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Robot Eats Flies to Generate Power

ms47 writes "Interesting little story over at MSNBC today about 'robots that can be sent into dangerous or inhospitable areas to carry our remote industrial or military monitoring of, say, temperature or toxic gas concentrations.' The neat part is it's powered by 'catching flies and digesting them in special fuel cells.'"

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  1. Misread the title as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Robot Eats Files to Generate Power" and thought that's not such a great idea.

    1. Re:Misread the title as by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 5, Funny

      OMG! In the future when our world population is exploding would this headline change to "Robot Eats humans to Generate Power"?

      Or even how about "Robot Eats fat humans to Generate Power"?

      Damned, /. should tie up with some gym to get discount prices for its viewers!!!

    2. Re: Misread the title as by shigelojoe · · Score: 4, Funny

      So now your *robotic* dog can eat your homework too!

    3. Re:Misread the title as by Zenmonkeycat · · Score: 2, Funny

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    4. Re:Misread the title as by gnuman99 · · Score: 2, Funny
      how about "Robot Eats fat humans to Generate Power"?

      Stop being so anti-american YOU TERORIST!!!

  2. Attractive? by romper · · Score: 4, Funny
    "...it will have to use sewage or excrement to attract the flies and is bound to smell appalling."

    Something tells me it'll fit right in here. =)

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  3. They're called, "Flowers" by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Funny

    "One of the great things about flies is that you can get them to come to you," he said. Hence the downside of the fully autonomous robot: it will have to use sewage or excrement to attract the flies and is bound to smell appalling.

    Hello, McFly! I think our photosynthetic brethren figured out the solution to this problem a few gazillion years ago. The answer is flowers!

    It sounds like these researchers are already taking this behemoth as their example. Great: I, for one, welcome our new Giant Corpse Flower overlords. But why not jump forward a few million years? A rose by any other name, you know.

    On the other hand, nobody cares if the robot eats house flies. Butterflies might be another thing altogether. Won't someone please think of the Butterflies?

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    1. Re:They're called, "Flowers" by Tezkah · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or, use an even better solution and use solar power, since then you dont have to spend hours trying to capture food, all you have to do is sit there!

      Another win for plant-kind!

    2. Re:They're called, "Flowers" by kfg · · Score: 3, Informative

      The answer is flowers!

      Indeed. That may, in fact, be the very inspiration for this device, as flowers that attract flies and digest them smell like. . .shit and rotting meat.

      Go figure.

      KFG

    3. Re:They're called, "Flowers" by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the symbolism should be obvious, and it was a lot better than the old tradition of giving them animal sex organs. If you think roses don't look very good in a vase after a week...

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    4. Re:They're called, "Flowers" by NoMercy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your general flowers will attract wasps, bees and butterflys, when you want to attract the less wholesome type of fly you need there favorite food, so that's shit and rotting carcas smell :)

    5. Re:They're called, "Flowers" by luckyguesser · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One of the great things about flies is that you can get them to come to you," he said. Hence the downside of the fully autonomous robot: it will have to use sewage or excrement to attract the flies and is bound to smell appalling.

      Aren't flies also attracted to watermelon? I dunno, just the first thing that came to my mind...
      Mmmm.... watermelon.

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    6. Re:They're called, "Flowers" by mikael · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Finally! The Scottish highlands are made habitable by squads of roving robots that feed off midgies. Just replace the smell of sewage with the smell of humans.

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    7. Re:They're called, "Flowers" by mlk · · Score: 2, Funny
      Won't someone please think of the Butterflies?

      The robot is, and its thought is *YUM*
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    8. Re:They're called, "Flowers" by timeOday · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There must be some reason frogs aren't photosynthetic.

    9. Re:They're called, "Flowers" by RobertB-DC · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, the symbolism should be obvious, and it was a lot better than the old tradition of giving them animal sex organs. If you think roses don't look very good in a vase after a week...

      Just in case you don't think the poster is serious: he's dead serious.

      Won't somebody think of the children^W butterflies^W raccoons?!

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  4. Overheard in a remote jungle... by TWX · · Score: 5, Funny


    "Heeeeelllp Meeeeee! Heeeeeellllp Meeee!"

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  5. Flies by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
    The neat part is it's powered by 'catching flies and digesting them in special fuel cells.'"

    Yep, sounds like like elementary school..

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  6. It's name by Aadain2001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are they going to call it Kermit the Bot?

