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System Downtime, Maintenance

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the brace-yourself-for-fun-and-excitement dept.

We're taking the system down tonight for a some system updates. We expect to go down around 9 (eastern) and hope to be back up by midnight. This is a pretty substantial upgrade, but the changes are almost entirely 'Under the Hood' type fixes: architecture stuff that shouldn't really impact much end user functionality. When the dust settles we expect there to be a few bugs cropping up, so please click that 'Bugs' link on the left hand menu and submit reports so we can squash them quickly. And sorry about the inconvenience. We know it will be hard to live without us for a few hours, but I figure some quality time with your friends and family might just be long overdue! (Also, for the curious, a brief summary of what the change is actually all about follows) Ok, so when I wrote the original code for Slashdot, I had these "Sections" and these "Topics". You're familiar with both I'm sure... the "Sections" are like "Apple" and "BSD". They have unique color schemes, and their own homepages. The "Topics" are specific areas of subject matter... you know them because they each have a colorful little icon associated with them... like for example the rockin 'Slashdot' logo that is attached to this story.

When I originally "designed" (I use the term loosely since evolved is more accurate) the system, "Sections" were meant to be for "Data Types"... for example "Book Reviews". A book review is fundamentally different than a Slashdot "Article" because it has extra fields like the ISBN code. At the same time I essentially coded "Skins" because each "Data Type" needed custom look & feel type stuff so that the story could actually display the unique data fields.

So when we created YRO and the BSD section and later on the Apple section, I just reused the skinning part of "Sections".. it was the easiest way to do it, but it created problems later: under the old design a story could only have one "Section"... some sections defined "Data Type" and others defined "Subject Matter" (like Apple or BSD)... thats why bsd.slashdot.org can never include a book review, and apple.slashdot.org can't include an 'Ask Slashdot'. This confounded users of our search page to no ends, to say nothing of frustrating editors who couldn't include topical stories within their appropriate section.

Undoubtedly we'll see some bugs to pop up... so please be patient and submit bug reports. We'll be wacking bugs for a few days... there's always a few of them that don't pop up until you put them in front of the half a million users on the real hardware. Thanks for understanding!

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  1. At least... by example42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least it's night time (here) so I can go outside to play. The evil burning brightness is gone for 8 hours.

  2. Re:9 eastern? by oudzeeman · · Score: 5, Funny

    slashdot isn't that crucial to your Friday night, is it?

  3. NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    uh oh, no /. for 3 hours! I might have to actually interact with people in meatspace! say it ain't so!!!

  4. Downtime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You forgot to add, "Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of computer monitor radiation have left
    your genitals withered and useless."

  5. Be sure to do a backup by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just kidding.

  6. Bad timing by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    We expect to go down around 9 (eastern) and hope to be back up by midnight.

    Oh that's just great. Now what the hell am I supposed to do with myself on a Friday night? Go downtown and watch all the cool people on their dates?

    Couldn't you guys have scheduled this downtime for sometime during my work hours so I could actually get something done at the office for a change?

    GMD

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  7. Real Life Test by Duct+Tape+Pro · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is really a test to see if real life's servers can handle all the slashdot users trying to interact with it at once.

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  8. So, what are the changes? by Star_Gazer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Taco, all you do is describe what the current design (step of evolution) is, but what are the changes?. Obviously, you will have removed those restrictions, but you don't say so. :)

  9. How about upgrading to valid html? by kevin_conaway · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And re-doing the layout in proper css?

    1. Re:How about upgrading to valid html? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's already been done, but no one wants to actually update Slashcode.

  10. Re:9 eastern? by maxbang · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you kidding? This is worse than having all six suns setting for the first time in thousands of years. I have no choice but to watch Stargate: Atlantis and finish the other half of this pizza feast. Fatter, yes. Completely insane, also yes. Plans for Friday night, of course not.

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  11. LP? by zoloto · · Score: 5, Funny

    Last Post?!?

  12. Re:9 eastern? by Squareball · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if the subscribers get the downtime before the rest of us?

  13. Re:oh no... by FyRE666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm a geek! What am I to do until Slashdot returns?
    Set up a mirror? ;-)

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  14. Re:9 eastern? by Pharmboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, I almost forgot, while slashdot is down, you should check out this homestarrunner "system is down" message.

    Trust me.

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  15. Exactly. by cgenman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I agree. Anytime *I* have to take anything out of production for our 1500-odd users at the company I work at, they require *AT LEAST* 12 hours notice, if not more. Usually, we give 24.

    Do you have any idea how much of a disruption to the workflow at my company Slashdot going down is? If we don't keep the engineers distracted, they'll start interacting with the customers! The customers will be speaking to someone who knows something. Then the customer will know something. Then our business is ruined.

    Thanks Slashdot. Thanks a lot. I hope you like your prescious backend update. In Japan.

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  16. It will be interesting to see what happens by SteamyMobile · · Score: 5, Funny
    Slashdot switching from mod_perl to a JSP/Servlet backend is going to be a very interesting change. It will finally put an end to all this "Java is not scalable enough" and "Java is slow" type of talk we see here.

    If it doesn't work, then I'm guessing that Slashdot will move to the ultimate in stable, secure and scalable web architectures: ASP.net.

  17. Re:never thought i'd get to say it... by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't get too excited, this story will have a dupe by Sunday. ;)

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  18. Time::timelocal() says... by gkwok · · Score: 5, Funny

    The downtime will be between 1090026000 and 1090036800.

  19. Re:oh no... by PiGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, you guys should do this more often. During the time Slashdot was down, I found a girlfriend, got a secure, high-paying job, learned to ski, and seamlessly integrated KDE and GNOME into the Next Big Thing(tm).

  20. Re:Edit? by mooingyak · · Score: 5, Funny

    You'd also need something in place to check if a post you're replying to has been edited since you clicked on the 'Reply' button (or the 'moderate' button) so that you don't get this sequence:

    Poster: "I like dogs!"

    Another poster clicks reply, and starts to type.

    OP clicks edit, and changes to: "I like sex with dogs!"

    The 2nd poster now clicks on submit with "It's good to find someone with the same interests as me."

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