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CA Dangles $1M Bounty for Ingres Conversion Tools
An anonymous reader writes "Computer Associates, on the heels of their announcement that they were moving to the service and support model, hence open sourcing Ingres, is set to announce a $1 million bounty for Ingres conversion tools [the idea being, obviously, to convert to Ingres, rather than away from it]. The bounty announcement coincides with the official announcement of the downloadability of the new, open-source Ingres. An earlier Information Week article rues the passing of Jasmine, which was a great idea, and, although perhaps a few years [maybe a decade?] ahead of its time, still the sort of thing that people like me could sure benefit from. Hint, hint..."
CUBIC*CUBE
I think that square is top of cool shape in the world.
Wait...the article isn't about Engrish? It's what? Ingres?! D'oh!
It would be cool if it didn't suck.
if I write some Ingres-deletion tools?
Sig. No Sig.
Hmmm, I smell a karma-grab by the age old read-the-article-and-quote-salient-point technique! :-)
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[the idea being, obviously, to convert to Ingres, rather than away from it]
Otherwise, they'd call it Egress...
No relation to Ingsoc? ;)
Honey, I shrunk the Cygwin
It's not the bald zealots you need to worry about. It's the hairy ones that concern me ;)
Oracle --> export comma delimited -->import comma delimited --> Ingres
When do I get my check for a half mil?
KFG
I used to work with a guy who knew ingres; MIT's technology licensing office used it, and it ran on a dec alphaserver running..openVMS. He had guaranteed job security, pretty much.
Too bad the head of the TLO office was a real bitch, but at least never around- she was also some bigwig at a bio research "organization" (read, somebody's tax shelter).
Some fun stuff used to happen though- I sat next to the woman who handled royalty checks to the professors and stuff. One professor "lost" a +$100,000 check. After harassing the crap out of her(screaming, threats of legal action because she couldn't get a new check to him IMMEDIATELY) over the phone, he called back with his tail between his legs- the new tenant at his OLD APARTMENT found it tucked into a MAGAZINE on his coffee table.
She turned to me and said "if you had just gotten a check worth over $100,000, what would you do with it?" "Run my ass right down to the bank as fast as I could and cash it." "Exactly! Not, say, 'tuck into magazine and leave magazine on my coffee table and then forget about it and move apartments'". She then made a disparaging but very amusing comment about "rocket scientists"...
Please help metamoderate.
Really, I find this bald zealot much scarier than this hairy one.
And Eric, that combover is fooling nobody. You're bald. Deal with it.
Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
[how Ingres compares to MySQL, Posgresql, Oracle?]
;)
So far, all I got is: The others aren't offering a million dollars for conversion tools.
Hope that helps!
Bet you can't wait for Bill to stick his Longhorn up your ass either.