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Two New Saturnian Moons
Mixel writes "NASA's Cassini spacecraft, which has been orbiting saturn since the 30th of June has uncovered two previously unknown bodies. 'The moons are approximately 3 kilometers (2 miles) and 4 kilometers (2.5 miles) across -- smaller than the city of Boulder, Colorado.' The Huygens probe will be deployed to the large (bigger than Mercury!) yet mysterious moon, Titan, in December."
Thats no moon...
sorry, sorry... I'll get my quote, I mean coat.
Why must everything be compared to Boulder, Colorado?
...but bigger than Little Rock?
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Extra! Extra! Scientists find two tiny rocks millions of miles away! Many surprised they haven't been seen before now!
An artists sketch of the new moons as seen from Earth through a high-powered telescope is shown here
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Even though they're orbiting Saturn, they're closer to Earth than Boulder, Colorado is.
And by the way, we don't call them "moons" here in Boulder. We refer to them as "planetary companions."
FYI: Boulder is where Mork and Mindy was set.
They are provisionally named S/2004 S1 and S/2004 S2.
Why? Just call them Boulder and Little Rock. But then again, maybe not. Some lawyer might sue. Do cities trademark their names?
I'd say that if two or more bodies are obriting around each other, which in turn are orbiting around a stellar body, then the largest one is a planet, and the smaller one(s) is/are a moon.
So according to your definition, Epsilon Lyrae with its pair of stars orbiting another pair of stars, one of those stars is a planet and the smaller star is a moon.
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I think the citizens of Boulder will still fit if they squeeze together a bit.
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If we throw a trashbag out of the the ISS does that become a moon?
Science has no place for litterbugs! Shame on you!
Even the most beautiful moon still doesn't compare to the wonders of Uranus.
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we now have a third metric to add to the existing system of measuring everything in pop news stories in "volkswagens" and "rhodeislands" (1), we can now hit that middle mark, "boulders", though it's not so middle...
the conversions for the VBR go something like this (2):
beetle ('classic' at 160" x 60" = 9,600 sq in = 66.67 sq ft footprint
boulder = 25 sq mi = 696,960,000 sq ft
rhode island = 1,214 sq mi = 33,844,377,600 sq ft
which means
10,453,877 beetles in a boulder
48.56 boulders in a rhodeisland
507,640,282 beetles in a rhodeisland
which would make a hellova traffic jam (3)
(1) also haven't read the journals of irrepreoducible results / AIR for a while so this could all seem cribbed - sorry if so
(2) (check my math, it's early still)
(3) virtually no change to downtown newport in the summer however
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If any unmodified* human, can achieve escape veolocity under it's own power**, then it's not a moon.
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