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LoTR RoTK Extended Edition Specs Released

It's pre-pre-Christmas season, and ThePrinceofWands writes "OMG! It's official, 25% more unbelievable greatness in this version." The linked description (on the official LotR site) starts "DISCS 1-2: The Feature FEATURE (approx. 250 minutes) - A new version of the final installment in the epic trilogy! The Academy-Award winning film now has 50 minutes of never-before-seen footage incorporated into the film for this highly-anticipated video release." The extended version can be ordered starting on Oct 1st.

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  1. These things keep getting longer and longer... by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jesus. Does the extended edition come with a coffee machine?

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    1. Re:These things keep getting longer and longer... by KitFox · · Score: 5, Funny
      Dear Creased Shirt,

      Thank you for asking whether this edition comes with a coffee machine. We considered adding this feature for a while, however in testing, we discovered that the caffeine levels consumed combined with over four hours of feature film resulted in too many trips to the restroom. This not only had the downside of random interruptions for everybody when multiple people were viewing the movie at the same time, but it also caused the premature failure of numerous 'Pause' buttons on DVD player remotes.

      When technology allows for remote control buttons with higher life expectancies, we will reconsider this feature. This will likely be around the time we release the Uber Mega Ultra Extended Beyond All Possible Belief And Sanity Edition. We highly recommend that you begin accruing a year's worth of vacation time so you may fully enjoy this upcoming release in one sitting.

      Sincerely, Middle Earth Marketing Department

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    2. Re:These things keep getting longer and longer... by hype7 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      On the subject of talking to the marketing department, I wish they'd release "Requiem for a Tower" - it's a piece of music that was originally from Requiem for a Dream, but they totally rescored it for The Two Towers trailer. It's awesome! I've emailed to get it released, and if you're at all interested in getting this cool piece of music to see the light of day, send feedback here:
      http://www.lordoftherings.net/feedback.html
      and send email here:
      info@theantfarm.net
      who rescored the music.

      it just shits me these damn copyright laws - that art can be created and then hidden from those who love it.

      -- james

    3. Re:These things keep getting longer and longer... by KitFox · · Score: 5, Funny
      Dear Middle Earth Marketing Department,

      what the hell did you learn at marketing school, if they didn't teach you that making an announcement NOW and starting accepting orders FOUR DAYS from now will make the whole announcement useless. Who will remember that he wanted to order something a week ago...

      Dear Mr. Coward,

      While we appreciate your concern for our marketing strategies, we do observe a number of factors. The first being that there are seven days in a week, not four. The second being that we knew that upon making this announcement, the Slashdot crew would have an article up within a matter of moments. Had we been accepting orders at this time, our order system would have been tremendously overwhelmed by what is fondly known as the Slashdot Effect, and the vast majority of our other customers would be unable to wade through the tide of Slashdot readers attempting to order our merchandise. The losses due to negative word of mouth publicity would have been substantial.

      By creating a four-day buffer, we are able to encertain that the initial flood of Slahsdot readers will have ALMOST forgotten, but still have a three day period within which to remember to order this horrendously long movie. Thus, the orders stemming from them will be spread over a larger time period as neurons begin to fire and they remember.

      Overall, we appreciate your input, and have we will be sending you a free coffee maker in a show of our gratitude. (We recommend that you alternate between the pause button on the remote and the pause button on the DVD player itself while watching the movie when needing to use the restroom. It will help to prevent premature failure of your remote.)

      Sincerely, Middle Earth Marketing Department

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    4. Re:These things keep getting longer and longer... by cgenman · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wouldn't be surprised if we saw the 9 hour special editions of FotR, TTT, and RotK. In the new editions, Gandalf shoots first, the Ents do a musical number when they destroy Isengard, and Gollum has been replaced with a lovable fruit bat.

      Yeah, like Peter Jackson is going to be immune. You just wait and see. Your heros will crumble too!

  2. In this version... by CrackedButter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Frodo bit his finger first

    1. Re:In this version... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least you can look forward to the Super Ultra Mega Longer Extended Edition, where they bite each other's fingers at almost the same time.

  3. taters by Korgrath · · Score: 4, Funny

    I heard they even added some tater recipies!

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  4. Now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now with 25% more "Oh, Sam!"

