precedent for other large databases to be non-discloseable, i.e.
    "No, Mr. Ashcroft, I can't give you {my list of '2600' subscribers} / {my ISP customers' DHCP logs} / {my library-card-holders' book-borrowing history}
    because it would crash my database." ;-)

    As for the responder who said od Ashcroft, "but I've had it with this guy": how can anything like this really surprise you by now? It's an anti-populace [sic] mentality that starts at the top and pervades throughout this President's administration. To paraphrase , "It's turd-els, all the way down." They no longer have even the decency to feign shame or embarassment at the lameness and transparency of their evasions. ("We don't need no stinkin' justifications!")

    Another responder said, "the FOIA requestor isn't entitled to request the entire DB backup".
    Errmmm, why not? How is that different from having the right to request all the separate entries individually? It's a DB of FOREIGN LOBBYISTS, for pete's sake -- what could be in it that we shouldn't be allowed to see?

    A suggestion for the original FOIA requestors: change the form of your request. IANAL, but I know of nothing in the FOI Act which bars requests for info which didn't exist until the day *after* the request is made. "OK, Mr Ashcroft, let's do this instead. Surely your people must be using this DB for something, right? OK, my request is, for the next week, whenever your people update or access the DB, I'd like a hard-copy. A screen-print will be fine, thank you. I'll even loan you a camera to capture the screen image. And btw, I'll be back each week with an identical request, until your DB is 'stable'."

  83. Re:Don't read it by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not Howard Dean; read John Dean's book. Former counsel to Richard Nixon. The book is Worse than Watergate.

  84. Re:Modding review by libcoder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You accuse liberals of not arguing, yet you site not a single fact. And you don't even come close to the topic. The topic was the DoJ not releasing information. The conversation turned to Bush because so far he has fought the FOIA many times to hide things from us, the reasons are up to you. What you said is unnecessary, and close to libel. Hence I think it was fair that you recieved that rating. (btw. party affiliation, and "sexual skeletons" do not go hand in hand)

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  85. Data available via ANALOG? by rm3friskerFTN · · Score: 4, Informative
    From the AP article in question one finds a DOJ link that was most interesting:
    Foreign Agents Registration Unit (FARA) Counterespionage Section [these are the people who evidently maintain the database in question]

    The Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA) Unit administers the FARA and maintains a public office to make all registration materials available to the public. In addition, it administers and/or provides advice for certain other statutes related to either matters requiring registration with or notification to the Attorney General.

    Public information (ANALOG only cause they use Sperry-Univacs rather than FAA vacuum tube computers - feel safer?) relating to the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA) can be obtained in person at the FARA Registration Unit Public Office located at:

    Department of Justice Registration Unit 1400 New York Avenue, N.W. 1st Floor - Public Office Suite 100 Washington, D.C. 20005

    Researching Hours: 11 AM - 3 PM Mon. - Fri.
    Filing Hours: 8:30 AM - 5 PM Mon. - Fri.

    Having worked at NASA JPL many years ago, I sympathize with the task of trying to move data between Sperry-Univac 1100 written tapes, onto a PR1ME 850 and thence to a NEC 8088-ish PC (ms-dos 3?) with a 5-in floppy AFTER failing with the OCR equipment
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  86. awww, come on, you've seen it in the movies by dekeji · · Score: 2, Funny

    The hero or villain (as the case may be) pulls too much data out of the computer system too fast and soon sparks fly and the whole thing goes up in smoke. This kind of "system overload" is going to be a real problem with computers 10-20 years down the line, as Hollywood has shown us. The computers at the DOJ are just a little ahead of their time.

  87. ashamed by humankind · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm utterly ashamed that I am from a country that would so blatantly lie to their people like this. It's totally insulting to the intelligence of anyone who's evolved beyond a single-celled creature. Then again, this is a sad, poigniant testimonial to how ignorant and apathetic Americans have become. It's really a shame that people aren't outraged that their government would act so despicable.