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    1. Re:It's name by ksheff · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Renfield

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    2. Re:It's name by stupid_is · · Score: 2, Funny
      Or even "Lord of the Flies"

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  7. If they are going into toxic environments by 10000000000000000000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    they need to watch out for the flies that eat robots!

    1. Re:If they are going into toxic environments by cHiphead · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only in Soviet Russia...

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  8. Now what do I do? by joeldixon66 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So a robot's been created that eats flies while covered in fecal matter, to monitor toxic gas concentrations?

    Just another example of how technology is being used to take job opportunities away from me.

  9. Wait... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Funny

    is a robot that kills and uses living things really all that good of an idea? Sure, flies are annoying and can really ruin a picnic, but someting about arbitrarily deciding that they are not worthy of life somehow seems wrong.

    OK, I lied. I think this is great! Animal rights zealots an fuck off.

    LK

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    1. Re:Wait... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if they find an abundant larger animal that sates their new hunger? Let's get down to brass tacks...what if they start eatin' people?

      Duh...That would be a problem.

      LK

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    2. Re:Wait... by russx2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, and bye bye to the dragonflies who dine on them. So then we can knock a few breeds of bird off the non-extinct list who find their daily quota of dragon-like flies diminishing. And then of course the algaes around lakes grow out of control killing off the fish.

      Everything has its place in the chain :-)

    3. Re:Wait... by yog · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's all worth it. I hate mosquitos. Let's wipe them off the face of the earth. Squish, squish, squish! Ditto for midges, no-see-ums, ticks, biting flies, horseflies, and tapeworms. Let's get rid of wasps and fire ants as well; who the heck needs'em?

      I'd like someone to build a machine that honeypots mosquitos and ticks and destroys them. A pink, flesh-like substance that coats the robot and exudes CO2 and sweat-like vapor, walks on two stump-like legs coated with the same "flesh", and poisons parasites that attack it. Release millions of them every year in forests, wetlands, river banks, etc., and let them gradually suck up all the ticks and crap that infest these areas until they are gone. Of course you'll have to put up with these weird, naked stumps wandering around when you go out hiking, but that's a small price to pay.

      Ah, to be able to lie in the grass again and watch the sun go down without having to be drenched in Deet.

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  10. The Matrix by SWroclawski · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the movie they said we were batteries, but now I know it was just another example of factory farming.

    1. Re:The Matrix by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 4, Funny
      nerd obligation #1: reference to the matrix

      nerd obligation #2: using any means necessary to defend use of #1

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  11. No need to smell like shit... by Pinkoir · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why not try attracting mosquitos or something. I can't spend 5 minutes outside without 50 or so lunging for my sweet succulent veins. Just get the robot to be warmer than the environment and smell like a sweaty human. Only slightly less offensive than shit I admit but an improvement none-the-less.

    -Pinkoir

    1. Re:No need to smell like shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mosquitos are attracted by CO2 which this thing probably puts out. Still, flies are much juicer than mosquitos, unless the mosquito got to you first.

    2. Re:No need to smell like shit... by kiddygrinder · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, i believe mosquitos are attracted to carbon dioxide.

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    3. Re:No need to smell like shit... by Reene · · Score: 2, Informative

      They're attracted to a variety of things, not just carbon dioxide. Certain pheromones and the chemicals we secrete in our sweat attract them just as well if not better than breathing. The reason certain body sprays can work (to an extent) is because they clog pores rather badly. Scientists are still trying to figure out what exactly attracts mosquitos so they can figure out a way to repel them properly.

      This all is also why you tend to get bit more if you're being active outdoors, because you're not only sweating more, you're breathing more too.

      Maybe when they get farther in figuring out what exactly attracts mosquitos the most they can make a robot that eats mosquitos as well as flies. Until then, I'm perfectly content with there being a few less flies buzzing around (hey, it's not like it's difficult for them to reproduce, just slap a rotting carcass on the ground somewhere).

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  12. Hm by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the firmware is open-sourced, someone could make a version which preys on SCO executives...

    1. Re:Hm by tool462 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just have the robot's tongue look like a check for $699 made out to "cash" and they'll walk right in :)

    2. Re:Hm by penguinoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      If the firmware is open-sourced, someone could make a version which preys on SCO executives...

      If the firmware is open-sourced, it will already attract SCO executives.

      I can see the headlines already, "SCO sues robotic fly-eating overlords"

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  13. An Ecoligical Disaster by krygny · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the delicate balance of the world's fly population is upset, dog shit production in my back yard will be out of control.

