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Windows XP SP2 Still Rough Around the Edges

Megor1 writes "According to crn.com when they tried upgrading various computers to Windows XP SP2 RC2 3 out of 5 of the machines failed to come back up, and had to have both SP1 and SP2 removed via various hacks supplied by Microsoft. Sounds like it might take a lot longer for Microsoft to release SP2 if RC2 is any sign of how far they are along."

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  1. So, XP market share could drop 60%? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Neat! This is the best thing to happen to the internet in years.

  2. codename by cyrl · · Score: 5, Funny

    Windows XP SP2... codename Longhorn =)

  3. umm.... by liloconf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually the computers not turning back on is one of the new security features....

  4. Play the odds! by gringo_john · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hey, the article doesn't mention that 2 out of 5 machines do survive the SP2 patch.

    That's 40% and pretty decent for M$.

  5. Was it really the service pack? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't see how they could know it was the service pack that caused the machine to fail. I just did a random test here in my office. I shut down everyone's computer, and 3 out of 5 failed to come back up again. This is normal operation, not something new introduced by the service pack.

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  6. Well, there are other ways of looking at this... by jd · · Score: 5, Funny
    • You can't crack a machine that won't boot
    • Programs can't BSOD on you
    • You'll never need to worry about spyware again
    • The screen isn't cluttered with icons
    • There's no risk to data, if the power fails
    • It keeps the writers of SP3 employed


    Besides, Microsoft's profits are up. Why should they care about the give-away freebies, if they can make more people buy stuff from them anyway?

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  7. Re:Microsoft magic numbers by selderrr · · Score: 4, Funny

    the biggest problem is that thay fail allready at step 1 : they really don't know what customers want. If they did, horrors such as clippy would never have existed.

  8. Re:Microsoft magic numbers by DA-MAN · · Score: 4, Funny

    Essentially, version 1.0 is a best guess at what the customer wants. Version 2.0 is started even before the customer sees the 1.0 version. Finally, customer feedback is incorporated into the 3.0 version and things might actually start getting useful.

    Damn, they're at over 2003 tries and still can't build a server not owned by a script kiddie worm overnight. . .

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  9. Obligatory MS bash by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 5, Funny

    >3 out of 5 of the machines failed to come back up, and had to have both SP1 and SP2 removed via various hacks supplied by Microsoft.

    Sounds like this puppy's ready to go gold.
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  10. Re:Serivce Pack 2 by DA-MAN · · Score: 4, Funny

    Valuable is the man who shits ram . . .

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  11. Microsoft is competitive not innovative by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Micrsoft sees the worm attacks taking down systems and decided to do something about it, and thus XP SP2 was born.

    Worms took down 60% of the systems they got installed on, and now too, so does XP SP2.

    Protect yourself from the next round of worms due out in a few weeks, and install XP SP2 to take down your system before a Worm does. If your system is offline, it cannot be infected by a worm, you are protected 100%!

    Microsoft also competes with spyware/adware companies by making XP SP2 hard to uninstall as well without some clever hacks, or the uninstall program from the creator of the software.

    "We're just looking out for your best interests." an anonymous Microsoft employee is quoted as saying.

    "Warning, slippery when sarcastic!"

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  12. Re:One more for the anecdotes.. by JVert · · Score: 4, Funny

    I installed SP2 RC2 and my wife left me.

    Fucking softare...

  13. Re:Amazing by brain159 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, only integer men use linux.

    Real men probably use BSD.

    (Please, don't ask me what Complex men might use - I've not thought this through well enough to cope with that).