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Internet Babylon

Daniel Jolley writes "I spend basically every waking hour online, and I have seen all kinds of crazy things on the Web over the years, yet I was amazed by some of the incredible things author Greg Holden describes in Internet Babylon: Secrets, Scandals, and Shocks on the Information Superhighway . This guy has gone where many fear to tread, digging up the goods on some of the Internet's most questionable, fascinating, oftentimes disturbing oddities. He has put all of this knowledge to a higher purpose, using it to describe the all-pervasive social change the Internet has wrought." Read on for the rest of Jolley's review. Internet Babylon: Secrets, Scandals, and Shocks on the Information Superhighway author Greg Holden pages 472 publisher APress rating 9 reviewer Daniel Jolley ISBN 1590592999 summary A guided tour of the wild, surprising, and oftentimes dark underbelly of the World Wide Web

Along with all the incredible things I somehow missed over the last few years (e.g., the Amazing Mahir), Holden brought to mind a number of wonderful yet somehow forgotten memories (e.g., All Your Base Are Belong To Us). Then there's all the great stuff that, like so much on the Internet, no longer exists but which provided tons of laughs at the time (e.g., Evil Bert). And I never tire of the great web creations that keep on giving, such as the phenomenal Star Wars Kid parodies.

Unlike most of us, Holden didn't just wander willy-nilly all over the Internet -- well, maybe he did, but he put together a well-organized book that breaks his subject down into six parts spread across twenty chapters. First up is "The Rich and (In)famous." Here you can read all about the online doings of celebrities, serial killers, has-beens and wannabes. Holden will lead you to the Partridge Family Temple, introduce you to the unique musical stylings of Star Trek actors, and even point you to refreshers on Manson Family Values.

Next up is "The Afterlife." On the Internet, nothing truly dies. You can explore the mysterious deaths of Elvis and other celebrities, become a knowledgeable amateur sleuth hot on the trail of Jack the Ripper, the Zodiac killer, and other inhuman monsters, help look for ghosts via webcam in haunted buildings, and even watch a body decompose inside a coffin. (Actually, that last idea fell through, but it's sure to happen eventually.) Of course, you might want to get religion before you take your own one step beyond, and the Internet puts a wide variety of "religions" at your fingertips. With the good comes the bad, and the Internet does, unfortunately, have a dark underbelly of criminality and evil; in the section "Bad Boys and Naughty Girls," Holden gives you the scoop on famous hackers and their exploits, viruses and their creators, and the cretins who curse us all with unwanted spam. He basically takes you on a guided tour of the dark side of the World Wide Web.

As we all know, the Internet has revolutionized politics, and Holden devotes three fascinating chapters to political intrigue, scandals, and government secrets online. In the past, politicians could keep their perverted behavior secret from the public, but the Internet has changed all that -- just ask Bill Clinton. In this online age, rumors and scandals can be spread across the entire world in a matter of minutes, and Holden shows us how the Internet has at times shaped the content of traditional journalism (as well as supplying us with some of the funniest jokes and parodies known to man).

Anyone who browses the Internet soon learns that there are people out there who will do anything to get attention, and those with some sort of self-styled mission will stop at nothing to get their points across. This is the realm of flame wars, denial of service attacks, as well as really, really silly web sites you can't believe anyone would ever think of creating. The unlikeliest of Internet heroes are honored in this section: the Amazing Mahir of "I Kiss You!!!!!" fame, the Star Wars Kid (one of my personal favorites), and even one of the little guys - the man who invented the Smiley symbol. It all wraps up with a look at "Big (And Not So Big) Business." Remember the Pets.com Sock Puppet, who enjoyed much more success than Pets.com ever did? That's just one dot-com disaster story; here, you will learn about some of the worst Internet business plans ever put together.

Believe me, I have only scratched the surface of the material covered in this book. Internet Babylon is chock full of fascinating, oftentimes hilarious stories (and pictures) of the continually surprising sites and sounds the Internet has brought to life. You'll learn a little bit about the creation and evolution of the Internet, but mostly you'll revel in all the crazy online manifestations Holden holds under the microscope.