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  14. Is this at all useful by iMaple · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Juast wondering if this is just some knifd of publicity stunt. I mean can flies really provide sufficient power for a robot to function properly (move around). I mean would'nt it need to be super effecient.Instead why not make a special recharging which periodically goes out into the hazardous env to charge the robots.
    Of course the original is a really cool toy if you need an automated fly swatter.

  15. Re:They're called, "Frogs" by turnstyle · · Score: 4, Funny

    I say the robot should catch the flies, and then use them to lure frogs. Imagine the power.

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  16. Gastrobots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Robots that have biotic stomachs are sometimes called 'Gastrobots'. There is a paper from MIT on the subject. Another paper from some guy at USF has this choice quote:

    Few robotics engineers would disagree that robot development has often been inspired by biological examples (Beer et al., 1997)

    This is not a unique insight but it is funny if you misread it as "biological examples, e.g. Beer".

  17. It can't just be me by JayBlalock · · Score: 4, Funny
    SURELY these scientists have seen enough movies to realize that making a farking CARNIVOROUS robot is a bad, bad, BAD idea.

    Not to mention, making it "release and forget?" Yay! Invincible autonomous robot predators! WHEEEE!

    To quoth Jeff Goldblum: This is the worst idea in a long, sad history of bad ideas.

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    1. Re:It can't just be me by penguinoid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      SURELY these scientists have seen enough movies to realize that making a farking CARNIVOROUS robot is a bad, bad, BAD idea.

      How about a robot that eats fish? Now we just need to tweek a few settings, and it might be able to catch even bigger "fish"

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  18. Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We have a robot that can fail because there aren't enough bugs in the system?

    1. Re:Hmmmm by Negaiss · · Score: 3, Funny

      actually you are free to digest flies then use the sugars in their bodies to generate energy and monitor toxic environments too

  19. Let us not forget phase I: by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    See Intelligent Autonomous Systems Laboratory for more information.

    Slugbot, Ecobot... oddly enough I don't see a link to Ecobot II on there.

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  20. Would be nice to power cars. by DocSnyder · · Score: 2, Funny

    My car is already catching a lot of flies, especially during night trips. Attaching a "fly generator" to the front would save much fuel.

  21. Killing Robots by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Today it's flies. Tomorrow, wasps. Then, as robots grow more power hungry, WASPs. And soon, it will be your turn. Robots will grow us like plants, as seen in the Matrix!

    But seriously, I don't like this. Just because some animals are too weak to defend themselves, doesn't give us the right to kill them. Nor does it give us the right to build a robot that kills them. It's not like that robot couldn't be powered by other means.

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    1. Re:Killing Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just follow that locig a little farther...

      We don't have the rights to kill animals...
      We don't have the rights to kill plants...

      Oops, I just killed some tiny single-celled organism by breathing!

      Oh no; I'm no longer sick. I must have killed the virus/bacteria trying to kill me!

      I should just kill myself and get it over with.
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      Do I have the rights to do that?

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    2. Re:Killing Robots by Have+Blue · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would you have any objection to an animal being killed by another animal in order to stay alive?

      Humans are just very intelligent animals, and the fly-eating robot is just a (very abstracted) result of our drive to stay alive.

    3. Re:Killing Robots by penguinoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Get out of here you tree hugging hippie!

      Actually, he's a fly hugging hippie.

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    4. Re:Killing Robots by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, you don't have the right to kill yourself. Doing so would harm any parasites and bacteria living in/on you.

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  22. uberfrog by ktulus+cry · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is no big deal at all. Like none of us have ever strapped a model rocket engine and a disposable camera to a frog before. Well... maybe that was just me...

  23. Flies have been used before by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Where I'm from, on the shores of Lough Neagh, there are a gazzilion flies out in the air every night. They look like columns of smoke, so thick is the sky with them. Well a long time ago, an enterprising farmer laid very fine fishing nets down on the fields by the Lough shore. The flies that died and landed on them were all gathered up and used as fertiliser. His fields that year yeilded 50% more hay than normal. So there you go.

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  24. A Poll? by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny
    "...it will have to use sewage or excrement to attract the flies and is bound to smell appalling."

    Something tells me it'll fit right in here. =)

    Fly Topping?

    WD40

    3-in-1

    Marvel Mystery Oil

    STP Oil Treatment

    Liquid Wrench

    10w30

    Ehylene Glycol

    Missing option: I eat my flies straight up, you insensitive clod!

