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USB Thumb Drives as ... Fashion Statement?

The Fun Guy writes "The New York Times has discovered USB thumb drives: "In some cases, flash drives have suddenly become so commonplace that, as with cellphones, their owners are adding fashion touches [DNA must be on file to read] to lend them a personal identity." Apparently, the most important thing about thumb drives is not that they are cheap, fast, durable, easy to use or hold a lot of data, but that wearing one around your neck identifies you as one of the techno-congniscenti, especially if you personalize it with stickers."

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  1. And remember guys... size DOES matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm talking about disk capacity of course.

    1. Re:And remember guys... size DOES matter by EvilCowzGoMoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Size doesn't matter, its what stickers you put on it!

  2. especially if you personalize it with stickers by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Awesome!

    Anyone know where I can find some really small VTEC stickers?

    1. Re:especially if you personalize it with stickers by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Funny

      Go ahead, laugh. Everyone laughed when Orville Wright invented his brother Wilbur...

  3. Pocket protectors? by erick99 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Does wearing a thumb drive around one's neck identify you as part of a "in" crowd or as belonging to the pocket protector geek crowd?

    -erick

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    1. Re:Pocket protectors? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 3, Funny

      well then, in the unlikely case that a member of the opposite sex asks you if that is a thumbdrive, just take an air of mystery and state vaguely: "No, that's my encryption security key".

    2. Re:Pocket protectors? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think it marks you as part of the "choke me with the digital garrote around my neck until I give you the electronic device containing all my stuff, and here have my iPod too" crowd. Think I'll have to pass on this one.

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    3. Re:Pocket protectors? by Wiktor+Kochanowski · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd have thought the correct answer would be "No, I am just happy to see you".

    4. Re:Pocket protectors? by gotgenes · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I'm the Gatekeeper. Are you the (Encryption) Keymaster?"

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    5. Re:Pocket protectors? by Misch · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have gone some days wearing my thumbdrive on a lanyard around my neck at a college campus with a large population of women, and some days without. The number of women who have approached me to ask me out on a date in either case has remained a constant 0.

      On the other hand, while wearing one, I had a woman come up to me and ask for help with her artificial intelligence homework.

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    6. Re:Pocket protectors? by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Funny
      ...a college campus with a large population of women, and some days without
      Do you have any theories as to why the population of women on campus fluctuates so wildly?
    7. Re:Pocket protectors? by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Funny
      Does wearing a thumb drive around one's neck identify you as part of a "in" crowd or as belonging to the pocket protector geek crowd?


      It actually puts you into a very disturbing segment of people in between ravers and geeks. Unfortunately, both groups will shun you unless you also add a soother and a strand of low-voltage LEDs to appease them. :-P

      Cheers

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    8. Re:Pocket protectors? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Funny
      Cargo pants are out of style.

      Getting fashion advice from /., now that's out of style...

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  4. No DNA Sample Required by romper · · Score: 4, Informative

    C|Net is carrying the same NYT story here.

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    1. Re:No DNA Sample Required by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'd think someone cool enough to use a term "DNA Sample" for registration would be cool enough to know about bugmenot (they even have a firefox extension!).

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    2. Re:No DNA Sample Required by maxume · · Score: 3, Informative

      bugmenot is great, but lots of sites are running active campaigns against it. It is useless on the Washington Post. I think the NYT blocks them too.

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    3. Re:No DNA Sample Required by wheany · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or, you could register, login once and it will never bug you anymore. If you don't like giving your email address, use mailinator.

      My one request for future story submitters: just say (registration required), the jokes about dna samples, firstborn babies and eternal souls are not that funny.

  5. Depending on where you live... by garcia · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Depending on where you live it could be like hanging a clove of garlic around your neck or a piece of rare meat.

    Even though I'm a geek if I saw a blinged out geektoy I'd still point and laugh. Since when did we want to be mainstream?

    1. Re:Depending on where you live... by kidgenius · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm a geek if I saw a blinged out geektoy I'd still point and laugh.

      Yes, that may be so, but if instead it was a blinged out geek girl, then you'd go a-runnin'.

  6. Sure... now it becomes popular by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, once I'm done with school and college geek becomes chic. Its like some bad dream. The stuff I used to get beatup for now gets you the hot cheerleader. This is some really evil irony.

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    1. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Trust me, noone who wears a USB dongle around their neck is getting the hot cheerleader. They'd be lucky to get the ugly homosexual.

      And the word "irony" doesn't mean what you think it does.

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    2. Re:Sure... now it becomes popular by PureCreditor · · Score: 3, Funny

      > Trust me, noone who wears a USB dongle around their neck is getting the hot cheerleader. They'd be lucky to get the ugly homosexual.

      In the all-encompassing Slashdot community, derogatory jokes against minorities of sexual orientation is un-called for.

  7. I hate subject lines. by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't remember people thinking I was too cool when I was walking around with a floppy around my neck. I guess the secret is the stickers.

