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Green Energy From Manhattan's East River

circletimessquare writes "New York City's waterways are geographically unique in that they force tides from Long Island Sound down the East River in one of the most concentrated, powerful flows on the East Coast. If all goes as planned, a company called Verdant Power will build a $20 million, 10 megawatt underwater turbine field there by late 2005. The turbines spin slowly enough so that they pose no threat to wildlife (har har), are placed in spots where they do not interfere with commercial shipping, and are deep enough to not interfere with recreational boating. About the only drawback to the scheme are the supply shortage periods when the tides are slack. The New York Times has the scoop."

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  1. Very impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe one day they'll be able to get clean water from it too.

  2. What was it? by BCW2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've seen a lot of green stuff in that river, but I didn't think it was energy.

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    1. Re:What was it? by evil-osm · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've seen a lot of green stuff in that river, but I didn't think it was energy.

      Thats because you came during the day, stop by at night, the green stuff will be glowing then.

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  3. I don't know about 'green' by E_elven · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's more of a brownish-octarine-indescribable colour. Wonder if smell could generate energy..

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    1. Re:I don't know about 'green' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Smell easilly can generate electricity.

      Just tie a few runners to some treadmills on generators and keep em near the river. One whiff and that will generate huge amounts of power as they desparately try to run away!

  4. Green Energy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    True green energy comes from Kryptonite.

  5. Materials by napa1m · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder what they're planning on building these out of. I live a few hundred yards away from the east river in brooklyn and everything in the water for more than a day has the odd tendency to melt... or mutate.

  6. fusion by clem · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, isn't Doc Ock's ball'o'fusion at the bottom of the river now?

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  7. wild life friendly turbine? by spacerodent · · Score: 4, Funny

    Giant spinning fan blades don't really care how fast they're spinning when they hit soft squishy meat.

    1. Re:wild life friendly turbine? by i+love+pineapples · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is there even any wildlife capable of living in the East River??

    2. Re:wild life friendly turbine? by bman08 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Anything living in there SHOULD be killed before it rises up to feast on the flesh of men!

  8. East River by No+Tears+In+The+End · · Score: 3, Funny

    At least the power coming from it will be environmentally friendly, even if the water isn't.

    NTITE

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  9. Somewhere in Pakistan.. by k98sven · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...somebody is very pissed off at having to pay shipping costs for a 10-ton hydroelectric turbine he never ordered.

  10. Other benefits by beforewisdom · · Score: 2, Funny

    It can act as a means of disposal for the mob.

  11. Re:10MW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    ...that come out to be $26 millions.

    That's a lot of pizza


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  12. Re:10MW by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 4, Funny

    What I'd like to know is how many Libraries Of Congress 10MW will light up.

    wbs.

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  13. Attack of the nit-picker by mforbes · · Score: 2, Funny

    At low tide, the sea truly is miles away from the shore.

    And how, pray tell, is this feat accomplished?

    Actually this reminds me of one of the stupid practical jokes the more experienced hands would pull on the 'boots' (newcomers, green-behind-the-ears, etc) when I was in the Coast Guard. They were so used to finding various lines (ropes) for different things-- anchor lines, mooring lines, whatever, that when told to go find a shore line, they'd start looking for rope. The laughter would always come after they'd come to you asking where to find it. Just like that left-handed monkey wrench, or the smoke shifter.

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  14. Re:Green Indeed by Alsee · · Score: 1, Funny

    IANANT,BIASTGMOLAARR (Not a nuclear technician, but I am studying to get my operator's license at a research reactor.)

    Ah! Thanx! Every time I see BIASTGMOLAARR I've been going nuts trying to figure it out!

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  15. Questions, questions by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think that the real question is: Won't all the dead bodies jam the turbines?

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  16. Re:Green Indeed by eyeye · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow israel managed to do something legally? Probably just a co-incidence.

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  17. What about the bodies? by llZENll · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes this is all great but will it grind up all those dead bodies floating in the east river so we don't have to look at them?