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Large User Groups Cause Spontaneous Greying

tiny69 writes "According to Microsoft, a Person's hair turns grey if there are more than 500 users in a User Group. Supposedly, the grey hair does not affect the functionality of the User Group. Microsoft claims to have a solution to fix the problem. How many people do you know that have hair that has turned grey? This web site has a large collection of links to humorous Microsoft Knowledge Base articles."

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  1. Re:Cue the posters of... by WesG · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I know this is flamebait, but check out http://local.google.com

    I dare ya! :)

  2. I posted this earlier today by numbski · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I don't think anyone saw it, and it's offtopic as all get out, but it bugs me. I need to hear from other users:

    http://http//www.ebay.com

    That's a typo I made earlier today. It's not a trick link. View the source if you want. It redirects to microsoft. Seems incredibly slimy and underhanded too. Just curious if anyone else was aware of this. It's not IE specific. It happened to me in Firebird on a Mac.

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  3. Steve Baller? by twitter · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    He had a screaming fit when found out all his Developers, Developers, Developers belonged to LUGs. Yes.

    Then there was that Munich thing.

    What's left on that head is grey, for sure.

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  4. OT: Virus - Backdoor.coreflood by LqqkOut · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Anyone else getting "backdoor.coreflood" virus notifications when visiting the site mentioned in the article?

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  5. That must be why we aren't shipping windows 98 yet by StormyWeather · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    http://alt.venus.co.uk/weed/humour/gates30.htm