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Windows Accelerators - Do They Really Work?

danila asks: "Today I came across an intriguing review of Windows tweakers on a Russian technology news site. Among the plethora of traditional registry tweakers, the review mentioned Hare 1.5.1. The developers promised nothing less than up to 300% speed increase, 10% FPS increase in 3D games, automatic RAM preservation and even a wizard that automatically cleans and optimizes Windows. It also had AntiCrash 3.6.1 a program to prevent up to 95.8% of Windows crashes. Understandably, I was both intrigued and suspicious since it sounded too good to be true." Has anyone tried this piece of software with any degree of success? How successful are other "windows accelerators" at improving Windows performance? "After a little research I found that download.com didn't have it and there are precious few reviews of this revolutionary software online, but that it was endorsed by McAfee and that developers touted conformance with Microsoft's interface guidelines as an important feature.

Still suspicious, I gathered all my courage and installed both programs (silently preparing for something like Bonsi Buddy or XXX Toolbar) on my Win2k Pro machine (P4 1.6/512Mb). Truth be told, after several minutes I was blown away. Obviously I can't tell how well every promised features works, but disk caching (and pre-fetching) that Hare does is outstanding and display performance improved enough to scare me - windows were opening, minimizing and redrawing without the delay I was accustomed to.

The question is -- is it real or was I fooled by some clever placebo tricks? And if it is real, why isn't the Web full of success stories involving Hare and AntiCrash? Why isn't everyone installing them on every Windows machine in the world? And a rhetorical question -- why doesn't Microsoft incorporate some of the features into its operating systems."

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  1. 7-Max by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    7-Max by the author of 7-Zip works well for memory heavy programs assuming your drivers all support it. It works by using 4mb instead of 4kb pages for memory management.

  2. why doesn't microsoft do this? by insomnyuk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Even if this does work, in a big business, the left hand rarely knows what the right hand is doing. Its amazing what you won't find if you only use MSN search.

    1. Re:why doesn't microsoft do this? by costa9 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is not suprising that microsoft doesn't do this. It is a lot of harder to get software working than work faster than before. For a general purpose OS, M$ has to deal with the problem that how to let the whole big monster (windows) working in all situations, with different hardware configuration, different setup, different purposes of using the computer, etc. It's a little safer to use some less aggressive parameters, in order not to break stuff.

  3. Gravity by Eberlin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nothing accelerates windows like a good ol' fashioned 9.8m/s^2

    1. Re:Gravity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      As we say in parachuting circles; The sky is not the limit, the ground is.

    2. Re:Gravity by DJStealth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unfortunately, that will only accellerate the time it takes for the machine to crash.

    3. Re:Gravity by bugnuts · · Score: 5, Funny

      Depends how high up you drop it from....

      Most Linux systems crash just as fast, and just as often as Windows in this manner.

      You heard it here on /. first, folks!

    4. Re:Gravity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      sure that will stop it from crashing, but instead it will just hang. Not a very useful fix

  4. Apple.com has a great accelerator by yanokwa · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Windows 2K install was pretty slow too, then I grabbed this one program. I think it was called Mac OS X. Ever since then, haven't had any viruses, crashes or slow performance. You should give it a try...

    1. Re:Apple.com has a great accelerator by flewp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My Windows 2K install was pretty slow too, then I grabbed this one program. I think it was called Mac OS X. Ever since then, haven't had any viruses, crashes or slow performance. You should give it a try...

      My Win2K Pro install was pretty fast too. Ever since then I haven't had any viruses, crashes, or slow performance. I've never really found Win2K Pro to be at fault for a program crash. Photoshop, Lightwave, and the games I play are all stable. In fact, Lightwave crashed more on the OSX machines at school than here at home.

      It all boils down to the user(s) of the machine.

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    2. Re:Apple.com has a great accelerator by whitegold · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While I would disagree on principle with anything that says the Mac is any good at all (joking), this does raise some valid points.