  5. Wow, just wow by apsio · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was planning on having a all-day LOTR showing on my 36" widescreen for a few friends. But with it now pushing probably 14 hours with mealtimes and whatnot...jeez. Any ideas?

    1. Re:Wow, just wow by CrackedButter · · Score: 5, Funny

      Charge them for the meals.

    2. Re:Wow, just wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      By "few friends" I assume you mean mom and dad? If so, mom could probably bring a dish or two. Dad will just brind his attitude, especially after he finds out you made off with his TV.

    3. Re:Wow, just wow by big-shoulders · · Score: 5, Funny

      OK, we did this just yesterday. We had a party for Bilbo's Birthday (9/22 of course) and screened all three movies (the first two in extended editions, the third in theatrical release) We started at 8AM, took short intermissions (at the changing of the disks) and meal breaks in between (including a lambas bread bake-off) and finished at 11PM. I must say it was exhausting. I don't know if we'd have made it with the extra 50 min. You are thinking that we are major LOtR geeks and you'd be right (3-4 hobbit costumes in the bunch) but we had 20 - 30 people in the house to watch it. Everyone had a great time.

    4. Re:Wow, just wow by jeffasselin · · Score: 5, Funny

      From now on, when some people say I'm obsessed with LotR because I wear a One Ring replica and own a few sword replicas from the movies, I'll just have to link to your post and appear perfectly normal.

      Thank you.

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  6. Suckers! by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

    I held off buying the first release, then the extended edition, and I'll hold off buying this one too. Let me know when the "Director's Uncut: Raw Unedited Footage" DVD edition comes out. *Then* I'll be sure that I haven't squandered my money by buying a stripped down version.

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    1. Re:Suckers! by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 3, Informative
      The trouble is, you can wait forever for the best version.

      To be pragmatic, take a view of the "best version you will like". I've held off buying some DVDs because I heard a rumour of a decent special edition with cleaned up picture/sound, directors cuts etc (like I'll get the next editions of Kill Bill, not the current ones).

      But for me, that is that. I don't care enough to get that extra 1% of value which is "new cast commentary".

      Unless a DVD comes straight out as an excellent set, I hold off, rent the basic version and then buy the decent version.

      I've held off buying the 2 disc editions of LOTR and not yet even seen ROTK, because I wanted to see the extended version.

    2. Re:Suckers! by halowolf · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I've held off buying the 2 disc editions of LOTR and not yet even seen ROTK, because I wanted to see the extended version.

      Now don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of the LOTR movies and have the previous 2 extended editions. However I did think that the theatrical release of ROTK did suffer a little from its editing. Now I have read the books and know what things have been missing from the movies and such, but I thought that there were a number of instances in ROTK where it was bloody obvious that a scene was missing and that did (at least to me) seem to interrupt the flow of the movie just a little.

      It's great to see an extended editiong offering some great additions that improve the quality of the movie as a whole, as so many DVD's don't offer many feature at all. The commentaries so far have been good as well and I enjoy listening to them.

    3. Re:Suckers! by nastro · · Score: 3, Funny

      You don't want to see the raw and unedited version. It's just a bunch of guys standing around a green room. And Andy Serkis running around in what looks like scuba gear, with wires attatched. Not that interesting, really, IMHO.

  7. Extended edition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Jesus Harold Christ. What version was that long-ass movie I watched last year?

  8. Yeah... by jstrain · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, an extra 50 minutes, but does it have Tom Bombadil?

    1. Re:Yeah... by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, this is more proof that you just don't really understand what Tom was about. Tolkien originally wrote of him many years prior as a 'Green Man', i.e. man of the woods in a volume of poetry. In it, Bombadil exerted rather absurd amounts of power over the world, much as he does in LotR. Later, writing LotR, Tollkien included him for the simple reason that he doesn't clearly fit in the mythos of the world: he's not a living thing (since Treebeard is referred to as the Oldest Living thing), and he's not an maia, so much discussion was whether he was the Creator (although Tolkien specifically refuted this). The point is, he's unknown. He's there to remind you that we never have a full grasp of what's going on, and that's something that admittedly wouldn't translate easily to a movie but still has significant value.

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  9. Fellowship by davro · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn i now have 25% less on my old version of lotr. Wheres the fellowship in that!

