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Robot Eats Flies to Generate Power

ms47 writes "Interesting little story over at MSNBC today about 'robots that can be sent into dangerous or inhospitable areas to carry our remote industrial or military monitoring of, say, temperature or toxic gas concentrations.' The neat part is it's powered by 'catching flies and digesting them in special fuel cells.'"

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  1. Misread the title as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Robot Eats Files to Generate Power" and thought that's not such a great idea.

    1. Re:Misread the title as by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 5, Funny

      OMG! In the future when our world population is exploding would this headline change to "Robot Eats humans to Generate Power"?

      Or even how about "Robot Eats fat humans to Generate Power"?

      Damned, /. should tie up with some gym to get discount prices for its viewers!!!

    2. Re: Misread the title as by shigelojoe · · Score: 4, Funny

      So now your *robotic* dog can eat your homework too!

  2. Attractive? by romper · · Score: 4, Funny
    "...it will have to use sewage or excrement to attract the flies and is bound to smell appalling."

    Something tells me it'll fit right in here. =)

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  3. They're called, "Flowers" by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Funny

    "One of the great things about flies is that you can get them to come to you," he said. Hence the downside of the fully autonomous robot: it will have to use sewage or excrement to attract the flies and is bound to smell appalling.

    Hello, McFly! I think our photosynthetic brethren figured out the solution to this problem a few gazillion years ago. The answer is flowers!

    It sounds like these researchers are already taking this behemoth as their example. Great: I, for one, welcome our new Giant Corpse Flower overlords. But why not jump forward a few million years? A rose by any other name, you know.

    On the other hand, nobody cares if the robot eats house flies. Butterflies might be another thing altogether. Won't someone please think of the Butterflies?

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    1. Re:They're called, "Flowers" by kfg · · Score: 3, Informative

      The answer is flowers!

      Indeed. That may, in fact, be the very inspiration for this device, as flowers that attract flies and digest them smell like. . .shit and rotting meat.

      Go figure.

      KFG

    2. Re:They're called, "Flowers" by RobertB-DC · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, the symbolism should be obvious, and it was a lot better than the old tradition of giving them animal sex organs. If you think roses don't look very good in a vase after a week...

      Just in case you don't think the poster is serious: he's dead serious.

      Won't somebody think of the children^W butterflies^W raccoons?!

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  4. Overheard in a remote jungle... by TWX · · Score: 5, Funny


    "Heeeeelllp Meeeeee! Heeeeeellllp Meeee!"

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  5. Flies by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
    The neat part is it's powered by 'catching flies and digesting them in special fuel cells.'"

    Yep, sounds like like elementary school..

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  6. It's name by Aadain2001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are they going to call it Kermit the Bot?

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  7. If they are going into toxic environments by 10000000000000000000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    they need to watch out for the flies that eat robots!

    1. Re:If they are going into toxic environments by cHiphead · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only in Soviet Russia...

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  8. Now what do I do? by joeldixon66 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So a robot's been created that eats flies while covered in fecal matter, to monitor toxic gas concentrations?

    Just another example of how technology is being used to take job opportunities away from me.

  9. Wait... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Funny

    is a robot that kills and uses living things really all that good of an idea? Sure, flies are annoying and can really ruin a picnic, but someting about arbitrarily deciding that they are not worthy of life somehow seems wrong.

    OK, I lied. I think this is great! Animal rights zealots an fuck off.

    LK

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    1. Re:Wait... by russx2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, and bye bye to the dragonflies who dine on them. So then we can knock a few breeds of bird off the non-extinct list who find their daily quota of dragon-like flies diminishing. And then of course the algaes around lakes grow out of control killing off the fish.

      Everything has its place in the chain :-)

  10. The Matrix by SWroclawski · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the movie they said we were batteries, but now I know it was just another example of factory farming.

    1. Re:The Matrix by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 4, Funny
      nerd obligation #1: reference to the matrix

      nerd obligation #2: using any means necessary to defend use of #1

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  11. No need to smell like shit... by Pinkoir · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why not try attracting mosquitos or something. I can't spend 5 minutes outside without 50 or so lunging for my sweet succulent veins. Just get the robot to be warmer than the environment and smell like a sweaty human. Only slightly less offensive than shit I admit but an improvement none-the-less.

    -Pinkoir

    1. Re:No need to smell like shit... by kiddygrinder · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, i believe mosquitos are attracted to carbon dioxide.

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  12. Hm by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the firmware is open-sourced, someone could make a version which preys on SCO executives...

    1. Re:Hm by tool462 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just have the robot's tongue look like a check for $699 made out to "cash" and they'll walk right in :)

    2. Re:Hm by penguinoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      If the firmware is open-sourced, someone could make a version which preys on SCO executives...

      If the firmware is open-sourced, it will already attract SCO executives.

