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World's First Practical Plastic Magnet
Stopmotioncleaverman writes "New Scientist is reporting that scientists at the University of Durham in the UK have created the world's first plastic magnet to work at room temperature from two compounds, emeraldine base polyaniline (PANi) and tetracyanoquinodimethane (TCNQ). In 2001, scientists in Nebraska created a plastic magnet, but it only worked at 10 Kelvin.
Most notably from the article - "One of the most likely applications is in the magnetic coating of computer hard discs, which could lead to a new generation of high-capacity discs".
This story is also being reported in lots of other places."
I for one welcome our plastic robot overlords... of the non-vibrating kind...
of Michael Jackson stuck to a lamppost
So this is going to confuse poor operators of MRI machines then. Now they can't even take plastic stuff in. They'll have to go in naked.
:)
Mmmmm Naked Nurses
Whoohoo! In 2007, you'll be able to attach Barbie to the fridge.
Does this mean people with ferromagnetic dentures will have to stop eating McDonalds cheeseburgers?
Does this mean that I can now stick my floppy discs to the refrigerator without wiping out the data?
:)
Heh
This is going to have some serious implications on the world's superhero balance of power.
... and people say my inflatable girlfriend doesn't have a magnetic personality! Fah!
He who laughs last is stuck in a time dilation bubble.
One of the most likely applications is in the magnetic coating of computer hard discs, which could lead to a new generation of high-capacity discs The way my disk gets hammered the bloody thing would melt in a minute :o)
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Oh dear. I sure am glad I wasn't cooper when they tried to figure out how conductive he is...
From the article: "And in addition to computer hard discs, the team thinks that plastic magnets could have important medical applications, (...). Organic magnetic materials are less likely to be rejected by the body." Who volunteers to become the first human memo board?
She'd stick to the fridge?
This article might be a tad misleading, most days room temperature here is about 10 Kelvin if you leave a window open.
(For people that don't understand the Kelvin temperature scale this is not true and is in fact a bad attempt at humour)
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Nah, she'd just jiggle uncontrolably every time she passed through a metal detector...
Wow, I just got the visual... I forsee a new type of porno niche market...
And I, for one, welcome our new cosmetically enhanced, magneto-vibrating, porn starlet overlords!
Erotic is when you use a feather. Exotic is when you use the whole chicken.
You mean 24-carat gold plated connectors don't improve the quality of the music?
But I need to attach her to the fridge NOW!
With the advent of plastic magnets, I feel strongly that this will ruin the hilarity new versions of the Wiley Coyote cartoons, for example. I grew up watching that infamous episode where Wiley buys an ACME nuclear (or similarly powered) magnet that he puts out in the desert. It was huge -- 2 stories tall, assuming Wiley was as tall as a person.
He fed that annoying RoadRunner BBs and birdseed and turned on the magnet.
It pulled in things like satellites, cars, boats, etc.
Now, with this new invention -- plastic magnets -- a new version of that episode just won't have the cool metallic clanginess of the old version. No more battleship hulls grinding up against the metallic magnet from the old version. No more tink-tink of small forks and spoons getting sucked in to the magnet.
No...it'll just be a relatively un-entertaining "thunk."
Sometimes, we should just stop technological progress while we're ahead.
And fuck the RoadRunner -- can NO ONE run that fucking bird over?
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