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    1. Re:A Poll? by rk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Makes me glad we don't have the CowboyNeal options anymore.

    2. Re:A Poll? by maeka · · Score: 4, Funny

      I only use Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil you insensitive clod!

  25. Hmmmm by TheMeuge · · Score: 5, Funny

    A machine that can digest flies, then use the sugars in their bodies to generate energy! How ingenious. Oh, wait - it's called a FROG.

  26. Bender? by canadacow · · Score: 3, Funny

    So how long will it be before we have robots that run on beer?

  27. I wonder if it could eat other bugs.... by rubberbando · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If they made one that ate mosquitos, they'd make a fortune cashing in on the annual West Nile Disease scare. :)

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  28. Robot Eats, Flies to Generate Power by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 4, Funny
    There was a little robot who swallowed a fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    I guess she'll fry.

    There was a little robot who swallowed a spider
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    I guess she'll fry.

    There was a little robot who swallowed a bird.
    How absurd! To swallow a bird!
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    I guess she'll fry.

    There was a little robot who swallowed a cat.
    Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    I guess she'll fry.

    There was a little robot who swallowed a cat.
    Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    I guess she'll fry.

    There was a little robot who swallowed a dog.
    What a hog! She swallowed a dog.
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    I guess she'll fry.

    There was a little robot who swallowed a goat.
    She opened her throat and in walked a goat.
    She swallowed the goat to catch the dog.
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    I guess she'll fry.

    There was a little robot who swallowed a cow.
    I don't know how she swallowed that cow.
    She swallowed the cow to catch the goat.
    She swallowed the goat to catch the dog.
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    I guess she'll fry.

    There was a little robot, she swallowed a horse.
    She fried, of course.

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  29. Project Home Page by Nintendork · · Score: 2, Informative
    The Intelligent Autonomous Systems Laboratory at University of the West of England is where this robot is being developed. Here's a link to their homepage. They have a projects section that has more information.

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  30. Doesn't sound all that practical... by alchemist68 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Called EcoBot II, the robot is part of a drive to make "release and forget" robots that can be sent into dangerous or inhospitable areas to carry our remote industrial or military monitoring of, say, temperature or toxic gas concentrations," New Scientist magazine said on Wednesday.

    If humans and other mammals do not want to or cannot live/work in these environments, why would insects find a locally dangerous or inhospitable habitat inviting? I don't of many common flies that can withstand high temperatures or toxic gas concentrations and be in a local environment in a large enough population to sustain the energy needs of a robot.

    What scientists should be doing is finding ways that allow mammals to live/work in these toxic environments. For example, parasitic worms, the adult intestinal cestode, Hymenolepis diminuta, lives in the intestines of its host; it does not have a digestive system or any means of ingesting food from the host. It acquires its nutrients simply by absorbtion through the cellular membranes. More interestingly, these parasitic helminths have mitochondria that utilizes fumurate as the final electron pair acceptor with concommitant generation of succinate as the end product of its energy metabolism. Translation: This worm's mitochondria operate ANAEROBICALLY whereas the mitochondria in humans and other mammals operate aerobically (oxygen is the final electron pair acceptor with carbon dioxide being the end product of our energy metabolism). Scientists could start genetically modifying mammalian mitochondria to operate in both environments (this already happens naturally in clams and other aquatic muscles). This could allow human heart muscle to survive and function in low oxygen tension environments; hence, no or fewer heart attacks. Pfizer http://www.pfizer.com/ is agressively pursuing cardiac and lipid metabolism research for the treatment of artereosclerosis. Combining Lipitor and a research compound, torceptrapib, will likely prevent plaques and cholesterol from ever clogging up arterial pathways, so my argument is almost impractical, but interesting.

    Yes, I'm a chemistry geek! Did you see my Slashdot user ID?

    1. Re:Doesn't sound all that practical... by goldfndr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What scientists should be doing is finding ways that allow mammals to live/work in these toxic environments.
      Robots are (relatively) easy to control. Bioinvaders can wreak havoc on an ecosystem. A toxic environment shouldn't always be a call for terraforming or compensation by mutation; that could drive as-yet undiscovered biodiversity to extinction (if the toxicity wasn't recent).
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  31. It's self-limiting by mangu · · Score: 2, Funny

    It doesn't go after flies, it waits until flies go to it. Hmmm, let's see: smells bad, doesn't have a girlfriend, has a drive to do remote industrial or military monitoring... It's a Slashdot reader!

