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Jack Valenti: The Exit Interview

thecounterfeit writes "Engadget has an interview with Jack Valenti, the outgoing president of the MPAA and the object of hatred for many hacker after he took he on DVD Jon, who is retiring tomorrow after more than three decades on the job. Engadget could have been a little harder on him when he says stuff like, "When you go to your department store and you buy 10 Cognac glasses and two weeks later you break two of them, the store doesn't give you two backup copies," but it is at least slightly encouraging to hear that he owns a TiVo."

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  1. Wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    DVD Jon is retiring?

    1. Re:Wha? by pjt33 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm more disturbed by the claim that he's been on the job for three decades. I thought he was only about 20.

  2. CDs/Movies are not cognac glasses... by rdean400 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...but the cognac glass maker should not prevent me from making my own cognac glasses in case the ones I purchased from them break.

  3. Jack Valenti is a liar! by nattt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    LIE: "Where did this backup copy thing come from? A digital thing lasts forever."

    No it doesn't. CDs rust because of manufacturing defects. DVDs scratch so easily you'd think they were designed to need replacing if the kids get hold of them! Jack's comment is like saying that insurance is unnecessary because houses don't burn down. Software manufacturers will replaced damaged media for a nominal fee. The DVD manufacturers could make the "you don't need a backup" line a reality if they offered $1 replacements for damaged DVDs and $0.50 replacements for CDs that get damaged, and indeed, there should be a legal mandate for them to do so upon production of a scratched original. They could handle it through the record stores - bring in your old CD or DVD, hand over your dollar, and get a bright new shining one. That would make consumers happy about buying such fragile media. At that point, however, they would not be able to say - sorry, run out of copies. They would have to make more copies rapidly if more people come back. This should also last as long as the copyright lasts upon the programme material + 50, just in case. Ofcourse, if you don't copyright it and give it to the public domain, you don't have to supply backups - now that's fair.

    LIE "But I visited the labs at Caltech, and they're running an experiment called FAST where they can bring down a DVD-quality movie in 5 seconds. " what's that - about 1GB per second?? Anyone know a hard drive that fast and affordable for my edit suite??? Sure cache it in RAM first..... Seriously Jack...

    LIE "There is no fair use to take something that doesn't belong to you. That's not fair use..... Now, fair use is not in the law." It's fair that we get screwed by the MPAA, but not fair when every TV advert for every movie I've ever seen says "own it on DVD" - for emphasis "OWN IT". If I own it, whatever I do with it is fair. If I own it I don't have a right to a free or very cheap replacement of the media. I know I don't own software as it's licenced. But I must own the DVD as you told me - it can't be licenced. Now which way do you want it Jack. If I own it, I'll do whatever the hell I like with it.

    LIE "So there are no restrictions that Hollywood wants to place on what people can do with media on their computers?

    Well, I can't tell you that. We have to see what the technology can provide." So what you're really saying Jack is that you want Linux and open source OSs illegal, everyone to buy Microsoft and have computers so restricted that they're practically games and entertainment consoles. Jack - you're such a hypocrite.

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    -- oldthinkers unbellyfeel ingsoc
  4. Those all powerful Cognac glasses... by Gelfman · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...have inspired me to share other excerpts from Valenti's Bumper Christmas Compendium of Crap Analogies...

    • Well, you see, it's like a duck sitting in the forest. If you feed it some kibble and two weeks later it vomits all over a tree, you don't expect to be able to send the cleaning bill to Cher, now do you?
    • Take my Auntie Scarface as an example - she likes to eat her CDs proclaiming them to be an excellent alternative to coconut macaroons. Now who'd want to back up a macaroon (must...suppress...foul...image)?
    • How many times? Digital data can only be handled by an expert wearing a grade 3 frock and wielding a polo mallet and you'd look pretty silly in those so you shouldn't do it.
    --
    ...and, on the seventh day, God switched off his Mac.
  5. Boston stangler by bathmann · · Score: 5, Funny
    Jack, you'll forever be in our hearts for your priceless quotes.

    "I say to you that the VCR is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone."

    Jack Valenti, 1982 click me

  6. Such classic ignorance by davek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ah, this is classic! An old man's uninformed belief that somehow we can protect people from thinking!