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    1. Re:I hate subject lines. by servognome · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe you should try it now, wear a 5.25" floppy around your neck and call it "retro"

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  8. I've got an idea.... by apoplectic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why not wear a 4Meg thumb drive as a RETRO fashion statement? Perhaps there will even be a market for a 4K drive in the future. Of course, to be properly retro, the 4K drive might have to be as big as your arm....

  9. I have two by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

    One for each crowd I hang out with:

    1) Thumbdrive with an Apple logo
    2) Thumbdrive with a Type R logo

  10. Re:Special... by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny
    I made my ThumbDrive look like a Human Ear. That way, people know I am not voting for Kerry...

    You are voting for Mike Tyson instead?

  11. How to amaze family and friends by pubjames · · Score: 5, Funny


    Set up a VNC server and put a client on a USB thumb drive, configured to display full screen. Then just plug your USB drive into your friends computer, double click and watch their faces as they see their windows machine instantly converted to a linux one...

    1. Re:How to amaze family and friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      And then hear them go: "Man, Linux is really a lot slower than Windows. I think I'll stick with Windows."

  12. Around the neck by Mateito · · Score: 5, Funny
    Wearing one around your neck identifies you as one of the techno-congniscenti.

    No, it makes you look like a dick. The same way that you look when you walk around with your mobile-phone cord permanently wedged in your ear, whether you are on the phone or not.

    Personally, I hate having anything hanging around my neck. My office just issued new ID swipe tags which they supplied with a rediculously short neck cord. (I find it really uncomfortable to have a plastic card banging against my nipples all day. Its really distracting.)

    Those little retracting belt thingies are the best, even though they tend to die in the hands of a bored 3 year old.

    1. Re:Around the neck by upside · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm really uncomfortable with the words "banging against my nipples" conjuring a certain type of imagery, then realising that it written by a guy... :( I bet you did that on purpose. Damn you.

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    2. Re:Around the neck by pete-classic · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is slashdot. And you assumed a post was written by a woman?

      Anyway, guys nipples are sensitve too. Don't be so suburban.

      -Peter

  13. Girlie stickers by justkarl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Somehow this reminds me of elementary school, when all the girls you knew had these real popular pink stickers with horses and unicorns and stars and hearts all over them, and they would put them all over EVERYTHING they owned. Maybe some of these people are regressing.

    1. Re:Girlie stickers by dykofone · · Score: 4, Funny
      You mean the Lisa Frank stickers?

      Oh shit, I just disturbed myself by knowing that.

    2. Re:Girlie stickers by Tassach · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You can know what Lisa Frank stickers are and still affirm your manhood, simply by stating that you have a daughter in elementary school!

      Fatherhood is the ultimate affirmation of your masculinity.

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  14. Re:old school by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've got underpants made out of punchcards, with vaccuum tubes as buttons!

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  15. What should they be called? by waynegoode · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I hear a lot of names for these things. What should it be? In a recently rejected poll submission to Slashdot, I asked

    What is it?

    • Flash drive
    • Thumb drive
    • USB drive
    • Keychain drive
    • Jump drive
    • Pen drive
    • Memory drive
    • Memory stick

    I use flash drive, like the NY Times article. The Fun Guy likes thumb drive. However, I think that is a trademark. Same for jump drive. A lot of people where I work call them a memory stick--that's very confusing and a Sony trademark. USB drive can refer to hard drives also. Hmmm.......

    Let's settle this (or maybe not). What do you think they should be called?

  16. You're all a bunch of girly-men!!!! by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wear a ST-506 on a 3/4", chrome-plated chain around my neck! **BLING* *BLING**!!!

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  17. not cool enough by justforaday · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not cool enough to have a thumb drive. I think I might have a broken USB dongle somewhere though. Would that make me cool? Or would I be better off wearing a parallel port dongle around my neck instead?

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  18. Karma already maxed, I'm bored -- blogsafe link! by Buran · · Score: 3, Informative

    Blogsafe version (get yer blogsafe NYT links at http://nytimes.blogspace.com/genlink -- why Slashdot doesn't know about this yet I don't know)

  19. Re:"Durable"? by Lxy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Which manufacturers?

    I like the Sandisk cruzer mini. It's small, has a lanyard, and 3 multicolor caps. The only problem I've had with it is when I pulled it out while data was being written to it and I had to reformat it. If the light is blinking, don't pull it out! :-) If I could post a picture of mine, I would. It looks like it's been through a war, and it works flawlessly. Oh, and did I mention they're the cheapest ones out there?

    Sony Microvaults are complete crap, and Sony finally stopped making them. Lexar Jump drives are rumored to be poorly made, but I have no personal knowledge. Simpletech Bonzais work well, but they have a really ugly shape and size. Our users don't seem to care for them, even though they are reliable.

    As the drives are getting more popular, they're becoming cheaper. Hopefully the manufacturers don't sacrifice quality to compensate.

