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  1. no fear slashdot! on Cross-Platform Java Sandbox Exploit · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You may soon be receiving a Java virus via your web browser.

    Symptoms:

    1) system loads increase by 3x magnitude
    2) system starts to work slowly
    3) the JVM has now loaded
    4) the virus starts to install... ...
    you can use the 15 minutes it takes java to load a virus (or anything) to close your web browser at this point.
    5) If you are not able to stop the virus, look out for strange windows with dodgy toolkits. Yes, Java AWT, this means you.

  2. now what? on Beat Spam Using Hashcash · · Score: 3, Funny

    You make me pay precious CPU time to e-mail my mother-in-law? you insensitive clods!

  3. yikes! on Segway's Robotic Mobility Platform · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one welcome our Segway powered over^H^H^H^H... oh, found the on/off switch!

  4. No, on AMD's Personal Internet Communicator · · Score: 5, Funny

    The question is, will it run emm... FreeBSD?
    It'll run FreeBSD. The question is,
    will it run windows?

  5. IN SOVIET.... on Probe Crash Due to Misdesigned Deceleration Sensor · · Score: 1, Troll

    IN SOVIET SPACE PROGRAM
    Trained monkey deploy the parachute.

  6. insane? on Digital Music Eyewear From Oakley · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Supported OS

    Windows XP, 2000, ME or 98SE (98SE requires additional driver);
    Mac OS 9.2.2, OS X 10.1.5, OS X 10.2 or OS X 10.3

    Am I the only one that finds this insanely awesome?

    I see no BSD on the list, and seeing as this is slashdot, so most likely, yes.

  7. example hardware levels: on "Levels" of Computers the Future? · · Score: 3, Funny

    level 1 - gets you to the moon level 2 - gets you back level 42 - runs BSD level 65 - runs windows level 66 - runs windows, but crashes are faster level 468 - runs doom 3 with full shadowing (black and white) level 469 - runs doom 3 with full shadowing (color)

  8. There's not enough hamsters in the world to... on Hamster-Powered Night Light · · Score: 5, Funny

    power your website while it's being slashdotted.

  9. they do own my thoughts... on Does Your Employer Own Your Thoughts? · · Score: 1

    they do own my thoughts... but they can't keep them.

    storing porn on the company fileservers is not permitted.

  10. wait a minute... on P2P Bibliographies with Bibster · · Score: 4, Funny

    this is news for nerds guys...
    the CVS server will slow down before the website.

  11. Finance Transfer Protocol? on How Google Will Have Achieved The Semantic Web · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finance Transfer Protocol?

    They need to think about this more.
    'FTP me $25'
    Then you find a 15mb top resolution scan of a couple of green bills in your /pub folder.

  12. here's what happened on Database Glitch Grounds American/US Airways · · Score: 3, Funny

    "It looks like you are flying an aeroplane, Would you like help?" YES!

  13. Re:helpful on Network Attacks Via DNS · · Score: 1

    if you are an Anonymous Coward, why did you put your name at the end of your message?

  14. all lies: not indestructable... on Memory Card Torture Tests · · Score: 5, Funny

    To destroy your flash card:

    Install a small httpd server on flash card and get it \.ed.
    For an extra five (5) points, install Java (Sun) at the same time.

  15. helpful on Network Attacks Via DNS · · Score: 5, Funny

    some good people could break into the nameservers of a large ISP such as AOL and send out spoofed NS records for update.windowsupdate.com or whatever it is and deploy linux to all windows users.

    Warning: this update may require a reboot.

  16. Re:secure? on Nation's First City-Wide WiFi Network Completed · · Score: 1

    the subscriptions might be secure, but what stops someone stealing all those roaming microwaves and using them to cook lunch?