    "I really do believe we can stuff enough algorithms in a movie that only the dedicated hackers can spend the time and effort to try to plumb through those 1,000 algorithms to try to find a way to beat it."

    Re-he-he-heally. Don't you realize that once ONE person breaks it (out of, oh, maybe, 3 billion hackers worldwide), then you've got the raw data, which you can copy directly to whatever and whomever you want. This is some sort of religious belief in encryption and obfuscation that is not shared by anyone who knows anything about scientific computing. CSS was broken, AES, DES, RCA, VHS, MP3, GTFO, and WTF have all been broken. And guess what? The future ones will be too!

    Find a new path.

    -Dave

    --
    6th Street Radio @ddombrowsky
  7. Re:Jack Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Give us the ability to back up our software, Jack, and we won't need to bother you about replacements.

    This is entirely the wrong attitude. They don't have to give us the ability to back things up, they need to stop taking the ability away from us!

  8. VCRs by zoeblade · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the interview:

    I have a TiVo set. I truly enjoy it.

    Seems to have changed eir tune since the 1982 Betamax testimony:

    You are sitting in your home in your easy chair and here comes the commercial and it is right in the middle of a Clint Eastwood film and you don't want to be interrupted. So, what do you do? You pop this beta scan and a 1-minute commercial disappears in 2 seconds... If you are watching a Clint Eastwood film it is the most cheerful thing you can do. However, if you are an advertiser who has paid $280,000 a minute to advertise, he feels a very large pain in his stomach as well as in his checkbook because it destroys the reason for free television, the erasure, the blotting out, the fast forwarding, the visual searching, the variable beta scans. The technology is there and I am one who has a belief that before the next few years the Japanese will have built into their machines an automatic situation that kills the commercial... I say to you that the VCR is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
  9. Re:When you go to the department store... by Ath · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Don't forget that if you plan to use the Cognac glasses in a restaurant or other public place, you have to buy a special version of those glasses. They are the same, but you have to pay for the right to use them in public.

    Also, those Cognac glasses are only for a certain kind of Cognac. You are not allowed to use them to drink unlicensed brands of Cognac. And don't even think about putting anything else in them. Want to drink water out of them? If we catch you, we will sue you.

    Valenti is an idiot. He almost single-handedly killed the entertainment industry with his crusade against VCRs (a technology that actually saved the industry). I cannot figure out why the industry even pays him lip service because he is a moron. Oh, he doesn't mind technology so long as it has all the controls in place he wants and it is illegal to change those controls.

  10. Re:Let me ask everyone here... by werwerf · · Score: 5, Informative
    I do.

    I have backup copies of my CDs to carry on the car. That way, I do not put in danger originals buy scratching them on the car.

    I have even downloaded albums that I had on CDs that were too scrached to be used.
    So I think we, the customers, should be entitled to make backup copies of digital content, or at least, get back what we payed for (the content, not the media).

    I fact, one of my colleagues has asked me for my original copy of a PS2 game that he bought for his kid (so damaged as not being usable)...

    ---
    there was a SIG here.
    it is gone now.
    (Quiz: Where does my SIG comes from?)

  11. Re:Sure it's stealing. by kahei · · Score: 5, Informative


    By the letter of the law, my using Bittorrent to download the latest Adam Sandler flick is stealing.


    NO. IT IS COPYRIGHT VIOLATION.

    EVERY time a story like this comes along a THOUSAND brave volunteers leap up and point out the difference between intellectual and physical property laws, and STILL there remains this hard core that simply cannot Get It.

    If you're going to talk about the 'letter of the law', shouldn't you read at least a brief overview of said law first?

    Yet, hope is eternal and so on this day I do my part in the eternal struggle, by saying again in a loud, clear voice:

    It is not STEALING but COPYRIGHT VIOLATION. Not the THEFT of MATERIAL PROPERTY but the UNLICENSED DUPLICATION of INFORMATION.

    --
    Whence? Hence. Whither? Thither.
  12. Re:It comes down to cost for the backup... by dj245 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The **IA's aren't selling you cognac glasses, they are letting you borrow a cognac glass and selling you a license to use it. You can't let a friend borrow it, and you can't make a wax model of it. Would it not be fair to give you another if you break it, since you paid for the license, not the glass?

