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An Insider's View of Software Patents

An anonymous reader writes "Ross Gittins at the Sydney Morning Herald has published an interesting insider view of software patents. This kind of thing is starting to be a hot issue down here with the US-Australia Free Trade deal about to be ratified and bring our intellectual property laws in line with Micros^D^D^D^D^D^D^D America's."

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  1. "Re:Nothing for you to see here." The answer is 42 by Animaether · · Score: 1, Funny

    I got the same message - then wondered if it occurred more often.
    So I turned to google :

    site:slashdot.org "nothing for you to see here"

    There are a total of... 42 ...results.

    The answer to everything, indeed.

  2. Re:One quick way to improve the situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What, may I ask, is an "asshat"? And where can I get one?

  3. Utah, maybe? by theluckyleper · · Score: 2, Funny

    Go to Lindon, Utah, find Darl McBride, and get him to sit on your head. Instant asshat.

    I bet that all you'd have to offer him is some evidence that Linux is infringing on SCO's IP...

    Easy!

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  4. Re:^H^H by Xzzy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hit ctl-s the other day, does it stand for "slow" or something? :( Been waiting 48 hours for a ps -eaf to finish.

  5. Re:One quick way to improve the situation by janbjurstrom · · Score: 5, Funny
    Or, they could make good on their implied threats (Mutual Assured Damage/Destruction).

    I just hope that one of the big'uns start a fight! And we'll get to watch all the Microsofts and the IBMs and the Novells and all the rest of the patent pimps Mutually destroy each other. Oh, man, it would be so great:
    "Feel the pain of our 'one-click-purchase'!!"

    "You call that pain?! Taste our 'listing-photos-BY-DATE'!! *ka-boom*

    "Ouch, DAMN YOU! Attack!! 'hold-down-mouse-button-to-make-something-happen'! !!!!!

    "GAaaaaaaahhh, it burrnnnsss!!"

    "Yes, the smell of burning IP in the morning!! Load another round of 'incentives-to-watch-ads'! Fire!!"

    "AAAAAaaaaaaa...aa.. we can't feel our legal department... it's getting dark ... the stock is dropping ... *NO CARRIER*
    Barring that, your thing might have some merit :)
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  6. Re:Tending the coals by Rheingold · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ooooh... So you are the reason D. C. is at orange now.

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  7. Re:Tending the coals by PepsiProgrammer · · Score: 2, Funny

    If we start putting sane restrictions on patents.... The terrorists have already won.

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  8. Re:Tending the coals by Methuseus · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'll provide coordinates with one condition:

    You let me help bomb the shit out of the patent office, as well as select other governmental offices (Dept of Homeland Security anyone?)

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  9. Re:^D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sorry, there's a patent on ^H as backspace.

  10. ^D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Erm.. If you're complaining about Micros... shouldn't you be using ^H or esc-6-X ?
    ^D delets in the other direction (depending on your mapping..)

  11. Re:Tending the coals by Fortress · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a fellow Canadian, I would like to point out that the views expressed in the parent post are those of acidrain and do not in any way constitute those of the benevolent, democratic government of Canada or its peaceful people.

    We Canadians love our friendly, heavily-armed neighbors to the south and wish them well in their just war against the evil warfare technique, terrorism. We gape in awed silence at the graceful architecture of your Patent Office and other government buildings, and would try to stop someone who wanted to destroy them from entering through Canada.

    We have no need to see overhead photos of your buildings, and the only thing we use your ever-so-useful GPS system for is for guiding our fishing boats and helping hikers in our vast wilderness, which you are free to visit anytime as long as you don't bring your gun.

    We have oil, but we sell it to you cheaply.

    Regards,

    The Canadian People

  12. Re:You're all blaming the wrong person by killjoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the corporation is the same as a person then doesn't it have second amendment rights? This seems to make sense since it definately has first and fourth amendment rights.

    The reason I am asking is that a corporation is a psychotic entity. Just like a mass murderer it can feel no empathy towards anyone and is unable to control it's compultions. Studies have definitively shown that lack of impulse control and inability to feel empathy towards others is a necassary (though not sufficient) attribute of being a mass murderer.

    Maybe that's too harsh. Maybe the corporation is not like a person at all. Maybe it's more like a dog. A dog is a living being, it certainly has some rights but not the same as humans. There are laws against cruelty to animals and yet it's legal to put down a dog when it becomes harmful to others.

    Corporations should be treated like dogs. The shareholders are the owners and it's up to them to make sure their dog is properly trained, contained and leashed so as not to harm others. Needless to say the shareholders are also responsible for cleaning up after their dog when it shits in the park.

    If a dog becomes violent and hurts people then it should be put down. The corporation should be TAKEN AWAY FROM THE SHAREHOLDERS AND KILLED WITH NO COMPENSATION WHATSOEVER TO THE SHAREHOLDERS. Furthermore the shareholders should be tried for the crimes of their corporations just like dog owners are.

    This would solve the problem once and for all.

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  13. Re:^H^H by kraada · · Score: 2, Funny

    See, he knew ^D is EOF. However, he was trying to exit the Microsoft (or just corporate) controlled America, and can anybody entirely blame him for wanting out of (at least) that part of it?

  14. Re:You're all blaming the wrong person by jellybear · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe corporations need to be programmed to obey Asimov's laws.