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Hackers Take Aim at Republicans

An anonymous reader writes "Wired reports-- Online protests targeting GOP websites could turn out to be more than symbolic during this month's Republican National Convention, possibly blocking a critical communications tool for the party... "We want to bombard (the Republican sites) with so much traffic that nobody can get in," said CrimethInc, a member of the so-called Black Hat Hackers Bloc. It's one of several groups planning to distribute software tools to reload Republican sites over and over again."

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  1. Silly hackers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Republicans = RICH
    Rich = BIG POWERFUL SERVERS with LOTS OF BANDWIDTH!

    1. Re:Silly hackers! by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 2, Funny
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  2. The whole plan revolves around..... by angrist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Posting links to the GOP websites on /.

  3. Genius by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Genius.... Targetting Republican websites... someone want to tell these hackers that it's the Republicans that have been pushing mandatory sentencing guidelines in federal, pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

  4. Mwhahahaa by Zygote-IC- · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're right.
    Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here with my eyepatch, petting my Persian cat and building my GOP approved super death beam to hold all of the world governments hostage to further the shadow government which really pulls all the strings.
    Then I will tell John Kerry all my secret plans right before I chop him in half with a laser.
    Mwhahahaaha

  5. Re:This is being done by Republican-SUPPORTERS, ri by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny
    it won't be long before Bush's spin-doctors claim the whole idea was, in fact, initiated by Al
    Damn. I really wanted your next word to be "Gore", rather than "Qaeda".
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  6. well, naturally. by arudloff · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ever since Al Gore created the internet, 31337 h4x0rs every where have hated the GOP.

  7. Click for cash by pigreco314 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Think GOP's going to subscribe to some Click for Cash program...

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  8. Michael Moore... by leadsling · · Score: 3, Funny

    will take this opportunity to show that this is a dastardly plot by Dick Chaney and Haliburton to try and discredit the free-speech loving Democrats.

  9. Re:This is being done by Republican-SUPPORTERS, ri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, "some people say" as such. What's funny is using the words "fact" and "Fox (News)" in the same sentance without some type of negation.....

  10. After all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    .. he did take the initiative in creating the Internet.

  11. Re:This is being done by Republican-SUPPORTERS, ri by zoefff · · Score: 4, Funny

    I suppose doing anything more sophisticated than a page reloading script is beyond them...

    Just post it on Slashdot, same effect.

  12. Re:This is being done by Republican-SUPPORTERS, ri by rvega · · Score: 4, Funny

    much of a loser do you need to be to get 0wn3d by the World Bank

    Ask Argentina

  13. Re:So much for... by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but then they'll just become pro-GOP hackers...

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  14. grammar nazi fun... by MoreDruid · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...thing to do? I know Taco dislikes bush,but this is...
    (emphasis mine)

    and this, my friend, is why proper capitalisation is important :)

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  15. Re:Well... by eam · · Score: 1, Funny

    > People think that the US just wants to arrogantly
    > steamroll people and kill all the brownskins for
    > oil (while installing a Starbucks and McDonalds on
    > every street corner in Baghdad). It's a fuck of a
    > lot more complicated than that.

    Of course it is more complicated. If we kill everyone, who'll buy the coffee and burgers?

  16. Re:The whole idea is crazy by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 2, Funny


    Just to beat the rush...

    In Soviet Russia, it gets YOU!

  17. Re:CrimethInc by Android23 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This would be the same guy. We watched his speech on the closed circuit, and quickly developed a drinking game based on whenever he said "we'll show those fuckers".

    My favorite line before he got booted off the stage by Priest: "They can call me a terrorist, but I'll still blow up their buildings!" What an asshat.

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  18. Appeal to White Hat Hackers by Frankie70 · · Score: 2, Funny
    On that note, almost every country has WMD right now.

    Some white hat hacker - please take the above site down - it will provide Bush with proof to invade all these countries.

  19. What a great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There is no better way than this to get the FBI and or CIA on your ass for cyber-crimes. I think these kiddies have put too much stock in the hacker manifesto, which btw was meant to be a joke!

  20. re: block people from entering? by ed.han · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's real simple:

    democrat traditional allies: hollywood, entertainment.

    republican traditional allies: big business.

    entertainers entertain. big businesses make money. i think that's the difference you're seeing.

    ed

  21. Re:shocking by drwiii · · Score: 2, Funny
    This whole election year has really made me sick. Both sides have taken tons of cheap shots and has only served to divide the country more.

    You're new here, aren't you?

  22. Re:Wow. by LynchMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    On that note, almost every country has WMD right now. I think that makes the WMD case for war a bit daft, but that's just a personal opinion.

    Exactly. And I bet that the US has more than anybody. So if Bush is hellbent on taking out countries with WMD's, he should start at home. Oh wait, he already has...

    pot ... kettle ... black ... huh?

  23. Re:better for whom by legojenn · · Score: 5, Funny
    That said, Kerry doesn't seem to stand for much of anything..

    He doesn't need to. He does, however, have a one-point plan for better America.
    :)

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  24. Re:This is being done by Republican-SUPPORTERS, ri by knewman_1971 · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you DO want to personally criticise someone (and I think "You yourself are an idiot" easily qualifies for that)

    Yes, it's a personal attack (I didn't make it, by the way), but it's easily one of the funniest things I've read in weeks.

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  25. Re:This is being done by Republican-SUPPORTERS, ri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Yes, it's a personal attack (I didn't make it, by the way), but it's easily one of the funniest things I've read in weeks.
    You yourself are an idiot
  26. Re:The 'hacktivists' are the fascists by kilimangaro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sometimes, fire must be use to fight fire.
    Republican is much more rich than the Democrat because they get funded by big enterprise. The fight is not equal at all... money CAN buy votes. So i approve this group of hackers. Every moves against the Bush administration is justified.

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  27. Re:The whole idea is crazy by JAD+lifter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Arent' these Reloading apps similar to DOS apps?

    I know that you really mean DoS apps. Seriously, you call them DOS apps and idiots will think you are talking about fscking MS-DOS.

  28. Re:This is being done by Republican-SUPPORTERS, ri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I agree. If these guys were real hackers, they would rig the screens at the convention and the RNC web site to play video of Colin Powel and Rice saying that Iraq was "contained" in July of 2001 and then play video of Bush talking about WMDs with the word "LIARS" super-imposed. That would be hacking. DOS attacks are for script kiddies.