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New Lubricant Leads To Faster Hard Drives

azav writes "We all know about Moore's Law as it applies to chip speed but little attention is publicly made to the challenges of increasing speed in hard drives. A recent discovery in polyester (yes, polyester, you disco baby) lubricants will allow for faster and longer lasting hard drives."

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  1. FIRST ANAL "HARD DRIVE" LUBRICANT POST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    nyah

  2. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lubricants and "Faster, Longer Lasting hard drives."

    Sounds like some of the spam I get every day... cue all the bad jokes.

    1. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I swear most slashdot readers must either be 15, or never have sex. Once someone uses the word lubricants, everyone gets giddy...

    2. Re:Wow... by DrGonzo1138 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I can't even say titmouse without giggling like a school girl"
      -Homer Simpson

    3. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      My father's 48, and he finds it amusing as well.

      He's probably never had sex then.
    4. Re:Wow... by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I'm not usually one to laugh at blatant innuendo, but the first few times I heard that phrase being used, it absolutely cracked me up - not just for the phrase itself, but for the fact that no-one else seemed to get the joke


      I'm told that Australians have a similar reaction when they hear people talking about getting "root access"...

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    5. Re:Wow... by falzer · · Score: 5, Funny

      The mailman, on the other hand, didn't find it funny at all.

  3. My hard drive speed... by Cornelius+Chesterfie · · Score: 5, Funny

    With this, my hard drive speed increased a lot, if you know what I mean, and I think you do!

    However, I don't know about "longer lasting". I guess it depends on the person. Mine becomes a floppy after 2 minutes.

  4. Attention slashdot management by bigberk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The first twenty posts for this article should prove as valuable for marketing research of slashdot readership. You should be posting pornography, not links to tech articles. Yes, I'm kind of joking but kind of not.

  5. Bearings by stimpleton · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The oddest materials pop up for load bearing duties.
    "Felt bearings" have been used in the automotive industry for years.

    Especially in rack and pinion steering system where lateral forces are not so high.

    Lubricants for the felt material include oil and graphite powder, or run dry.

    While more durable bearings such as needle roller, bronze sleeve, and teflon bushings, may be the preference of performance applications, ease of fitment, damping ability, and cost, still ensures felt bearings are used today, both in automotive and other industrial machinery. It is very possible, you have owned a car with one or moore felt bearings somewhere in the steering system.

    The properties of synthetic material as a bearing surface have been used and far back as 1950's(and maybe beyond).

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  6. Re:What's changed? by Tlosk · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ignore the other people who replied, I don't think they bothered to read the article. The lubricant on the disc surface is just to help protect it from damage (platters are already have a protective layer, but this new one has better characteristics at high speed and is simpler to apply because it doesn't require seperate adhesives).

    The term lubricant probably wasn't the best choice, rather it's just a protective film.

    Supposedly at the high RPMs of top of the line drives, the film currently used can ripple or even spin off entirely after prolonged usage which leaves the disc more vulnerable to head contact or armature resting.

  7. Re: Wow ... by John+Jorsett · · Score: 5, Funny
    I swear most slashdot readers must either be 15, or never have sex.

    We have a winner ...

  8. Crossword. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 5, Funny

    One time, I was doing a crossword.

    DI_K

    12. Can be floppy or hard.

    Couldn't make this sort of thing up if I tried.

    --grendel drago

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