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Disney Enters PC Market

Zebbers writes "Disney announced today from NYC that they are entering the personal computer market. With a childish design, built in content control and other kid-friendly features, it could be a breakthrough or just another specialized device flop. Do children really need their own specialized computer?" johnpaul191 points out that frogdesign designed the box, and writes "It looks sort of like a squared-off eMac (but blue), and has a flat mouse-shaped front (the ears are speakers!). It uses a a pen for on-screen input, as well as a keyboard and mouse."

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  1. Sure... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just what we need, a computer from a Mickey Mouse operation...

    1. Re:Sure... by kfg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Does this mean that the kids are restricted to cruising the web for Disney porn?

      "Whoa! Jasmine with her top off. . . fuckin' Goofy, man!"

      KFG

  2. Frogdesign by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Frogdesign is awesome. They've done projects for Disney before (including the Disney Cruise ship) not to mention their work in Windows XP, a longstanding relationship with Apple, Ford, Motorola... the list goes on and on.

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    1. Re:Frogdesign by MooseByte · · Score: 4, Insightful


      I hate to say it, but that is one seriously butt-ugly computer. Kudos to them for the Mac SE cases and such, but damn. That thing looks like a Fischer-Price reject.

      A Dell Dimension under the desk with an LCD sitting on the desktop seems like something they'll have a chance of still wanting in their room when a few years of growing up have passed.

      And that's assuming their tastes haven't shifted from Disney to SpongeBob Squarepants in just a few months' time anyway.

      Actually... A SpongeBob PC... Now THAT is an idea. ;-)

  3. PC for kids, OS for kids by xbrownx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, Windows XP's "Luna" certainly looks kiddie enough for this type of PC.

    1. Re:PC for kids, OS for kids by westlake · · Score: 4, Funny

      This posted to the most notoriously color-blind site on the web. I find Luna restful. But perhaps you would prefer a Slashdot theme based on the eye-searing purple of "Games" or or the nauseating puke of "IT?"

  4. DOA by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Kids hate using things that are purposefully crippled for kids. Adults seem to forget that at the same time they are buying the same basketball shoes Shaq wears and the same skis the US Olympic team wears. People want to use the gear they envision themselves using in the best of all worlds. For kids that means using what adults use.

    1. Re:DOA by Ayaress · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not only that, kids raised with computers can handle a considerably higher level of input than those just a couple generations ago, and can master at least basic GUI functions very quickly. It took me all of fifteen minutes to get my five year old niece to the point where she could connect, check her own email, and handle a web browser with minimal help the very first time she sat down at a computer. Her father took a week just to get him to turn it on without recoiling from the slight clicking sound the harddrive makes spinning up. Provided the parents aren't clueless about computers and the internet (both guarding against the risks and reaping the almost infinite rewards), the kids don't NEED a crippled computer to get started. They should target the crippled computers at clueless parents and have the kids teach them how to use them.

      The commercials with the two year old pounding on the keyboard with a toy mallet and fixing a problem that had both his parents stymied are exaggerated, but not as absurdly so as they my look.

    2. Re:DOA by pnatural · · Score: 4, Funny

      When my son was 2 (now 3) he used to say "ew, windows is icky!" when mommy's computer booted up.

      Now, when ever he sees a penguin, he says "tux is cool!"

      Brainwashing is one of the greatest joys of parenthood. :D

    3. Re:DOA by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 5, Funny
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    4. Re:DOA by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Brainwashing is one of the greatest joys of parenthood. :D"

      Pity promoting Linux to your kid is detrimental to grandparenthood.

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    5. Re:DOA by L.+VeGas · · Score: 4, Funny

      Brainwashing is one of the greatest joys of parenthood.

      Things I've told my five-year-old

      "When I was your age, I went to school with a boy that grew up to be the greatest skateboarder ever. Tony Orlando"

      [While watching a mariachi band at a Mexican restaurant.] "I could do that if I really wanted to."

      "Easter is the day that Jesus rose from the dead. TO FEAST ON THE FLESH OF THE LIVING! I'm just kidding. Don't tell your mom."

      "You could grow up to be the first person ever on Mars. Like me. I was the first person to ever go swimming."