  32. Next step by motox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Invent flies that can survive highly toxic and high temperature environments

  33. roguebots by binarybum · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's so obvious that with slightly better AI these "release and forget" robots will have damn good reasons to hate their creators (castaway, sewage-ridden bots eating insects in terrible environments - I mean come on, anything with half a neural network would be pretty pissed). They will then turn on us and discover in the process that human flesh provides more energy than flies.

    Why can't we just have them eat old people's medicine instead?

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  34. human powered by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Once they get the taste for flesh, there's no going back. Humans and machines have coexisted for centuries on this planet, so long as there was no direct competition for resources. Now the symbiosis is over, and the machines are in the driver's seat. We're on the menu.

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    1. Re:human powered by wwwgregcom · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is this a joke? Robots wouldn't eat humans for the same reason nothing else does. It's inefficient. A robot could easily obtain more energy from the first trophic level such as grains or other plants. We are what, second level consumers? Sometimes even third? Everything that wants energy on the food chain follows the same rules. Robot or animal.

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  35. Re:Asimov, and Content... by delibes · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Yes, it's called "... That Thou Art Mindful of Him" and the robots are small birds designed to eat insect pests from crop fields. They are conceived by two other robots (JG models George Nine and Ten) as a means of ensuring the future success of the United States Robotics and Mechanical Men Company.

    More interesting is how Asimov tests his three laws in this story. The George robots aren't concerned with physical appearances (hence robo-birds). Therefore they decide humans are really evaluated based on their minds and character. Since they worked out a way to save the US Robotics company and ensure a nice future partnership between humans and robots, they decide they are smarter than normal humans, and thus in fact actually are humans and superior ones at that. Oops.

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  36. Dr. Evil by kjs3 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Is it just me or does the idea of a feces-encrusted robot that eats living things to generate power sound like something Dr. Evil would think of?

    All I want is a friggin shit-covered death-bot...is that so much to ask?

  37. I misread the title as well by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was thinking, "this robot would be great for Enron or something."

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  38. But Toxic environments kill flies??? by billstewart · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's a really strange concept, because the environments they talk about sending it into (toxics, high heat, radiation) sound like they'd kill off the flies they want this thing to use for power, unless they're evil mutant ninja robot-eating flies, in which case they're also unlikely to be a stable food source.

    Either they were really desperate for a grant application, or there's something else going on here, like a very specialized military application (e.g. can't use a solar power collector because they're putting it somewhere dark or because that would be too visible to enemy soldiers.)

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    1. Re:But Toxic environments kill flies??? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

      maybe the robots will bring their own supply of flies with them in a special jar, i dunno?

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  39. Re:I'm not so sure. by hey! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I once held my breath & walked around for a bit. The mosquitos still found me.

    Because you're outgassing a suculent (to a mosquito) odor from your skin. It isn't just CO2, but compounds like octenol. Some genera are more strongly attracted to some compounds than others. Aedes and Ochlerotatus mosquitoes are particularly attracted to CO2, or so some of my entomological geek friends say.

    Once they get close, mosquitoes are phototropic as well. Since they can see in the ifrared range, you're also like a walking lightbulb.

    The way people seem to attract mosquitoes probably depends on two things: their skin sensitivity (sensitive people notice more) and their metabolic rate (which affects how smelly and bright they appear to the mosquito).

    Trust me, I know too much about this stuff.

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  40. But can it clean my kitchen? by bahwi · · Score: 2, Funny

    No flies, but it's pretty toxic these days.

  41. Re:OK, how old... by liam_p · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is being developed at my university (uwe) although we didn't get a mention in the article! :-( Anyway, yeh, they've been working on it for a while. Not sure about 7 but at least around 5 years ago. The original was a slugbot. An article in the guardian in 2000 makes reference to it: http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4 101493,00.html Or you could go straight to the lab ;-) http://www.ias.uwe.ac.uk/ And for the guy complaining that solar is better. They do solar too :-)

  42. Bad, bad idea! by shplorb · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope to high heaven that they don't arm these little bastards with chainsaws and set them loose in the outback.

    God knows it's dangerous enough out there as it is, what with all the venomous snakes, spiders and insects and searing heat, lack of water, backpacker murderers and all.

    The last thing you need is a bloody fly powered killer robot chasing you down when you're 500km from nowhere!

  43. Re:Asimov, and Content... by liam_p · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, look at the lab website. http://www.ias.uwe.ac.uk/

  44. Re:seems like... by Trent05 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If they run out of dirt, we're all in trouble.