  88. Re:Never could avoid a good flame war.. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 3, Funny

    The soul gets installed after it's downloaded but before it's executed. If it comes as source code, it must also be compiled, usually with a "make" script (R-rated).

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  89. What would SSN flat sound like? Maybe SSM#? by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 2, Funny

    A flat SSN does not make sounds. In the way of becoming flat though because of the pressure exerted by water at these depths, a submarine makes sounds.

    I guess like a coke can, just lasting longer.

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  90. Re:WOW by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wrong. Even if you think both Bush and Kerry are gutter trash and the Dems and Republicans are useless, if you endorse a more liberal party (the Green Party, say), it is to your interest to see the Demms win. The Demms leech votes away from the other, more liberal parties because their margins of winning are slim, and folks would rather see a Democrat in office than a Republican. The only way that more liberal parties will *get* votes is for the Demms to get a significant majority, and then for those voters to slip away to the more liberal parties. These votes are *not* going to go directly from Republican to Green.

    If Demms get twice the number of votes that the Republicans do, then it's likely that Green or others might get a significant number of votes. Anyone who chooses to keep the Demms from winning by a significant margin is simply postponing the day that other parties can become serious contenders.

    Splitting voters is one of the most effective ways to gain a majority. What you are doing is one of the most useful tactics that a Republican would want to take to ensure that Bush wins the election.

  91. With apologies to Futurama ... by RPoet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Said Ashcroft, "I don't pretend to understand Ashcroft's Law, I merely enforce it."

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  92. Re:Liberal censorship by greenrd · · Score: 2, Informative
    Since plagiarising that Spidey 2 review you've lost all credibility in my book.

  93. Nitpicking by MoebiusStreet · · Score: 2, Informative
    He refused to open gun records of suspected terrorists for fear of pissing off his buddies in the NRA.

    In this action, he was following the law. Releasing the data would be in violation of the legislation that created the NICS system.

  94. Crash of What System? by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have a hard time imagining some database queries consistently causing a computer system to crash while other queries do not.

    What sounds much more likely is that the concern is not about computer systems crashing, but that other non-computer "systems" might "crash" as a consequence of disclosure.

    For example, a system in which foreign influence is peddled to affect U. S. government policy.

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  95. the problem isn't that Ashcroft believes.... by rbird76 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it's that he thinks everyone else should have to, as well.

    Religious beliefs are a part of what makes someone who they are. The problem with Ashcroft is that he has decided that people sould believe what he wants, and that others should be shown the errors of their ways. While cloaking the statue of Justice at the DOJ (an eerily symbolic act), he has been extraordinarily resistant to furnishing information to the public (a precondition for democracy) while being selective with his targets in the "war on terror": porn is a good target, while people who send anthrax are not, a position seemingly inconsistent with a stance taken for "public security". His "phantoms of lost liberty" comment was priceless, too - while Ashcroft claims to preserve freedom, he attempts to censure its exercise as being un-American.

    Ashcroft acts as a man who believes his power does not come from people, but in spite of them; such people are dangerous, regardless of their religious beliefs. The country exists to respect the rights of its people, one of the most fundamental of which is religious freedom. His actions are in opposition to the freedoms that allow people such as he to believe what they do and to exist as believing people.

    In addition, Ashcroft acts inconsistently with what he claims to believe. If God had wanted to force people to believe in Him, He could have - after all He makes the rules. God wanted people to choose freely to follow Him - a message repeated over and over in the Bible. Forcing people to believe and behave how Ashcroft believes they should contradicts this - it ultimately reinstates the falsity of the Pharisees who Jesus criticized so long ago, and might not even work anyway (because forcing actions disconnects souls from acts, and thus means that people won't know where they stand with God anyway).

    So, his religious beliefs are not a problem in themselves - his insistence and his willingness to suborn democracy to make his beliefs real are.