      Windows machines DO get slower with time. Proper maintenance, uninstalling spyware, removing unneeded TSR programs, regularly updating windows, etc, can assist in this, it is FAR too difficult for the average user.

      "Stuff that starts when Windows starts" needs to be given a higher priority to the user. Even most experienced users I know aren't aware you can use msconfig to modify or remove all the CRAP that gets installed.

      This important a tool to be hidden like that is ridiculous. Microsoft claims that 80% of their support now is for problems related to spyware. Good. Then make it easier for (L)users to see what their computer is actually DOING and why. Don't call them "processes" and list all the windows processes as well. And put some information with them. Knowing that OSCDX is running means nothing to most people. (I made it up. It IS nothing.) But some sort of connection should be made between a process name, and a descriptive text. "Loader program for Gator advertising software", for example. Have a button to connect to a DB and FIND the file if need be.

      Additionally, we need education. People need to know that the 14 things they have running in their system tray are slowing the computer down. Why can XP tell you that you have icons on your desktop you haven't used, but can't pop up a window as you start saying "I notice you have a large number of programs running from startup. These slow your computer down. Click here to select ones you're not using to remove them."

      Another thing that bothers me about software is inconsistency of installation. For example, if you install 3 games, each of them will decide to be in a different folder. I HATE that. I hate having to remember "is this game by EA? Or Maxis? Or Fox Interactive? Valve? Vivendi?" just to be able to play it. If I install "Doom 3" I want the link to be in "Start - All Programs - Games - Doom3". Games - Half Life 2. Games - Sims 2. Don't make us remember the publishers, you stupid bastards. We don't care. Oh, and you're allowed to install an icon to the desktop, to tempt me to play when I'm supposed to be working. But only ONE. Do not link to your exe, help file, a web link, uninstall file, etc.

      Oh, and the top of the start bar is NOT an acceptable place for software to install to. ICQ I'm looking at you.

  5. Yes, they work. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 5, Funny

    They cost about $200 more than your current processor, and you can buy them from Intel or AMD.

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    1. Re:Yes, they work. by jred · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know *I* get tired of explaining to people that their brand-new, super fast CPUs are so dog slow because they cheaped out and got 128 mb RAM. I wish (in one hand and spit in the other) that Dell, etc. would stop even offering 128mb w/ WinXP.

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  6. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    silently preparing for something like Bonsi Buddy or XXX Toolbar

    And disappointed when that didn't happen. I know. I know. I love Bonzi Buddy too

  7. There is a simple reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    There are two simple reasons why microsoft does not incorporate these techniques into windows.
    1. Windows runs on many different pieces of hardware. Not all hardware supports the options that these accelerators need. Believe it or not, not everyone has an AGP video card.
    2. Linux is not faster as a desktop than windows. As the gnome and kde desktops are the main competition for Microsoft Windows, it does not make sense for microsoft to make windows as fast as it can, because Linux is not currently faster. If Linux does get better, then Microsoft will still have 'gas in the tank' to make windows faster again.
    Just my thoughts
    1. Re:There is a simple reason by jonfelder · · Score: 5, Informative

      I disagree.

      1. What options do the accelerators need? The AGP video drivers should take care of accelerating things that have to do with using the graphics card.

      2. Linux is not the main competition for Microsoft Windows on the desktop. Microsoft's largest competetor for the desktop is it's own older products. There are still many many 95 and 98 installations out there. I think it's very unlikely that linux desktop manager development is driving Windows desktop development. I think it's more the other way around, where Linux desktop developers look and see what works and what doesn't with Windows and implement features accordingly. Microsoft invests a huge amount on GUI research, makes sense for Linux developers to benefit from that instead of reinventing the wheel.

      I think these accelerators are junk most of the time, or they tweak things that make the desktop perhaps more responsive and thus it -seems- faster. You want a faster computing experience? Get new hardware.

