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How Google Will Have Achieved The Semantic Web

alfaromeo points to a business feature (mysteriously available already) by one Paul Ford called "August 2009: How Google beat Amazon and Ebay to the Semantic Web." So read on for a bit of potential history from five years in the future.

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  1. Google 2012: The Singularity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    How Google become self-aware and took over the world.

    1. Re:Google 2012: The Singularity by nz_mincemeat · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would put $5 with Google in a Google vs Skynet bout.

  2. I can see many uses for this semweb stuff by CrackedButter · · Score: 5, Funny


    So, you're a small African republic in the midst of a revolution with a megalomaniac leader, an expatriate Russian scientist in your employ, and 6 billion in heroin profits in your bank account, and you need to buy some weapons-grade plutonium.

    Who does it for you?
    Google Personal Agent
    Now there's innovation and balls in one sentence! I take it the War on terror is won in 2009 or these sorts of semweb transaction become the norm. How *could* Amazon and Ebay compete when it comes to selling nuclear weapons?

  3. Who wrote the article? by CrackedButter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hari Seldon?

  4. Finance Transfer Protocol? by Scythr0x0rs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finance Transfer Protocol?

    They need to think about this more.
    'FTP me $25'
    Then you find a 15mb top resolution scan of a couple of green bills in your /pub folder.

  5. Re:Heh by phats+garage · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd have to say "Microsoft Bob" peaked pretty early.

  6. woah by underpar · · Score: 3, Funny

    so like.. we're looking at the past and future. That's far out, dude.

  7. Re:Heh by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Funny

    Careful, they might implement their XML with just one tag, called 'data', and just stick their regular old Word documents into that as an encoded binary.

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  8. Re:Semantic Web by morcheeba · · Score: 4, Funny

    An attempt to apply the Dewey Decimal system to an orgy.

    I just filed my orgy under 126 -- see it is useful!!