  10. 50 Minutes! by AndrewStephens · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Its a pity that the link doesn't go into more detail, but the more the merrier. The extended editions of the first two movies were great improvements on already excellent films (especially the first one), so I have high hopes for Return of the King.
    On a totally unrelated note, here is some sophisticated LotR humor in the form of a 2meg wmv file.

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    1. Re:50 Minutes! by hanssprudel · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here is a preview that talks about exactly what scenes have been added (huge spoilers, of course.)

    2. Re:50 Minutes! by CGP314 · · Score: 3, Funny

      (huge spoilers, of course.)

      Not for those of us who can read.


      -Colin

  11. What exactly is new: by ggvaidya · · Score: 4, Informative
    From the website:
    1. Disc intro by director Peter Jackson
    2. "J.R.R. Tolkien: The Legacy of Middle-earth" documentary hmmmm ...
    3. From Book to Script:
      1. "From Book to Script: Forging the Final Chapter" documentary
      2. Abandoned Concept: Aragorn Battles Sauron (ehhhhhh???)
    4. Designing and Building Middle-earth
      1. "Designing Middle-earth" documentary
      2. "Big-atures" documentary
      3. "Weta Workshop" documentary
      4. "Costume Design" documentary
    5. Design Galleries - 2,123 images
      1. The Peoples of Middle-earth (galleries with docent audio)
      2. The Realms of Middle-earth (galleries with docent audio)
      3. Miniatures (galleries with docent audio)
    6. "Home of the Horse Lords" documentary
    7. "Middle-earth Atlas: Tracing the Journeys of the Fellowship" interactive map
    8. "New Zealand as Middle-earth" interactive map w/on-location footage
    1. Re:What exactly is new: by AndrewStephens · · Score: 3, Insightful
      2. Abandoned Concept: Aragorn Battles Sauron (ehhhhhh???)
      I'll love to know more details about this. My guess it was meant to be some sort of faceoff to represent the battle of wits between Aragorn and Sauron though those magic seeing balls.

      I guess I will have to wait for the release to find out.

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  12. Tom Bombadil is not important to the plot of LOTR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Despite all the arguments to the contrary, Tom Bombadil is not really an important character in LOTR. Yes, he's an interesting character and probably is used as a foreshadowing of future events, but when it comes down to the actual plot, he is just a short meander off the main line.

    God knows the main plot is long enough as it is, why in the world would you want to make it longer by adding an insignficant character? This is a movie, not a book. The point of a movie is to tell a good story at a fast enough pace so that the viewer feels he got his money's worth. A book allows the author to do all the meandering he likes and the reader to take as much time as is necessary to absorb it all.

  13. Patience by EngrBohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Patients, we is. Yes, patients. We waits for our boxed set, our preciousssss.

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  14. Extended?Oh. by oddmake · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I really want to see...Saruman's demise.

  15. Cue in all the bashers of "numerous" editions.. by Zarhan · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...despite the fact that the standard/extended edition cycles were announced like year before Fellowship of the Ring's (first film!) DVD release.

    And even if you missed that, by now you should know how it will go..pattern recognition, anyone?

    Yes, there will be a boxed set with all the extended editions bundled into one nice compilation, but nothing beyond that. And if the Hobbit ever comes, they might also release a new box set with the Hobbit included. And they will release Bluray/HD-DVD versions when the formats become available.

    However, the actual *content* will not change. There's the extended cut and the theatrical cut. No need to bash Peter Jackson about squeezing money out of gazillion different editions..So there will not be a "hook" to upgrade to the later box set releases (HDTV resolution on the next format might be enough, of course...but then you probably are not going to feel ripped off).

  16. badgers? by wobblie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Were all the badger scenes restored, or what?

  17. Box colours, still wrong... by beeglebug · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now I know it's not the end of the world, they are still greats films and all, but this one thing just bugs me about the extended DVD's. I just can't get my head around the decision to make the boxes Green, Red then Blue.

    Green for Fellowship is fine, it's the most nature centric of the trilogy, so it makes sense. To me though, The Two Towers predominant colour is blue, the film is full of old stone, dark forests, and rainy battles, it's a very cold film. Likewise, the color of ROTK is red. The film is full of fire, lava, blood, passion and anger. So why flip those two around?

    Am I on my own on this one?

    1. Re:Box colours, still wrong... by Archwyrm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes!! Why, oh why..? Oh the humanity..