    2. Re:There is a simple reason by southpolesammy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Our chief weapon is multiple hardware support...support and faster desktop execution...execution and support. Our two weapons are multiple hardware support and faster desktop execution...and ruthless efficiency. Our *three* weapons are multiple hardware support, faster desktop execution, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to Bill Gates. Our *four*...no....amongst our weaponry...are such elements as multiple hardware support, faster desktop execution...I'll come in again...

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    3. Re:There is a simple reason by cuzality · · Score: 5, Interesting

      there is no way any windows desktop can beat that speed.

      Don't be too sure.

      Lately I've been using LiteStep, a Windows version of the Unix window manager AfterStep, and I have to say I have been very impressed with the overall improvement in performance. I've got an old Celeron 800Mhz notebook with 256MB of RAM that was struggling under standard WinXP Pro, even with all window-dressing (so to speak) turned off (like zooming windows, big desktop background graphics, etc.). This was especially obvious when I would use a removable wireless adapter card -- Firefox was sluggish and even unresponsive at times. (And seriously, this was a completely stripped-down environment -- no extraneous services running or background programs sucking up available resources.)

      But since switching from Explorer to LiteStep as my default shell, just about everything about how Windows works has improved in terms of responsiveness and speed in general. My frustration level has been seriously cut down. And on top of that, my wife now refuses to use the laptop because of the new shell -- what a shame.

      I'd bet a WindowsXP machine using LiteStep as the shell could keep up with just about any stripped down window manager for Linux like Fluxbox.

  8. 300% speed increase -- caution flag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Too good to be true. Sorry, even Linux and BSD won't give you that much improvement over windows. Don't give 'em your credit card number.

    I'd buy your browsing speed will imporove 300% if you remove IE spyware, but a broad 300% speed increase is bogus.

  9. Don't use this ! by Wudbaer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I tried it, too, completely broke my new Dell !

    1. Re:Don't use this ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      When I used it, it broke the bank.

  10. details please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So is someone going to post about their actual experience with one of these products?

    1. Re:details please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So is someone going to post about their actual experience with one of these products?

      No. This is Slashdot. All you're gonna see here is a bunch of repetitive jokes that aren't really that funny even.

    2. Re:details please by Unnngh! · · Score: 5, Funny
      Netcraft confirms: Slashdot is dying.

      In another crippling bombshell to the beleagered /. community, Netcraft showed abysmal uptimes from the /. servers over the last several weeks. Part of the downtime was attributed to lame jokes, which caused the sysadmins to not care whether the site was running or not.

  11. Uh-huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah...by the same people who will enhance your manhood, give you immediate credit even if you're bankrupt and want you to click here to "unsubscribe" from future messages.

    Did you know that gullible is not in the dictionary?

  12. Old software... by Skates1616 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Both of these programs had their last revisions in late 2002, so it remains to be seen how effective they are now, or this is just some marketing BS...

  13. Hare by SynKKnyS · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I tried Hare and it never seemed to make a difference at all. It did have many interesting options, though.

    The only program that ever seemed to speed anything up was O&O Defrag (oo-software.com) who have a background defragger. Leave your computer, and the defrag turns on. When you come back, it is off in anywhere from instantly to a minute. The program also has a nice complete defragger to boot.

  14. I call BS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the hare website:
    Hare will improve performance no matter what software you use, thanks to a revolutionary compact 88-bit Kernel, which accelerates common system instructions

    WTF? This is complete BS.

  15. How to speed up Windows by dicepackage · · Score: 5, Informative

    The easiest way to speed up Windows would be to keep it free of spyware and viruses. Almost every computer I go on is crippled because it is so bogged down with needless crap. I run Windows as my main operating system and all it takes is a little effort to get it running up to spead once it is free of viruses and spyware.

    In Windows XP you can get things running faster by right clicking on my computer going to properties and clicking on the advanced tab to go to performance settings. From here you can make things run for best appearance or best performance. There are a lot of things I have disabled such as the normal Windows XP start menu and almost every built in animation and fading technique built into Windows XP.

