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More on Toronto's Linux-only Computer Store

bluethundr writes "The Register today is running a story about what we first thought (but thought incorrectly as it turns out) to be the world's first Linux-only computer store. Who knew that they were also running a Linux-powered car wash in the back? Heh."

145 comments

  1. Dare it be possible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had several seizures during the slashdot blackout.... I actually went outside....there was all of this green stuff on the ground, first I thought they were sprites, but they were to photorealistic....It was scary......I am NEVER going back to that tepid land again!

    1. Re:Dare it be possible... by djcapelis · · Score: 4, Funny

      Reminds me of the time I looked at the moon and was surprised at how unpixelated the edges were.

      --
      I touch computers in naughty places
    2. Re:Dare it be possible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      .... I actually went outside....

      Hmm..?
      Oh, where the pizza man comes from? Yeah I've seen that too.

    3. Re:Dare it be possible... by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, it's been like that for a long time. Aren't you familiar with Quincunx and 4XAA settings on your video drivers?

    4. Re:Dare it be possible... by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      But they're just not worth the loss in FPS!

    5. Re:Dare it be possible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well hey, it could have been worse. I mean, what if google were down?

    6. Re:Dare it be possible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, this happened to me once too. I walked outside and I thought, "the resolution of that tree is insane!" - it was a very nice tree though :). Needless to say, when non-geek friends here about this they tend to think I am very very weird.

    7. Re:Dare it be possible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah; I saw that too. It was so unrealistic.

    8. Re:Dare it be possible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are a real geek, how fast do you really move?

      ping

    9. Re:Dare it be possible... by Epistax · · Score: 3, Funny

      There's one thing in reality that I find very unrealistic, and I don't like it when I see it in games either. If you walk by something like a white picket fence and the fence branches off at a 90 degree angle perpendicular to the direction you are walking, then if you look through the fence at the other fence you'll get this sickly effect: Every few steps the fence will appear to be a solid wall in places as the holes in the front fence will match the fence in the second. For a moment you'll see something that looks like a glitch
      This works with most kinds of fences. When you're head is in exactly the right place the fences overlap in the precise way to maximize obstruction. To the eye it looks just like a fence pixelating. It's especially bad when you're just the right distance from the fence such that the area when this happens is a couple inches. This makes it to bobbing your head back and forth will completely remove the effect, and completely introduce it-- looking completely like a glitch.

      I'm not alone, right? :-P

    10. Re:Dare it be possible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a truly "Linux Only" computer store in Omaha Nebraska! Yes "OMAHA NEBRASAKA", called "REBOOT THE USER". www.reboottheuser.com.

    11. Re:Dare it be possible... by ndavidg · · Score: 2, Funny

      And while you were bobbing your head back and forth and looking to the right like if you were one of Jerry's kids, the girl of your dreams just passed you on the left wearing a skimpy tank-top and short shorts.

    12. Re:Dare it be possible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're wondering why the police grabbed you soon after that, my grandmother thought you were some kind of peeping tom... ;)

  2. Free carwash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't they have to give everyone free car washes under the terms of GPL?

    1. Re:Free carwash? by psyco484 · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, I think they only need to hand a sponge and a bucket of soapy water to anyone who asks for it.

    2. Re:Free carwash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Furthermore, shouldn't it be GNU/Carwash?

    3. Re:Free carwash? by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, but they have to give you the blueprints to the carwash so you can go home and build your own carwash and tweak it so it's optimized for your car.

      Of course, building your own carwash is a lot of work, and a lot of homeowner's associations seem to have a problem with people putting up noisy carwashes in the back yard for some reason, so most people just go to RedHat Car Wash because it's a lot easier.

      Before long, SCO will claim all car washes use their intellectual property and will start suing all the big oil companies for infringing on their patents with all the car washes they have at their gas stations.

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    4. Re:Free carwash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do I still have to pay them?

    5. Re:Free carwash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people are such idiots! Eh, now back to sponge and bucket...

    6. Re:Free carwash? by Biogenesis · · Score: 1

      No, but they must provide very detailed instructions on how they do it so you can perform it yourself and improve on it.

    7. Re:Free carwash? by Joe+Enduser · · Score: 3, Funny
      ...and then tell them to Wash The Fucking Car

      :p

    8. Re:Free carwash? by lavaface · · Score: 4, Insightful
      No, I think they only need to hand a sponge and a bucket of soapy water to anyone who asks for it.

      This is funny, but I think it really should have been modded Insightful.

      Just a thought . . .

    9. Re:Free carwash? by No+Tears+In+The+End · · Score: 1

      Unless I'm mistaken they have to tell you where natural sponges grow, how to make soap and how much of it to add to a bucket of water.

      NTITE

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      -You can cry, but you'll still die. There'll be no tears in the end.
    10. Re:Free carwash? by fordboy0 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      No, I think they only need to hand a sponge and a bucket of soapy water to anyone who asks for it.

      This is funny, but I think it really should have been modded Insightful.

      Actually, we need a new mod: Brilliant.

      -FB

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    11. Re:Free carwash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think they only need to hand a sponge and a bucket of soapy water to anyone who asks for it.

      That's it! We'll make money off of the support!

    12. Re:Free carwash? by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      No, they just have to release the source code. H20 is the source code for water. Go compile your own.