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  20. Okay, let me get this straight... by foxtrot · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have a "blueberry" cellphone that can browse the web on my belt. On the other side, I've got a RIM pager. Also on the belt is a Nite-Ize pouch with a Leatherman Wave and a mini-Maglite. On my wrist is a watch that not only tells time, it's got a compass an altimeter built in. My class ring says "Georgia Institute of Technology." I've got a SecurID token, a military surplus can opener, and the platter separator from an ST-225 hard disk on my keyring-- which itself was vendor swag from HP. ...and you're trying to tell me I need a USB flash widget so people can tell I'm a geek?

  21. Thumb Drives... as bling! by lothar97 · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm not going to wear my thumb drive until some cool hiphop star like Nelly of 50 Cent starts sporting their own thumb drive as bling. Then it stops being "geeky" and starts being "cool" or "badas$$".

    I, of course, did not use my iPod out of the house until 50 Cent was brave enough to wear his in a video.

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  22. ...and cost. by EtherAlchemist · · Score: 3, Informative


    1GB is the biggest I've seen and the best deal on that is at newegg. $84 is hard to beat for a 1GB stick.

    Remarkable how much these have dropped in price, it wasn't very long ago that 1GB flash was up around 200-300 bucks! I remember thinking I got a deal when I bought a 64MB for $20 a year and a half ago.

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    1. Re:...and cost. by masoncooper · · Score: 4, Informative

      I got my PQI stick in last week and it's amazing! It's fast enough to compile off of and 1GB means it'll be a LONG time before you run out. The coolest part is that it come with a wallet insert so for the thickness of about 2.5 credit cards you can carry 2 sticks everywhere you go. Someone mentioned that Tiger Direct was sold out. I got mine from Surplus Computers, does anyone know why these cards have taken such a steep drop in price?

  23. techno-congniscenti? by macshune · · Score: 4, Funny

    does a mispelling of "cognoscente" mean that you're also a member of the techno-illiterati?:)

    1. Re:techno-congniscenti? by joranbelar · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're both half-right - it'd be congnoscenti (plural) ;)

    2. Re:techno-congniscenti? by ZooDog · · Score: 3, Informative

      I believe it's cognoscenti.

  24. Any ideas on security by twfry · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I've been thinking about getting one of these and putting most of my day to day working files on it. The problem is there is some sensitive data that I need to protect somehow.

    So far my best idea has been to encrypt all the files with AES or something similar and keep the encryption tool as the only non-encrypted file. This way I can access all my files anywhere but at the same time I won't worry if it's lost since the data is protected.

    After hunting around TrueCrypt seems like the best option.

    So, does anyone have any suggestions or experiences to share?

    Thanks

  25. iomega usb thumb drives SUCKS by PhiberOptix · · Score: 5, Informative

    i dont know (or care) about stilish thumb drives, but one advice >>

    dont get near those crap iomega usb thumb drives. Our ti manager thought they looked cool, and bought about a dozen of them. 3 months later, all of them were broken and were replaced by cheaper and better ones made by kingston.

  26. JOGR 1GB... by Physics+Dude · · Score: 5, Informative
    This is the best thumb drive I've seen. It's waterproof, shockproof (encapsulated in superball material so it can take 1000G's of abuse). ;)

    Brand: JOGR
    Capacity: 1 GB
    Interface: USB 2.0
    Price: $105 shipped ;)

    I love this thing!

    1. Re:JOGR 1GB... by wmaker · · Score: 4, Funny

      shockproof (encapsulated in superball material

      it doubles as a bouncy ball?! I'm on it.

  27. These fad people annoy the hell out of me by aardwolf204 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wearing one around your neck identifies you as one of the techno-congniscenti.

    Riiight. This fad is for those who think they're 'in the know' because they picked up some skillz by watched their admin right click my computer and click properties. The crowd that is just dangerous enough to delete their registry. And now they're cool because they keep their super leet document around their necks saying "Look at me, I'm important, I've got 'my documents' around my neck!". Nothing annoys me more than these people. Its like that ITT Tech commercial with the 40 year old PT Cruiser driving soccer mom got a degree as an "IT Professional" by "inventing a database" in Access and is expecting to make $80,000 a year!

    Someone please meta-moderate the Slashdot RSS feed so I only see intelligent stories.

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  28. Ha! by multiplexo · · Score: 4, Funny
    but that wearing one around your neck identifies you as one of the techno-congniscenti, especially if you personalize it with stickers.

    Ha! I mock your attempt at trying to look like one of the techno-cognoscenti by wearing a thumb drive around your neck. I wear an EMC Symmetrix around my neck so I can store several terabytes of data. Admittedly this has made certain things (eating, going to the bathroom, leaving the data center) difficult but when my friends come over they're all impressed at how 133t I am!

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  29. Re:"Durable"? by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    "If the light is blinking, don't pull it out! :-)"

    yes, the will be fixed with the Cherry 2005 model.

    It's funny, but only if you know bad sci-fi

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  30. Re:Flash Drive by rpdillon · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hey, where did you get that flash-memory chip on a USB plug?"

    "Oh, over at Newegg.com. They have a great flash-memory chip on a USB plug selection. I got this flash-memory chip on a USB plug because it has 512 MB or memory and was only $40. Pretty sweet, huh?"

    Thanks, but no thanks. I think I'll stick with "flash drive".