    Another good way to speed things up is to move the cache for programs to a RAM-Drive. This will keep things running fast by using the RAM as opposed to the hard drive and it will delete everything without a trace if you are paranoid that the feds are after you. I wrote a RAM-Drive program a while ago but it only works on Windows 9x. If you want to download the program it is available at http://home.comcast.net/%7Esessions9/RAM-Drive.htm l or you can search for it on Planet Source Code.

    1. Re:How to speed up Windows by Zocalo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Also, shut down all that extra crud that Microsoft enabled by default for the few users that might think about using it some day. You'll have more free memory (or less junk in the pagefile) and be less vulnerable to remote attacks as well. These packages might do this kind of thing for you, but most likely they are just snake-oil relying on the placebo effect and a "no-refund" clause.

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  16. It's possible, I suppose. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Although doubtful, I wouldn't say such software is impossible. Sometimes some rather neat hacks can be pulled. Example: The Apple Macintosh IIsi came with 1 Mb of on-board memory. This memory was very slow, AND it was shared with video. If you installed SIMMS, however, this memory could actually be operated at a faster speed (70ns max if I remember correctly) than the onboard memory.

    Some hacker wrote a program called IIsi RAM Muncher which allocates the first megabyte of memory on start-up, and then does nothing with it. Result? All your stuff runs in the faster SIMM memory. The speed increase could be as much as 400% - not bad for giving up 1 meg of RAM.

  17. Mechanic-in-a-can by Gothmolly · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is like the people who, when you tell them that they need a new head gasket or valve seals, ask "Isn't there some stuff that I can put in my gas to fix it?" Of course the answer is yes, for $19.99, you can buy a bottle of stuff that will save you a $1000 repair bill.
    Or not.
    People are going to claim that "you can edit your 1337.ini file and set suck=no under the [R0XoR5] heading, and get a 11.1% FPS difference, d00d!"
    This is great for the tinfoil hat crowd, that MS, Intel and Madonna are part of a sinister cabal to put you on an upgrade treadmill. It's also great for the Uncle Joe 6Pack crowd, people who typically "know about computers" and have loud opinions on that great free HP printer they got when they signed up for MSN.
    There's no magic bullet.

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  18. Re:88-bit kernel by brsmith4 · · Score: 5, Informative

    From what the F.A.Q. was saying, it sounded like they rewrote a better windows kernel, which, judging by the outfit, is complete and utter bullshit. Those guys are playing entry-level power-user lingo to attract idiot "i-can-open-cmd.exe" users. 88 bit? Um, no. I don't think so.

  19. Interesting by sublimusasterisk · · Score: 5, Interesting
    From the Hare website faq:

    * Hare technology: the core of Hare is a re-written Kernel, working at up to 88-bit (instead of the standard 32-bit) and accelerating most basic system actions by acting as the Windows Kernel. This is done by triple-buffering all I/O data, in order to achieve an emulated 88-bit Kernel. This technology is fully safe and we have implemented safeguards in order to make it impossible to damage your computer.


    That seems a bit suspicious. 88-bit!? Ok, so it's emulated. That still seems like 1) a strange number (not 64, not 128) and 2) would "emulated" 88-bit architecture really work? Isn't the CPU's inherent 32-bitness (or 64-bitness) the end-all anyway?

    * CPU Tasking: the CPU Tasking technology's goal is to give more CPU to the program you currently use. Even if you don't know it, there are a lot of programs working in background and sucking CPU from your frontmost application - the CPU Tasking will know how much CPU you must give to each application."


    Doesn't Windows already do this?
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  20. A long time ago... by sonicattack · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...back in the (somewhat older) days when I spent most of my time in front of my beloved Compam 386 computer, I stumbled upon a bit of software called "386to486", which promised to instantly convert my 386 chip to a 486 chip. This was my first PC, and I didn't know much about it, but I was still a bit skeptical and very curious about how such a program could work.. So I checked the README file, which enlightened me on the subject with something along the lines of:

    COMPUTER MAKERS DON'T TELL YOU EVERYTHING! THERE'S SECRET TRICKS THAT CAN BE USED TO CONVERT YOUR 386 into a 486!