    13. Re:Free carwash? by violajack · · Score: 1

      I was thinking along the lines of a "dead on" option for your post. The original post is most definitely brilliant. Sometimes I wish I could just mod someone as "right".

  3. Rotating penguin by MoOsEb0y · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ohhhh, I so wanted to see pictures of the rotating penguin. Also, the idea of selling a hard drive with linux preinstalled is really cool. I like it. They should have one of these in my town! Especially if they had random linux gear ala thinkgeek. Oooh, and a wifi-enabled cafe-type-place.... mmmmmmmm. (Hey.. they have a linux-run carwash already)

    1. Re:Rotating penguin by 0racle · · Score: 1

      pictures of the rotating penguin

      Thats sick man.

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      "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
    2. Re:Rotating penguin by TheLink · · Score: 1

      It's called a spit.

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    3. Re:Rotating penguin by kasperd · · Score: 1

      Also, the idea of selling a hard drive with linux preinstalled is really cool.

      It is not a new idea. I read about Linux On A Disk back in 1999. But the site looks dead. Does LOAD still exist?

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
  4. its quites sad.. by dncsky1530 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the sign for the car and van wash is more than twice the size of the sign for the linux computer store

    1. Re:its quites sad.. by i88i · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows what a carwash is, not too many people know what a "Linux" is, or what a fat penguin has got to do with anything.
      This way they get to turn a profit, as well as opening up non-geeks to Linux-Based Operating Systems.

    2. Re:its quites sad.. by arvindn · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's OK. After all, cars and vans are more than twice the size of Linux computers.

    3. Re:its quites sad.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What's a carwash?

    4. Re:its quites sad.. by SkaterGeek · · Score: 0

      Obviously you havn't been in a server room ever... You don't belong here...

  5. perfect, just what I needed by agwis · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't believe how many times I've been getting my car washed and thought "boy, I sure wish I could buy a computer while I wait"!

    If this business model becomes successful, I'm going to start my own. Look for a 'Pats Donuts and Computer Repair Shop' coming soon :P

    -Pat

    1. Re:perfect, just what I needed by slamb · · Score: 3, Funny
      If this business model becomes successful, I'm going to start my own. Look for a 'Pats Donuts and Computer Repair Shop' coming soon :P

      Be sure to use the apostrophe correctly, as in:

      Pats Donut's and Computer Repair Shop
    2. Re:perfect, just what I needed by JPriest · · Score: 1

      Right next door to "Priest's Coffee Shop and Thermonuclear Weapons and Energy Research", I wonder if the domain is taken, I think I'm on to something.

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      Saying Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
    3. Re:perfect, just what I needed by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand his sentence. What we meant was (Pats, Donuts, and Computer) (Repair Shop.) That is, a Repair Shop with pats, donuts, and a computer.

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      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
    4. Re:perfect, just what I needed by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      You may laugh, but years ago an ex-instructor of mine started selling computers from the back of his wife's shop in a major suburban shopping centre.

      What did she sell? Cane furniture and wicker baskets!

      But by the time he retired (or maybe died; I'm not sure) a few years later, his computer shop was the biggest in that part of town...

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      What part of "a well regulated militia" do you not understand?
    5. Re:perfect, just what I needed by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      You seem to misunderstand, the shop belongs to Pat. It offers donuts and computer repair.

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    6. Re:perfect, just what I needed by JPriest · · Score: 1

      You seem to misunderstand humor, something intended to induce laughter or amusement.

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      Saying Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
    7. Re:perfect, just what I needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know humor. Humor is a friend of mind. That, is not humor.

    8. Re:perfect, just what I needed by mistered · · Score: 1
      I thought it meant the shop repaired Pats, donuts and computers. I've been looking all over for a place to get my chocolate glazed fixed up.

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      Enjoy your job, make lots of money, work within the law. Choose any two.
    9. Re:perfect, just what I needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you repair donuts?

    10. Re:perfect, just what I needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In wanamaker, IN, there was a bait and video store, which turned into a bait and pool supplies. And the last time I saw it, I think it may have been bait and tan! or pool supplies and tan? freaking weird, man.

      Donuts and computers actually sounds quite normal in comparison. "Your computer will be ready in a minute, would you like a bear claw? coffee?"

      Your distro of choice and a few dozen crickets, coming soon.

    11. Re:perfect, just what I needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap! greatest idea ever...Linux and tan! That way no one will ever know you're a geek. Well, the milk skin won't be the first clue, anyway.

  6. Some thoughts..... by thewldisntenuff · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wonder why the cost is higher....Can't be too hard to load up Linspire. Even states in TFA that it loads in only 10 mins. If anything, the costs should slightly lower (although TFA does not take into account for rebates, discounts, etc, so we can't be sure, eh?)

    The store remains focused on the Linspire (formerly Lindows) OS and office suite, says Silverman, with no immediate plans to start selling other distros from the store.
    For the regular user, Linspire is the most simple to work with," says Silverman. "It installs in less than ten minutes."

    I've been to their site before...They state on both Canadian and American sites the following -

    "Do you prefer a different Linux distro? We can accommodate most requests."

    Which does seem contradictory to TFA...Linspire seems hokey to me to be the primary distro. One would think that they would use a popular distro (ie-Red Hat, Mandrake, SuSE, etc) While Linspire is easy to use, I threw my younger sister into SuSE and Yast and she had a decent handle on things (Mind you, she's no geek but quite trendy, so a shock indeed :) ) I think they might be better off offering better/more distro options...