      I can see the headlines already, "SCO sues robotic fly-eating overlords"

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  13. An Ecoligical Disaster by krygny · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the delicate balance of the world's fly population is upset, dog shit production in my back yard will be out of control.

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  14. Is this at all useful by iMaple · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Juast wondering if this is just some knifd of publicity stunt. I mean can flies really provide sufficient power for a robot to function properly (move around). I mean would'nt it need to be super effecient.Instead why not make a special recharging which periodically goes out into the hazardous env to charge the robots.
    Of course the original is a really cool toy if you need an automated fly swatter.

  15. Re:They're called, "Frogs" by turnstyle · · Score: 4, Funny

    I say the robot should catch the flies, and then use them to lure frogs. Imagine the power.

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  16. Gastrobots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Robots that have biotic stomachs are sometimes called 'Gastrobots'. There is a paper from MIT on the subject. Another paper from some guy at USF has this choice quote:

    Few robotics engineers would disagree that robot development has often been inspired by biological examples (Beer et al., 1997)

    This is not a unique insight but it is funny if you misread it as "biological examples, e.g. Beer".

  17. It can't just be me by JayBlalock · · Score: 4, Funny
    SURELY these scientists have seen enough movies to realize that making a farking CARNIVOROUS robot is a bad, bad, BAD idea.

    Not to mention, making it "release and forget?" Yay! Invincible autonomous robot predators! WHEEEE!

    To quoth Jeff Goldblum: This is the worst idea in a long, sad history of bad ideas.

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    1. Re:It can't just be me by penguinoid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      SURELY these scientists have seen enough movies to realize that making a farking CARNIVOROUS robot is a bad, bad, BAD idea.

      How about a robot that eats fish? Now we just need to tweek a few settings, and it might be able to catch even bigger "fish"

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  18. Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We have a robot that can fail because there aren't enough bugs in the system?

    1. Re:Hmmmm by Negaiss · · Score: 3, Funny

      actually you are free to digest flies then use the sugars in their bodies to generate energy and monitor toxic environments too

  19. Killing Robots by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Today it's flies. Tomorrow, wasps. Then, as robots grow more power hungry, WASPs. And soon, it will be your turn. Robots will grow us like plants, as seen in the Matrix!

    But seriously, I don't like this. Just because some animals are too weak to defend themselves, doesn't give us the right to kill them. Nor does it give us the right to build a robot that kills them. It's not like that robot couldn't be powered by other means.

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    1. Re:Killing Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just follow that locig a little farther...

      We don't have the rights to kill animals...
      We don't have the rights to kill plants...

      Oops, I just killed some tiny single-celled organism by breathing!

      Oh no; I'm no longer sick. I must have killed the virus/bacteria trying to kill me!

      I should just kill myself and get it over with.
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      Do I have the rights to do that?

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  20. uberfrog by ktulus+cry · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is no big deal at all. Like none of us have ever strapped a model rocket engine and a disposable camera to a frog before. Well... maybe that was just me...

  21. Flies have been used before by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Where I'm from, on the shores of Lough Neagh, there are a gazzilion flies out in the air every night. They look like columns of smoke, so thick is the sky with them. Well a long time ago, an enterprising farmer laid very fine fishing nets down on the fields by the Lough shore. The flies that died and landed on them were all gathered up and used as fertiliser. His fields that year yeilded 50% more hay than normal. So there you go.

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  22. A Poll? by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny
    "...it will have to use sewage or excrement to attract the flies and is bound to smell appalling."

    Something tells me it'll fit right in here. =)

    Fly Topping?

    WD40

    3-in-1

    Marvel Mystery Oil

    STP Oil Treatment

    Liquid Wrench

    10w30

    Ehylene Glycol

    Missing option: I eat my flies straight up, you insensitive clod!

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    1. Re:A Poll? by maeka · · Score: 4, Funny

      I only use Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil you insensitive clod!

  23. Hmmmm by TheMeuge · · Score: 5, Funny

    A machine that can digest flies, then use the sugars in their bodies to generate energy! How ingenious. Oh, wait - it's called a FROG.

  24. Bender? by canadacow · · Score: 3, Funny

    So how long will it be before we have robots that run on beer?

  25. I wonder if it could eat other bugs.... by rubberbando · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If they made one that ate mosquitos, they'd make a fortune cashing in on the annual West Nile Disease scare. :)

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  26. Robot Eats, Flies to Generate Power by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 4, Funny
    There was a little robot who swallowed a fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    I guess she'll fry.

    There was a little robot who swallowed a spider
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    I guess she'll fry.

    There was a little robot who swallowed a bird.
    How absurd! To swallow a bird!
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    I guess she'll fry.

    There was a little robot who swallowed a cat.
    Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    I guess she'll fry.

    There was a little robot who swallowed a cat.
    Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    I guess she'll fry.

    There was a little robot who swallowed a dog.
    What a hog! She swallowed a dog.
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    I guess she'll fry.