    Now, conviced it was just a hoax, or something worse, I tried the program. (I didn't really care about my data - the harddrive was dropped into the ground - multiple times, and the poor few working sectors I had only contained data I had copied from floppies anyway), The program happily told me the magical transformation was complete. I fired up MSD.EXE to check - no change in identification. Still a 386. I ran a benchmark program, which didn't show any change from before. Just to try, I ran the magic software again - this time I got the text "Your computer is already a 486!". At least the programmers thought about that. Well, no bigger disappointment, since I didn't really expected anything useful to happen. I never found out if it was a virus either...

    Years later - a new little utility turned up on the BBSes I frequented - it was called 486toPentium, and the cheerful description of the file was "FROM THE GUYS WHO BROUGHT YOU 386to486"

    Amazing! :^)

    1. Re:A long time ago... by sonicattack · · Score: 5, Funny
      Hehe, I just found both little gems on the web - the README file for 386to486 was a _lot_ funnier now than when I first read it... I love the part about "top notch ..... ", and "...work loads take off your regular cpu..." Here it is....

      SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS TO RUN THIS PROGRAM:

      o A 386 DX CPU with at least 1 MEG of Extended memory.
      o HIMEM.SYS / QEMM or any other EMM manager.
      o DOS 3.x or higher and/or Windows 3.1 (optional)

      Welcome to a FIRST in PC TECHNOLOGY. Your computer is capable of doing much more than you think, and the companies that make them don't tell you everything. Well WE WILL. What if we told
      you that there is a program that converts your 386 DX into a
      real 486 DX/2 66 MHZ! You would say it's impossible, or it's another one of those HOAX PROGRAMS. Well you are wrong. In fact there are many programs out there that CLAIM to SPEED-UP your computer or increase your memory, but do they REALLY give results ? They either eat memory, behave strangely, and the result is not significant.

      Well throw away all those programs, because 386TO486.COM is the right choice. Yes, this little program, under 22 K, will convert your 386 DX into a 486 DX/2 66 MHZ, SAFELY.

      This program only works with 386 DX's, it does not support SX or 286
      computers.

      Now you might seem skeptic and think this is a joke. This program took 6 months to program, and was carefully studied by top notch programmers and debuggers. They have come up with a SAFE technique to do so.

      We will not go into technical details, but we will attempt to explain. What this program does, is, it adds a mini TSR program into a protected memory area and this RESIDENT program acts as a CPU,
      it analyses the program being run and takes over the work, does
      its own calculations, compresses the program in memory, changes
      certain commands, all in realtime! All this frees up your
      regular CPU. So your regular CPU does its chores and the
      EMULATED CPU does its work too. It's like having a math co-processor,
      but in this case it's a CPU co-processor.

      And it's not all!!! This TSR does more than free the load out of
      your CPU, it also features a graphic processor and sound processor.
      2 independant built-in modules that take care of graphic manipulations
      in all modes including CGA, EGA, VGA, SVGA, XVGA, and modes up to 24 bit
      color. It's like having a seperate GRAPHIC CPU, so imagine all the
      work load taken off your regular CPU. It also features a built-in
      sound processor, that takes care of sound processing, for programs
      that use sound cards and PC SPEAKER as well.

      The program also features a MATH CO PROCESSOR emulator, even better
      than Q387.EXE, it is as fast as the real math chip itself, this also
      is installed.

      So with all these utilities in memory (TSR) it works to help free your
      CPU, it also changes your BIOS, setup and memory contents to configure
      it into a 486 66 so other programs can recognise it.

      When we say it converts it into a 486 66, we really mean it!!!
      Your 386 DX 40 becomes 486 66 MHZ, tests have been made
      and we measured the CPU speed with different programs.
      Without this utility installed we got from 37.5 to 40 MHZ!
      With the utility installed we got an amazing 67.2 MHZ to 74 MHZ!
      Faster than the real 486 66 MHZ!!!