    Ditto on the hard disks preloaded with Linspire. A neat idea, although I bet it takes a bit for the distro to auto-detect the hardware, etc. For the non-Linux, this might troublesome.But a good idea nonetheless...Like Knoppix on steriods or something....

    Gotta love the rotating pengiun though....

    -thewldisntenough

    1. Re:Some thoughts..... by spacefrog · · Score: 4, Funny

      I threw my younger sister into SuSE and Yast and she had a decent handle on things (Mind you, she's no geek but quite trendy, so a shock indeed :)

      Sooooooooo......Being slashdot....Tell us more about this Linux-using sister of yours??!?

    2. Re:Some thoughts..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Wonder why the cost is higher....Can't be too hard to load up Linspire. Even states in TFA that it loads in only 10 mins. If anything, the costs should slightly lower (although TFA does not take into account for rebates, discounts, etc, so we can't be sure, eh?)

      I'm no businessman, but I would imagine that the demand for Linux-based PCs is less than that for Windows PCs, or even Macs. So if you can't move huge quantities of stock, simple supply and demand theory tells us that the price will be higher.

      I also think that the major desktop PC companies keep their prices down through very large scale automated processes. If however you assemble boxes largely by hand, this will take longer and cost more in the end. (Not to mention the labour costs involved with assembly.)

      I haven't read all of the article though, the reg seems slashdotted...

    3. Re:Some thoughts..... by tricorn · · Score: 1

      Demand is low, so price is high? How is that "simple supply and demand theory", especially when the supply of Linux is infinite (because of no per-copy license charge, your only expense is labor to install it, which is no different from installing Windows)?

      Adam Smith is so misunderstood.

    4. Re:Some thoughts..... by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      Sub500.com (also known as Sub300.com in the US) has been selling LindowsOS PCs since around the time that the Lindows Mobile PC (laptop) came out. Further, Linspire provides driver, etc. support as part of its $500 per month OEM program. I don't know that Suse, Red Hat, etc. are interested in doing that, as they are more focused on servers (more expensive licenses and easier to sell support). Linspire only sells desktop machines.

    5. Re:Some thoughts..... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      So if you can't move huge quantities of stock, simple supply and demand theory tells us that the price will be higher.
      Interesting. Conventional theory suggests that it's the higher price that causes demand to be lower, not the other way round.

      However there is an explanation for the observed facts: economies of scale.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  7. Linux and Booze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Those MegaTouch games in many bars run Linux. Check out the credits, they thank the Linux community, and say sources available on request. Toggle the power to see lilo on boot.

    http://www.moneymachines.com/touch.html

    1. Re:Linux and Booze by sydsavage · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Those MegaTouch games in many bars run Linux.

      I was quite amazed to learn this fact while sipping suds at my local watering hole. There was a technician working on the machine, and had it open. Seeing the guts, it was pretty obviously just a pc inside. It even had a cd-rom drive, mounted sideways. When he was finished, and started it up, it looked (from across the room) to be Linux starting up.

      I asked the (extremely grumpy) repairman what OS was running on the box, and he grumped, "ly-nucks", with a frown. I asked him how he liked it, and he gave me a thumbs down.

      Then I quipped, "So you're more of a BSD guy, then?" He gave me a long stare, turned his back, and walked out. My drinking buddy thought it was pretty funny.

      Five minutes later, it was into it's endless reboot cycle that he'd been called in to fix. Freakin' genius.

      Seeing linux, as well as the technician's incompetence and rude manner, made me consider applying for a job with the vending company. I may yet, but I doubt my credentials would impress them.

    2. Re:Linux and Booze by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      the older ones run dos.....
      atleast the one in my livingroom does

  8. bye bye karma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So what? I'm sure DOS could run a carwash.

    1. Re:bye bye karma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, but you couldn't fix the bugs yourself after it "tunes" your car's body and "themes" your paint job.

    2. Re:bye bye karma by Zen+Punk · · Score: 0

      What? He said DOS, not Windows.

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      Sleep is futile.
  9. Linux "powered"? by Blaede · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean these people have somehow found a way of not having to use electricity to operate electrical-mechanical devices? Is there some hidden potential energy in a disk of Red Hat? Should AnandTech be doing a review to see which distro has the best energy loss ratio?

    1. Re:Linux "powered"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES, that is exactly what fucking happened. Sheesh. Oh nos! FreeBSD.org says 'powered by freebsd' on it! Alert the coastguard!

    2. Re:Linux "powered"? by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Funny
      Is there some hidden potential energy in a disk of Red Hat? Should AnandTech be doing a review to see which distro has the best energy loss ratio?

      Sure. There's an absolutely incredible amount of potential energy in a Red Hat disc. To harness this energy, you will require:

      one Red Hat CD;
      a large industrial boiler unit;
      one steam turbine;
      a very long pair of tongs;
      one lead apron; and
      one antimatter Red Hat CD.
      All Linux distros seem to store roughly the same amount of energy--probably due to the common kernel code. I have not reviewed BSD products at this point, though I may investigate them after I find my eyebrows.
      --
      ~Idarubicin
  10. What's that supposed to mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the article (last line):

    There's a long way to go yet, though, if it's not to go the way of Georgia and Texas.

