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Happy 13th Birthday Linux!

carlmenezes writes "On August 25, 2001 we celebrated the 10th birthday of Linux. Today, it's year 13. Lucky for Linux, maybe?" Congrats to everyone who managed to get their name in the credits! You must be very proud parents.

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  1. puberty by nuggetman · · Score: 4, Funny

    soon its voice will be cracking and hair will be apearing in places it never appeared befeore

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    ...and that's all there is to it.
    1. Re:puberty by zymurgy_cat · · Score: 5, Funny

      don't forget that all the jobs in your crontab file will only get done once a week, but you'll now have to configure them to run every 5 minutes. ps and top will now start outputting things like, "yeah, yeah, i'll get to it later" and "i already did it this week!"

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    2. Re:puberty by doggiesnot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah, they grow up so fast!

      You're lucky, when your little penguin is ready for junior/senior prom, at least you won't need to rent a tuxedo.


      rm -rf /bin/laden http://andrewhitchcock.org/index.pl?page=binladen

    3. Re:puberty by b0r0din · · Score: 5, Funny

      young-man$ rm trash
      rm: Aww, Mom! I'll do it later.
      young-man$ set TABLE "now"
      set: But I did it last week! Ask the Sparc5, I'm busy playing Counterstrike.
      young-man$ exec homework
      exec: Command failed.
      young-man$ write paper
      write: paper is not logged on.
      young-man$ kill -9 1
      NOOOOooooooooooo...

    4. Re:puberty by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 5, Funny

      Before he gets a car, he'll have to pay $699 for a license...

  2. Closed party by tcdk · · Score: 4, Funny
    So I click "Read More" and get a

    Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.

    ...message. Inviting people to a birthday party and they not letring them in the door...

    That's just rude...

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    TC - My Photos..
  3. it's teenage years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    when the child genius starts getting distracted and all rebelious.

    linus: what are you rebeling against?

    tux: whadda ya got?

  4. Little boy is growing up. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linux is 13? Pretty soon it's going to start liking girls, [sniff] and then before you know it you're handing over the car keys and telling it to please be careful. (oops, I've assigned the male gender to an operating system... all the girls who read Slashdot will be mad at me... all three of them...)

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    1. Re:Little boy is growing up. by MmmmAqua · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey now, don't go forcing Linux into your gender roles! Linux is about choice - so you'll just have to become comfortable with Linux's new companion - Tim.

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      Arr! The laws of physics be a harsh mistress!
  5. Linux a Teen? by Manip · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh woot, we've had 10years of calm quiet Linux and now we get 5 of teen Linux.. moody and depressed. :-/

    I for one can't wait until Linux reaches maturity on its 18th.

    PS I bet Linux will get more girls fiddling with it than I did as a teen.. UHH even than I do currently :'(

  6. And that is why... by Gunfighter · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... I got married on the 10th birthday of Linux. That way my anniversary would be easy to remember.

    By the way honey, if you're reading this... Happy Anniversary.

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    -- Stu

    /. ID under 2,000. I feel old now.
    1. Re:And that is why... by sometwo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe you can get her some Linux jewelry....

  7. Only 13?!?! by SirStanley · · Score: 5, Funny

    I feel kinda creepy for having to fsck my linux partition now.

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  8. happy birthday! by sometwo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's a special birthday package

  9. Re:First words by mqRakkis · · Score: 5, Interesting
    From: torvalds@klaava.Helsinki.FI (Linus Benedict Torvalds)
    Newsgroups: comp.os.minix
    Subject: What would you like to see most in minix?
    Summary: small poll for my new operating system
    Message-ID: <1991Aug25.205708.9541@klaava.Helsinki.FI>
    Dat e: 25 Aug 91 20:57:08 GMT
    Organization: University of Helsinki

    Hello everybody out there using minix -
    I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and
    professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones. This has been brewing
    since april, and is starting to get ready. I'd like any feedback on
    things people like/dislike in minix, as my OS resembles it somewhat
    (same physical layout of the file-system (due to practical reasons)
    among other things).
    I've currently ported bash(1.08) and gcc(1.40), and things seem to work.
    This implies that I'll get something practical within a few months, and
    I'd like to know what features most people would want. Any suggestions
    are welcome, but I won't promise I'll implement them :-)
    Linus (torvalds@kruuna.helsinki.fi)
    PS. Yes - it's free of any minix code, and it has a multi-threaded fs.
    It is NOT protable (uses 386 task switching etc), and it probably never
    will support anything other than AT-harddisks, as that's all I have :-(.
  10. Come on... by StevenHenderson · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come on, Linux...just tell me you're 18. I'm dying to install you on my computers any play with you all night long

  11. Nah ah! by Nicholas+Evans · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to Linus' book, Linux 0.01 was released on Sept. 17, 1991. (Second to last line, Page 87, Just for Fun). So today isn't the birthday. :(

    1. Re:Nah ah! by suso · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're right, the release date of the first version should be its birthday. So today is more like the 13th anniversary of the middle of its third tri-mester. ;-)

  12. Re:Favorite Unix/Linux Links by itsnotthenetwork · · Score: 4, Informative

    I like this one a lot.
    http://216.218.185.154/index.html

  13. Re:My Experience with the Linux by rben · · Score: 4, Informative
    I believe that part of the reason that open source based startups are failing left and right is not an issue of marketing as it's commonly believed but more of an issue of the underlying technology. ... I have evidence to back it up!

