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Rare East German Arcade Game Unearthed

Lancey writes "While hunting for work stuff I found this press release about an old Soviet games machine, apparently there are only three surviving units from a production of 1500 - most of them were destroyed after the Berlin wall came down. Thought you might find it interesting..." There are screenshots and photos in this BBC story.

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  1. Well by arieswind · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ill take pong over "crap booth" any day

  2. Imagine.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    A Beowulf-ski cluster of these

    1. Re:Imagine.. by Vaginal+Discharge · · Score: 3, Funny

      Umm... there's only 3 in existence. So a beowulf cluster of these will probably have the computing power of my TI graphing calculator.

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  3. Here we go... by suso · · Score: 3, Funny

    In soviet russia, the dots eat you.

  4. Re:literal translations rule by DjMd · · Score: 4, Funny

    So...In Soviet Russia polyplay plays you???

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  5. BBC blows up by lacrymology.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find it strange that the BBC would decide to host this article on one of the game machines in questions. Tis a pity.
    -m

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  6. How are East German women like arcade games? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    They both sometimes have joysticks. They both take lots of quarters to play.

  7. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  8. They had another game, too. by Myrmi · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Berlin wall was the largest official game of Breakout to have ever existed. They won.

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    1. Re:They had another game, too. by Rhinobird · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess that makes the new wall in Isreael level 2?

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  9. Re:U of Bath is in the UK by gatekeep · · Score: 4, Funny

    But please don't take that to mean that bathing is optional in the US. It's your civic duty to practice good hygeine.

  10. Hmmm what's the communist scoring system like? by Libertarian_Geek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your score is averaged with everyone else's scores? There are no high scores, only the people's score. For snitching on your neighbor's capitalistic views, you get an extra Blue ghost dot though.

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  11. (Sorry, karma be damned) by jcostantino · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the former East Germany... games pl^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H you play games!

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  12. East German fun by BinBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Proving once again if there's one thing you can say about East Germans it's that they really knew how to have fun.

  13. More Missing Titles: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bratwurst-Time (The burgertime counterpart)
    Soulkrauten (soulblade...but everyone looks like Sigfreid)
    Aryan 51 (a shoot-em-up game)
    Operation Wulf (a Taito port)
    Building Castle Wolfenstein (Tetris clone)

    And the yet-to-be-released:
    Kaiser Gassem Forever (hey, it's about as bad as Nukem)

  14. Re:U of Bath is in the UK by gwernol · · Score: 5, Funny

    For those like me who are geographically challenged, Bath is in the United Kingdom, a couple of hours west of London.

    Ah, but the museum is at the Swindon campus of the University of Bath. Swindon is between Bath and London, about 1.5 hours west of the capital. The glorious Eddie Izzard once described Swindon as being like Fresno without the charm. Which is about right.

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  15. Pac Man was a capitalist by MooseByte · · Score: 4, Funny

    " So Pac Man was a communist?"

    Not a chance. Else Pac Man would have stood waiting in line for hours to get one dot, and all the bonus items would been deemed decadent Western evils. Unless you entered the secret "Member of the Politburo" code, in which case see below.

    No, Pac Man was purely a consumerism capitalist, endlessly gobbling up things, the faster the better in order to gobble still MORE things, all while dodging the tax collectors to the best of his ability.

  16. Re:literal translations rule by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh poo, you ruined all the fun...

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  17. Poly play explained by Gallowsgod · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the article: "The Poly Play videogame was Eastern Bloc's answer to the capitalist's Pac Man"

    In short, the object of the game is for the ghosts to crush the despotic tyrant McPacMan. After voting two of the ghosts as their representatives in the socialist ghosts party these two ghosts share all the dots between them leaving one dot for the other two ghosts to share. The number of votes each ghost gets is based on the number of dots in their region of the screen.

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  18. I knew it! by sulli · · Score: 3, Funny

    The original champions of DDR!

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  19. Re:literal translations rule by Srsen · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder what you have to do to win at Crap Booth...

    It's a First Person Shitter.

  20. Re:literal translations rule by xenocide2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can only guess that the oft repeated phrase "come out or I'll shit" was a rare source of humor for Germans during the final days surrounding the European theater.

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  21. Re:It is. by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

    So would "Scheiss Schiess" be a crap shoot?

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  22. Re:literal translations rule by Rich0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess that is the problem with central planning...

    Ok, the latest extimate is that we have x people.

    Figure we can let them go to the bathroom y times per day.

    When they go we'll let them use z squares of TP.

    As a result, annual production of TP shall henceforth be set at x*y*z*365 squares of TP. Success to our five year plan!

    Remember - your TP belongs to the people. If you use z+1 squares you're stealing from the old lady down the street...

  23. Re:Of course, in the Soviet Pac Man game... by BinBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The pac man collects all the dots while the 4 ghosts wander aimlessly, pretending to work. Then when the board is cleared, they take pac man's dots and divide them equally... except for the highest ranking ghost who gets a larger share because he is more equal than the others.

  24. Re:It is. by filth+grinder · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I before E, except after C or when sounding like A as in neighbor or weigh."

    The full version of the saying is:
    "I before E, except after C or when sounding like A as in neighbor and wiegh, or on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!"

    From the mighty Brian Reagan, who is probably being chased by a flock of moosen through woodenses.

  25. Re:It is. by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    sounding like A as in neighbor and wiegh

    Don't you mean 'weigh'? :-)

  26. You forgot... by ktakki · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dance Dance Revolution of the Proletariat.

    k.

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  27. Re:It is. by sparcnut · · Score: 3, Funny

    For some strange reason that conjures up visions of Internet Explorer... "I before E, except after so many exceptions"... You may be onto something there. Are you implying people use Internet Explorer before they encounter too many unhandled exceptions, then switch?

    On a more serious note, the version I learned was something along the lines of "I before E, except after C, and weird is weird".

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