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Body and Brains of Gamers Probed

ElvenMonkey writes "The BBC News is reporting about researchers at the University of Hull who are performing what they call the first scientific research into what actually happens when you play computer games, using a method called 'mood testing' (previously used on athletes.) Hardly surprisingly results so far show that we don't like losing, and that gaming puts you into an altered state. I can see it now.. computer games, the next designer drug."

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  1. Best Slashdot Story Tittle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    EVER!!

    1. Re:Best Slashdot Story Tittle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yuo misspeled 'EVAR'!!!!!1111

  2. Probing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not sure I'd want to probe the bodies of computer gamers. Some of those players aren't in the best shape or display the best higiene

  3. What?? by bucket74 · · Score: 4, Funny

    WTF? The article mentions nothing about bleeding eyes?!

  4. Gamers probed.... by djfray · · Score: 3, Funny

    This time they don't have to pay that girl on the corner of fifth and broad in camden!

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  5. Splash screens by Zorilla · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd like to see the brain readings when a console game gets started up. Nothing like seven unskippable splash screens in a row to really affect the enjoyment of a game.

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  6. Drugs are bad, mmkay? by ActionJesus · · Score: 5, Funny

    >>computer games, the next designer drug

    Just as well computer games arent addictive.
    *cough evercrack cough*

  7. In summary: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Body: fatter
    Brain cells: fewer
    Skin tone: paler
    Wallet: less money
    English skills: worse

    1. Re:In summary: by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 2, Funny

      What? You lost me after "cells." Oh, look... shiny ad banner...

  8. Games? by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 2, Funny

    Frankly, I don't really care what actually happens when I play computer games, since games are mostly for children. Real, adult men, especially those of high IQ, seem to be addicted to Wikipedia much more often than to games. What I would really like to know is what actually happens when I keep clicking Special:Randompage all day. Sorry, gotta go now!

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  9. What will those wacky scientists discover next? by deacon · · Score: 4, Funny
    Next week, "scientists" discover that:

    Sex feels good! (Readers here will have to take my word for it)

    What is after that?

    Chocolate is addictive?

    Feh.

  10. yikes! by Guano_Jim · · Score: 4, Funny

    method called 'mood testing'

    After the title incuding the word "probe" I read this as "wood testing" and was very disturbed.

    1. Re:yikes! by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, for most gamers, that's probably the best offer they've had in years!

      not that I was ever a gamer at all, no, not at all...

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  11. ummm by dotslasher_sri · · Score: 3, Funny

    umm really boss..playing doom 3 helps me do my job better ..no really..ohh about the explosions in the office i can explain that.

  12. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Video games already are the best contraceptive on the market.

  13. Next(?!!?) Designer Drug? by i_r_sensitive · · Score: 2, Funny
    Where has the poster been for the last 25 years or so...

    Hell I started with the gateway drug, Space Invaders, and I've never looked back since!

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  14. Re:gaming as a drug by javaxman · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not the *next* drug, it's the *current* drug.

  15. Re:Mother's Opinion by Chewie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or, have you ever heard a group of boys ages 11-14 play Halo? Yikes!!

    My friends and I (all 26-28) routinely play Mario Kart Double Dash, and get *way* into it. So much so that a) little kids don't want to play with us because we "race too mean", and b) I've used a *lot* of language I wouldn't want my mother to hear me use. We are extremely competitive, and social pecking order is somewhat determined by video game prowess.

    We're such nerds.

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  16. Re:Mother's Opinion by marshmeli · · Score: 2, Funny

    nevermind a group of boys ages 11-14...

    all my friends at college would carry their big 21 inch TV 2 blocks away to another friends house and play 8 person halo... nevermind the times we tried to have a party while they where playing...

    any age of guys (and some girls) got into another state when playing...

  17. study sponsor by dfn5 · · Score: 2, Funny
    The sponsor of this study was the same group that determined that in general people do not like being stabbed in the eye.

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  18. Tetris! by NetNinja · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tetris altered my mind!

    When I look at mass produced cookie cutter houses all I want to do is destroy them with my mind!

  19. Re:My Wife often complains by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 2, Funny
    I am SUPER pissed...

    Make sure you've got a clean Frisbee handy

  20. Re:Interesting quote by Zorilla · · Score: 5, Funny

    This seems to be a similar state to that of having sex, or so I've read. Could anyone confirm that?

    No, I believe none of us can confirm that for you. Sorry.

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  21. Re:Body conditions by QuijiboIsAWord · · Score: 1, Funny

    Next you'll be claiming you have a "Girlfriend". We don't believe your lies!

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  22. Mom's an enforcer? by MachDelta · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone else find it odd that a self-proclaimed mother would use the name "enforcer999" online?

    Jeez, maybe that little "M0rpH3uS69" punk I fragged the other day was actually the nice old lady down the street!

    1. Re:Mom's an enforcer? by Dick+Faze · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think Shaft is all-time greatest self-proclaimed mother.

  23. Funding by Wind_Walker · · Score: 3, Funny
    How in the hell do people get funding for this crap?

    I mean seriously, how do you get funding? I could use some cash right about now.

  24. Re:Goes beyond that by B5_geek · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have another more distrubing situation happen to me.

    I have been a Tribes fan since it first came out, and when I was in school after a long night of intensive gaming, my comments and speach were restricted to things like: vgh
    (which in Tribes these 3 keys activate a voice command: (V)oice (G)lobal (H)i!

    Another simplar situation occurs after long periods of time on IRC. I would goto speak with someone in real-life, and my fingers would move to the imaginary keyboard, and in my minds eye the keys would be in front of me.

    I found that both amusing and scary at the same time.

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  25. bar room brawls by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Funny
    Every Sunday I fire up my Quake2 Xatrix server to play with friends that live local. Afterwards we all meet in a local boozer. WELL! The discussions of the game get really heated

    ...and then someone slams their pint on the table and yells, "ALRIGHT! That's it. You and me, on the net, right now!"

  26. Excerpt from Counter-Strike match by shigelojoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    xXx-juggalo-xXx: fuk!!1 enforcer999 iz a sniper bitch!

    enforcer999: Don't swear, Jason! And don't call your mother a bitch!

    xXx-juggalo-xXx: wtf mom! you play cf?

    enforcer999: That's right, kiddo! And *you* are up past your bed time! Turn off that computer right now!

    xXx-juggalo-xXx: fuk!!

    enforcer999: pwn3d!

  27. Re:Mother's Opinion by rowanxmas · · Score: 3, Funny

    yeah, I am the undispputed master of warcraft3, Halo and Kart in my peer group... strangely it does not help my standing on the social pecking order.

  28. Re:gaming as a drug by PacoTaco · · Score: 3, Funny
    Tell that to those people who come out of planet evercrack after having lost 2 years of their life to a complete fantasy.

    What losers. Think of all the great television programs they're missing.

  29. Re:Maybe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    One of my first english words I learned from Maniac Mansion

    Chainsaw!

    Of course no upbringing is complete without being a player in Leisure suit Larry 1 at the age of 9.

    Open Door
    Take Rose
    Look at wall
    Knock
    Ken sent me
    etc etc