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Eye Transplant Enables Blind Boy to See

Chris Gondek points to this story carried by the Sydney Morning Herald, excerpting: "A one-year-old Pakistani boy saw the world for the first time yesterday through an eye donated by an Indian. Mohammed Ahmed gained partial vision after a difficult operation at the Agarwal Eye Institute in the southern city of Madras. Doctors said Ahmed, who was born blind, would get near-normal sight by the time he heads back to Karachi next week."

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  1. Re:One year old? by MikeDX · · Score: 4, Funny

    They went to punch him in the face and when he flinched, they screamed "SUCCESS!"

  2. http://www.quotedb.com/quotes/1908 by Qrlx · · Score: 4, Funny


    "An eye for an eye, and soon the whole world is blind." -- Gandhi

    Oh, wait.

  3. Re:Errr... by 6079_Smith · · Score: 5, Funny

    And no, I'm not new to /.

    A slow learner then, maybe?

    Just kidding... :-)

  4. Anyone spare an eye for a computer nerd? by nmoog · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the last 8 years of being a programmer my eye sight has gone from perfect to shithouse. I actually read this slashdot article title and it gave me hope - once my eyeballs fall out, I can just get new ones!

    Though from the first few comments here looks like I shouldnt hold my breath. Better keep waiting for the video camera borg-eyes.

    1. Re:Anyone spare an eye for a computer nerd? by nmoog · · Score: 2, Funny

      My doctor says that my 30% eye quality reduction is directly linked to my 300% pr0n viewing increase.

      I dont believe that medical mumbo-jumbo.

  5. Brings new meaning... by laserbeak · · Score: 4, Funny

    So there is an Eye in team afterall. :)

  6. Re:Careful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    What do you think are the chances of ever seeing a complete eye transplant ? In 10 years ? 50 ? 100 ? Or maybe never at all ?

    But I saw them do it in Minority Report, so it must already be possible!

  7. OMFG it's like "body parts" meets "the eye" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    After the eye transplant, the pakistani boy began to see the world... AS AN INDIAN WOULD. When he looked at the Kashmir territory, he saw Indian territory. The horror! With time the Indian cornea began to take over his entire body, and he began speaking in 18 different languages.

    THIS FILM APPROVED BY THE PAKISTANI FILM COMMISSION

  8. Star Trek: TNG by ari_j · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if he'd get it if we sent him letters reading:

    Dear Geordi,

    Congratulations on your eyesight.

    More power to the engines,
    Captain Your Name Here

  9. Re:Careful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would that make part of the boy an infidel?

  10. Re:Careful... by Saven+Marek · · Score: 1, Funny

    I find this a wonderful use of technology where once a child would be born blind and never know the light of day or the site of a loved one never see the sky or joy of reading or seeing happiness in other peoples faces

    Thanks to these indian doctor's now he can see porn instead!

    All Anime Galleries

  11. there goes biometric identification by RMH101 · · Score: 3, Funny

    move along now

  12. But by m1chael · · Score: 1, Funny

    does he like what he sees?

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  13. Re:One year old? by p4ul13 · · Score: 4, Funny
    They went to punch him in the face and when he flinched, they screamed "SUCCESS!".

    Afterwards, the doctors gave him two punches to the arm for "flinching like a wussy". Doctors can be so childish sometimes.

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  14. Re:True...Need more Funding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    The key words to search for to find out about immortality is transhumanism, posthumanism.
    Better yet, nutter and megalomaniac.
  15. Re:True...Need more Funding. by H09N0X10U5 · · Score: 1, Funny
    produce a race of brainless humanoids, physically flawless but with no minds, to bypass this awkward technicality...
    Already underway, it started in 1776. Well, apart from the "physically flawless" bit.
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  16. Re:Somewhat of a personal experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    > "Holy shit, son. I JUST saw DEPTH! I can't f*ckin' believe it. I saw in three dimensions!!!!"

    I trust you did the right thing... and took him to a strip club immediately thereafter? :)

  17. Heh by spaztik1 · · Score: 0, Funny

    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'trying to see the world through someone else's eyes.'