      Everything is automatic and temporary, once you turn off your
      computer everything is reset. When you run the program it will
      read your configuration and adjust itself accordingly. This
      utility takes away NO MEMORY, it resides in a special unused portion
      of your memory, and it is fully compatible with ANY DOS version,
      any WINDOWS version, any other TSR's in memory, other memory
      managers, and 100% of all the programs out there.

      So we hope you understand the principle around this, it uses
      very complex programming code to acheive this. And it's more
      than just an emulation, your system becomes a real 66 MHZ SYSTEM!
      An

  21. looks like smoke and mirrors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    the "endorsed by McAfee" link doesn't list 'Hare', or did you mean Anti-Crash?

    i looked at the screen shots of hare, and it looked alot like the popup windows i've been seeing for accelerators. if you really did see a speed improvment, the you probably just found a spyware version of a spyware-blocker.

    from Hare's faq:
    * Hare technology: the core of Hare is a re-written Kernel, working at up to 88-bit (instead of the standard 32-bit) and accelerating most basic system actions by acting as the Windows Kernel. This is done by triple-buffering all I/O data, in order to achieve an emulated 88-bit Kernel. This technology is fully safe and we have implemented safeguards in order to make it impossible to damage your computer.

    there is so much BS just oozing out.
    so, they replaced the windows kernel?
    running 88-bit on your 64 or 32 bit cpu?
    triple-buffering?
    impossible to damage your computer?

    Hare is on the market since 2001 and no one ever experienced crash or data loss because of it.
    possible claim, after all, Hare isn't about saving and loading data, its about running programs, so any data loss would be do to 3rd-party failings.

    awards (on a popup?):
    techtv - 404 (site redesigned, so this is expected)
    locker gnome - 404
    file hungy - "Not Yet Reviewed" but has a 4.5 of 10
    shareware junkies - 5 of 5, english worse then mine.

    1. Re:looks like smoke and mirrors by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

      shareware junkies - 5 of 5, english worse then mine

      worse than mine

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  22. Suspicious review by gwernol · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...the review mentioned Hare 1.5.1. The developers promised nothing less than up to 300% speed increase, 10% FPS increase in 3D games, automatic RAM preservation and even a wizard that automatically cleans and optimizes Windows. It also had AntiCrash 3.6.1 a program to prevent up to 95.8% of Windows crashes.

    Hmmm... "prevents absolutely no windows crashes" meets the criteria of "prevents up to 95.8% of windows crashes". Strike one - plus what's up with the obviously made-up 95.8% statistic with its meaningless but important-sounding precision?

    After a little research I found that download.com didn't have it and there are precious few reviews of this revolutionary software online, but that it was endorsed by McAfee

    So by now we've decided its "revolutionary". Good to see an unbiased starting point. Also, since when does "sold by" mean "endorsed" in all but the loosest sense? Strike Two. Oh, and notice that McAfee only sell one of these products, and not the one that the reviewer makes the most claims about...

    Still suspicious, I gathered all my courage and installed both programs... truth be told, after several minutes I was blown away. Obviously I can't tell how well every promised features works, but disk caching (and pre-fetching) that Hare does is outstanding and display performance improved enough to scare me.

    Ah well, that's okay then. Asked and answered. And absolutely no signs of bias in this result . Absolutely no signs of any attempt at objective measurement of results either. Not one benchmark or even stopwatch timing showing any improvement at all? Strike Three.

    Isn't it about time Slashdot started asking its reviewers if they have any affiliation with the product they are touting?

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  23. Maybe it works.. by EvilIdler · · Score: 5, Informative

    ..or maybe not. I tried Hare on a Win2k installation, which died not
    long after. It had a ram-optimiser, which *seemed* to at least free
    memory from programs that didn't free everything (leaky MMOs).

