CIS Releases FreeBSD Security Benchmark

JohnnyDime writes "The Center for Internet Security (CIS) has released a security benchmark and auditing tool for FreeBSD versions 4.8 and later. This is a free download available from cisecurity.org. CIS is a non-profit, consensus driven organization that uses experts from the public, private, and academic sectors to develop security guidance for operating systems and applications."

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Read carefully.

[Anonymous Coward]

I am 25 years old, 5'10", brown eyes, brown hair, slim build. I enjoy posting on Slashdot, long walks on Pacific beaches, and romantic dinners.

I should warn any prospective contacts that I am a BSDite. We are a religious group that believes not only that it is possible to revive BSD, but also that it is a holy imperative to do so.

A lot of girls are put off by this belief. I know, it's not a mainstream religion; everyone knows that BSD is dead. I encourage you, though, to look at what progress we've made. Sure, FreeBSD, OpenBSD, NetBSD, and ekkoBSD are all long-deceased, and Mac OS X, with its Darwin/BSD foundations, is produced by Apple, a company that is barely clinging to life. But our great BSDite leaders have recently conducted a seance with the spirit of 4.4BSD, and they've put the results of their encounter into the form of Dragonfly BSD, which now boasts a user base of over one dozen.

Still not convinced that reviving BSD is a sensible religious tenet? Take a look inside our holy scriptures, The Design and Implementation of the 4.4BSD Operating System. I think you'll like what you see, and I think you'll reach enlightenment if you read carefully. You'll come to know, as I do, that we *can* bring BSD back from the clutches of death; in fact, we're already doing so!

As for me, I'm looking for a woman who's interested in a long-term relationship firmly grounded in the principles of BSD. If you feel that BSD is unquestionably dead, please do not respond unless you are interested in trying to revive it by, e.g., by working on the Dragonfly project. Include a photo of yourself and your BSD machines, and I'll reciprocate.

Hoping to meet Ms. Right very soon!

Re:Read carefully.

[cant_get_a_good_nick]

this ad looks like they cribbed from Stallman

Re:seriously

[stox]

What truly intelligent person isn't? ;->

Re:seriously

[frickenhell]

I use FreeBSD 5.2.1 flawlessly on my Dell Inspiron 8200. The ports systems is way cool.

If I have to use Linux then it must be Debian. Package management is the key.

It's time for the Daily Puzzler

[Anonymous Coward]

Today's Puzzler asks you to discover what the following four items have in common:

1. Laci Peterson
2. Lori Hacking
3. Nicole Simpson
4. FreeBSD

Submit your response along with a stamped self-addressed envelope.
See contest rules for further details. Void where prohibited.

Re:It is official -- Netcraft confirms: *BSD is dy

[Anonymous Coward]

DEATH SMELLS LIKE POOP
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Re:BSD is NOT dying. HPUX is.

[Anonymous Coward]

*BSD IS DYING
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Re:Heh

[count_sporkula]

At last they reached the last of the little booths, set down Marvin between them and rested in the shade. Fenchurch bought some cufflinks for Russell, cufflinks that had set in them little polished pebbles which had been picked up from the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains, directly underneath the letters of fire in which was written God's Final Message to His Creation.
Arthur flipped through a little rack of devotional tracts on the counter, little meditations on the meaning of the Message.
"Ready?" he said to Fenchurch, who nodded.
They heaved up Marvin between them.

They rounded the foot of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains, and there was the Message written in blazing letters along the crest of the Mountain. There was a little observation vantage point with a rail built along the top of a large rock facing it, from which you could get a good view. It had a little pay-telescope for looking at the letters in detail, but no one would ever use it because the letters burned with the divine brilliance of the heavens and would, if seen through a telescope, have severely damaged the retina and optic nerve.
They gazed at God's Final Message in wonderment, and were slowly and ineffably filled with a great sense of peace, and of final and complete understanding.
Fenchurch sighed. "Yes," she said, "that was it."
They had been staring at it for fully ten minutes before they became aware that Marvin, hanging between their shoulders, was in difficulties. The robot could no longer lift his head, had not read the message. They lifted his head, but he complained that his vision circuits had almost gone.
They found a coin and helped him to the telescope. He complained and insulted them, but they helped him look at each individual letter in turn, The first letter was a "f", the second an "a", the third a "c", and then a "t". Then there was a gap. An "b" followed, then an "s" and a "d". Another gap.
Marvin paused for a rest.
After a few moments they resumed and let him see the "i", and the "s".
After a few moments they resumed and let him see The last one was a long one, and Marvin needed It started with an "d", then "y" then an "i".
After a final pause, Marvin gathered his strength for the last stretch.
He read the "n", and at last the final "g", and staggered back into their arms.
"I think," he murmured at last, from deep within his corroding rattling thorax, "I feel good about it."
The lights went out in his eyes for absolutely the very last time ever.
Luckily, there was a stall nearby where you could rent scooters from guys with green wings.

Re:Heh

[Anonymous Coward]

finishes it's top-to-bottom re-write

"its".