    Either they are selling the CDs, or they are selling licenses, they can't have it both ways.

    --
    Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
  13. You have been brainwashed by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When you buy a DVD you are buying the media AND the right to watch it. [emphasis added]

    You have been apparently indoctrinated with a great success, but the fact is that you don't need any special "right to watch" a movie, like you don't need any "right to read" a book, at least not yet. The only thing that the copyright law regulates is the right to publish and distribute, not any magical "right to see" which would somehow make illegal the very act of merely looking at publicly available things, which would be completely ridiculous. Please do not spread the FUD. The scums like Jack Valenti want us to think that way, but it does's make it true. Please try to keep that in mind. This is actually extremely important because if all of people think like yourself, then no one will protest when corporations finally put it into law, because everyone will think it has always been that way, which is simply not true. I wouldn't have even answered to this post but it was moderated as Score:5, Insightful so apparently there are more misinformed people here.

    --
    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
  14. On the Cognac glass thing... by 59Bassman · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If I were to buy 10 Cognac glasses and 2 broke, look at the options I have:

    1) I can take one of the remaining glasses to a friend who is a hobbyist glass blower and see if he can make one for me free of charge (assuming the glass design is trademarked)
    2) I can get my own Cognac glass blowing setup and make an myself a new matching glass once I've aquired the skills and materials.
    3) After making one or two for myself, I can crank out a whole bunch for my friends free of charge as Christmas presents, anniversary gifts, or wedding presents.
    4) I can take detailed measurements of the glasses, bring them to a glass factory, and have them turn out duplicates for me (legal or not, this happens ALL OF THE TIME in industry) so that I can avoid the high costs of buying from the original manufacturer.
    5) I can throw a Cognac party for as many people I want, and allow those folks to view and use my legally purchased Cognac glasses without fear of reprocussion.

    Now, which of these options are available to me to do legally with CDs or DVDs?

  15. Re:Let me ask everyone here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Happened to a friend of mine last week. She had her entire CD collection (yes, REAL store-bought CDs) in her car and it got broken into. Both the car (and of course, the CDs in the car) were stolen.

    Now regardless of the fact that she probably shouldn't have left the CDs in the car, if she had made duplicates and used those in the car, she'd still have all her genuine CDs. I always have CDRs of my music in my car, because at $20-40/CD (imports), I would be royally choked if they got ripped-off.

    But of course, the RIAA doesn't like that whole "backup" idea, after all the thief would then have a copy of the music as well as the legal owner, and that's just not right!

    So they need to decide - if you're actually "licensing" the music, then you get the right to get replacement media AT COST as part of the license. If you're buying the media, then they can kiss their product goodbye after you've bought it.

    Now, all that said, I could give a damn WHAT the RIAA or MPAA think because when I buy a CD or DVD or computer software, it's mine dammit, and I'm going to do whatever the hell I want to with it - and nothing they say or do will ever change that.

  16. Difference between DVDs and cognac glasses by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If I buy a set of cognac glasses and then move to Belgium, I don't have to buy a special set of Belgian cognac glasses.

    When I buy a set of cognac glasses, they'll work with any brand of cognac, even cognac my friends and I made as part of a giant collaborative project.

    If I buy cognac glasses and decide to drink milk out of them, the manufacturer won't accuse me of violating the licensing agreement.

    If I build exact replicas of the cognac glasses using my own materials, and then give these replicas away, I won't get sued by the Glassblowing Industry Association of America.

    If I sell the cognac glasses at a second-hand store, the aforementioned GIAA won't accuse me of stealing profits away from the original cognac-glass-makers, or claim that I probably made an illegal copy of them before I sold them.

    I don't have to pay higher prices on glassblowing supplies on the assumption that I'll probably use them to make illegal copies of cognac glasses.

    And the #1 difference between DVDs and cognac glasses:

    The cognac glass actually contains something I might enjoy.

