Is Math A Sport?
theodp writes "The close of the International Mathematical Olympiad prompts Slate to question if math is a sport, wondering if mathletes might someday compete in the Olympics alongside track stars and basketball players."
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If curling is a sport, anything is possible.
If math is a sport then what isn't a sport.
Bowling.
Math should be a sport as much as 0 equals 1.
I would like to see a mathematical proof written to support the claim.
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If math is a sport then what isn't a sport. Fuck. [emphasis mine]
You said it. That is something that probably won't be in the Olympics for a long while.
In all real sports you can reasonable expect someone to get injured.
If someone isn't going to get hurt.. why bother!
I'd like to see you play defense in bowling. Or golf. I'll bring the camera, you bring the ambulance.
You have to be able to stop someone else from scoring.
Isn't that the definition of masturbation?
"There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter," Jeeves, (Jeeves and the Impending Doom)
Step 1: Assume Math is a sport.
Step 2: If Math is a sport, all Math nerds are athletes.
Step 3: All atheletes are jocks (remember high school?).
Step 4: All jocks beat up math nerds (again, re: high school).
Conclusion: All Math nerds beat up math nerds.
But: I am a math nerd, and have never beaten anyone up (including myself or any another math nerd).
This is a contradiction.
Ergo, Math isn't a sport.
QED
Imagine the RATINGS!
XXX, I'd imagine.
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