    1. Re:What's that supposed to mean? by atam · · Score: 1

      It is referring to the defunct outlets in Georgia and Texas, considered to be the earlier examples of the Linux-only computer shop.

    2. Re:What's that supposed to mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...that failed, because they were unable to make enough cash to stay in business.

      The Atlanta store was in a location clearly aimed at students of Georgia Tech -and basically nobody else.

      If a store wants "the public" to shop there, it needs to be where the public shops, NOT in a rundown industrial neighborhood behind a college, where nobody in their right mind would actually want to shop.

  11. Interesting by Sivar · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ironic that www.sub300.com and www.sub500.com, the Linux desktop resellers associated with this new store, Run Microsoft Windows 2000 webservers.

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    Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. --E. W. Dijkstra
    1. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is actually quite easy to explain. You see, Windows 2003 has product activation, and that make it harder to pirate-err-Switch To Linux.

    2. Re:Interesting by tomblackwell · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not ironic at all. Generally speaking, people who run stores, even computer stores, will lease web hosting from another company. Sometimes it will be Linux-based, sometimes it won't. Even if the store sells Linux computers.

      The people who are running this store probably have other fish to fry (and cars to wash).

    3. Re:Interesting by Sivar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I know that's the normal line, but it seems that a company that is so flagrantly linux-based that they would open a Linux-only computer shop (and a carwash with a Tux logo no less!) would make it a point to eat their own dog food and use a Linux server. It isn't as if it is difficult to find Linux hosting online. Many hosting providers specifically ask what operating system you would like to run, and there are far fewer Windows-only hosts than mixed OS hosts.

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      Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. --E. W. Dijkstra
    4. Re:Interesting by Radar|TGS · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe they feel that while it's fine for the desktop, Linux just isn't ready for production servers?

    5. Re:Interesting by iantri · · Score: 1
      It is odd, though.

      Generally, with Virtual Hosting services, they run on Solaris, BSD or Linux (There are very few on Windows, AFAIK).

      Even if it was a co-lo server/managed hosting, Windows costs more for either solution..

  12. Linux To The Masses by Mercury+Scythe · · Score: 1

    Well at least its another step to get the public more aware or linux. Linux Carwash ay?

  13. first linux shop? by POds · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.everythinglinux.com.au/

    check it out, its great.

    Also, one of my other fav sites

    http://linuxjewellery.com/

    not realted

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    1. Re:first linux shop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      everythinglinux.com.au is hardly what I would call a Linux store. I ordered (some years ago) an ISA modem for my Linux computer and had delivered a WinModem that was incompatible with Linux.

    2. Re:first linux shop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I work for EverythingLinux PTY LTD.

      I did a little database search in our system and we sold the 1456VQH (ISA) a couple years back as our only ISA modem.

      The description for the item said:

      (Not a WinModem)

      Card has Jumpered IRQ's, so you need to use the 'setserial' command to tell Linux what IRQ the card is on.

      This is not to say that we never sold Linux-incompatible hardware. (Thank you for blaming the retailer for lack of drivers for Linux.) On occasion it did happen and caused frustration on our and the customer end.

      Eventually it caused us to change the business strategy and forego any guarantees that items were Linux-compatible.

      We started selling any hardware/software/books, stopped discriminating against Windows users and changed our domain to elx.com.au.

      mk

  14. What is the address???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live pretty close, I have to get my car wash tomorrow.

    Supporting Linux...

  15. Something tells me... by kawauso-kun · · Score: 1

    the carwash receives instructions from the control computer via XML.

    1. Re:Something tells me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I figure thats because its using SOAP?

  16. Wonders by vivekg · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why we don't have BSD only shops? Don't start with BSD is dying

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    1. Re:Wonders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      SLDT02004071000006(*BSD)

      Universal joke ID cataloging system info...

      Currently assigned universal joke IDs are as follows:
      SLDT02004070900001 - "no yuo"
      SLDT02004071000001 - "vlad farted"
      SLDT02004071000002(x) - "YOU FAIL IT (it is x)"
      SLDT02004071000003 - "omg ror"
      SLDT02004071000004(x, y) - "In Soviet Russia, x y YOU!"
      SLDT02004071000005 - "Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these!"
      SLDT02004071000006(x) - "x is dying."
      SLDT02004071000007(x) - "Have you ever seen x? That's the kind of martial arts I practice, and you're about to get one free lesson!"
      SLDT02004071000008(x) - "x. What's it all about? Is it good, or is it whack?"
      SLDT02004071000009[x] - "wtf is this some kinda x talk?"; default x="nigger"
      SLDT02004071300001(x) - "I, for one, welcome our new x overlords."
      SLDT02004071300002(x, y) - "1. x. 2. y. 3. ??? 4. Profit!"
      SLDT02004071300003(x, y) - "All your x are belong to y!"
      SLDT02004071600001(x, y) - "damnit, x, if i find you fucking my y again, i'm gonna remove your dick with a buckshot pattern you sick fuck!

      If you wish to tell these jokes in the future, you can simple refer to it by these UJID numbers and we'll all know what joke you're referring to.

      The number system can be broken down like this:

      AAAABBBBBCCDDEEEEE(x, y, ...)[z, ...]

      Where AAAA is four character string assigned by me to uniquely identify a joke's source. For example "no yuo" was first cataloged into this joke library when it was spotted on slashdot, so its UJID begins with SLDT If you'd like to apply for a unique identifier string for your web site, please contact me.

