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The Swiss Army Knife of USB Drives

Mudzy writes "The Tech Zone reviews what has to be the coolest Swiss Army Knife ever made. The Swissmemory USB Victorinox is the first knife to be equipped with a USB flash drive. " Besides 64 or 128mb of data, it includes such useful items as a ballpoint pen, red light, scissors, nail file, and not surprisingly, a knife.

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  1. Why? by wackysootroom · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Swiss army knives traditionally used out in the wild on camouts, hiking, fishing trips, etc.

    The concept of this gadget is cool, but could someone enlighten me to the uses of a USB flash drive out in the wild?

    1. Re:Why? by jridley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I use a swiss army knife every day. When around the house or work, I generally have either the Victorinox Tinker model (several years old) or a Leatherman Juice S2. I have a Leatherman Squirt on my keychain.

      When I'm out in the wild, I carry a rather larger lock-back leatherman model on a belt loop.

      It's a rare day that I don't use my knife, but the sharp blade gets used maybe 20% of the time; more likely a screwdriver, pliers, or wire cutter.

      But I'm the sort that fixes things while waiting around at the doctor's office for an appointment. Lots of door hinges and table legs have mysteriously gotten fixed in places where I've had to wait. What, I'm supposed to read f'in Sports Illustrated?

  2. Re:Sorry, your product is banned here. by Walrusss · · Score: 2, Interesting
    What would be the point of having a swiss knife without a knife ?

    Until what we all know, we could bring that kind of knife on a plane. A swiss knife is very useful in all sort of situations, especially when you are travelling and just taking a piece of bread and some paté instead of eating a burger ;-)

    Stick to Tux, get your own TuxSticker !

  3. Not a cybertool?! by LinuxGeekMobile · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wierd that they didn't make a variant of the Cybertool with USB, since it is actually targetted at computer support people. A generic swiss army knife with USB doesn't make sense.

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  4. Ok, interesting but... by jmcmunn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The USB memory is only the first step. Now put a little GPS reciever in the knife, and let me load the USB memory with maps of the area I am camping/traveling in. It would need a little LCD screen to show basic roads or trails as well I suppose.

    Basically I am looking for a leatherman, combined with a Garmin Etrex (or your favorite GPS). Now that would be useful...

  5. It's slightly lacking by jandrese · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The biggest problem I have with this knife is that it doesn't have a Phillips head screwdriver. The screwdriver is by far the most common tool I use on my knife, although I would absolutely love to have a USB stick built in (I rarely remember to carry my USB key when I absolutely need it, but I always have my knife). The light would be great except that it is the "press and hold" kind, not the toggle switch kind, which makes it far less useful as it only lets you use one hand if you need light.

    All I ask for in a knife is:
    1. A blade
    2. A large flathead screwdriver/bottle opener
    3. Small flathead screwdriver/can opener
    4. Philips head screwdriver
    5. 256M+ USB stick
    6. Built in Photon III, preferably in White
    7. Scissors
    That's all I want. Is it really too much to ask for?
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  6. Re:128MB? by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I use my PNY 64MB all the time and I've never had space problems. If I needed to store a bunch of music on it or something, I'd go for an iPod or some such. But I keep the PNY stick in my pocket everywhere I go.

  7. Re:wtf? by Dracolytch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What's even more bizzare is that the article doesn't link to the ThinkGeek page for this. Instead, they link to a competitor, thetechzone.com.

    Congratulations slashdot! you've just shot your sister-company in the foot!

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  8. Re:Usefull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Until you can't take it on a plane with you.

    Seems kind of silly you can't take pocket knives on a plane anymore. I used to always carry my Leatherman on board in my computer bag. These days they'd probably confiscate it. What, am I going to hijack a plane with a 3" blade? What pussies we've become when a plane full of people are scared of a pocketknife wielding hijacker. The ironic thing is, if people had known what was in store for them they could've easily overcame their box-cutter wielding hijackers. 9/11 will never happen again people. It was perfect and played off the complacency of passengers in a hijacking situation. Everyone in that situation will now assume the worst and should fight back since you're dead anyway.

  9. Re:Missing the target market by the+chao+goes+mu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    a) How much time to you actually spend on a plane that (b) is a major issue?

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  10. Re:Not too popular here.. by Jaywalk · · Score: 3, Interesting
    In USA are you allowed to keep the knife in your 'checked in' baggage?
    Yeah, but practically nothing for carry-on. There's even some stuff that's theoretically allowed (like small blunt scissors or nail clippers without a nail file) that poorly trained security folk confiscate.

    It looks like the USB Knife is on the same pattern of the executive line, so that's just about a two-inch blade, but most Swiss Army knives have bigger blades; around three or four inches. My old favorite was the Tinker because it had a phillips head screwdriver. (Honestly, did anybody ever use that stupid corkscrew?) But I've since replaced it with a Leatherman because of the pliers. Unfortunately, it looks like the only part of the Leatherman line that has blades of two inches or less are the Squirt, Micra and Mini-tool.

