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CEO Indicted for DDOSing Competitors

ruland writes "It turns out there was a reason the hosting company CIT/Foonet was raided in February. SecurityFocus.com reports that the CEO of a web-based satellite T.V. retailer has been indicted for allegedly paying Foonet's administrator to arrange denial of service attacks against his competitors, causing outages as long as two weeks at a time, and $2 million in losses. Now he's skipped out on $750,000 bail, while the five packet monkeys who worked for him are left facing felony charges of their own."

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  1. Packet monkeys, eh? by the+Man+in+Black · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's to hoping the term "packet monkeys" enters the lexicon as soon as possible. For some reason that made me laugh, imagining a NOC full of monkeys flinging poo at one another.

    Actually, I guess that pretty much describes most NOCs nowadays...

    1. Re:Packet monkeys, eh? by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      The works of Shakespear: 1000 monkies, 1000 typewriters, 1000 years.

      Microsoft Systems Management Server: 1000 pacxet monkies, 1000 copies Visual C++, 100,000,000 boxes of chocolate Ex-Lax.

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  2. That's weird by SpooForBrains · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dalnet's a Satellite TV retailer? Who knew?

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  3. look at the bright side.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least the CEO had the class to not outsource the packet monkey work to Russia or India. ;)

  4. fools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone knows the perfect crime when it comes to DDoS is to post your opponent's URL on slashdot...

  5. Re:Tin Foil Hat Brigade by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but they were all innocent!

    The CEO just had hotel reservations, and if he didn't go to Morocco, he'd lose his deposit (the bastards make you leave a credit card number you know).

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  6. Re:Guys, take note of this... by beacher · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get revenge too.. When your boss asks you to DDoS a website, make sure you post his website on /. ;)

  7. A new name for a new crime... by The+I+Shing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Should they call it 'packeteering'?

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  8. Re:I don't care how bad the tech industry is. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 3, Funny
    PMITA prison

    Packet me in the ass?

  9. Orbit's website needs updating by beef+curtains · · Score: 3, Funny

    I checked their "News" section: still no "Deadbeat thug CEO jumps bail, flees country" headline. Looks like their webmasters are slacking.

    I actually was expecting to see some sort of "new interim CEO" announcement, but couldn't find anything like that either.

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  10. Well at least... by LilMikey · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...he's a CEO that knows *something* about technology. That's an improvement.

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  11. Re:Guys, take note of this... by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well it the company goes out of business, Hire a New CEO to handle the paperwork and stuff and start your own business and keep all the customers from the old one, just do it quitly and keep the same name.

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  12. Re:Goddamn it. by TiggertheMad · · Score: 3, Funny

    You are an idiot, and I'm going to use my mod points to mod you down....er... DAMMIT!

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