    No, you have a story, that's not evidence. Besides, most of what you say here is wrong either because you are uninformed or deliberately spreading misinformation.

    We all know that linux isn't even close to being ready for the desktop

    Many of my friends now use Linux as their desktop operating system. I also use Linux as my desktop OS when I'm not playing games. Walmart has started selling Linux equipped PCs which are selling fairly well. The fact is that for the average PC user, Linux will work just fine. There will be a learning curve, but that would be true of any new technology.

    After running for less than 24 hours, 2 of them had experienced kernel panics caused by Bind and Apache crashing! Granted, Apache is a volunteer based project written by weekend hackers in their spare time while Microsft's IIS has an actual professional full fledged development team devoted to it.

    Given that so many others have been running Bind and Apache for many years without substantial problems, I'd have to say that you probably misconfigured your system.

    The "weekend volunteers" that you refer to are some of the finest programmers in the world or the code that they have written is comparable with that written by the best. If they weren't, the code they wrote would not get past the peer reviews and into these popular open source projects. The people who write code for Open Source projects are often the same people who write for the large software development companies. The difference is that they write Open Source code out of love for the work and the project, and the respect of their peers.

    While MS might have a "full development team" working on some projects, I doubt they have a full team working on any mature product that isn't undergoing constant new development. What resources they have are devoted to adding marketable features that will bring in additional sales, not necessarily reworking the code in pursuit of engineering excellence.

    Not to mention the fact that the Linux kernel itself lacks any support for any type of journaled filesystem, memory protection, SMP support, etc, but I thought that since Linux is based on such "old" technology that it would run with some level of stability.

    Again you have demonstrated that you are badly misinformed about Linux. The 2.6 Kernel does in fact have SMP support. There are at least 3 journeling file systems that I can think of off the top of my head, ext3, jfs, and rieserfs.

    As for being based on "old technology", Linux has caught up and passed MS. Linux now often incorporates new standards and technologies before the large software companies can even get them on the planning schedule. Linux developers have already put in place buffer overflow protection stipulated by new security standards that Microsoft has endorsed but has been unable to implement to-date. Microsoft hasn't even been able to finish and release it's new security patch, SP2 on-time, leaving millions of PC users vulnerable to viruses, trojans, and other malware. It is truely hard to appreciate just what it means to have thousands of people working on a single project and contributing their enthusiasm and expertise.

    There are many places where you can get help on configuring Linux machines. It appears, based on your posting, that you went about it by yourself without much knowledge of Linux. Had you looked for help, I believe you would have had far different results. I suggest you check out The Linux Documentation Project, my own site which is aimed at new Linux users moving over from Windows, and A How To Get Linux HOWTO that I have been working on. Perhaps you'll find that your experience changes when you work with the community rather than on your own.

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  14. Re:My Experience with the Linux by tigerc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Apache is a volunteer based project written by weekend hackers in their spare time while Microsft's IIS has an actual professional full fledged development team devoted to it.
    Uh huh. That's why a majority of the world's web servers run Apache. here These developers are hardly "weekend hackers", but devoted people. Read this

    As things stand now, I can understand using Linux in academia to compile simple "Hello World" style programs and learn C programming, but I'm afraid that for anything more than a hobby OS, Windows 98/NT/2K are your only choices.
    So that's why Google and Amazon, for example, run Linux? [netcraft.com]

  15. With apologies to Bill Cosby by gosand · · Score: 5, Funny

    I spawned your process, and I can kill -9 you!

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  16. Re:First words by hoofie · · Score: 4, Funny

    I like the bit at the bottom:

    ...it probably never will support anything other than AT-harddisks, as that's all I have :-(."

    I think the hardware support has moved on a bit from then....[My linux is currently running on a dual-processor pentium with SCSI raid array].

  17. Penguin years... by atomic-penguin · · Score: 4, Funny

    But the average penguin lives 15-20 years. So that is like 46 in penguin years. So Tux would be going through a mid-life crisis about now.

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  18. Pregnant by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So today is not Linux's 13th birthday. It's actually the 13th anniversary of Linus announcing that he was pregnant. The date of the first public release of the code should be the actual birthday.

    As someone mentioned earlier, Linux 0.01 was released on Sept. 17, 1991