Batman Begins Trailer Online

meltoast writes "The trailer for the Batman Begins is available on the Warner Brothers website. Also check out the pictures of the new Batmobile on the same site. All I can say is holy big tires, Batman!" The Batmobile design is reminiscent of the one from Dark Knight Returns, but I think I prefer it over the one Adam West used to cruise around in.

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[DesiGuy421]

too lazy to read article. If George Clooney is batman, god help us all.

Re:The sidekick finally gets a sex change! hehehhe

[aka-ed]

That's not a "mallrats" line, it's an old third-grade joke (like much of Kevin Smith's repertoire).

My dream of Batman will only come about if Sam Raimi grows weary of Spiderman, and Bruce Campbell sheds a couple of decades. Not likely, I guess.

Re:Actually...

[rho]

Jesus, neither you nor the grandparent have ever seen so much as an erect nipple that wasn't first penciled in, have you?

The only more embarrassingly geeky than knowing the pseudo-science rationale for a panoply of "alternate" Earths to account for a superhero per-capita ratio that equals that of "reality" TV fans is to be impressed that somebody knows this irrelevant trival bullshit.

(If you were being sarcastic, you're still a shit because sarcasm is the demesne of the Comic Book Guy, who is also a shit.)

Re:Actually...

[rho]

Way to go--not only are you a goddamn nerd, you can't count, either. My guess is you've used the brain-pan space that normally handles math to store the secret identities of Bizarro Earth's heros.

Let's do remedial math for Captain Nerd here: I was replying to a poster, which makes your post the grandparent. One, two, three. Got it, Brainiac? Damn, bet you wished you'd used the "Preview" now, don't you?

(See, I remember quite a lot from the 1980s, but it mostly concerns reading, writing and simple math. Gosh, how devestated I am that I haven't memorized the Marvel Comics timeline instead!)

Here's a life-changing clue. I offer it free of charge, no need to thank me, I'm the soul of generosity. Being a sci-fi/comic/anime fanatic does not make you special. It means you have poor prioritization skills, but in our wealthy Western culture you can perhaps be forgiven for that. Do not confuse knowing trivialities with being smart, as I goddamn know that you do. Appropriating "nerd" and "geek" to mean "smart" seems to be a hazing ritual here on Slashdot, required before you can get your membership card and your Perl decoder ring, but it's nothing more than self-delusion. You weren't ostracized in high school because you were smart. You were ostracized because you were tiresome, annoying, and obsessed with fucking comic books. Likely ugly as sin, too, but if homosexuality has taught us nothing else, it has shown that even crater-faces can find a warm place to put it. That's free sexual role modelling so you can take refuge in the weakest of your "points"; I even brought gaydom in, just because I'm nice like that.

I look forward to your post where you cry, "yOu DuNt KnO mE!!!!!!1". In fact, I have a private bet on it.