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The Spyware Inferno

An anonymous reader writes "Ever thought there should be a scale for quantifying the evil Spyware does? In an editorial article at news.com.com, a Silicon Valley Venture Capitalist uses the levels of hell in Dante's Inferno to do just that. The article also goes into depth on how vendors, and Claria in particular, make money - of particular interest, 31% of Claria's revenue came through Overture. This may explain why Yahoo took so long to list Claria as Adware in its anti-spyware toolbar."

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  1. So... by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Which circle do Cilicon Valley venture capitalists go to?

  2. lol... by jmrobinson · · Score: 5, Funny

    she called us "the slashdot crowd."

    but...down to business
    All right...who told her we would actually get off our asses and burn someone at the stake?

    1. Re:lol... by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Funny

      All right...who told her we would actually get off our asses and burn someone at the stake?

      Havn't you heard? We have remote control robots to do that for us now.

      Let the burning begin!

  3. Re:No... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I hope you dont belive in karma.

  4. But the important question remains... by GillBates0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    is it Spyware or spyware?

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    1. Re:But the important question remains... by VAXGeek · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't you mean "wired"?

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  5. Re:No... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    What is the program you sell? Link? I always like to help small developers if they make a useful product.

  6. Re:No... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thanks to spyware, I am still make a living.

    Well, at least I can see why you didn't become a writer.

  7. Re:Helpful tools by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Funny

    We all know spyware is a fucking waste of both resources and internet bandwidth

    You just made my Bonzibuddy all cross now, you horrible thing...

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  8. Prepare for slashdotting and death threats... by wikdwarlock · · Score: 4, Funny

    For God's sake, man, don't answer! Can you imagine the wrath of /. once they find you?

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  9. Slashdot mentioned in mainstream media!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dangerous practice, one would think... turning the whole Slashdot community on her own editorial.

    But wait -- if she mentioned the Slashdot crowd, she must know who we are. Heck, she may even be one of us. In which case, she knows we never read the RTFA.

    Hmmm, smart lady -- must be one of us. Or wait. Maybe not... :P

  10. Re:No... by syn3rg · · Score: 5, Funny

    And thanks to you, I'm making pretty good cash cleaning up these systems that you infect ^H^H^H^H install.

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  11. They're hiring! by BubbaThePirate · · Score: 3, Funny

    Quoth the site:
    http://www.claria.com/companyinfo/careers/

    "Associate General Counsel - Litigation
    Redwood City, CA

    The successful candidate must have the skills and experience necessary to assist the General Counsel in managing complex litigation involving IP law, advertising, technology, and the Internet. You will execute an agreed-upon strategy by, for example, independently managing discovery efforts, directing depositions, outlining and reviewing briefs and oral arguments, assist in preparing for trials, and generally providing overall guidance to, and closely working with, outside counsel.

    Requirements include: Leading law school, member of the California State Bar, and at least 6 years of relevant litigation experience in a nationally recognized law firm and/or an in-house legal department; Demonstrated ability and successful history of managing large scale litigation including large discovery efforts; Demonstrated familiarity working with technology and/or Internet companies and with IP law; Ability to formulate successful, complex pre-litigation and litigation strategy; Ability to operate independently, effectively and in a professional manner in various project and cross-functional team settings, and with various external contacts; Excellent organizational, project management, communication and interpersonal skills."

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    1. Re:They're hiring! by WombatControl · · Score: 3, Funny

      Apparently the left out the part about "must have absolutely no soul or common decency".

      Wait, it says "at least 6 years of relevant litigation experience in a nationally recognized law firm and/or an in-house legal department" - I suppose that's essentially saying the same thing.

    2. Re:They're hiring! by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2, Funny

      Boies?

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  12. ... which should be on the FRONT PAGE! by arhar · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think every time Claria is mentioned, it should be mentioned on the same page - hell, in the same sentence that Claria IS Gator, and their company name, names of everyone connected to the company, their significant others, and descendants down to the fifth generation, should be recorded in human history as worthless scum and vilified forever.

    1. Re:... which should be on the FRONT PAGE! by romper · · Score: 5, Funny

      No wonder the author of TFA said us Slashdotters think authors/supporters of spyware "should be burned at the stake". :)

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    2. Re:... which should be on the FRONT PAGE! by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's redundant. Besides, impalement is green-friendly.

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  13. TSR?? makes sense by gosand · · Score: 5, Funny
    I had to grin when you referred to the tray programs as TSRs. You've been doing this awhile, eh?

    From everything2.com:

    TSR: an acronym from the words Testosterone Sterilized (female) Rat. A TSR manifests the persistent estrus syndrome. Lacking ovulatory cycles, she is sterile. The condition is induced experimentally by injections of testosterone prior to the age of eleven days. The first five days of life are the most sensitive or critical ones. Smaller doses are then effective. The effect is life-long.

    So TSRs are sterilized vermin with teeth but no balls. Sounds about right.

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  14. Re:Helpful tools by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't mind Bonzibuddy so much, but we keep getting these funky storage cabinets from someplace called www.martianbuddy.com.

    And what's worse is all the SPAM we keep getting from them too...

    How on Mars are we supposed to finish our teleporation chambers if all our email is filled with SPAM from those guys?

  15. Ok, if it's so damned profitable... by danharan · · Score: 2, Funny

    and people don't seem to care...

    I propose we have an OSS implementation (well, likely we'd end up with a dozen, but stay with me), and make absolutely sure that people wanting to get paid for bundling it WARN people. We also give people an easy way to uninstall the software, and design it so that we're not invading people's privacy.

    Monies raised could be used to fund OSS projects, marketing, design, usability, librairies, whatever we decide is useful. (Oh, yeah, I can see that forking into a thousand camps!).

    Any takers? :)

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  16. Re:Where do you draw the line? by Mateito · · Score: 2, Funny
    When was the last time you read an EULA in full?

    Never

    What about your grandma?

    No, I haven't read her in full either.

  17. I fell in-to a burning ring of spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I went down, down, down, and the spam rose higher,
    And it burns, burns, burns...
    The ring of spyware
    The ring of spyware
    The ring of spyware...

  18. Re:No... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    He makes a small product called Claria

  19. Re:Really? by Code+Dark · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I'm not a spy, I'm simply observing the behavior of your military movements..."

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  20. Re:TSR?? makes sense by BillX · · Score: 2, Funny

    And all this time I thought it stood for Terminate & Suckup Resources.

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  21. Re:It's much worse than people think. (Rant) by alexbartok · · Score: 2, Funny

    line
    breaks
    make
    things
    easier
    to
    read :P