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  11. Re:wtf? by Samus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seeing as how the site is now down maybe it was intentional? Perhaps it was a DDOS attack idea in the same vein as the one reported a couple weeks ago where the boss skipped out on the hearings and left his "packet monkeys" behind. How long do you think it will be before we read about (on some other site of course) /.s servers being seized by the FBI? Some see stupidity while I see malevolent genious. Post a link to a competitor to take down their site and wait for posters to remind everyone that its also available on ThinkGeek. Theirs a mastercard or 1,2,3 profit saying in here somewhere. :-)

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  12. Re:Usefull... by FictionPimp · · Score: 1, Interesting
    I recently went to a concert. Durring the pat down they noticed I had a mini-leatherman on my keychain. They told me if I wanted to enter, I would have to check my keychain with them at the door. The blade mesures less then 2 inches and is dull. It has sissors though. I asked the guy who he thought I could hurt with it and he said "We have strict rules not to allow those or those large metal clip keychains because people throw them". I had to laugh, that thing cost me at least 20.00. No way I was going to throw it at a concert.

    I ended up taking it back to my car. They were happy with that.

  13. My take on the Victorinox by dze · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I bought one of these (the 64 MB regular version) a couple of weeks ago from ThinkGeek. Ordering time was pretty fast, three days I think (and I live in Canada). One minor caveat about the shape of it, is that it was definitely a bit thicker than expected (about 1.9 cm thick), and possibly a bit shorter (6 cm length). It's not a real problem, just know what you are getting. Consequently, the knife blade is fairly small.

    Overall the gadget is great, has been very useful. Oddly I think the ballpoint pen has gotten a fair amount of the use, but it's great having some portable storage. I was on vacation last week and it was perfect for use at Internet cafes.

    I tried to get Firefox installed on it however it's not fully working yet, but I'm sure that's my fault.

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  14. Re:Knife - what use?? by eagl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Geeks have plenty of uses for a knife. I've spliced together hundreds of electrical connectors and done many many other computer maintenance tasks with nothing other than a small knife, mostly because it was what I had with me. From troubleshooting your car's electrical system in a snowstorm to cutting off a frayed shoelace, not too many items are as useful as a swiss army knife.

    Some other posters have hit the nail on the head regarding the portability of this item... They simply can't be taken with you when travelling by air because the airport security terrorists will steal it from you, fine you if you complain, and detain you if you press them for such details as the name or badge number of the goon who stole your stuff.

    But for those who don't have to travel by air, this little gadget would be a very cool and useful thing to slip into your pocket. Add come-as-you-are antivirus and other system recovery services to your list of things you can do without any other hardware or tools. Neato.

  15. Re:Keep them seperate by menscher · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Agreed. This looked interesting to me when I stumbled across it last week, since I've been thinking about replacing my swiss army knife, which is showing extreme signs of wear after 10 years of use (the previous one was stolen). Here's what has killed it:
    • Scissors got dulled by cutting sheet metal (I resharpened them a bit, but they're still not the best)
    • Lost the toothpick, and, many years later, the tweezers (used for retrieving screws from inside computers)
    • Tip of main blade broken off (which, incidentally, makes it a great jeweler's screwdriver)
    • Spring on scissors broken
    • Outer hard plastic casing chipped and splintering off due to repeated use as a mini-hammer
    Given how much abuse I've given this thing (knives are useful on canoe trips, but also get rather wet/muddy), I really can't imagine something with electronics surviving more than a month. And how many people will want a crappy knife (no real features) after the USB part dies?

    Related amusing anecdote: was in a talk by the Red Cross about storing food/water/supplies as part of disaster planning. The woman joked about all the idiots that only have electric can openers, and would starve if power went out. She asked how many of us still had a manual one. I yelled out "right here" and waved my knife around. She asked if I knew how to use it. Yes... it's the only can opener I own.

  16. Re:Actually, the iPod is the Swiss Army Knife of.. by Raptor+CK · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm lazy. And I carry too much crap as it is.

    A 120gig HDD and USB 2.0 enclosure will generally need an external power supply. That's more bulk than an iPod.

    I have a Mac. Lots of people do. Many Macs have slot-loading drives which will *die* when you try to use a business card CD.

    I'll grant you that the iPod is not the best portable storage device, but it's a damned good music player that happens to pull double duty. Why bother carrying more crap than you need?

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  17. Re:Keep them seperate by Baseclass · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Digital memory proves to be quite resilient indeed.

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  18. The TSA will confiscate any tool it's never seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I had to make an emergency flight down to Southern California for a client and the TSA on the return flight home confiscated my RJ45/RJ11 CABLE CRIMPER that I had at the bottom of my bag. Now, any geek who's ever operated one of these devices will know the blade on it is so small and unexposed...but he didn't know what it was, and wouldn't allow me to take it back.

    I spent the whole flight back how it would be possible for a deranged hijacker to take over a plane by cutting lots of patch cables.