      BBBBB is a 5 digit value which specifies the year that the joke was originally cataloged. This joke cataloging system is designed to be y10k compatible.

      CC is the 2 digit value which specifies the month that the joke was originally cataloged.

      DD is the 2 digit value which specifies the day that the joke was originally cataloged.

      EEEEE is the 5 digit value which is assigned sequentially per day. So the first funny thing that's said on any given day will be assigned 00001. etc. You may ask why this is only 5 digits. Well, its my theory that human civilization can only produce a certain amount of original comedy per day. I haven't established a precise upper bounds to this value, but all simulations appear to indicate that this value is well below 99999, so 5 digits should suffice.

      (x, y, ...) is a parameter list for variable punch line jokes. For example when someone posts joke "SLDT02004071000002(life)" This should be interpreted as "YOU FAIL IT (it is life)".

      [z, ...] shall specify optional parameters; the default parameter shall be noted in the UJID definition. Example: SLDT02004071000009 with no parameters will resolve to "wtf is this some kinda nigger talk?"

    2. Re:Wonders by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

      SLDT02004071000001

      gerroff my back.

      it wasn't me, there were no witnesses and you can't prove it

      --
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    3. Re:Wonders by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      If you wish to tell these jokes in the future, you can simple refer to it by these UJID numbers and we'll all know what joke you're referring to.
      Can we extend it to cope with /. articles too? For example, the 5th character could be 'A' for articles[1], so
      SLDTA2004071700001 could be anything about wifi zeppelins.
      SLDTA2004071700002(x,y) could be something(x) that's powered by linux (except it's really powered by something else, y). Possible combinations being (motorbike,petrol) and (carwash,electricity).

      [1] sadly, this breaks your y10k compatibility. Quickest fork ever?

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  17. Michael's Portfolio? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who knew that they were also running a Linux-powered car wash in the back?

    Anyone who read about this last time it was on slashdot

    Can it only be a dupe if the "editor" doesn't know its a dupe?

    Does anyone else suspect michael may have some kind of financial interest in this store, because he posted the last story on it (and even included a link to it!) yet this new story includes no new information.

    1. Re:Michael's Portfolio? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think he's just a fucking douchebag.

    2. Re:Michael's Portfolio? by aixou · · Score: 1

      If a dupe gets posted on Slashdot, but no one's there because of a "503 Service Unavailable", does it really exist?

  18. a linux only computer store... by demonhold · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... a store where assistants KNOW what they are talking about, KNOW what they are selling and actually give a shit about getting your computer to work more efficiently and without a glitch....

    Hmmmm sounds like bloody heaven to me....

    --
    ... y Dios vio que Linux era bueno... Genesis 99.666
  19. Linux General Store? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to visit the Linux General Store in
    Atlanta near Georgia Tech. (I think it was
    the first linux store. They were around in
    1998 I think. There were even articles about
    it in 1999. http://linux.omnipotent.net/article)

    Does anyone know why Joe and Mindy closed up
    the shop? If they moved, I want to know
    where so I can drop by and buy a dozen blades
    or so on my next capital purchase. If he
    just got tired of six years of selling linux
    and wanted to spend more time drinking, that's
    cool too.

    1. Re:Linux General Store? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he joined the IBM Linux effort.

  20. World First? by Biogenesis · · Score: 1, Redundant

    They obviously haven't been doing enough research.

  21. I live inToronto by hey · · Score: 1

    And I am definitely going to check out this store.
    Just too bad its isn't on the College St. computer store ghetto.

    1. Re:I live inToronto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should actually submit a short writeup on the actual place. See if it's really just them trying to jump on a bandwagon.

    2. Re:I live inToronto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The funny thing is, I almost live up the street from this place. And when I saw the last article on it the first thing that went through my mind (only after reading the title or the first sentence) was "gee it'd be nice if we had something like this here in Toronto!" .. only to find it was in Toronto (now I was thinking cool!), and then to read that it was almost walking distance from me. Despite all this, I haven't had a chance to visit it yet, but I will check it out soon.

  22. World's first? by rinkjustice · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    With so many idiot business ventures out there (ie: we have several thriving pet grooming outfits in my small home town), why can't there be a Linux-only computer store?

    People invest their life savings in much dumber ideas than that.

    1. Re:World's first? by lavaface · · Score: 1
    2. Re:World's first? by globalar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dogs, as your example includes, are given better care than many children in the world. They appeal to women as well, which make up a significant consumer market.

      Linux however, lacks the obvious charm and commonality of a dog and doesn't necessarily appeal to women. Ironic how a geek and Linux seem perfect for one another.

    3. Re:World's first? by t1m0r4n · · Score: 1

      With so many idiot business ventures out there (ie: we have several thriving pet grooming outfits in my small home town), why can't there be a Linux-only computer store?

      I thought about doing a linux only store in my town. When you start to look at the numbers, you will see why it is a bad idea. Linux has a tiny market share. Current Linux users are do-it-yourself types who won't spend more to buy a pre-loaded computer. Most people who would buy a pre-loaded computer would do it at the suggestion of an existing user. The existing user would most likely be the person to build the computer or would order it online. Hence, I suspect, that in a city of one million people you may get one sale a month. That ain't enough to pay the rent, much less give a ROI.

