What's the Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?

prostoalex asks: "A recent Ask Yahoo! article talks about the worst movies ever made and points out this IMDB list of the bottom rankings. The Ask Yahoo! article names Manos The Hands of Fate the worst one, but apparently the IMDB table changed since then to include The Wild World of Batwoman at the top of the list. What would you consider the worst movie ever made? Perhaps anything listed here would also make the list?"

Comments

Worst Movie

[TheWordOfB]

No doubt about it.. The Matrix. Its amazing how Keannu Reeves can completely and utterly destroy a thinly plotted movie.

Moulin Rouge

[Sophrosyne]

...Worst movie of all time.
...also any movie by Roland Emmerich.

Re:Moulin Rouge

[Sophrosyne]

I believe Moulin rouge is one of those very movies. It was absolute drivel. It has a weak (or almost non existent story), features snippets of '80s songs sung in some fake operetta style. This is the worst movie of all time- it was long, and designed for people who lack the mental capacity to appreciate character development or depth. It wasn't a musical, and wasn't so much of a story... it just ended up being a fast-paced, culture-whoring orgy of colour.

Re:Oh I almost forgot...

[BlackShirt]

homo-erotic? You are and idiot.

Re:Worst movie I've seen

[qcomp]

Red Dawn
(for its absurd story and poor acting)
and
The Lord of the Rings I
(for how awfully it underachieved compared to the book which it was based on;
from all I've heard II and III are even worse, but I haven't seent them)

Re:Michael Moore

[mabu]

I give 10:1 like all the other 911 critics, you didn't see the movie.

Re:MST3K Anything

[CaptainCarrot]

Fuck MST3K.

Seriously. Most of the fun of watching a really abysmal movie is making up all the rude comments to say while it's running. If you're not creative enough to do that on your own, then you're not qualified to do it. Having someone else do it for you is the nadir of witlessness.