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  18. In Other News... by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 5, Funny

    A distraught Lord Of The Rings fan has climbed Buckingham Palace disguised as Batman to protest the absence of the valley of Tom Bombadil in the popular movie trilogy.

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  19. Director's License by architimmy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hayden Christensen isn't at the end of the extended version is he?

  20. never-before-seen? by tomee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Never-before-seen footage doesn't sound good. I insist that Peter Jackson look at the footage before releasing it. There just has to be at least some level of quality assurance before these things can be released to the masses.

    1. Re:never-before-seen? by alien_blueprint · · Score: 4, Funny

      There just has to be at least some level of quality assurance before these things can be released to the masses.

      Why start now?

      *ducks* ;)

  21. Jackson vs. Lucas by H_Fisher · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You, sir or madam, may be a troll, but it's Sunday and my wits need exercising. :)

    Fun that everyone bashes Lucas for his multiple releases but it is quite silent about Jackson.

    The difference is the handling of the whole thing. Lucas created a story with the original theatrical releases of the Star Wars trilogy - he wasn't using a story that'd been around in one form or another more > 50 years. After he created his story, he went back and changed the story around - making some changes that seem to have pissed off a couple of people here and there...

    Biggest difference with LOTR is the attitude behind the DVD marketing. The changes & omissions from LOTR (especially the cutting of Saruman from ROTK) pissed off some people as badly as Greedo "shooting first." But instead of hiding behind artistic license or "piracy concerns" a la Lucas, Jackson's giving people a choice. He's releasing versions which reincorporate scenes that got cut - AND he's still marketing the theatrical versions for those who want them. (Do thank Jackson for not wetting on your childhood memories when you can load up your DVD, or your BD-ROM rip or whatever, of the original LOTR in 25 years.)

    It's shrewd marketing, of course. Plenty of people will buy the LOTR theatrical disks and then go back and buy the expanded triology. Say what you will about Lucas and his rights to do what he wants with his movies, but I think Jackson's creating a better public image than Lucas - AND he's getting paid for it.

  22. Re:Tom? by miu · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I'll buy the whole thing on DVD though if all his scenes are in there. Is it worth hoping for?

    Oh sure they filmed a half hour of singing and spoken word poetry just for the .05% of their audience that would demand it.

    Purists are never going to be happy with a modern adaptation of Tolkiens work, he wrote some wonderful stuff and created the modern fantasy novel - but he was racist and sexist as most people in his time and society were, he had an appreciation for poetry that is inaccesible and boring to modern audiences.

    I love the books (I've read them more than 20 times since I was a child) but I really enjoy the movies too - but they are are alternate forms of the same story. The details and presentation must change between the two.

    I personally believe that had Tolkien lived and changed with the times he would have loved the movies that have been made so far. I'm looking forward to the Hobbit eventually.

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  23. Re:Commentary track(s)? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    I can answer myself in part, there are four:

    Audio Commentary 1: The Director and Writers
    Peter Jackson (Director/Co-Writer/Producer)
    Fran Walsh (Writer/Co-Producer)
    Philippa Boyens (Co-Write)

    Audio Commentary 2: The Design Team
    Richard Taylor (WETA Workshop Creative Supervisor)
    Tania Rodger (WETA Workshop Manager)
    Grant Major (Production Designer)
    Ngila Dickson (Costume Designer)
    Alan Lee (Conceptual Designer)
    John Howe (Conceptual Designer)
    Dan Hennah (Supervising Art Director/Set Decorator)
    Chris Hennah (Art Department Manager)

    Audio Commentary 3: The Production/Post-Production Team
    Barrie Osborne (Producer)
    Mark Ordesky (Executive Producer)
    Andrew Lesnie (Director of Photography)
    Mike Horton and Jabez Olssen (Editors)
    Rick Porras (Co-Producer)
    Howard Shore (Composer)
    Jim Rygiel (Visual Effects Supervisor)
    Joe Letteri (WETA Digital Effects Supervisor)
    Ethan Van der Ryn (Supervising Sound Editor/Co-Designer)
    Mike Hopkins (Supervising Sound Editor)
    Randy Cook (WETA Animation Designer & Supervisor)
    Christian Rivers (WETA VFX Art Director)
    Brian Van't Hull (WETA VFX Cinematographer)
    Alex Funke (Miniatures Director of Photography)