    There was a little robot who swallowed a goat.
    She opened her throat and in walked a goat.
    She swallowed the goat to catch the dog.
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    I guess she'll fry.

    There was a little robot who swallowed a cow.
    I don't know how she swallowed that cow.
    She swallowed the cow to catch the goat.
    She swallowed the goat to catch the dog.
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    I guess she'll fry.

    There was a little robot, she swallowed a horse.
    She fried, of course.

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  27. Doesn't sound all that practical... by alchemist68 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Called EcoBot II, the robot is part of a drive to make "release and forget" robots that can be sent into dangerous or inhospitable areas to carry our remote industrial or military monitoring of, say, temperature or toxic gas concentrations," New Scientist magazine said on Wednesday.

    If humans and other mammals do not want to or cannot live/work in these environments, why would insects find a locally dangerous or inhospitable habitat inviting? I don't of many common flies that can withstand high temperatures or toxic gas concentrations and be in a local environment in a large enough population to sustain the energy needs of a robot.

    What scientists should be doing is finding ways that allow mammals to live/work in these toxic environments. For example, parasitic worms, the adult intestinal cestode, Hymenolepis diminuta, lives in the intestines of its host; it does not have a digestive system or any means of ingesting food from the host. It acquires its nutrients simply by absorbtion through the cellular membranes. More interestingly, these parasitic helminths have mitochondria that utilizes fumurate as the final electron pair acceptor with concommitant generation of succinate as the end product of its energy metabolism. Translation: This worm's mitochondria operate ANAEROBICALLY whereas the mitochondria in humans and other mammals operate aerobically (oxygen is the final electron pair acceptor with carbon dioxide being the end product of our energy metabolism). Scientists could start genetically modifying mammalian mitochondria to operate in both environments (this already happens naturally in clams and other aquatic muscles). This could allow human heart muscle to survive and function in low oxygen tension environments; hence, no or fewer heart attacks. Pfizer http://www.pfizer.com/ is agressively pursuing cardiac and lipid metabolism research for the treatment of artereosclerosis. Combining Lipitor and a research compound, torceptrapib, will likely prevent plaques and cholesterol from ever clogging up arterial pathways, so my argument is almost impractical, but interesting.

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  28. human powered by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Once they get the taste for flesh, there's no going back. Humans and machines have coexisted for centuries on this planet, so long as there was no direct competition for resources. Now the symbiosis is over, and the machines are in the driver's seat. We're on the menu.

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  29. Re:Asimov, and Content... by delibes · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Yes, it's called "... That Thou Art Mindful of Him" and the robots are small birds designed to eat insect pests from crop fields. They are conceived by two other robots (JG models George Nine and Ten) as a means of ensuring the future success of the United States Robotics and Mechanical Men Company.

    More interesting is how Asimov tests his three laws in this story. The George robots aren't concerned with physical appearances (hence robo-birds). Therefore they decide humans are really evaluated based on their minds and character. Since they worked out a way to save the US Robotics company and ensure a nice future partnership between humans and robots, they decide they are smarter than normal humans, and thus in fact actually are humans and superior ones at that. Oops.

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  30. Dr. Evil by kjs3 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Is it just me or does the idea of a feces-encrusted robot that eats living things to generate power sound like something Dr. Evil would think of?

    All I want is a friggin shit-covered death-bot...is that so much to ask?

  31. I misread the title as well by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was thinking, "this robot would be great for Enron or something."

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  32. Re:I'm not so sure. by hey! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I once held my breath & walked around for a bit. The mosquitos still found me.

    Because you're outgassing a suculent (to a mosquito) odor from your skin. It isn't just CO2, but compounds like octenol. Some genera are more strongly attracted to some compounds than others. Aedes and Ochlerotatus mosquitoes are particularly attracted to CO2, or so some of my entomological geek friends say.

    Once they get close, mosquitoes are phototropic as well. Since they can see in the ifrared range, you're also like a walking lightbulb.

    The way people seem to attract mosquitoes probably depends on two things: their skin sensitivity (sensitive people notice more) and their metabolic rate (which affects how smelly and bright they appear to the mosquito).

    Trust me, I know too much about this stuff.

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  33. Re:But Toxic environments kill flies??? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

    maybe the robots will bring their own supply of flies with them in a special jar, i dunno?

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  34. Wait a minute here... by d474 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "...military monitoring of, say, temperature or toxic gas concentrations..."
    Why would the military have the need to be monitoring toxic gas levels with robots that use flies as an energy source? Well...

    If there is a major chemical weapons attack on a major population center there will be a lot of dead people. Where there are lots of dead people there are flies. Hence, the need for a robot that can sustain it's power needs with a fuel source available both day and night...Nothing to see here. Move along.
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  35. flesh eating robots are bad, mkay by davesag · · Score: 4, Funny

    i mean what part of "thou shalt not build flesh eating robots" don't these people understand. It's a pretty basic lesson to learn you'd think, but no.... has sci-fi taught these people nothing!

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