      "You catch enchiladas by picking them up behind the head and holding them underwater until they don't kick anymore."

    6. Re:DOA by utexaspunk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Brainwashing is one of the greatest joys of parenthood. :D

      too bad so many people are relegating that joy to corporations like Disney...

  5. They should make a monster version. by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know, for the bad kids.

  6. More importantly... by mikael · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... does the mouse have circular black ears and a cheesy grin?

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  7. Everyone remember what a hit the Barbie PC was? by Transient0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The market of people who are willing to pay several thousand dollars for an underpowered PC because it appeals to their children is a small one.

    Besides, we should have all learned by now that if you plop a small child in front of a normal PC they will figure things out at an alarming rate. No animated rodent middle-man required.

    1. Re:Everyone remember what a hit the Barbie PC was? by Technically+Inept · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's true that the OP didn't RTFA, but it should be noted that a similarly configured Dell (the lowest model they have with some RAM tacked on) is currently priced at $476, including monitor and speakers. So there is definitely a sizeable Disney premium on a decidedly low-end system. Tough sell.

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  8. ick by blackmonday · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would feel so dirty browsing for porn on that thing.

    1. Re:ick by niko9 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It depends. This might be just the thing if you were a musophiliac :p

      Muahahahah!

    2. Re:ick by DrCash · · Score: 4, Funny
      The first 2,000 orders were placed by the Neverland Ranch!

  9. And why not branch into computers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And why not branch into computers? Disney has had the best mouse design in the the business for over 75 years!

  10. And of course... by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Disney-based DRM to boot.

    I can just see it now - Mickey pops up, a smile on his face and a shotgun in his hands.

    "Ho ho, kiddies, I'm afraid you can't do that! It's called copyright infringement, and if you do," he cocks the shotgun and points it at the user, "I'm going to blow up your fucking computer, so put the fucking mouse down, bitch, and move away from the keyboard before the mouse gets mad! Ho ho!"

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  11. One button mouse? by neuro.slug · · Score: 5, Funny

    Simplify the darn thing for kids... oh wait.

  12. Computers are necessary by Hoplite3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Without a computer, how will a child sync his PDA or download new ringtones for his phone?

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  13. Let the puns role... by LiquidMind · · Score: 4, Funny

    (upon opening the case)

    "Man, this design is goofy."
    "You're telling me" ...alright, I'm done.

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    1. Re:Let the puns role... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Man, this design is goofy."

      Lawyer: Mr. Mouse, you said want to divorce Minnie, because you think she's crazy?
      Mickey: Listen good this time: She's fucking Goofy!

      Sorry, had to...

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  14. Next year: Disney Leaves PC Market by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot story from THE FUTURE!!!

    Disney announced today it is getting out of the PC market due to lack of sales. The remaining unsold stock will be used to build a renderfarm to compete against Pixar.

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  15. from the article by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It comes bundled with ContentWatch's Internet filtering tools and multimedia children's software called Disney Flix, Pix and Mix.

    I believe their biggest mistake here is using Content Watch. My wonderful mother had that lousy filter installed on our computer when I was just a young-in and it is the buggiest thing I have ever seen. It crashes the computer, takes up the resources, and DOESN'T work. It blocks programs from running that are perfectly fine programs (like VTI from ticalc.org). (and one of the bugs present here is that if you leave the "this program uses a bad word 'sex'" window on and open the program again, it doesn't catch it).

    Anyway, I don't mind filtering the internet for children (i know i'll get flamed by the 'yro' crowd here at /.), but content-watch is a bad program.

  16. Re: Mickey Mouse operation by waynegoode · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just what we need, a computer from a Mickey Mouse operation...

    I thought Microsoft only made software...

  17. Aha! by The-Bus · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Reminds me of the Disney electronics:



    It's brilliant, really. The guts of a PC are about as much of a commodity market as you can imagine. Just add some flourishes to the OS (which I'm sure MS would be happy to oblige to) -- and here we're talking some new icons, backgrounds, etc. Something I could accomplish in a weekend. Add some kid-friendly interweb-nanny software, some prebundled crappy games, and TADA! you've got a Disney computer which you can now mark up. And since Toby and Caitlin don't need to run Photoshop or FoxPro, it doesn't need 1GB of RAM. Then make each case a different color, sell them as limited editions for one year (Tan and brown Lion King PC available only through fall! Get yours now!), pull in profit.