    Audio Commentary 4: The Cast
    Elijah Wood (Frodo)
    Liv Tyler (Arwen)
    Sean Astin (Sam)
    John Rhys-Davies (Gimli)
    Billy Boyd (Pippin)
    Dominic Monaghan (Merry)
    Orlando Bloom (Legolas)
    Christopher Lee (Saruman)
    Sean Bean (Boromir)
    Bernard Hill (Théoden)
    Miranda Otto (Éowyn)
    David Wenham (Faramir)
    Brad Dourif (Grima)
    Karl Urban (Éomer)
    John Noble (Denethor)

  24. Re:Return of... by humblecoder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am willing to cut Jackson some slack, mainly because we, the consumers, knew ahead of time that there was going to be both a theatrical version AND an extended version. Therefore, we were able to decide which version we wanted to buy. It's not like he release the theatrical version, and then after everyone had scarfed up that, decided to spring the extended version on us. He told us up front that there was going to be an extended version and that if we wanted to, we could wait until that one came out.

    Plus, if I remember correctly, there was a rebate for those who bought both versions. So if you really couldn't wait the extra 6 months for the extended version, you could buy the regular version and get a little bit of a break on the extended version.

    If Jackson's goal was really to maximize profits, he would have released the theatrical versions, waited a few years for everyone to buy that, and then announce the extended version after profits from the theatrical version had tapered off. Plus, he would make people who bought both pay full price, rather than offer a little bit of a rebate.

    Personally I find his attitude a lot more palatable than George Lucas who is obviously out to milk the Star Wars franchise for all its worth.

  25. I like my taters raw and wriggley by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The always invokes a slack jawed open mouthed response from the counter clerks at McD's. But then that's their response to anything.

  26. Re:Tom? by Hast · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well they have repeatedly said that Scourging of the Shire wasn't filmed; both in interviews and eg in the commentary track to FOTR (during the scene with Galadriels mirror which is a homage to the last chapter). There is also a lot of talk about why they did this and all that.

    Personally I think it's a big conspiracy though. In 20 years time we will get a new release of LOTR the way "it was ment to be". Complete with 10 extra hours of songs in elvish noone understands, and in the new version Gandalf screams as he falls with the Balrog.

    Seriously though, if you don't see the movies because of the lack of a specific scene then you're just stupid. Particularly the first movie is very beautiful and even the one with least digressions from the original story. Get the extended editions though.

    Very few appreciate Tom Bombadil on the first read through. In order to understand his character you first need to know quite a bit about the world of middle-earth, and at that point on your first read through you still don't have that knowledge. (Just like the hobbits.) Considering that severe cutting had to be done it's no surprise that the 30+ minutes part which actually doesn't have any meaning in the rest of the movie was cut.

    Scouring was cut for similar reasons. It is just yet an example of how the media differ. There are other changes I don't agree with in the movies, but these two I understand and agree with.

  27. THE SECRET DIARY OF ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN by Hyperhaplo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Day One:
    Ringwraiths killed: 4. V. good.
    Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it.
    Still not King.

    Day Four:
    Stuck on mountain with Hobbits. Boromir really annoying.
    Not King yet.

    Day Six:
    Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly.
    Yes!
    Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back.
    Still not King.

    Day Ten:
    Sorry no entries lately. V. dark in Mines of Moria. Big Baelrog.
    Not King today either.

    Day Eleven:
    Orcs killed: 7. V. good. Stubble update: Looking mangy.
    Legolas may be hotter than me.
    I wonder if he would like me if I was King?

    Day 28:
    Beginning to find Frodo disturbingly attractive. Have a feeling if I make
    a move, Sam would kill me. Also, hairy feet kind of a turn-off.
    Still not King.

    Day 30:
    In Lothlorien. Think Galadriel was hitting on me. Saucy wench.
    Nice chat with Boromir. He's not so bad.
    Took a shower. Yay!
    But still not King.

    Day 32:
    Orcs killed: none. Stubble update: subtly hairy.
    Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind.
    I think Legolas might be kinda gay.
    Nope, not King.