      Pet spas and such are another matter. Many people have pets. A significant percent spend money on pets - 2004 estimate of $34.3 billion with 2003 coming in at $32.4 billion for an estimated 64 million homes. (On the front page of todays paper :P). Pet places generally don't disciminate based on breed. If one was to open a dog grooming shop that only handled labs, and suggested you only bring in golden labs, they may have a hard timing making a buck despite the popularity of labs. Now if they only handled some obscure dog that only made up one percent of the dog market, and the overwhelming majority of those owners prefered not to use pet services, well, then we would be looking at an equal market.


  23. linux store by chrisranjana.com · · Score: 0

    Good step forward. Good luck to them. Good things only will happen.

    --
    Chris ,
    Php Programmers.
  24. A job half done by Coupons · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...also running a Linux-powered car wash..."

    Fine, but they don't do windows.

    --
    If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? ~ Albert Einstein
  25. Re:Use of 'heh' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    looooooooooool *^_________^*

  26. We're not all Linux freaks... by Kenshin · · Score: 1

    Just thought I'd make the obligatory post to inform that we're not all Linux freaks here in TO.

    I run a WinXP machine, and recommend Mac to most people I know. :p

    --

    Does it make you happy you're so strange?

    1. Re:We're not all Linux freaks... by MadChicken · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That speaks volumes for XP.

      --
      SYS 64738 NO CARRIER
    2. Re:We're not all Linux freaks... by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      it speaks volumes about OSX too - he doesn't run it.

      By the process of elimination, the guy recons linux, a BSD or commercial unix (or something more obscure) is better than XP and OSX

    3. Re:We're not all Linux freaks... by damiam · · Score: 1

      No, by process of logic, if he neither uses nor recommends *nix, he likes it less than XP and OSX. Also, reckon has a k.

      --
      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
  27. microsoft by noerej · · Score: 1

    I can imagine wat it is like if it was a microsoft & carwash instead of linux.

    First there is a big sign outside : Please close all windows before using carrwash.

    - or -

    A customer ask to wash his windows.Service men response: Wich version you have? Windows 98 or XP?

    nahh i don't have a car nor a drivers license...

    1. Re:microsoft by LiMikeTnux · · Score: 1

      "First there is a big sign outside : Please close all windows before using carrwash." Um, dude? Thats just common sense :P

      --
      yap
    2. Re:microsoft by noerej · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah but common sense is often not so common.

  28. Soon to go out of business... by Thaidog · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...beacuse everythings free!


    That would be a damn fun store to shop at... just grab something and run out the door... if caught just tell them it's Linux!

    --

    ||| I still can't believe Parkay's not butter.

  29. Carwash caveats by gad_zuki! · · Score: 5, Funny

    The upside is that its free, but takes 18 hours of tweaking to actually clean your specific model the first time. If you have an import or a rare car, it might not clean it at all.

    There's a slim chance your car wont start after the wash, leaving all your gauges at 16, 16, 16, 16, 16...

    Your "Save the Whales" bumper sticker might be replaced with a "Save the Pengiuns" sticker or a photo of a fat guy in front of a computer will be appended to your original bumper sticker.

    Pasty employees will snort at your aftermarket body effects and graphics, unless they are glowing then they will tell you how 'l33T they are.

    Conversely, the very same pasty employees will give you the weakest high-five you have ever experienced if you have made any modifications to your onboard computer or stereo system.

    After the wash your car will not be able to share a lane with any car registered in Washington state.

    Your mileage will increase but for some inexplicable reason you'll have to learn how to drive stick as your automatic will cease to exist.

  30. MOD PARENT DOWN by MoOsEb0y · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    it's another "hey everyone! I'm looking at gay porno!" site.

  31. What is Linspire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    www.linspire.com seems to imply Linspire is not linux, it's a separate OS. It does not seem to be open source or even "free as in beer". The licensing terms appear to be far worse than bill gates has wet dreams about doing with XP. There is very invasive product activation and you have to keep paying a "mempership fee" or you lose access to all the software you've already bought, unless you paid extra for a lifetime license.

    For access to their forums, you also have to pay a membership fee, and to get access to the real forums you have to pay another $100 "lifetime insider fee" so you can be an insider as long as you're suckered into paying the other membership fees.

    Why would anyone be interested in these terms? Its reality is far worse than the most avid MS basher claims MS is planning.

    1. Re:What is Linspire? by thephotoman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's usually what most of the Linux fans say about Linspire (formerly Lindows). However, it does run on the Linux kernel, so it does qualify as being "Linux". It isn't free (as in beer). That's part of why I'm so hostile to it. That, and it does recommend that you log in as root, which is a disaster waiting to happen.

      --
      Haec merda tauri est. Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.
    2. Re:What is Linspire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, that was quite informative. I've heard of Lindows as a joke of a distro, but I'd never heard of Linspire.

      I guess that begs the question of why slashdot is saying how great it is that there's a store dedicated to Linux when all they sell is Linspire which linux fans don't like :)

    3. Re:What is Linspire? by thephotoman · · Score: 1

      Well, it's really a matter of principle, really. We cheer for any store that doesn't sell Microsoft stuff. That's what it's about.

      --
      Haec merda tauri est. Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.
  32. pet grooming pays by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Whats wrong with pet grooming? Seriously, have you ever owned a dog? They can get pretty filthy quickly and unless you like bathing 30-80lbs animals who don't want to take a bath, well that's you're only route.

