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378 Terabytes Of Star Wars on 600 G5s

Mrbill points to this USA Today story on the digital makeover given to the original Star Wars trilogy, noting that the digitized films have also been converted to HD for later release as high-definition DVDs.

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  1. Great! by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can now watch your childhood dreams get stomped on ... in HIGH DEFINITION!

    1. Re:Great! by RonXX · · Score: 4, Funny

      All your greatness are belong to us. You have no chance, remake for more money.

    2. Re:Great! by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Now I have become a corporation, the very thing I was against." - George Lucas

      He's gone over to the dark side.

      KFG

    3. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does that mean in a few years his son will come back to kill him and he'll see the light and finally release the originals?

  2. Ah by iamdrscience · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course. Release the DVDs now. Special edition DVDs next year. Limited Edition DVDs the year after that. Then redo the whole cycle again on high definition DVDs, making it so that people have to buy the trilogy six times, spending a couple hundred bucks.

    Well, at least they're not releasing them both individually and as a set with different special features. That would double the number of times it will be released.

    ...I really hope George Lucas wasn't inspired by my above comment.

    1. Re:Ah by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course. Release the DVDs now. Special edition DVDs next year. Limited Edition DVDs the year after that. Then redo the whole cycle again on high definition DVDs, making it so that people have to buy the trilogy six times, spending a couple hundred bucks.

      Star Wars HD: The Search For More Money.

  3. Speaking of degredation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scratches and loss of color is not the only degredation to SW that seems to have developed over time. A copy I watched recently seemed to have developed small cute computer animated characters that detracted from the development of suspense in the film..

  4. Coming to HD DVD... by AvantLegion · · Score: 4, Funny
    ... not only does Greedo shoot first, he shoots TWICE!

  5. Now.. by Laimbrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they could only digitally remaster Lucas to restore him to his original 1970's form. I'd pay 70 bucks for that.

  6. Oho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So that's how Lucas intends to discourage piracy.

    I have to hand it to him; Between not having enough space and bandwidth, and not wanting to see how he's butchered Star Wars this time, I don't think I would bother trying to share the 378TB of video.

    I tip my pirate hat to you. Arr.

  7. Same films? by iamdrscience · · Score: 4, Funny

    So now that it's been restored 3 times, had scenes added once and re-edited twice, how many re-releases do you think it will take before it contains no shred of the original film and it becomes a romantic comedy set in a hospital?

  8. G5s of Purity by Mulletproof · · Score: 4, Funny

    So does being done on Apple G5's constitute a washing away of all of lucas' sins, or will they have to burn the hardware in order to keep the contamination from spreding???

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  9. I wonder... by Johnny+Fusion · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet if the restoration was done on a beowulf cluster of old amigas running Linux, everyone would start saying Greedo shooting first was the best thing that ever happened to the trilogy...

    (Holy Karma-Risk Batman!)

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  10. The HD Master Being Kept in Storage... by Class+Act+Dynamo · · Score: 5, Funny

    virtually guaranteeing that the Hans/Greedo controversy will continue. At this rate, soon Hans will not have even shot Greedo. It will turn out that due to a high fat diet and sedentary life-style befitting a rich assasin, Greedo's arteries were clogged full of cholesterol. Hans didn't shoot Greedo, he was dead before he hit the table!!

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  11. The saga on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Quick summary of posts to follow:

    1) Lucas is a money-grubbing third-rate director.
    2) Can they wipe out Jar-Jar?
    3) Jar-Jar is not in these episodes, you moron.
    4) Who you calling a moron? Lucas is a money-grubbing moron.
    5) Why are they doing it on Macs when it is cheaper to do it on Linux?
    6) No, it's not. Look at Virginia Tech.
    7) Teh MACS suck.
    8) Nope, you idiot, M$ sucks.
    9) You are all idiots, Lucas sucks.

    Nothing else to see here. Move along now.

  12. Re:Links! by hype7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Star Wars, terrabytes, and lots of G5s, all posted on /.

    the porn sites are going to have a bad day today

    -- james

  13. Re:Forget the DVD's... by NTmatter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, I figure that by the time that anyone's finished downloading it, 500TB hard drives will be the norm.

  14. 378 Terabytes you say? by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh my god, that must be real high definition!!

    But why the heck do you need 600 G5s to view it?

    This "locking viewers in with Apple hardware" bullshit must go!

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