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Mechanical Pong

RotJ writes "Some crafty Germans have created an electromechanical conversion of the game Pong: "Pongmechanik is an absolutely physical game. The game is realized electromechanically, and essentially consists of four elements: A relay computer, the mechanical movement with collision detection, the display and the acoustic components." Talk about analog retro chic." saccade.com adds "This amazing device faithfully re-creates the classic original video game with pulleys, wires, motors and a (pre-chip, pre-transistor, pre-tube) relay based computer. They were partly inspired by Konrad Zuse, who created some of the first electromechanical and electronic computers."

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  1. My eyes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Zee joystik daws nahsing!

  2. Funnily enough... by FalconZero · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...I'm right this minuite writing control software for a custom manufacturing
    machine about 10ft^2 with a platform driven by motors in xy
    space, and having read this article I added:

    int xdir=1; sDriveX(xdir);
    int ydir=1; sDriveY(ydir);

    while (true){
    if (stopSwX()){xdir*=-1;sDriveX(xdir);}
    if (stopSwY()){ydir*=-1;sDriveY(ydir);}
    }

    I fired it up, chuckled, then felt a bit nerdy, chuckled some more,
    then got on with my work.

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    1. Re:Funnily enough... by gfody · · Score: 2, Funny

      BMX?

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  3. Real life pong by riotstarter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone ever played real life Pong before?

    I think it's called Tennis or something.

    1. Re:Real life pong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pong = fake
      Ping Pong = real
      Therefore: real Pong = fake Ping Pong
      and ping = real/Pong

      Got it?

    2. Re:Real life pong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait a minute...

      if real Pong = fake Ping Pong

      then real = fake Ping

      so Ping = real / fake

      assuming real = 1 / fake

      then Ping = real ^ 2

      Got it?

    3. Re:Real life pong by hai.uchida · · Score: 2, Funny

      Amazing how such a stupidly simple game could be so captivating to a primitive audience. Are we smarter these days or just more jaded?

      Oh yeah. I remember back then, all those primitive fools wasting quarters on that stupidly simple game. I used to shout, "Stop wasting your time, you idiots! Don't you know in thirty years we will be achieving perfect shadows at 30fps in our first person shooters and immersing ourselves in massive MMPORGS?"

      Oh and and a few years before that my family was so stupid that we-- get this-- owned a black and white TV that got five channels with an ANTENNA. Stupid family, so primitive. We should'a thrown it away until HDTV and broadband cable became readily available.

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  4. Next in line... by Mortiss · · Score: 3, Funny

    Doom3

    This one might require lots of black velvet courtains.

    1. Re:Next in line... by nmoog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Heres hoping they get on to a mechanical version of Leisure Suit Larry.

    2. Re:Next in line... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Heres hoping they get on to a mechanical version of Leisure Suit Larry.

      With all those relays, it would definitely bring new definition to the term "hot date."

      I'm a much bigger fan of the organic version myself.

    3. Re:Next in line... by Kentamanos · · Score: 4, Funny

      With the age verification process of the original Leisure Suit Larry, at least people would learn a lot about US History during the 70's trying to run the thing :).

  5. a question for the lawyers at intellivision by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    if your prior art is rendered in prior art, do you have a case?

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  6. talk about retro by Quanza · · Score: 4, Funny

    dude, this thing is more retro than the original game - phone relays?!

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  7. Way cool by 0WaitState · · Score: 2, Funny

    Charles Babbage would be proud.

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  8. Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And in germany people are complaining that we lost our edge when it comes to technology.

    Face it, Germany once again is a technology leader (at least in the field of geeky true life retro gaming)

  9. Geek Gods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    That is all I have to say about the mechanical Pong.

    BTW, does anyone else see Michael Jackson in the Half Life 2 ad on this page?

  10. mechanical phooey - How about wetware pong ? by daveb · · Score: 2, Funny
    we get some flat surface - maybe raise it about a meter or so. then get a couple of wetware units installed at each end with some wooden paddle things.

    THEN we could use some small ball thing and have the wetware units keep the ball bouncing from side to side.

    the speed of the ball moving from one side to the other would be the ping time ...

    Yeah - that'd work. We could call it Ping Pong (but some boring fart would probably name it table tennis)

    I wonder how to register a patent

  11. Big deal! by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Three people with laser pointers can play Pong. (The middle person, who plays the ball, also has to do the sound effects and keep score.)

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  12. The next logical step by pesc · · Score: 3, Funny
    The next logical step would be to put the entire game in the basement and put a black/white video camera above it. Then wire it to your TV set.

    Imagine playing the mechanical pong game on yor TV, where you can actually see that it is not quite an electronic game!

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  13. Re:Other mechanicalized video games? by TimothyTimothyTimoth · · Score: 2, Funny
    What about a real life version of pac-man, with your friends draped in sheets and running through a labyrinth, eating yellow M&Ms?

    Oh, I forgot, this is Slashdot. I have no friends.

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  14. Re:Very cool by missing_hed · · Score: 1, Funny

    But with a few more pullys and strings, perhaps they could create 3D pong, which i'm sure is much more playable IN 3D as opposed to simulated.

    actually, there is already a version of this without pullies or strings. it's called ping pong.

  15. What is the world comming to? by Eudial · · Score: 1, Funny

    What's next, a steam driven train? Hah.

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  16. Hmm... by vurg · · Score: 1, Funny

    This gives me an idea of the next version of Tetris. Bring out your hard hats people.

  17. bah, been doing it for years by dioscaido · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've been playing the physical version of pong for years. It's called ping pong. Or table tennis for all your pros out there.

  18. Power Hog by Auger+Duval · · Score: 2, Funny

    !!!OUCH I'd hate to see my electric bill for playing this game 24/7.... On the plus side, I could probably use it as a space heater in the winter... -AD

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  19. But where's the suffering? by borg1238 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hunh, that's odd, I always assumed all German games were required to have some sort of pain element.

  20. Re:Carnival by Total_Wimp · · Score: 3, Funny

    Imagine the fun you could have recreating computer golf, pool or even chess! My little secret is that I own a completely mechanical way to reproduce "Solitare", but I must confess I didn't build it myself.

    TW

  21. Bow-chicka-WOW-wow by xant · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cool game, but DAMN does the movie look and feel like it's about to turn into German porn at any time. You've got the cheesy lighting, the guy and the girl facing up, the German narrator who sounds like he's narrating god knows what kind of clothing-optional meetup.

    And THEN the Atari guy, naked, shows up on screen. WTF???

    Maybe it's just me?

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  22. Re:wrong controllers by Kehvarl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Personally, I would settle for a simple Tolkien Ring of them.