    Day 33:
    Orcs killed: Countless thousands. V. good.
    Boromir killed by Orcs. Bummer. Though he died bravely in my arms, am now
    quite sure that he was very definitely gay.
    Not so sure about Gimli either.
    RIP Boromir.
    Still not King, but at least Boromir seemed to think I was. Might however
    have been blood loss.

    Day 34:
    Frodo went to Mordor. Said he was going alone, but took Sam with him. Why?
    My God, is everyone in this movie gay but me?
    Not so sure about me either.
    Still not King, goddammit.

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    1. Re:THE SECRET DIARY OF ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN by Hyperhaplo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Meh. If you want to read the rest: LOTR Diary Joke

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  28. Episode I by michaeldot · · Score: 3, Funny

    If Peter Jackson does get the rights/funding to make The Hobbit, then that will in effect be Episode I of the LOTR saga.

    I can't wait to see the cynicism from the cognoscenti once they learn there's a prequel in the works: "the actor who plays young Bilbo is terrible and he doesn't even sound like James Earl Jones, why did they have to destroy my childhood?"

  29. Re:25% More Fake Endings! by Zarhan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Movies do not end until the credits have finished and the projector has been switched off. I hate it when everybody just starts getting up when "Directed by" flashes into the screen and getting their jackets and starting to call their friends on their cellphones etc.

    When credits roll, you have time to digest and go through the movie experience, relax, and reflect, while still maintaining the 'mood' that the movie has created. (Especially if you happen to be on a date and watching a 'chick-flick' - you can keep the nice, romantic feeling going instead of rushing into the jam-packed exits and stepping on other people's toes). Granted, this may not apply to all brainless actionflicks, but I digress..

    I'm glad that more recently, more and more movies are putting stuff (some little joke or something) after the credits (Pirates of the Caribbean:Undead monkey comes at you, Phantom Menace: Darth Vader's breath, etc. See IMDB:s "crazy credits" for more details.). Makes more folks stay PUT until the movie is really finished. Of course, people like Jackie Chan have always inserted bloopers to the credits sequence..keeps people in their seats.

    So, if you got up at the end of RoTK for three times...well, too bad! If you really were in such a hurry why didn't you leave on the first time? You could at least wait through the initial credits sequence (Director, cast etc) if you are not interested in names of key grips and listening to the soundtrack in the theatre is not good enough for you.

  30. Re:Tom? by hypnagogue · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good news! Peter Jackson is currently producing the story of Tom Bombadil. Unfortunately for us hard-core Tom Bombadil fans, I have heard rumors that the role of Tom is being played by a 60 foot tall ape.

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  31. Re:You know... by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If any of the stuff they cut actually made the movie better they would have left it in the theatrical edition.

    What you mean is "If any of the stuff they cut actually made the movie better in theaters they would have left it in the theatrical edition."

    DVD is not theater - different audience (fans), different viewing environment (couch, pause button, etc), all of which means that the judgement of what is "best" is different. And it seems to favour longer movies, with more extras.

    e.g. for the first 2 LotR movies, the DVD versions are in my opinion far superior, but I don't know if I could have sat through either in a cinema.

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  32. Ahh...plagarism... by Zanthany · · Score: 4, Informative

    The good ol' Pervy Hobbit Fancier's Diary.

    If you want to read the originals, direct from the original author, pleased to be visiting http://www.livejournal.com/users/cassieclaire/.

    Thanking you.

  33. Re:25% More Fake Endings! by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Ah, I was wondering who that other person sitting alone in that row over there was as the masses went fleeing for the exit. Now I know, and I'm glad to meetcha.

    I completely agree with what you said. Oh, there are some movies I don't care for and so I get up right away. But usually I like to stay for the credits, and mostly for the reason you gave: to stay in the movie state for as long as I can. We enter a different conscious state when we watch movies. That state is broken when the movie ends, and is really broken when you turn around up the aisle and start jostling the crowds as you flee for your car. If you have just watched a great movie, what's the rush? Why not enjoy the end music that is designed to encapsulate the mood of the movie? If it's a modern day drama, you can see where it was filmed, you can catch the music credits to see who is singing those songs (hey, whaddya know, the cast of Chicago really did their own singing!), you can see in the credits who played that third guy from the left whose face seemed so familiar but you can't quite put a name to his face, and so on.

