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Bobby Fischer Found
paulydavis writes "Former world chess champion Bobby Fischer, wanted since 1992 for playing a tournament in Yugoslavia despite U.N. sanctions, was detained in Japan for an apparent passport violation and will be deported to the United States."
> Fischer, indicted by a grand jury in 1992, managed to elude authorities and left a tantalizing trail that included radio broadcasts from the Philippines and sightings in Japan.
So Fischer played a 12 year game of chess against the feds and lost, eh? That's the problem when you run from the law... you can't 'mate 'em, but they can 'mate you in 12.
The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
They finally caught that villain! Justice is served!
Checkmate, bitch!
Until Slashdot fixes the funny modifier, use insightful or interesting. The poster knows your intentions.
Perhaps they should start an oil-for-chess program.
A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
Maybe for that brief moment in time (1972). It's certainly not considered that now (or in 2001).
Oh, just give that Jeopardy guy a chance. By the time he tops $10 million, the country will be teeming with Brainiac wannabes...
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deported to the United States - that's new!!
Sound like a guy that could be posting on slashdot, if he only was into computers :-).
Save your wrists today - switch to Dvorak
He announced that he had abandoned chess in 1996 and launched a new version, "Fischerandom," ... Fischer claimed it would bring the fun back into the game and rid it of cheats.
I think Valve should hire this guy to patch up Counter-Strike.
Now that Martha Stewart and Bobby Fischer have both been aprehended, I feel much more secure.
Hey, what's with this 'Yugoslavia' place? It doesn't seem to be on my map... :)
The cast begs to differ.
Yes, but nobody realized it was him, he was going under the pseudonym of a guy named "Al". He kept telling people to call him that.
...we can't find those damn WMD's?
What are you talking about? we certainly are a country of intellectuals now. we don't let jingoism and "big lie" techniques distract us from the important issues of the day, we have a thoughtful, well-reasoning president who knows being intelligent means you have to adapt to the situation, even change your views, and not stubbornly believe something despite all facts saying otherwise, we are reading books other than the bible, we believe in evolution and not creationism, and we understand that upper class tax cuts may provide a temporary "high" but will only lead to misery later on.
Oh wait that was just in my dreams
Japan. Oriental setting
and the city dont know what the city is getting...
The creme de la creme of the chess world
and a show with everthing but Bin Laden.
Time flies! Doesn't seem a minute
since Yugoslavia had the chess boys in it
All change dont you know that when you
play at this level its no ordinary venue?
In New York or Afganistan or Iraq... or this place!
One night in Tokyo and all jews are bastards...
Not much between self hate and insanity
You'll find a spook in every karaoke bar
and if your lucky you've still got your qeeen
I can feel deportation creeping up on me.
(ok, so the execution was weak, but you get the idea)
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If bad people become chess masters, the terrorists win!
For those that would die defending it, Freedom
has a sweet taste that the protected will never know.
liberal unamerican terrorist bastard
no god is good
OMG, governments can multitask?! I was hoping the IRS was going to be too busy running IED patrols in Iraq to demand I pay my taxes next year!
Hokey statistics and ancient misconceptions are no match for a good thought in your head, kid!
He's probably going to jail, right? Just think of his roomate...
"Hey, buddy, wanna play chess?"
"No, Bobby, we've played chess 12 times since breakfast."
I'd probably kill a man to learn chess from Bobby Fischer in jail.
Fischer claimed it would bring the fun back into the game and rid it of cheats.
I hate those wankers with aimbots and wallhacking, chess is supposed to be a gentleman's sport for Pete's sake!
I expect "Searching for Bobby Fischer II: Bobby Fischer strikes back" and "Searching for Bobby Fischer III: Return of Bobby Fischer" to follow - it makes sense here too, since II would be about his comments and random antagonization, and III would continue from today.
Unless they'd rename the first one to #4, then continue with 5 and 6, and have the first three be about his childhood....
The possibilities are endless!!!
AccountKiller
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We've been hunting a guy around the world for 12 years because he played a chess match in a country we didn't like at the time?
So that's why the FBI didn't notice what Al Queda was up to, too busy hunting for an insane chess genius!Huh? you obviousally never played a round of Australian Rules Football.
That is the most civilized and intelectual game ever invented.
Most of the players can identify almost all human internal organs and bones just by looking at them lying there on the playing field.
Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
And the hot-swapping of players while play is in motion adds a whole other dimension to the game
.....you refer to a "line change" as "hot swapping". I'll have to remember that one! ;-)
Cheers,
Vic
There is no hard evidence of this... it's all circumstantial, but the truth will be known is a few hundred years. AIDS was engineered by SA and the US to kill blacks. Look at the continent today. It was a success.
Man, I feel so damn betrayed.
All that time, they told me we were working on a secret project to kill the fags.
Lying bastards.
Nicholas Cage. "Searching for Bobby Fischer II: Real stories of the Airport Security Patrol" will also feature Sandra Bullock as the American expat stuck in a crummy data entry job for the Japanese government.
You certainly live up to your name.
Whoa whoa whoa, why does he have to be my neighbor? Since when did Montana become the little "out of the way" place to store your undesireables? First you send us Californians and movie stars, and now you're sending hate filled nutcases. That's on top of the wack-jobs we already have here. Damnit! Montana is NOT the Australia of the U.S.!
I say we give Bobby a quiet little spot right next door to you.
Screw jail time, let's trot that little paranoid pony to Madison Square Gardens and sit him down with Gary Kasparov (that is, if the the venue could possibly hold their egos).
Quick, somebody start a petition! I'll stand here and criticize from afar!
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it. - Dorothy Parker
The guy making $250K can save $25K a year effortlessly, with zero impact on his family's standard of living.
Says you. Just last week I had to take a commercial flight to my villa in the Bahamas instead of my private jet, because gas prices were just too high and I'm trying to save 10% of my income. Let me tell you, these hard times are affecting everyone.
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Fischer referred to George W. Bush during one of his radio interviews as "borderline retarded."
If you knew anything about Fischer you'd realize that he'd probably call you borderline retarded too.
Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
I don't know any really stupid chess players.
You've never played me.
No. They keep it in a big vault and Bill dives into it every afternoon, emulating his childhood hero Scrooge McDuck....
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As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.
Yeah, I know what you mean. It's not like the guy had a movie named after him or anything.
It's just that Chess Players Liberation Front might be plotting to take out the Statue of Liberty.
It could happen. .
She looks sort of like a big chess piece, right. . ?
-FL
"You have been lied to since birth. The thing they are terrified you might learn is that it is possible for everybody to be happy and well provided for without misery, fear or ignorance."
There are better things to do with booze and hookers than burn them ...
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I have no idea when it's on in the Boston market
Jeopardy is on at the same time, even if you are in a restaurant.
Man, I'm really sorry, I just couldn't help myself...
Yeah, that whole family is bad news. Didn't he have a sister named Amy that just got out of jail or something?
...now that Osama bin Fischer has been caught.
"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
Incidentally, in the wake of this story I noticed that he's been promoting something called "Fischerandom Chess" in which the first row pieces are places semi-randomly
Yes, I play this way. I put all my pawns on their row in random order.
bp
sounds like a democrat.
Why, yes, I AM a Pagan Libertarian.
Carter lied in italics.
"The sanctions were imposed on Yugoslavia for provoking warfare in neighboring Bosnia-Herzegovina."
I hope one day, US journalists will learn geography...
FYI, Bosnia-Herzegovina is a part of former Yugoslavia. Not a neighboor.