Posted by
CowboyNeal
on from the catching-up dept.
An anonymous reader writes "Reuters is running a story that Apple has delayed the release of the new iMac until September and has stopped taking orders for the current models."
For what? An iMac? You're Slashdot: the technological elite. Pity those who have mere iMacs! I myself have a Cray from the 1990s I bought from eBay (sure, it's about as slow as my Pocket PC, but it was featured in Jurassic Park!)
they should call it a jMac
by
Anonymous Coward
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then users will need to upgrade to a jPod and perhaps a jPaq for compatability - a great marketing scheme
Think different
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Anonymous Coward
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Maybe they decided that the current Design Style was just... shite! Back to large beige boxes that we can stack CDs on and arrange all your happy meal toys over!
Hovering displays
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nacturation
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In the education market, Apple has historically emphasized its iBook notebook PC and the eMac desktop machine rather than the iMac computer, which has a circular base and a flat-panel screen that hovers above it.
Last I checked, the iMac's flat panel was attached via a swing-arm to the circular base. Where can I find one with no arm where the LCD magically hovers above? Perhaps this is the new model in fall? The hoverMac?
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Re:Hovering displays
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ozbird
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Nah, the HooverMac sucks.
Obligatory Prediction
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be951
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Surely these delays are a death knell for Apple. It is only a matter of time before they go under. 2005 will be the year that Apple dies. If not then, definitely by 2027 (or very soon after that!).
Re:Apple faggots
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Anonymous Coward
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trolling is for fags and losers
That explains why you are doing it...
A sunflower inspired Jonathan Ive's iMac 2 design:
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michaeldot
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...which may explain why Jon was last seen wandering around Steve Jobs' vegetable patch muttering "I know we've got to ship, but all I can come up with is these damn broccoli sticks."
Re:Macintosh needs to go back to the future.
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period3
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Apple currrently sells Emacs for $799. That's pretty cheap
Must...save...money.
then users will need to upgrade to a jPod and perhaps a jPaq for compatability - a great marketing scheme
Maybe they decided that the current Design Style was just... shite! Back to large beige boxes that we can stack CDs on and arrange all your happy meal toys over!
In the education market, Apple has historically emphasized its iBook notebook PC and the eMac desktop machine rather than the iMac computer, which has a circular base and a flat-panel screen that hovers above it.
Last I checked, the iMac's flat panel was attached via a swing-arm to the circular base. Where can I find one with no arm where the LCD magically hovers above? Perhaps this is the new model in fall? The hoverMac?
Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.
Surely these delays are a death knell for Apple. It is only a matter of time before they go under. 2005 will be the year that Apple dies. If not then, definitely by 2027 (or very soon after that!).
...which may explain why Jon was last seen wandering around Steve Jobs' vegetable patch muttering "I know we've got to ship, but all I can come up with is these damn broccoli sticks."
Apple currrently sells Emacs for $799. That's pretty cheap
Good deal, but you can get it much cheaper
here.