Let me close with a word of warning. I'm a big horror fan, and I've seen some pretty disgusting things in my life; I like to think I'm tough enough to stand anything. Thus, I ignored Holden's warnings about some of the more disturbing web content that can be found out there and rushed right off to one aptly-described shocking site. Let's just say I'll never be able to watch weight lifting again. I know you will want to take a gander at many of the sites Holden refers to throughout this book, so I just want to advise you to proceed carefully: as this fascinating book proves, you can find absolutely anything out there online, and some of it ain't pretty.

You can purchase Internet Babylon: Secrets, Scandals, and Shocks on the Information Superhighway from bn.com. Slashdot welcomes readers' book reviews -- to see your own review here, read the book review guidelines, then visit the submission page.

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  1. Ohhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    digging up the goods on some of the Internet's most questionable, fascinating, oftentimes disturbing oddities

    Finally a story where goatse link might be appropriate.

    1. Re:Ohhhh by chimpo13 · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's the first thing I thought of. Tubgirl came in a close 2nd. She came up in conversation earlier this week. A panicked boss scared she might run across it sometime. So far she's been lucky.

      If I was more of an a-hole, I'd make it her wallpaper because she's out sick today. I think she'd sneak up and punch me.

    2. Re:Ohhhh by LearnToSpell · · Score: 3, Funny

      Tubgirl's the pic I generally use when people link straight to my images without any credit or pagelink. Dunno if they get the hint or not, but I'm building up quite a collection of funny screengrabs.

    3. Re:Ohhhh by CanadianCrackPot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damnit I should listen to the warnings. Thanks to tubgirl I won't be able to eat anything curried for a while (damn yellow sauce...)

      --
      Good programmers drink beer to relieve job stress.
      Great programmers drink hard liquor and work best hungover.
    4. Re:Ohhhh by arakon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Okay, I just saw it. Wasn't what I was expecting.
      I was thinking at worse some hugely obese naked chick. It's not. It's far more disturbing than that.

      And now I'm wondering who the hell this person is and how the F--K can they do that?

      It's worse than goatse.

      I'm going to cry myself to sleep now. Make the horrible image go away...

      DAMN MY CURIOSITY!!!!!!!

      --
      "If I were bound by all laws everywhere I'm sure I would have committed a capital crime somewhere."
  2. ya know, by Run4yourlives · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At least one teaser link would have been nice

    1. Re:ya know, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      here you go link

    2. Re:ya know, by ScottGant · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is the only web site you'll ever need...ever.

      Here it is: Zombo.com

      Nuff said!

      --

      "Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it." - John Lennon.
    3. Re:ya know, by Zorilla · · Score: 3, Funny

      Holy crap, a link to Goatse has been modded insightful. Thus, the final objective in opening the gates to Hell has been accomplished. Doom is at hand!

      --

      It would be cool if it didn't suck.
  3. You could... by StevenHenderson · · Score: 3, Funny

    You could write an entire book about the disturbing nature of goatse or tubgirl...yuck

    1. Re:You could... by Mr+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's what appears to be a retarded girl bent over on her back in the bathtub with what is alleged to be her own explosive excrement raining down on her.

    2. Re:You could... by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 5, Informative
      --
      Support the First Amendment. Read at -1
  4. About your warning... by Neil+Blender · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is slashdot, we know all about the weight lifter, gaping whatnots and projecting whozits.

    1. Re:About your warning... by shufler · · Score: 3, Informative
    2. Re:About your warning... by duncanatlk · · Score: 5, Funny

      I will NEVER click on a link in a /. post again.
      Poor lad.

    3. Re:About your warning... by MyHair · · Score: 4, Informative
      I hadn't heard about the weightlifter. Too afraid to click on that even after turning images off, I used wget and read the source (cut and pasted from shell window of source, so the formatting is really screwy...sorry):
      ---------------
      This rather shocking photo was snapped in November 16th by a spectator at
      the collegiate power lifting championships at Pennsylvania State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous,
      remembered to surgeons that he was "stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and
      pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift." He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and
      then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this
      position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain.