    --

    I am Sartre of the Borg. Existence is futile.
  17. Another Quotable from Valenti by spiffturk · · Score: 5, Interesting
    From the page the parent linked to:
    [Valenti]:The average number of cassettes per household -- this is fascinating -- Mrs. Schroeder, was 27.7, 28 cassettes. Now, if you are just time shifting, all you are doing is you are away from home and you are taping something and you come back and you watch the commercial, then you time shift, you don't need 28 cassettes. You need one cassette or at the most two. Why do you have 28? Why? Because of the next line. Seventy-five percent have a permanent collection. My own home, we do it in our on home. I know about that. Anybody that has a VCR, talk to them, and I ask you to use your own commonsense, Mr. Chairman, Mrs. Schroeder, Mr. Railsback, just think of you as human beings. If you had the power to sit on a playback of a recording and you could wipe out the commercials or not wipe out the commercials, what would you do? You would do exactly what you said, sir. That is terrific. Of course. We all do it.

    But when you do it, you strip away the reason for free television. Now, let me --

    Mr. KASTENMEIER. Jack, let me ask you. Do you consider yourself and your family infringers when you engage in that practice?

    Mr. VALENTI. I consider myself and my family believing what the plaintiffs in this lawsuit said and they said publicly, they have said it to the press, they have said it to the lawyers, they have said it to the courts. They do not intend to file any actions against homeowners now or in the future. I mean, that is obvious and they have said that publicly, Mr. Chairman, so I believe them. As far as I am concerned, I am going to continue taping because the plaintiffs have said they aren't going to do anything to me. I am not committing any crime. They know that.

    Mr. KASTENMEIER. That wasn't my question.

    Mr. VALENTI. Do I consider myself an infringer?

    Mr. KASTENMEIER. When you engage in such practice.

    Mr. VALENTI. Yes, sir, I do. I am taking somebody else's copyrighted material without their consent and I know damn well I am infringing. But as far as court action or anything else, I am safe. First, it is not a criminal act. Again, the opposition would tell you video, police, and criminals. They show an astonishing lack of the copyright law. They know good and well that that is not a criminal infringement unless you do it for profit. But on the other hand the plaintiffs have said they are moving against anybody in the homes. There is no problem, but 1 know and everybody else knows they are infringing.

    Beautiful.

    --
    Will
  18. Who asked to be given backup copies ? by dewdrops · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No one ever asked movie companies to give out free backup copies. What we want is to not get sued or put in jail if we copy a DVD, or rip it to an mp4 on our laptop to take on vacation, or do any number of things with the DVD we just bought.

    Bascially, we'd like to be treated the same as when we buy a set of glasses: once, we've bought it, we can do anything we want with it. Glassmakers don't try to have people put in jail for post articles on how to blow glass.

  19. Valenti is a Jackass by Thomas+Hawk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Look, either you are selling content or you are selling physical goods -- you cannot have your cake and eat it too. When you buy a DVD you are buying content. The DVD is merely the delivery vehicle for the content. If I buy a tune from itunes and then burn it to my CD and it breaks, should I then also not be able to re burn it? It infuriates me that people like Jack Valenti have no problem gouging the public with expensive dvds and then when the medium is no longer useable try to compare it to a pair of cognac glasses. On Thursday night someone broke the window of my car at the West Oakland BART station and in addition to stealing the dvd player in the car stole all of my kids dvds -- about 20 of them which were hidden in the glove compartment. They stole the dvd player even though I had taken the face plate off and it is essentially worthless to them without it. Now Vallenti wants to tell me that I'm SOL and why don't I just go out and drop another $500 buying my content all over again -- and he has the audacity to speak about a "moral imperative."?! This guy is classic. How about this Jack. How about I just download everything I want for free and use any resource I have to avoid ever paying for another dvd for the rest of my life. How about I just copy everything to my PC and burn it to dvd for play in my car in the future and don't give you or your friends another god-damn dime. There is a reason that you are portrayed as a "villian" in cyberspace. And while you may have a modicum of power based on your previous position with the MPAA, the tide is turning and things like you opening your mouth and saying really stupid things will ony bring about both grass roots political change and technological pirating tools faster. You, my friend, are a hypocrite -- someone who talks about the value being the content one day and the form the very next.