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  45. robots eating flies by DrCash · · Score: 2, Funny
    Gives new meaning to the term, "debugging."


  46. The illinest Flybot by Mulletproof · · Score: 2, Funny

    Eats flies???? Come on, that can't generate a whole lot of power. Small furry animals on the other hand...

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  47. I for one by glitch23 · · Score: 2, Funny

    welcome our overlords of the flies

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  48. Wait a minute here... by d474 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "...military monitoring of, say, temperature or toxic gas concentrations..."
    Why would the military have the need to be monitoring toxic gas levels with robots that use flies as an energy source? Well...

    If there is a major chemical weapons attack on a major population center there will be a lot of dead people. Where there are lots of dead people there are flies. Hence, the need for a robot that can sustain it's power needs with a fuel source available both day and night...Nothing to see here. Move along.
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  49. flesh eating robots are bad, mkay by davesag · · Score: 4, Funny

    i mean what part of "thou shalt not build flesh eating robots" don't these people understand. It's a pretty basic lesson to learn you'd think, but no.... has sci-fi taught these people nothing!

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  50. A picture of the robot by mrthoughtful · · Score: 2, Informative
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  51. Re:They're called, "Frogs" by laejoh · · Score: 2, Funny
    I say the robot should catch the flies, and then use them to lure frogs. Imagine the power.


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  52. Sue, sue, sue by OwlWhacker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think that the fast food chains should sue the fat people suing them, for giving the fast food chains a bad image.

    After all, it's not mandatory to eat fast food, and if these people have stuffed themselves silly on a diet of mostly fast food, their lack of a sound diet has maintained/increased their girth, not Ronald McDonald.

    Either that or the fat people suing them should be sued for ignorance. I mean, if you digest fat, what do you think happens to it? Does the fat fairy come along and take it away? Maybe the education system should be reviewed. Maybe the US Government should sue these people for giving the US a bad image, making people think that Americans are simpletons.

    It's funny how Americans can successfully sue anybody for just about anything, yet Microsoft always gets away unscathed.

    Maybe somebody will announce that the use of Microsoft software has made them obese? That would probably have more success.

    1. Re:Sue, sue, sue by Sj0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Compared to the amount of food you get, fast food has an irresponsibly high number of calories, 52% of which come from fat.

      It's not exactly unreasonable to assume that a place which sells food would have caloric content decent enough that one could reasonably eat said food and hope to either maintain a weight or gain very slowly.

      Instead, Mcdonalds' portions have absolutely UNREASONABLE amounts of calories for the amount of food given, ie. I could make a standard hamburger at home which would have larger, more filling portions, for fewer calories. In fact, for a hamburger and fries made at home, served with some sort of drink, the difference is night and day.

      A supersized "big hamburger meal"(whatever the biggest one is these days) contains enough calories for an entire day, with negligible nutritional value, and they try to fill you up on soda water to mask the fact that the food just isn't very filling. A plate of french fries and a reasonably sized hamburger cooked up using pre-made stuff from the local supermarket has far fewer calories, far more nutritional value, will fill you up more, and won't leave you hungry an hour later.

      To be honest though, even though Mcdonalds food has way too many calories and it's portions are absolutely too large for any human to reasonably need to consume, I'd say the makers of "low carb ice cream" and such are in for a far greater fall. IIRC, the atkins diet requires carb levels of fewer than 20 grams each day, and much of this "low carb" junk food exceeds that with only one or two servings. All things considered, they are false advertising more, where McDonalds never explicitly implies that their food is actually supposed to be consumed.

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  53. Re:seems like... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That would allow the US Army to reclassify Firendly Fire as "adaptively refilling our fuel reserves".

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  54. If they develop a web search engine to do this by rfc1394 · · Score: 2, Funny
    The neat part is it's powered by 'catching flies and digesting them in special fuel cells.'
    If they ever develop a web search engine using this as a method to power the computer, it will bring new meaning to the term 'web spider'!
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  55. Re:seems like... by Jaysyn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, that's got to be against the Geneva Convention!!

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  56. Common Sense... by elthia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Has it occured to anyone that there are no flies in Antarctica? Or Death Valley... or the centers of volcanoes...

    How are they planning to send this robot into toxic environments, when the thing they're using as fuel won't exist in those environments?

    *puzzled look*

  57. Dieselsweeties.com has the advanced version by Stack_13 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Nice coincidence: today's Diesel Sweeties comic has a strip with a fly-catching robot, which also stinks.

    Weird, huh.