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Large User Groups Cause Spontaneous Greying
tiny69 writes "According to Microsoft, a Person's hair turns grey if there are more than 500 users in a User Group. Supposedly, the grey hair does not affect the functionality of the User Group. Microsoft claims to have a solution to fix the problem. How many people do you know that have hair that has turned grey? This web site has a large collection of links to humorous Microsoft Knowledge Base articles."
1) Install SuSE.
2) Plug in speakers, turn on. *Critical Step*
3) Increase volume until we can't hear you whine.
No, really - sound in KDE has always 'just worked'. To be fair, artsd dosen't (seems to be better these days) always play nice with the G-apps, but hey.
I think I need a new sig here.
Then what's the point of using a calculator in the first place?
Little. There's very little.
They had the opportunity to ship Windows with a convenient little applet, maybe modelled on a Casio FX-991 or similar - at the very least, give it a scrolling multiline output!
Instead, the Square Root function disappears in scientific mode (real issue, annoying, forces you to enter the square root a longer way, but not a big problem to anyone who actually uses the scientific functions).
But the real problem: how do you do arc-trig functions? They *must* be there, because there's absolutely no point in having trig functions without arc-trig, and they're kinda basic features in any calculator calling itself "scientific".
No hyperbolic trig functions, either.
This is what you get when you let a bunch of arts degrees from the marketing department design grown-up adult tools.
Fire and Meat. Yummy.
These jokes are LAME. You people are fucking freaks.