    Toss in work, kids, etc and that 30+ bucks to groom your dog doesn't seem like a big deal.

    Simply put, the economics of the situation tend to work out.

    I would be pretty skeptical about investing in Linux retail. What are they making money off of? Pure hardware sales? The margins on hardware aren't too hot. I'm sure labor is pretty good, but the buyers probably already know how to do most things and paying seventy bucks an hour for someone to remount your CD-ROM or whatever is pretty excessive.

    Not to mention he's not only competing with the local electronics stores full of wintel machines, but web-based businesses with much less overhead. (is he selling on the web also?)

    Good luck and all, but there's more money to be made in dog grooming, if you want to be technical about it. At the end of the day the "idiot" business is the one which can't pay the bills.

    This does tug at my nostalgia strings as I remember the local computer stores I dragged my parents to in the late 80s. None of which are still in business. Even then I found that it was cheaper to order stuff through the macwarehouse or the computershopper magazine than the brick and morter stores. I must have been around 10 years old, most adults already know how to scour for deals and its a lot easier with the web.

    I'm assuming he doesnt have that much overhead and the carwash subsidizes the actual store. It looks like he bought a carwash and thought it would be fun to build a Linux store on the property. So that space was already going to waste and the Linux store is really just a hobby business built on top of his real business.

    Another positive aspect is that people can just walk in and play with Linux to see what its like. I'm sure many people are curious, but not curious enough to partition their drive or get a second machine. Kinda how the Apple store is full of people who will never own Apples.

  33. Heh! by Shturmovik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My observatory used to have its site hosted by a slick corporate-image-type company which runs Win2k/Win Server 2003. The downtime was terrible, and the management (all MCSEs, or working their way towards it...) were utterly hopeless.

    So we transferred hosting to a personal friend's two-bit, barely-break-even-if-we're-lucky-but-who-gives-a-s hit, nerdtoy hosting outfit running Debian, and we've never seen an outage since.

    This may sound like just another apocryphal *nix fanboy story, but it's true.

  34. Michael's Agenda. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He always has one. That's what's so funny about his claims to journalistic integrity! What about that article a few months back featuring the object of his desire, Raven Adler? He managed to keep that on the page for two days. There were 27 articles on the page ahead of it before it was finally forced off the bottom! Gotta be some kind of record, surely?! And anybody who rightly questioned some of the fan-boy claims by and about Adler were almost instantly modded down to (Score:-1) hell. He must have sat there for two fucking days with that thread open looking about for smacktalk about his baby! What a CUNT!

  35. They must get this on a daily basis by StoatBringer · · Score: 0

    "Hi, I want refund on this, it won't work under Windows XP."

    --
    Cress, cress, lovely lovely cress
  36. Re:Free Gmail invitation here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must be new here.

    ...in Japan

    /I'm so confused

  37. About that car wash by thephotoman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I seem to recall this article, which mentioned the fact that this was in the back of a car wash. Might just be me.

    But hey, Toronto is lucky. They have a store where they can prevent having to do the maintenence that I'm doing to my dad's computer (installing Firefox, Ad-Aware, and Spybot). Can you believe that he's been running that computer for three years without running Ad-Aware or Spybot? It's just a normal Winblows box, too!

    --
    Haec merda tauri est. Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.
  38. GPLed cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, but if any of the water gets into your car, you will have to GPL your car.

    I hope you have a Jaguar that I can borrow.

  39. Linux Car Wash by ArchAngel21x · · Score: 1

    It probably uses less water to get your car clean than a car wash powered by Windows, and it still gets your car cleaner!

  40. Old Linux store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I remember this small store in Paris 10 years ago.
    It was Linux only, this is where I used to buy all my Linux CDs (bandwidth was so expensive back then).
    Anyway, this store doesn't exist anymore, it lasted few years though.
    It was in the Bastille area, just behind the Opera.

  41. First All Linux store went bankrupt years ago! by hajo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    we had the Linux general store in Atlanta which opened in the late nineties (98-99). It was opened by a great guy; but the only people that visited were the local pierced freaks from GA tech and me. And like me we'd get one Suse (redhat whatever...) CD and put it on a bunch of discarded PCs. Guess what: The store didn't make it!
    In todays environment as a small business I don't think you can compete with $200 PCs at wallmart with Lindows pre-loaded or on the side of the equation with the IBMs of the world.
    The one niche I do see for significant growth in the Linux marketspace is as a consulting firm for small businesses. You do NOT need to spend $30 a square foot on retail space to do that! (Or whatever you pay for retail in Canada; but I can assure you professional looking retail is more expensive than professional looking mixed warehouse/office space.
    And for you entrpeneurs out there: you can start such a business really cheap!

    --
    Hajo Monogamy: Belief so strong that millions of people end perfectly good relationships in order to start a new one.
    1. Re:First All Linux store went bankrupt years ago! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I may be wrong but I think the owner JOE joined the IBM Linux team. I visited the store a number of times to buy NUTS AND VOLTS magazine. I seem to remember that IBM were recruiting "visible" Linux users.

  42. Carwash is Linux-POWERED? by wskellenger · · Score: 1
    I was thinking that there might be some interesting info about the hardware/software used to set up the carwash.

    Did he use RTAI?

    How did he interface with the hardware?

    What language was the software coded in?

    In fact, I see no mention at all about the carwash being Linux powered... Arguably in the title?