      Paramedics arrived and applied anaesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an "explosive and aggravated prolapse of
      the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his
      shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of
      the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was
      unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This
      spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of the injury to the
      lifter, who was a personal friend. This compounded the task of first aid
      officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in
      any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to
      the consternation of the helpless audience.

      The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but
      remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to
      ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted
      successfully". To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal
      stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal
      passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and
      also was put on a low fibre low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid
      any possibility of a recurrence. CBS news spoke to his wife and asked if
      she thought he would resume his power lifting career. "Not if I have
      anything to say about it, would you like to risk something like that again?"

      We agreed!!

      CBS news




      Origins: This item is "fa
      lse" in the sense that the accompanying text does not correspond to the image:

      • The message reproduced above was not written or published by CBS news or an
        y other news agency. (The poor writing, non-news format, and focus on "gross ou
        t" details mark it as a fabrication.)
      • The annual USAPL Pennsylvania State Powerlifting Championship contests
        are held early in the year (February or March), not in November.
      • No such injury as the one described occurred to any weight lifter at the Pe
        nnsylvania State Powerlifting Championships in the last several years.
      • The "weight lifter" in the photograph is posed squatting immediately in fro
        nt of a doorway or wall, which would not be the case if had suffered an injury i
        n the midst of a powerlifting match and then found himself "not able to move fro
        m the squat position." (He'd be in the middle of an arena or gymnasium floor wi
        th plenty of room on all sides.)

  5. Economics of scale by mreed911 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's not that the internet makes anything elevate in relative importance, it's that it reaches a larger audience so the numbers of folks interested in any given "thing" is higher.

    Before, you might reach 5% of the people in your 10,000 person town - or 500 people.

    Now, if 5% of people on the internet are interested in what you have done, you might reach 5 million people, but it's still just 5% of the population.

    Look at the Nielsen ratings - the highest rated shows actually garner a LOWER percentage of viewership than past shows, but because they reach more people they have more viewers...

    Same conecpt applies here.

  6. Re:Basically... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sure, anyone can bounce around the net looking for weird stuff. However, cataloging it in a coherent fashion represents quite a bit of useful work, if for no other reason than that there's so much of it.

    --
    The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
  7. All your base are belong to google-cache by deputydink · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Wow. That cartoon will never die. I was particularily happy to see a nod to the "Mr T ate my balls" phenomenon.


  8. Ironic... by gwernol · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the review: "Then there's all the great stuff that, like so much on the Internet, no longer exists..." to which list we can, sadly, add apress.com.

    --
    Sailing over the event horizon
  9. The first 3 by extra+the+woos · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will be destroyed in terrorist attacks and the 4th will disappear mysteriously.

    --
    replacing it with NEW Folger's Crystals! (lets see if they notice the difference)
  10. Paths less travelled by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Informative
    One way to get to stuff you wouldn't otherwise see on the 'net is to use one of the web site randomizers out there. For example, RandomWebsite will pick one of its archived links and let 'er rip. It's a bit annoying because it works off a .pl script that does the work; pulling up the main page and clicking on the randomizer link will always open a new window. What I've done is to create a FireFox bookmark that links directly to the script so that I can just click on it. Be aware the owner changes the URL every 30 days or so, so you'll have to update your bookmark once in a while.

    There are others, of course. But I like RWS because it doesn't contain truly obnoxious crap, scat tentacle anime pr0n or anything like that. Just your collection of normal to uber-weird sites. It has a heavy dosage of garage band sites, but even that's good for the occasional good music discovery. Some domains have expired and parked since they were added to the RWS database, so you will see some of those "SEARCH TEH INTERNET FOR FREE!!!" click-n-annoy pages, but they're the exception. In general (at least in my case) you'll find some interesting stuff, like wacky (and some bad) blogs and things like that. I've been hitting it occasionally for a few months and haven't seen a repeat yet.

    Anyway, good for a boring afternoon.

    1. Re:Paths less travelled by savagedome · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Stumbled upon is also interesting. You can even add topics to narrow down the randomness.

