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Katie Jones Interviewed

scubacuda writes "Greplaw has interviewed Katie Jones (of the real Katie.com). In addition to the details of the dispute regarding Penguin's 'branding' of the book Katie.com (which many /.ers 'reviewed'), she shares the details of her conversation with cyberlawyer Parry Aftab, how she believes Penguin's title change suggests that it thought it could steamroll her without recourse, and the tremendous amount of support the geek community has shown her." Ms. Aftab has several blogs. Ms. Aftab, if you contact us with a response to these allegations, Slashdot will publish your response (we've also written to your email address). Another reader notes: "Yesterday /. ran an article about the book Katie.com. Out of curiosity I just visited the Amazon.com website to see how many more reviews were on the website. Yesterday when I first checked there were over 300 reviews, most of them negative and the book scored only 2 stars total. Today, the book has 81 reviews with an average rating of 3 1/2 stars."

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  1. Mike Rowe by ParticleMan911 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think Mike Rowe and Katie should get together.

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  2. Amazon censoring bastards! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Do they have a patent on censoring the truth now?

    1. Re:Amazon censoring bastards! by doublem · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do they have a patent on censoring the truth now?

      Dude, there is SO much prior art on that one, even the USPS won't grant a patent on it!

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  3. Cyberlawyer? by frostman · · Score: 5, Funny

    What exactly is a Cyberlawyer anyway?

    Is that some kind of half-human, half-robot lawyer?

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    1. Re:Cyberlawyer? by philbowman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow! They've made one that's actually half human?

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    2. Re:Cyberlawyer? by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      CYBER LAWYER PRIME DIRECTIVES:

      1.) Swerve the public trust

      2.) Neglect the innocent

      3.) Uproot the law

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  4. Re:Crapflood reviewers... by kooshvt · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... found the journalist's book on Amazon (a cookbook I believe) ... just end up leaving a bad taste in everyone's mouth

    Was the cookbook that bad?

  5. Re:Not that surprising by philbowman · · Score: 2, Funny
    > any two-bit asshat with a bone to pick could tank a perfectly good book's reputation with a few hours' work

    You underestimate the abilities of your fellow /.ers. Few hours, indeed..

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  6. if her katie.com website is no longer usable by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

    for her intended purposes, then by all means she should do as one slashdotter suggested in the previous thread about this, that is, post shock photos of goatse for example, although tubgirl might be more appropriate in this instance, should the book's success really take off.

    1. Re:if her katie.com website is no longer usable by PReDiToR · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about redirecting anything that doesn't have an explicitly specified page name redirected back to penguin.com?

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  7. so basically... by SQLz · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Penguin was to sue the real katie, and win, then it would set a precedent that all you need to take over a domain name is write a book entitled with the particular domain name.

    Shit, I hope it happens because I already started work on my new novel, slashdot.org. Its novel filled with greed, power, lust, set in the computer hacker underground.

    1. Re:so basically... by automagically · · Score: 2, Funny

      So we should get a fund together to help get Katie J. a movie deal about the whole incident and call it katie.com

  8. Parry "Capone" Aftab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well obviously, Katie Jones didn't pay for the insurance.

    "That's a real nice URL, Ms. Jones. Would be a shame if something happened to it."

  9. Re:Site getting slow by chimpo13 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I like that Katie J says, "I have not accepted money" that was offered to her by fellow geeks. Just wait until she receives a bill for the slashdotting.

  10. Re:Nothing for us to see here, move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Somebody with some money needs to write a book about a teenage debutaunt who decides that it'd be fun to be a prostitute for spending money. And how she whores herself out to a bunch of rich child molesting good old boys. And then title it katiet.com.

  11. Re:Identity Theft by JamesKPolk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Her theft insurance must work like Mafia fire insurance: You pay us and nothing will happen to identity. Don't pay us and "things will get worse than they are now."

  12. Re:Katie.com by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe Katie Jones should redirect traffic to some raunchy porn sites ;-)}

    As opposed to those non-raunchy porn sites?

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  13. reviews by minus_273 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dont know, I know it is a tenn book, but some of the reviews on that site, they were pretty bizzare. My personal favorite:

    "Thanks, September 18, 2002
    Reviewer: "karen588" (Grand Rapids, michgian) - See all my reviews
    Hi my name is karen and I am forteen years old, i like this book very very muchl, my freinds at school told me abowt this book and it taugt me how to rite into a chatroom on the interent and how to meet older man cuz all the boys in my school are boring and thye dont know how to treet a girl good. now I rite on a chatroom every day and i have meet many intresting and good looking men. and all because this book showed me how. I will be more careful then the riter of this book thogh when I meet this men in person, I will not make the same misstakes. I would like to meet an older man cuz then all the girls in my school will be jelous of me.
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  14. Ha ha ha ha ha Parry Aftab is a fat slob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh my god... this woman is so fucking fat that I'll bet she's begging for some person to come off a chat room and do her. My god, everybody is allowed a few pounds with middle aged, but this broad has abused the privledge.

    I'll bet the pork chops quiver when she enters a room.

  15. Newsflash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This just in!

    Parry Aftab just ATE the real Katie! The whole case is moot now!

  16. Re:Write the Penguin Publishing execs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, now I realise I misunderstood what you suggest.

    I just ordered them lots of pizza and some escorts.

    (I decided not to involve plumbers because false alarms are a biggish deal for them. Pizza places OTOH take this stuff as routine, at least the ones with bad food and lousy service which I used.)

  17. Re:Startling discovery about Ms. Atfab! by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Her name is an ANAGRAM of "A FAT B*"!

    Take a look at her photo. This looks like someone who has never walked past a twinkie without stuffing it into her face. She called and harrassed Katie Jones a week after Jones gave birth. Atfab truly is a fat b*.

  18. Re:Katie Jones should get paid by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fired? Parry was an experienced Internet lawyer, but recently her methods became .. unsound. A team has been dispatched up the river to terminate ..

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  19. Re:Amazon is censoring - A simple questionaire by crem_d_genes · · Score: 3, Funny

    "You are about to review any Amazon book, or comment on a review. Please indicate which of the following is most accurate about yourself:

    (x) Gandhi took lessons from me.
    ( ) George Washington was a lightweight.
    ( ) I could pass a polygraph with a tack in my shoe.
    ( ) Waffle maker at the IHOP.
    ( ) Misson accomplished.
    ( ) I am not a crook.
    ( ) I'm an editor for Amazon book reviews.

    Your input is very valuable to us,
    Sincerely. The editorial staff at Amazon.