    I did find some registry settings that gave somewhat more of a
    result, though. Some of them are from Slashdot posts, others from
    various tip sites. Here are the filesystem settings I use for XP:

    ----- BEGIN -----
    [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSe t\Contr ol\FileSystem]
    "NtfsDisable8dot3NameCreation"=dwo rd:00000001
    "Win31FileSystem"=dword:00000000
    "Wi n95TruncatedExtensions"=dword:00000001
    "NtfsDisab leLastAccessUpdate"=dword:00000001

    [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Explorer]
    "NoLowD iskSpaceChecks"=dword:00000001
    ---- END -----

    This switches off many filesystem options the average user doesn't
    care about, and increases disk activity a little when handling a
    lot of files at a time.

    The NtfsDisableLastAccessUpdate key means no files are tagged with
    a last access timestamp when you read them, and the last option
    is a convenience to kill off that pesky low diskspace warning that
    tends to pop the game I'm playing to the back while nagging..

    There are also some virtual memory settings you can try, if you
    feel brave:
    ----- BEGIN -----
    [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSe t\Contr ol\Session Manager\Memory Management]
    "ClearPageFileAtShutdown"=dword:00000 001
    "IoPageLockLimit"=dword:00020000
    "LargeSyste mCache"=dword:00000000
    "NonPagedPoolQuota"=dword: 00000000
    "NonPagedPoolSize"=dword:00000000
    "Page dPoolQuota"=dword:00000000
    "PagedPoolSize"=dword: 00000000
    "SecondLevelDataCache"=dword:00000100
    " PhysicalAddressExtension"=dword:00000000
    "WriteWa tch"=dword:00000001
    "DisablePagingExecutive"=dwor d:00000001
    ----- END -----

    Just stick everything into a .reg file and double-click.
    If you want to know what everything does, Google for it - it's best
    that you investigate before trusting me blindly ;)

  24. Another Simple Reason: APPARENT speed gains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In creating GUIs for programs I've worked on, I've noticed that people will THINK I've made something a lot faster if only I tweak how the slow task looks on the screen. For example, let's say my program parses an XML file in 5 seconds. I have some options:

    1. Let it freeze my GUI
    2. Change the cursor to the 'busy' cursor
    3. Show the user a progress bar

    Of course the easiest to do is option 1, but to users this also appears to be the slowest. 2 is an improvement -- but still seems kinda slow. Users think option 3 is blazingly fast for some reason -- and EVEN BETTER is if you create a progress bar that fills up to 100% multiple times before it's done (users no doubt think "WOW, look at that progress bar go!").

    But back to the point: windows accelerators. I remember finding a registry tweak a LONG time ago which eliminated the short delay between displaying 'trees' in the start menu. Whenever ANYBODY used my computer (while this tweak was in effect), they always told me how fast it seemed to them. Was it faster? Well, yes, a 0.1 second delay was removed, but really it didn't make what you were trying to do go any quicker.

    I guess my point is that speed doesn't matter so much as appearance.

  25. Less technical explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Nice post on prefetch, but the link is a little dry. Here's a more analogous article. http://asia.cnet.com/enterprise/apps/0,39035809,39 172453-39000221c-1,00.htm

  26. bugmenot.com by ThreeDayMonk · · Score: 5, Informative

    bugmenot.com has a login for you. Once logged in, the site works properly.

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    If your comment title says 'Re: Foo', I'm not likely to read it.
  27. Re:88-bit kernel by WolfWings · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually, they seem to be accurate.

    What they mean by 88-bit kernel isn't what most Linux users mean by kernel. They're referring to the programming style of the graphics kernel.

    In this case, they're using floating-point registers for data moves, and other 'demo-scene' tricks to gain much higher memory bandwidth than simple 'mov eax, [screen]' assembly would normally generate, which is what the stock Windows graphics kernels use. In practice, it actually works quite well, and hand-tuned assembly-language memory-twiddling routines (which are all graphics kernels are) will be 2-4x faster than equivilant C/C++ code would be, so the speedups for some operations (like redrawing the windows, which is all the program is really claiming to speed up) are true.