    And with RoTK, if you left early you left without seeing those beautiful paintings of the main characters, and as the only time the end song was played. Those were worth staying for. So let people snipe at you by saying, 'Duh, I can think about those things as I drive away in my car' (in a totally different state of mind while you obey traffic laws), or 'Dude, you're stuck up cuz you think you're better than me' (when this is not a comparison of people with people). Staying for the end credits is worth doing.

  34. To be released December 14 by crashnbur · · Score: 4, Informative

    I know tons of LOTR fans already know the release date, but I hadn't bothered to look yet since I was waiting on announcements about this specific edition. So for those not in the know, the Extended Edition of Return of the King will be available December 14.

  35. Here's the name of the file you want....... by Turboglh · · Score: 3, Informative

    When I first heard it on the trailer for the two towers I almost wet myself, thats almost, took a while but the full mix is out there. Two Towers - Lux Aeterna Orchesta Remix.mp3

  36. It could be worse.... 9/22 ain't 9/22 by devphil · · Score: 4, Insightful


    A truly hopelessly geeky Tolkien nerd would point out that the Shire calendar was offset from the British calendar by several days. Tolkien described it all in the Appendices.

    Damn, now I've outed myself.

    --
    You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
  37. Re:And then the complete set will come out... by cybpunks3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't see this happening.

    There isn't much more footage that can be intercut.

    Remember that in most cases, the additional footage also required new effects and new scoring, and editing decisions on which take to use, etc..

    PJ was busy enough with King Kong that it seemed to me like he was somehow rushing the ROTK EE out the door so he could get on with the new project.

    I don't think he wants to revisit the material anymore. And Howard Shore and everyone else are on other projects too.

    I think an HD edition is inevitable (hopefully blu-ray instead of hyper-compressed MPEG4 HDDVD) but I don't see much in the way of special material. The only "fix" I'd like to see is reducing Frodo's size when he looks out the balcony in Rivendell. I think they goofed the proportions up on that one.

    There is a dream sequence where Frodo turns into a Gollum-like creature. It's not really necessary.

    I'd love to see some way to insert Radagast into the picture, but that would be pretty expensive to pull off, I think.

    I would like them to insert a cut-in of Denethor's palantir. Suppodely that was deliberately not shot and I think that's a big creative mistake on PJ's part, one they repeatedly make excuses about.

    I'd rather have footage with Denethor's palantir vs. Aragorn's.

    I'd also like them to re-insert the scene where
    Eowyn kills an orc in the glittering caves. That was taken out in order to hold back on showing Eowyn as a warrior, but I also think that was a creative mistake.

    But most of the unused footage left over would not fit in with the chosen continuity of the adaptation. You have Arwen at Helm's Deep, Aragorn fighting Sauron, perhaps alternate death scenes for Saruman. Stuff like that.

    50 minutes of additional footage is not a marketing gimmick. That's an enormous amount of new footage to add to a film and I'm sure it's all worth it as all the theatrical versions, as long as they are, have rushed pacing (up to the epilogue of ROTK).

    The fact of the matter is that PJ filmed the equivalent of more like 6 movies vs. 3, and that's why they are so long. There is an established maximum running time even for epics and PJ just decided to go over the limit, knowing that this was the only chance we were likely ever going to have to film this stuff.

    What may have seen like a risky luxury at the time on the part of the studios will return huge dividends in the end. PJ got his actors together and rolled film endlessly (not to mention multiple pickup sessions) which is what I or any other Tolkien fan probably would have done in that case. The allure of Lord of the Rings is the immersion into the world and you only get that feeling when you're in there for a while and feel like a part of the journey. You don't get that book-like feeling with even 3 90-minute movies. Regardless of the limitations of theatrical movies (no pause button), DVD is the ultimate venue for this sort of extended immersion.

    You really are not supposed to try to digest the entire story in one large feast.

    You really have to watch the films episodically over a longer span of time, which is how most people read the trilogy in book-form.

    It's just that so many people have such poor memories and their lives are so hard to schedule that they'd have a hard time committing to follow a storyline that took 12+ hours to watch over the course of a week or two of viewings.

  38. Movie Trilogy of the Beast by pudge · · Score: 3, Funny

    Extended edition running times of FotR: 208, tTT: 208, LotR: 250. Combined: 666.

  39. New scenes by Earlybird · · Score: 4, Informative

    TheOneRing.net reports on confirmed and presumed new scenes in the extended edition.