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Lost Nuclear Bomb Found Off Georgia Coast?

securitas writes "Both CNN and ABC News report that a hydrogen thermonuclear bomb lost off the Georgia coast in 1958 may have been found. The 'Mark 15, Mod 0' nuclear bomb was jettisoned into the Atlantic Ocean off Savannah after a B-47 bomber and an F-86 fighter collided in mid-air. 'The 7,600-pound, 12-foot-long thermonuclear bomb contained 400 pounds of high explosives as well as uranium' and it was found off Tybee Island by retired Air Force Lt. Colonel Derek Duke,, who said that radiation levels were from seven to 10 times higher than normal. If it is the bomb that Duke has found, the question now is what, if anything, should be done with it?"

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  1. Nuke the whales! by theluckyleper · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clearly someone tried to nuke the whales, and then covered it up!

    Gotta nuke somethin'!

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    1. Re:Nuke the whales! by red+floyd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Reminds me of the very politically incorrect bumper sticker from the early '80s.

      NUKE THE GAY WHALES FOR JESUS!

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  2. Bet the... by Dethboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fishing is good around that thing...

    Look it's a GIANT TUNA! And it glows in the dark. And has 3 eyes.

    1. Re:Bet the... by TykeClone · · Score: 5, Funny

      And we'll call him Blinky.

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  3. Well... by kjones692 · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the one hand, a recovery would be expensive, dangerous, and probably unnecessary. On the other hand, if we leave it there... the terrorists win.

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  4. Got WMD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    AHA! THAT'S where Saddam hid it.

  5. Re:first things first by Curtman · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it is the bomb that Duke has found, the question now is what, if anything, should be done with it?

    Utah would be a good spot.

  6. Re:Interested by here4fun · · Score: 5, Funny
    How much is the shipping and handling?

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    Osama bin Laden

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  7. Duke Nukem by retodd · · Score: 5, Funny

    and it was found off Tybee Island by retired Air Force Lt. Colonel Derek Duke...

    ... who forever shall be known as 'Duke Nukem'

  8. Re:Interested by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 5, Funny

    We would be more than happy to send you the Thermonuclear Bomb for the low price of $1.99, with shipping and handeling of $2,000,000.

    No, no - shipping is free for the esteemed My Bin Laden (long time customer and all). However, we will require that he take personal delivery.

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  9. I know! I know! by pyrrhonist · · Score: 5, Funny
    If it is the bomb that Duke has found, the question now is what, if anything, should be done with it?

    LICK IT! LICK IT!

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  10. Re:Interested by MarkGriz · · Score: 5, Funny

    A nuclear bomb (e.g. Hiroshima) works by fission. A hydrogen bomb works by fusion, but needs a nuclear bomb to trigger it.

    Any idea how a nucular bomb works?

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  11. Re:RIGHT by kjamez · · Score: 5, Funny

    maybe a little offtopic, but does it scare anyone else how much these cats know about nuclear explosives and such?

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  12. Re:Interested by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, you drop it out of your airplane with a guy riding it waving his cowboy hat around. It then goes boom.

    -Charlie