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70% Of 2004 Virus Activity Down To One Man

arpy writes "According to a report produced by anti-virus software provider Sophos, 70% of anti-virus activity in the first half of this year can be blamed on Sven Jaschan, an 18-year-old German who wrote the Netsky and Sasser worms. According to the report, "Sasser claimed the top spot of the virus chart, in spite of the raging battle between the widespread Netsky and Bagle worms." The Register has a good summary of the report."

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  1. In the words of "Pace Picante Sauce" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get a rope.... (raspy cowboy gunslingin' voice)

  2. Re:Also... by gildesh · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, 100% of slashdottings were caused by slashdot.

    Where in the world are you getting your math from?

  3. Re:Also... by preposterity · · Score: 5, Funny

    Speaking of dodgy maths, before my School Certificate (an exam all high school students do in year 10 in Australia), we did some sample questions.

    One of the question had a point with multiple lines coming out of it. The question asked you to measure each angle and to write down the sum of the angles. (Hint: 360deg)

    What was the "official" answer according to the answer sheet published by the Board of Studies? They would have accepted angles between 355 and 365 degrees.

  4. Strange coincidence by leathered · · Score: 5, Funny

    70% of virus infections in my neighbourhood are caused by just one woman.

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  5. Re:Kill Him! by KingDaveRa · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure there are plenty of helpdesk personnel, network administrators, and "computer guy" friends who would like to punch that guy in the mouth.

    Not really. He keeps people like me in a job.

  6. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by hummassa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of this was about Bill Gates, the headline would be "99.9% of 2004 virus activity down to one man" :-)

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  7. Re:Kill Him! by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

    That would be painful to watch.

    There's nothing more pathetic than a bunch of nrds trying to throw a punch.

  8. Choice quote by TheFairElf · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The computer worm he created continues to spread despite the fact that their creator has been taken out of the equation."
    duh!

  9. Re: Also... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > an exam all high school students do in year 10 in Australia

    Here in the USA, most of us finish high school within 6 or 7 years.

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