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Anti-Wi-Fi Wallpaper

Alephcat writes "New Scientist is reporting on a wallpaper that can prevent hackers accessing secure networks via Wi-Fi - without blocking mobile phone signals - that's been developed by a British defence contractor. It is based on covert 'stealth' technology that was originally designed to hide military radars."

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  1. Where'd The Town Go? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    It is based on covert 'stealth' technology that was originally designed to hide military radars."

    "Heathrow Tower, we can see London, but RADAR says it doesn't exist, then this weird music starts playing and this guy gets up from his seat with a big book and says we've entered some twilight thingie!"

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  2. 1280x1024? by spinflip · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does it come in 1280x1024?

    1. Re:1280x1024? by DragonMagic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Real geeks have 3200x1200 desktops, using dual 21" flat panel monitors.

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    2. Re:1280x1024? by JAgostoni · · Score: 2, Funny

      As much as parent's post was a joke, this is the first thing that came to mind. Did they come out with some sort of interference pattern in desktop wallpaper? I am dissapointed now....

    3. Re:1280x1024? by irenetheno · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're not alone.

    4. Re:1280x1024? by Junta · · Score: 2, Funny

      A *REAL* geek is satisfied with a VT or Wyse terminal.

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    5. Re:1280x1024? by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah. I thought "Anit-Wi-Fi Wallpaper" was just going to be a BMP that says "WiFi Sucks!".

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  3. Everyone get ready.... by wolfemi1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... For an endless barrage of "tin-foil" jokes.

  4. New Hats! by zrobotics · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well i guess tinfoil hats are about to be replaced. as an additional bonus, it is now easier to shield your entire body from "the man"!

  5. Anti Military Radar... by CODiNE · · Score: 4, Funny

    Heh... I see an army of wallpapered tanks crossing the battlefield. :-)

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  6. OK, I Admit It by ReadParse · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, I thought they meant software wallpaper... like a JPG covering my desktop. "How the hell would THAT work?" I wondered. Feeling silly now.

    RP

  7. Re:Does it go both ways? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    No problem. See, you just need to install it upside down.

  8. Downloadable version ? by dapyx · · Score: 1, Funny

    Where can we find the downloadable version ? ;-)

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  9. Finally! by seaniqua · · Score: 2, Funny

    Something to replace the tinfoil in my hat!

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  10. Can't see my wife liking this new wallpaper by IronChefMorimoto · · Score: 2, Funny

    WIFE: "What do you mean we need it to prevent the hacker children next door from getting our credit card numbers?"

    HUSBAND: "I know, honey -- it sounds bad, but think of all the information we have flying through the house and out the walls because we don't have this anti-wifi wallpaper in every room."

    WIFE: "What information? You mean three to four hours every Friday and Saturday night of video game data? Are you scared the hacker children next door will get your serial number? Are you scared that THEY too will learn of your porn like I did last week? Christ -- they're 12!"

    HUSBAND: "Hey -- the black hats start early these days, babe. Porn? What porn?"

    WIFE: "Never mind. What's a black hat? What are you friggin' talking about? Enough -- stop bothering me with this tin foil looking wallpaper and help me pick out a nursery paint color."

    HUSBAND: "Are you sure you want paint in the nursery, babe? What if someone hacks our wifi baby monitoring camera because we don't have this wallpaper and decides to kidnap our child?"

    WIFE: "You sad little nerdy man. Shut up and pick out a paint color."

    HUSBAND: "But -- what about our credit card num---"

    WIFE: [SLAP!]

    HUSBAND: "Yes dear -- I like Nemo Yellow."

    HUSBAND: [SIGH]

    IronChefMorimoto

  11. Re:Expensive! by bmf033069 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Glad it is Friday, as I just can get the picture out of my head of people sitting outside your house, downloading porn, and "coating your front wall".

    That is some expensive "stuff"....

  12. Smells like a conspiracy to me. by MarkGriz · · Score: 5, Funny

    That damn paint-and-wallpaper trade group is just trying to scare everyone so they can unload a warehouse full of surplus foil wallpaper that went out of style in the 70's

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  13. Re:Dupe? by MortisUmbra · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, give it up, I don't think they care....honestly neither do I at this point....just glad I dont pay for /.

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  14. New Wallpaper 2.0 by Devi0s · · Score: 2, Funny

    Brought to you by the makers of the tin-foil hat and the ionic bracelet...

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  15. Who needs wallpaper when you can just fight back? by vizualizr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe I'm the only one who ran across http://www.evilscheme.org/defcon/ this little gem , but this seems like a very good low-budget option for striking back at your friendly neighborhood wi-fi swipers.

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