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Large User Groups Cause Spontaneous Greying

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the not-so-far-fetched dept.

tiny69 writes "According to Microsoft, a Person's hair turns grey if there are more than 500 users in a User Group. Supposedly, the grey hair does not affect the functionality of the User Group. Microsoft claims to have a solution to fix the problem. How many people do you know that have hair that has turned grey? This web site has a large collection of links to humorous Microsoft Knowledge Base articles."

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  1. Cue the posters of... by ResidntGeek · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Why are they spending their time on this instead of fixing security holes???" Though in this case, I'd have to agree with them.

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  2. Re:...and the obligatory Windows bashing. by dark404 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I for one do not expect "Joe Sixpack" to go poking about the regestry to fix a 500+ USERS IN A USER GROUP icon problem. In fact, if I catch him doing so he'll have a taste of my cattle prod bofh style.

  3. posters of... by loid_void · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Why are we spending time on this, when we could...

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  4. If you need any more proof... by Fiz+Ocelot · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If you need any more proof of incompetence in Redmond, behold: Calculator Does Not Reliably Subtract Two Numbers in Windows