    2. Re:Paths less travelled by The-Bus · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'll go you one better: the Stumble Upon toolbar. It's a non-spywarey toolbar that you click and randomly puts you on a site from a list of topics selected... for example, my topics are Jazz, Alcoholic Drinks, Bizarre/Oddities, and Photography. But I could easily add anything from Postmodernism to Nuclear Science to Sufism to Cumshot/Facial. Once you've selected your topics, you hit a "Stumble!" button on your toolbar and you go to a site in the topics you've picked. You can then rate it thumbs up or thumbs down which will affect the likelihood of future stumblers finding it. You can also comment on the website (sample comment for Slashdot: "seriously, this is for nerds.") and add your review. If you find a new website, you can add it to StumbleUpon's database. It's not 100% bug free but it's pretty darn cool.

      Bonus points since it's available for IE, Netscape, Mozilla, and Firefox in Windows, Mac, or Linux.

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      Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

  11. Another Holden Might Say 'Phony' by Arren · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...Holden brought to mind a number of wonderful yet somehow forgotten memories (e.g., All Your Base Are Belong To Us)"

    "Forgotten?"

    "Wonderful??"

    That's some dry wit.

  12. "The Fringe Internet" by huchida · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The problem with a book about the "darkest corners of the internet" is that many of the sites decribed will be gone forever by the time it's published.

    I like books about strange, forgotten and fringe movies and music. But an anecdotes about how truly weird a band or film is only can go so far-- I'm going to want to see or hear it for myself.

  13. Or... by MolarMass · · Score: 4, Informative

    You can find a variety of Crazies, Wackos, and Tin Foil Hats on the Information Superhighway here.

    1. Re:Or... by Daagar · · Score: 2, Funny
      You can find a variety of Crazies, Wackos, and Tin Foil Hats on the Information Superhighway here.

      What about all the crazies, wackos, and tin foil hats you can find here?

  14. 14 minutes, 59 seconds by airrage · · Score: 5, Funny

    For a fleeting moment he had meaning. As the great Google spotlight flooded his small part of the world, he felt alive. He stood there at the Nexus, information flowing around him, through him, he was some Great Information God. His crappy site/photo/video gave meaning to others. And at the apex, when his Google page-rank was increasing like the US deficit he actually felt its heat, its beauty ...

    ... and then just as quickly as it came, the light dimmed, the spotlight moved on. The all seeing Eye of Sauron moves away searching, searching, searching. It is all left dim, dark, and hollow ...

    --
    "This isn't a study in computer science, its a study in human behavior"
  15. Google by Skiron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is yer friend. Who needs a book to find it all?

    But the Star Wars kid movie hacks was quiet something - amazing actually.

  16. Re:Chain Popups by Commander+Trollco · · Score: 2, Informative
    See my sig. Requires popup blocking to be turned off (except google toolbar), javascript on. It has all the famous shock photos save for a few.

    WARNING: disgusting, also spawns alot of pops. You have been warned.
    For the adventurous only. For ACs who can't see my sig, OH NOES

    --
    http://persianews.on.nimp.org/?u=Tar_Baby
  17. Re:Basically... by countpissedoff · · Score: 2, Funny

    no seriously..search for prawn its much healthier

  18. Re:Google around... by FatPaulie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aww nuts.. my site comes up a LOT when people search for the Hello Kitty Vibrator.. I don't know why.. it was an OLD OLD story.. like 2000 old..

    --
    Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible.
  19. Re:Ewww by Coupons · · Score: 2, Informative

    Oh, geez!

    The weight lifter is pretty bad, but I think the cab driver is worse.

    Will anyone actually have the nerve to mod this post "informative"?

    --
    If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? ~ Albert Einstein
  20. Worthless Book by Jack9 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If an internet oddities book doesnt cover the basics like Little Stalker Boy, it's full of garbage I've seen 100 times and not worth purchasing, much less thumbing through. For the article author, some guy who claims he lives on the web, he sure seems "wowed" by some pretty tired crap.

    --

    Often wrong but never in doubt.
    I am Jack9.
    Everyone knows me.
  21. Perverted? by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 4, Funny
    In the past, politicians could keep their perverted behavior secret from the public, but the Internet has changed all that -- just ask Bill Clinton

    Fellatio is perverted?

    Man, this guy needs to get out more...

    --
    Soylent Green is peoplicious!