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Body and Brains of Gamers Probed

ElvenMonkey writes "The BBC News is reporting about researchers at the University of Hull who are performing what they call the first scientific research into what actually happens when you play computer games, using a method called 'mood testing' (previously used on athletes.) Hardly surprisingly results so far show that we don't like losing, and that gaming puts you into an altered state. I can see it now.. computer games, the next designer drug."

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  1. Best Slashdot Story Tittle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    EVER!!

  2. Probing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not sure I'd want to probe the bodies of computer gamers. Some of those players aren't in the best shape or display the best higiene

  3. What?? by bucket74 · · Score: 4, Funny

    WTF? The article mentions nothing about bleeding eyes?!

  4. Gamers probed.... by djfray · · Score: 3, Funny

    This time they don't have to pay that girl on the corner of fifth and broad in camden!

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  5. Splash screens by Zorilla · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd like to see the brain readings when a console game gets started up. Nothing like seven unskippable splash screens in a row to really affect the enjoyment of a game.

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  6. Drugs are bad, mmkay? by ActionJesus · · Score: 5, Funny

    >>computer games, the next designer drug

    Just as well computer games arent addictive.
    *cough evercrack cough*

  7. In summary: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Body: fatter
    Brain cells: fewer
    Skin tone: paler
    Wallet: less money
    English skills: worse

  8. What will those wacky scientists discover next? by deacon · · Score: 4, Funny
    Next week, "scientists" discover that:

    Sex feels good! (Readers here will have to take my word for it)

    What is after that?

    Chocolate is addictive?

    Feh.

  9. yikes! by Guano_Jim · · Score: 4, Funny

    method called 'mood testing'

    After the title incuding the word "probe" I read this as "wood testing" and was very disturbed.

  10. ummm by dotslasher_sri · · Score: 3, Funny

    umm really boss..playing doom 3 helps me do my job better ..no really..ohh about the explosions in the office i can explain that.

  11. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Video games already are the best contraceptive on the market.

  12. Re:Mother's Opinion by Chewie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or, have you ever heard a group of boys ages 11-14 play Halo? Yikes!!

    My friends and I (all 26-28) routinely play Mario Kart Double Dash, and get *way* into it. So much so that a) little kids don't want to play with us because we "race too mean", and b) I've used a *lot* of language I wouldn't want my mother to hear me use. We are extremely competitive, and social pecking order is somewhat determined by video game prowess.

    We're such nerds.

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  13. Re:Interesting quote by Zorilla · · Score: 5, Funny

    This seems to be a similar state to that of having sex, or so I've read. Could anyone confirm that?

    No, I believe none of us can confirm that for you. Sorry.

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  14. Mom's an enforcer? by MachDelta · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone else find it odd that a self-proclaimed mother would use the name "enforcer999" online?

    Jeez, maybe that little "M0rpH3uS69" punk I fragged the other day was actually the nice old lady down the street!

  15. Funding by Wind_Walker · · Score: 3, Funny
    How in the hell do people get funding for this crap?

    I mean seriously, how do you get funding? I could use some cash right about now.

  16. Re:Goes beyond that by B5_geek · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have another more distrubing situation happen to me.

    I have been a Tribes fan since it first came out, and when I was in school after a long night of intensive gaming, my comments and speach were restricted to things like: vgh
    (which in Tribes these 3 keys activate a voice command: (V)oice (G)lobal (H)i!

    Another simplar situation occurs after long periods of time on IRC. I would goto speak with someone in real-life, and my fingers would move to the imaginary keyboard, and in my minds eye the keys would be in front of me.

    I found that both amusing and scary at the same time.

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  17. Excerpt from Counter-Strike match by shigelojoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    xXx-juggalo-xXx: fuk!!1 enforcer999 iz a sniper bitch!

    enforcer999: Don't swear, Jason! And don't call your mother a bitch!

    xXx-juggalo-xXx: wtf mom! you play cf?

    enforcer999: That's right, kiddo! And *you* are up past your bed time! Turn off that computer right now!

    xXx-juggalo-xXx: fuk!!

    enforcer999: pwn3d!

  18. Re:Mother's Opinion by rowanxmas · · Score: 3, Funny

    yeah, I am the undispputed master of warcraft3, Halo and Kart in my peer group... strangely it does not help my standing on the social pecking order.

  19. Re:gaming as a drug by PacoTaco · · Score: 3, Funny
    Tell that to those people who come out of planet evercrack after having lost 2 years of their life to a complete fantasy.

    What losers. Think of all the great television programs they're missing.