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Windows XP To Get Longhorn Technologies

SilentChris writes "According to CNet, Microsoft is revising their plan for Longhorn. In addition to scaling back WinFS, they will also have separate releases of Avalon (the new graphical system) and Indigo (a new network architecture) for Windows XP and 2003. If most of the updates will be available for current versions of Windows, what is the incentive to upgrade?"

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  1. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have changed my plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.

    -MSFT

    1. Re:Obligatory by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2, Funny

      This bloat is getting worse all the time.

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  2. If most of the updates will be available for curre by phiberhack · · Score: 5, Funny

    If most of the updates will be available for current versions of Windows, what is the incentive to upgrade?"

    That it will WORK!

  3. Indigo by M.C.+Hampster · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't know about Avalon, but Microsoft has said for quite a while they were going to be releasing Indigo for platforms other than Longhorn. Indigo is a technology that will be replacing .NET remoting and it allows for secure, reliable and transactional communication between .NET applications. It only made sense to have a version available for other versions of Windows to make sure that applications could communicate.

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    1. Re:Indigo by Kent+Recal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Microsoft ... secure, reliable ... communication

      I see where your +5 Funny comes from.

    2. Re:Indigo by Moofie · · Score: 1, Funny

      Distributed applications...what a great idea. I think the Blaster Worm would be way better if I could incorporate clustering code.

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  4. Linux is too complicated! by Infonaut · · Score: 2, Funny
    There are so many different distributions and kernels and window managers. It's all so scary, unlike the easy, confusionless, standardized world of Microsoft Windows.

    Errr... .

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  5. Re:I want to know too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm running Win98SE without any trouble. Why should I upgrade to Longhorn?

    Random Guess: You desperately want to see Doom 3 run on your old hardware at .5 fps?

  6. What do you need an 'incentive' for? by MattGWU · · Score: 2, Funny

    A few months after Longhorn comes out, all these XP features will break, legally if not logically, and you'll have to buy Longhorn anyway. How's that for an incentive?

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  7. Re:Well, duh. by Mateito · · Score: 3, Funny
    even Bill can't believe he has such a tight control of the market

    C'mon, this is the man credited with saying (on more than one accasion I might add):

    "Bwahahahahahaha. Fools! I'll destroy them all!

  8. Re:History repeats? by MikeMacK · · Score: 3, Funny
    Maybe Longhorn will be another Windows Me

    I'm sure those words would echo through the halls of Microsoft like the sound of a swift approaching doom!

  9. Re:Historical, People Like Upgrades by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Longhorn is supposed to be a "unified" desktop with Internet, mail, etc.

    So the OS won't just be IE anymore? It'll also be Outlook Express? Helloooo viruses.

  10. Re:I want to know too! by Mateito · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... and he should upgrade to Longhorn, why?

  11. Re:History repeats? by LilMikey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple had originally made ambitious plans for Copland

    In all fairness I think it was Stallone's acting that did it in.

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  12. Re:Why Longhorn Stuffs? by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2, Funny
    • Longhorn stuffs
    In Texas, we refer to that as Bull stuffs. In polite company, I mean.
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  13. Re:Wow by Mateito · · Score: 2, Funny
    "What do you get when you multiply six by nine?"

    MONEY

    I like it!

  14. The Joy of Updating isn't the Update Itself... by syntap · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... but the joy of hacking the latest Microsoft license registration procedure.

    My best sig is this one.

  15. Incentive: by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Funny

    Longhorn will automatically render the Slashdot IT page in a better colour. It might even get people to switch from Linux to Windows.

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  16. Re:Historical, People Like Upgrades by sidhartha · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I'm done upgrading I can look my wife in the eye and pretend that only an Alpha Nerd could possibly complete such a gargantuan task. She will have to think twice about any plans to leave me for truly there are none higher.

  17. Re:"Scaling back WinFS" by R2.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "All it takes is a little basic research first."

    You're new here, aren't you?

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  18. Re:Why Longhorn Stuffs? by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 3, Funny

    visit file:///C:/Con/Con for one of many valid reasons to upgrade your operating system.

  19. Re:"Scaling back WinFS" by new_here_arent_you · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, *I* am new_here_arent_you.

  20. Solitaire/Minesweeper rendering engines? by DroopyStonx · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's no mention of this in the article, but I'm beginning to wonder if MS is the "secret" company that licensed the Doom 3 engine for use with the new versions of Solitaire and Minesweeper.

    The WinXP version was kick ass and had better AI than the POS 9x equivalents.

    I dunno, I just hope they do something besides put in a great new engine.. maybe do something about the deck-hackers on the internet. They really like to ruin everyone's fun and it pisses me off.

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  21. Re:History repeats? by HerrGoober · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's a bit strong!

    Inappropriate use of the word acting I'd say...