    Can anyone point the way to more info about the carwash?

    If he did manage to do this, it would IMO be a better pursuit than the store.

  43. Bangalore already has a Linux store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bangalore has a Linux store (http://www.gtcdrom.com/)running from 1995. You get anything and everything related to Linux. For the past 5 years I have been doing all my Linux buying from there.

  44. Why not Xandros? by haruchai · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If he wanted to give an easy-to-use Linux to clients, can someone explain what are the main advantages of Linspire over Xandros?
    I found Xandros to be quite simple ( although I'm sticking with Mandrake) and Lin[dows|spire] wants your first-born and bank account.

    If Linspire were the only choice for desktop Linux on x86, I'd stick with Windows XP.

    --
    Pain is merely failure leaving the body
  45. First All Linux store went bankrupt years ago!-Big by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well as is pointed out. The space is basically free since otherwise it would go unused. As for a Linux business. I think most geeks are not ambitious enough when it comes to running a business (or have the knowledge). Using the strengths of Linux while minamizing it's disadvantages is were it's at. Your "consulting" idea is one, but it could also be a service contract for home machines, were the remote capabilities come into their own. Same for businesses. Maybe have more "turnkey" solutions that one can come off the street, and purchase (much easier with Linux). I'm trying to get a shop right now, to look more carefully at linux. However they appear to be more interested in being a standard wintel shop with a refurb business contract, even though some of the staff is interested in Linux.

  46. pet grooming pays-Ground floor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Whats wrong with pet grooming? Seriously, have you ever owned a dog? They can get pretty filthy quickly and unless you like bathing 30-80lbs animals who don't want to take a bath, well that's you're only route."

    I keep mine indoors mostly.

    "I would be pretty skeptical about investing in Linux retail. What are they making money off of? Pure hardware sales? The margins on hardware aren't too hot. I'm sure labor is pretty good, but the buyers probably already know how to do most things and paying seventy bucks an hour for someone to remount your CD-ROM or whatever is pretty excessive."

    As long as you're taking business cues from the Wintel market. Linux however opens doors to opportunities to do things that either would be more costly, or impossible for an all Wintel shop.

    "Not to mention he's not only competing with the local electronics stores full of wintel machines, but web-based businesses with much less overhead. (is he selling on the web also?)"

    Yes the article does say he has a web presence.

    "Good luck and all, but there's more money to be made in dog grooming, if you want to be technical about it. At the end of the day the "idiot" business is the one which can't pay the bills."

    There's money to be made were ambition, brains, and not a little bit of fear are willing to take you.

    "I'm assuming he doesnt have that much overhead and the carwash subsidizes the actual store. It looks like he bought a carwash and thought it would be fun to build a Linux store on the property. So that space was already going to waste and the Linux store is really just a hobby business built on top of his real business."

    A lot of businesses start out as hobbies. At least his hobby has the potential to grow into a business that he enjoys.

    "Another positive aspect is that people can just walk in and play with Linux to see what its like. I'm sure many people are curious, but not curious enough to partition their drive or get a second machine. Kinda how the Apple store is full of people who will never own Apples."

    Or buy a HD with Linspire already installed (RTFA). At least the ground floor for trying Linux isn't the penthouse, like Apple.

  47. Halfway through the wash cycle... by enginuitor · · Score: 0

    Segmentation fault (car dumped)
    o__0

  48. Correction by jaoswald · · Score: 1

    SLDT02004071000004(x, y) - "In Soviet Russia, x y YOU!"

    This should, of course, be "In Soviet Russia, y x YOU!"

  49. linux store still in berlin by gonwarna · · Score: 2, Informative

    in june the newthinking store startet in berlin , selling linux-stuff like home entertainment-products running on linux, t-shirts, books, software and several hardware. several events around linux and information society take place in the store rooms.

  50. News from the store by Sub300-Sub500 · · Score: 1

    Hi everyone. Marc From Sub300/Sub500 here. Again I thank the supporters for the support. So far our first couple weeks in business have been quite good. To point out a couple things though: 1) The article was incorrect. We are not concentrating solely on Linspire. We already have several other free distros available, and will start bring in the pay distros soon enough (hopefully by the end of this week). We will also be expanding our hardware and system selection. 2) Although some of the carwash jokes are hilarious (especially about having to close windows), the fact that we are located next to a carwash is really a non-issue. We have been inth computer business for about 15 years, and have been doing online sales for about 2 years. It wasn't a whim to open the store inside the car wash. The two businesses run quite independantly of each other. As entrepreneurs I don't see it as a bad thing to have your finger in many pots. Lastly, 3) Our webhost. We don't host our own site. We pay a company to do so. We have been dealing with them for a long time, and they offer excellent service and truly unbeatable prices. Unfortunately they use IIS and not Linux, but we can't change that. Same as we can't tell the electric company or phone company what software they should use. If we were hosting our own site or selling internet service, I'd be concerned. We also acknowledge that the company in Australia was 1st, so we have removed all reference to that claim from our site. Again I thank you all for your support, and if you have questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact me (through our websites)

  51. sub500.com by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

    Sub500.com already sells CAN$499 and US$299 (through the sub300.com site) computers over the internet. The only news about this is that they decided to open an actual store as well. I suspect that they plan on keeping the internet side as their main source of revenue.

    Also there is no professional here. Their retail space is in the back of a car wash.