    Genius.
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  18. Blah... marketing crap by hellfire · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'll tell you why this will flop, and it's not just some "I think disney sucks" diatribe.

    In the computer industry, you either have to have a superior design and high profit margins, or deal in large volume. Niche markets for low volume in the computer world don't work. Also, tie in's between computers and other products have always flopped. Look at the barbie computer and matchbox computer. Last a couple months.

    Parents buy computers, not kids. Some kids will be able to get their parents to buy this stuff, but its a very small niche, and there's no margin to justify the industrial design costs for things like this. You just won't get the volume of purchases. People like well designed computers, but they look at it more like an appliance.

    Apple can get away with high cost industrial design because of their niche, and their niche has nothing to do with appealing to kids. Back in the day they targeted education in order to get kids to grow up on macs, but it had nothing to do with how the macs looked.

    I also noticed this line in the end of the article:

    "There may not be anything technologically new about any of the gadgets, but it's easy to imagine them inspiring toy lust. "

    If that's not corporate pandering I don't know what is. This computer will not make anyone gadget envious, and either the author is an idiot for thinking that or he's kissing up to the corporate parents. I mean c'mon, people don't have printer envy these days, and joysticks and digital cameras are common place.

    Finally, I'd just like to say that the spin of the poster makes it seem like disney is actually into the computer business to compete with Dell. This is just a brand tie in, and is nothing new.

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  19. It's been done before... but not so well. by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Informative

    Mattel has tried this trick before by licensing their Barbie and Hot Wheels brands to a small PC maker known as Patriot Computers back in 1999.

    However, parents who paid $699 for the units just before Christmas Y2K got seriously burned when Patriot Computers went bankrupt. Nearly 1100 customers ended up out their money and getting only a $100 coupon for Matel products. For families that only had $700 to spend on toys for the kids, this was a fiasco.

  20. Hotwheels PC? Anyone? by Vaginal+Discharge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anyone remember when they had those Hotwheels PC for boys, and Barbie PC for girls? That company went bankrupt real fast. Apparently this type of marketing is just plain stupid. Kids want "kid-themed" PCs as much as women want "female-themed" cars. Frankly, if I was a kid, I'd be insulted.

    Also, the target market (kids who were born in the 90's) know as much about Micky Mouse as I know about Charlie Chaplin. They grew up with Buzz Lightyear, not Micky.

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  21. The most diseducative thing ever by cyclop · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think it will be a bad flop (yeah, children hate things made for children),but anyway it's a diseducative move.

    Children have to learn computing on real computers. Real computers are NOT difficult for children (expecially now),and there was a /. story about 3-y.o. people using Linux ;)

    Anyway,I remember I learned computers when I was 5, on my dad's VIC-20. I remember I was amazed I could tell that machine what to do!. I just typed :

    10 PRINT "HELLO"
    20 GOTO 10

    and I stared looking that machine that did what I asked it...Ok,I asked something stupid,but I felt powerful! And I had just learned what a loop is...

    Later (when I was 6-7) I learned to POKE around...and,guys,there were *worlds* in the memory of that machine! I remember I thought I would have "decrypted" the odd character noise that happened with some POKE command...

    The fact is with that computer I learned how to program and how computers were made, seamlessly, and having fun. Because it was a real machine, and because I had to program to make it work. I felt powerful.

    Therefore, wanna build a children-oriented computer? Just do it :

    -Install Linux (Mandrake -or any other well-done KDE/Gnome desktop will work)(oh,I know this advice is pure mod-gold ;) )
    -Install all xmms/mplayer codecs etc.
    -DON'T install all games you can think of : tell him/her how to find and install them!
    -Give your child a good Python tutorial and tell him/her "Can't you find that game?You can do YOUR GAME.Now."

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  22. The question on my mind: by mblase · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...does it meet the minimum hardware specs for Doom3?

  23. Re: Mickey Mouse operation by Luigi30 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Microsoft doesn't make them. They're rebranded.

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